List of worst things ever purchased at a strip club (1 Viewer)

[Fat Nick]

A broken hand after punching a wall when my stripper ex-gf that I had just broken up with found out about the other stripper I started hanging out with. Man...I DON'T miss those days.

Stripper love triangle! MAN I MISS THOSE DAYS!

I look back and wonder what I was thinking...pretty much what my Dad was telling me when it was happening. I wouldn't call it a "love" triangle. I actually really cared about the ex. We were together for almost 4 years off-and-on...the other girl was just a random. I thought I could figure out how to have both options without being committed, and I failed miserably.

I think my life took big turn for the better when I stopped going to those places...

 

[Fat Nick]

When I got my first job, down the street from the office was a low rent strip club that advertised "Free Lunch". My buddy and I used to go there all the time for it. On the pool table was a package of Oscar Meyer baloney, individual wrapped American cheese slices, yellow mustard and a loaf of white bread. We weren't making any money, living check to check and eating these lunches a couple times a week and going to happy hours for dinner on Thursday and Friday.

One lunch, I got a dance from a Puerto Rican stripper who was pregnant. Rubbed her belly and said "bambino". She also had a bullethole scar on her upper back shoulder area.

Jesus man....or should I say Jesús...

 

[rockaction]

A broken hand after punching a wall when my stripper ex-gf that I had just broken up with found out about the other stripper I started hanging out with. Man...I DON'T miss those days.

Stripper love triangle! MAN I MISS THOSE DAYS!

I look back and wonder what I was thinking...pretty much what my Dad was telling me when it was happening. I wouldn't call it a "love" triangle. I actually really cared about the ex. We were together for almost 4 years off-and-on...the other girl was just a random. I thought I could figure out how to have both options without being committed, and I failed miserably.

I think my life took big turn for the better when I stopped going to those places...

Those places are, for the most part, disasters if you get personally involved in any way. Sex for money, drugs, bad men, nihilistic women. You can't go in there with a Christian morality (you can be an atheist, agnostic, Muslim, Jew -- you need not be Christian to have a Christian morality) and make it out unscathed.

 

[ChainsawU]

One lunch, I got a dance from a Puerto Rican stripper who was pregnant. Rubbed her belly and said "bambino". She also had a bullethole scar on her upper back shoulder area.

So that's why Babe Ruth grew up in an orphanage.

 

[acarey50]

Giving your name/number to a stripper you bang has to be the dumbest thing in history.
That's like a Jurassic World plot line

Dude, some people are not thinking rationally when they do this. They're thinking, "please and again." Having stripper strange for a while is like King #### of #### Mountain stuff to some guys.

Doesn't make it any less dumb.

Fake name/number, get HER number.

It's called a burner phone....

 

[cstu]

I believe this. Strippers are very cunning,

strategic thinkers.

Very much so. It is sad to watch them try and

outthink much smarter, cunning, strategic thinkers, though. It's like you can see the wheels spinning. That's when you start to feel bad.

Yeah, sounds like you really were able to outthink the dumb skank that drained you for three racks

You assume way too much. I never said I outthought them. Watching some of their boyfriends and the mob that ran the place, though? Yow.

eta* And I really wouldn't say that, anyway, because the money didn't matter at that point in my life. I was there to hang out and blow it before starting grad/law school. I was working well and getting paid, applying to schools, and blowing off steam at nights.

eta2* If anything, I wound up trusting the strippers and sex industry girls more than the lawyer ones I went to school with, and I can say that with a good deal of certainty, if not an absolute one.

What about that lawyer with a heart of gold? I saw it in a movie once, "Prosecuting Woman".

 

[rockaction]

What about that lawyer with a heart of gold? I saw it in a movie once, "Prosecuting Woman".