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The bartender making my drinks is slow & not attractive. 

My wife took a Valium and is already drunk, usually not a problem, but kinda annoying right now. 

My booze from duty free is not at the gate either and they are having trouble locating. 

#firstworldproblems

 
my greenhorn (Czech/Austrian) gf undercooked my ####### Cavatelli last night - had the consistency of a Bazooka Joe square - can you say AGITA?  ooooofffaaahhh 

to quote Paulie ('Pope of GV'): "our muddahs wuz right, we should stay wit our own kind" ?? ?

 
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Getzlaf15 said:
I just ran out of Cheeto's in the first quarter.
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So sorry for your loss.

Is there a GoFundMe or anything where people can contribute?

 
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Bob Sacamano said:
Had to cancel our trip to St. Thomas, 'cause wind. I was really looking forward to it. Really kinda bummed we're going to Hawaii. 
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I just spent the last two weeks in Hawaii and am now back in the office.

:hot:

 
I have a colonoscopy a week from Friday and I just got the instructions and the container/powder mix for the day before. Not looking forward to it. Sounds crappy.

 
I'm going to Puerto Vallarta in two weeks and all of these hurricanes recently have me worried I might get a little wet.  

 
On my flight from Vancouver to Toronto they didn't have wifi or movies so I was stuck watching satellite TV for 4.5 hours. 

They only had about 30 channels. 

 
I was too lazy to move the 15ft to my PS4 to change the disc, so instead of playing the game I wanted to play, I just picked one that was downloaded

 
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belljr said:
I was too lazy to move the 15ft to my PS4 to change the disc, that instead of playing the game I wanted to play, I just picked one that was downloaded
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Along these same lines, yesterday I let both my PS4 controllers get low battery.  So I had to sit close enough to the TV that I could leave one of the controllers plugged in... 

 
Due to 2 cancellations I know have to go to 3 concerts in 7 days.  And all 3 are on weekdays.  I was worn out after the last one.  Now I have to go to Eric Clapton tonight and Tom Petty on Thursday.  Complete BS

 
Not sure where to go for our 10th next year.  We were going to do a St. Marten/St. Thomas trip but thanks to Irma we're going to have to change plans.  Most likely looking at Belize or Costa Rica but I have not found the time in my day to call the travel agent to book it.

Also, I had to turn down two Rockies games and a suite seat at the Broncos/Raiders game in a couple of weeks because I'll be traveling for work.  It's just not fair.

 
belljr said:
I was too lazy to move the 15ft to my PS4 to change the disc, so instead of playing the game I wanted to play, I just picked one that was downloaded
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My wife wanted to play Destiny 2 yesterday but the PS Vue subscription is on her account that I was using to watch football on the other PS4 so she wasn't able to.  She ended up taking a 3 hour couch nap instead.

 
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Kanil said:
My wife wanted to play Destiny 2 yesterday but the PS Vue subscription is on her account that I was using to watch football on the other PS4 so she wasn't able to.  She ended up taking a 3 hour couch nap instead.
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Also, we had to buy two copies of Destiny 2 because we couldn't remember which account was the "owner" of which PS4.  To be fair, it would have taken about 10 minutes and two flights of stairs to figure out so we can't rightly be expected to do that.

 
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Oh, and we ran out of my favorite cheese yesterday so I had to go with a manchego for the charcuterie board I took for lunch.

 
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Now I have to add, Maria is threatening my Sunday cruise. I have been busting my butt at work (even though I do work from home full time) and NEED this vacation. If Maria bones me over, I'm going to join those Florida folks and start bustin' a cap in that bizitch.

 
My wife really wanted to make Autumn squash soup, so she did so last night. I'm probably going to have soup for dinner 3x this week. 

 
I got a bit of a sunburn yesterday while sailing around So Cal with friends.  I have so many sick days i will never use them all so i decided to use one today to recover.  Now i just need the total score for tonight to be 54 or 60 and i will win $1,300.

 
I'm having a hard time picking a projector and screen for watching CFB and NFL on the weekends in my apartment. Two TV's (one with my Eagles and another with Red Zone) just isn't cutting it for me anymore.

 
sometimes when I press power on the remote, the TV screen comes on but the cable box doesn't.  Then I press it again and the cable box comes on, but the TV shuts off.  and I have to keep pressing it until they eventually align.  brutal

 
When I go to light my built in outdoor grill sometimes it does not start on the first try.

i had to sleep at a Homewood Suites last night.  The shower water took a few extra seconds to get hot.

 
sbonomo said:
I got a bit of a sunburn yesterday while sailing around So Cal with friends.  I have so many sick days i will never use them all so i decided to use one today to recover.  Now i just need the total score for tonight to be 54 or 60 and i will win $1,300.
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We are here for you friend.  This is a safe place.

 
The little lever on the water dispense on my fridge broke.  You can still use it but you have to push in the little nub with your thumb.  If you're going for a full pour it starts to hurt.

 
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