Kill your dog or a stranger (1 Viewer)

[BustedKnuckles]

I love my dogs.  But then again, the stranger has never #### on the floor or scattered my garbage throughout the house.  Or dug random holes in the backyard... Or ruined a couch by finding a bottle of cough syrup and chewing on it until it leaked all over it... 

JUDGING BY YOUR USER NAME YOU DO IN FACT LOVE DOGS

 

[Waingro]

Child is a different ball game no matter who spawn the kid.

Even Eminence?

I doubt he's figured out how to spawn kids yet

 

[Sinn Fein]

We have two Aussies, and the male is just a big goof ball.  Every time we leave, we see him sitting in the window watching us pull out of the driveway.  Well, this morning, I am getting ready to take my daughter to school, when the dog comes bolting out the garage door, and jumps in the open Tahoe door, and then just sits in the front seat.  We just laugh, hop in and away to school we went - with the dog.

If a stranger had done that, I would have shot him.

 

[top dog]

how the hell did they get it out of the cabinet?

Kids... They tend to leave stuff where they shouldn't.  Was on the kitchen table.  Dog managed to knock it down... Took it to the couch and chewed on it until it started leaking, probably decided that it taste like #### and just left it there to leak all over the couch.  

 

[top dog]

JUDGING BY YOUR USER NAME YOU DO IN FACT LOVE DOGS

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?

 

[Waingro]

It really depends on the stranger. Specifically his face. Some people have the type of jerk face that you'd love to just smash in.  

Like these jerks 
Jerk Face #1

Jerk Face #2

Jerk Face #3

 

[BustedKnuckles]

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?

lol...i didnt notice i typed that in caps until i finished and was too lazy to fix it

 

[eoMMan]

That's why I asked for stats on the stranger. Maybe it's an 85 year old woman about to croak anyway. 

Or maybe a sexy, young college co-ed...

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

What if the stranger was a person featured in the reality show The Jersey Shore?  Certainly it would at least be a morally neutral act to shoot The Situation or Snookie.

 

[Sinn Fein]

What if the stranger was a person featured in the reality show The Jersey Shore?  Certainly it would at least be a morally neutral act to shoot The Situation or Snookie.

I believe the term you are looking for is "moral imperative"

 

[Spike]

Initially I would think stranger, because I love my dog.  Then my mind would remember back to the time I made a plate of bacon and left it on the counter while I went to the bathroom.  When I came back the bacon was gone.  Now, when I asked my dog he acted like he wasn't responsible, but there was no one else in the house #######.

Maybe the stranger came in and ate it and then left.

 

[Two Deep]

#### the stranger.....i dont need no ####### stranger ...whats a stranger ever done for me !!!!!!!!!!! 

Although has anybody determined if this stranger is a young super hot woman?..This may change some attitudes.

 

[Two Deep]

It really depends on the stranger. Specifically his face. Some people have the type of jerk face that you'd love to just smash in.  

Like these jerks 
Jerk Face #1

Jerk Face #2

Jerk Face #3

Its my understanding the handlebar mustache is coming back in style.

 

[Funkley]

:setsgundownandrefusestoplayalong:

 

[IC FBGCav]

It really depends on the stranger. Specifically his face. Some people have the type of jerk face that you'd love to just smash in.  

Like these jerks 
Jerk Face #1

Jerk Face #2

Jerk Face #3

I can punch two all day long.