You go to a Halloween party with a bunch of swingers and alcohol and that is it?P.S. a new girl....that was it. This guy kept bragging how he used to be a baseball scout and knows all the big time players. He did nothing for me.and....Ok, bizarre thing happened to me last year at the Halloween party. I didn't know anyone there other than the husband and wife that invited me to tag along.
We were all drinking and having an ok time. Playing some darts in the basement, etc. Hearing some really bizarre stories about the wife of the house but that's another story not for this board.
Anyway, during later in the evening, I had to use the bathroom. As I'm shutting the door, some guy that I had very briefly talked to earlier as I was standing next to my friends, pushes the door open and walks in behind me. He shuts the door and plants a big kiss on me! Said he just had to do that, apologized and walked out
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Foosball God
Foos
Oh yes.
Mrs DaVinci
Footballguy
Sorry buddy, I am not a guy, guy.... 
Mrs DaVinci
Footballguy
me too!
Foosball God
Foos
e-mom
Footballguy
No no good grief, it wasn't a bunch of swingersYou go to a Halloween party with a bunch of swingers and alcohol and that is it?P.S. a new girl....that was it. This guy kept bragging how he used to be a baseball scout and knows all the big time players. He did nothing for me.and....Ok, bizarre thing happened to me last year at the Halloween party. I didn't know anyone there other than the husband and wife that invited me to tag along.
We were all drinking and having an ok time. Playing some darts in the basement, etc. Hearing some really bizarre stories about the wife of the house but that's another story not for this board.
Anyway, during later in the evening, I had to use the bathroom. As I'm shutting the door, some guy that I had very briefly talked to earlier as I was standing next to my friends, pushes the door open and walks in behind me. He shuts the door and plants a big kiss on me! Said he just had to do that, apologized and walked out
huh.Maybe I misinterpreted darts.No no good grief, it wasn't a bunch of swingersYou go to a Halloween party with a bunch of swingers and alcohol and that is it?P.S. a new girl....that was it. This guy kept bragging how he used to be a baseball scout and knows all the big time players. He did nothing for me.and....Ok, bizarre thing happened to me last year at the Halloween party. I didn't know anyone there other than the husband and wife that invited me to tag along.
We were all drinking and having an ok time. Playing some darts in the basement, etc. Hearing some really bizarre stories about the wife of the house but that's another story not for this board.
Anyway, during later in the evening, I had to use the bathroom. As I'm shutting the door, some guy that I had very briefly talked to earlier as I was standing next to my friends, pushes the door open and walks in behind me. He shuts the door and plants a big kiss on me! Said he just had to do that, apologized and walked out
Foosball God
Foos
Remember that PM conversation we had?
e-mom
Footballguy
yes it was ONLY a Halloween partyhuh.Maybe I misinterpreted darts.No no good grief, it wasn't a bunch of swingersYou go to a Halloween party with a bunch of swingers and alcohol and that is it?P.S. a new girl....that was it. This guy kept bragging how he used to be a baseball scout and knows all the big time players. He did nothing for me.and....Ok, bizarre thing happened to me last year at the Halloween party. I didn't know anyone there other than the husband and wife that invited me to tag along.
We were all drinking and having an ok time. Playing some darts in the basement, etc. Hearing some really bizarre stories about the wife of the house but that's another story not for this board.
Anyway, during later in the evening, I had to use the bathroom. As I'm shutting the door, some guy that I had very briefly talked to earlier as I was standing next to my friends, pushes the door open and walks in behind me. He shuts the door and plants a big kiss on me! Said he just had to do that, apologized and walked out
Mrs DaVinci
Footballguy
Remember that PM conversation we had?
Thank you... 
Hey, I am not the one kissing dudes in the bathroom.yes it was ONLY a Halloween partyhuh.Maybe I misinterpreted darts.No no good grief, it wasn't a bunch of swingersYou go to a Halloween party with a bunch of swingers and alcohol and that is it?P.S. a new girl....that was it. This guy kept bragging how he used to be a baseball scout and knows all the big time players. He did nothing for me.and....Ok, bizarre thing happened to me last year at the Halloween party. I didn't know anyone there other than the husband and wife that invited me to tag along.
We were all drinking and having an ok time. Playing some darts in the basement, etc. Hearing some really bizarre stories about the wife of the house but that's another story not for this board.
Anyway, during later in the evening, I had to use the bathroom. As I'm shutting the door, some guy that I had very briefly talked to earlier as I was standing next to my friends, pushes the door open and walks in behind me. He shuts the door and plants a big kiss on me! Said he just had to do that, apologized and walked out
EvergladesSwampfire
Footballguy
Just curious, but in what language does "darts" mean "swingers"?huh.Maybe I misinterpreted darts.No no good grief, it wasn't a bunch of swingersYou go to a Halloween party with a bunch of swingers and alcohol and that is it?P.S. a new girl....that was it. This guy kept bragging how he used to be a baseball scout and knows all the big time players. He did nothing for me.and....Ok, bizarre thing happened to me last year at the Halloween party. I didn't know anyone there other than the husband and wife that invited me to tag along.
We were all drinking and having an ok time. Playing some darts in the basement, etc. Hearing some really bizarre stories about the wife of the house but that's another story not for this board.
Anyway, during later in the evening, I had to use the bathroom. As I'm shutting the door, some guy that I had very briefly talked to earlier as I was standing next to my friends, pushes the door open and walks in behind me. He shuts the door and plants a big kiss on me! Said he just had to do that, apologized and walked out
Mrs DaVinci
Footballguy
That is wrong on so many levels...
e-mom
Footballguy
Hey I didn't say that I wanted to be kissed...HE kissed me! I just stood there in shockHey, I am not the one kissing dudes in the bathroom.yes it was ONLY a Halloween partyhuh.Maybe I misinterpreted darts.No no good grief, it wasn't a bunch of swingersYou go to a Halloween party with a bunch of swingers and alcohol and that is it?P.S. a new girl....that was it. This guy kept bragging how he used to be a baseball scout and knows all the big time players. He did nothing for me.and....Ok, bizarre thing happened to me last year at the Halloween party. I didn't know anyone there other than the husband and wife that invited me to tag along.
We were all drinking and having an ok time. Playing some darts in the basement, etc. Hearing some really bizarre stories about the wife of the house but that's another story not for this board.
Anyway, during later in the evening, I had to use the bathroom. As I'm shutting the door, some guy that I had very briefly talked to earlier as I was standing next to my friends, pushes the door open and walks in behind me. He shuts the door and plants a big kiss on me! Said he just had to do that, apologized and walked out
Swahili? I don't know the street terms they are using in the chicago suburbs these days.Just curious, but in what language does "darts" mean "swingers"?huh.Maybe I misinterpreted darts.No no good grief, it wasn't a bunch of swingersYou go to a Halloween party with a bunch of swingers and alcohol and that is it?P.S. a new girl....that was it. This guy kept bragging how he used to be a baseball scout and knows all the big time players. He did nothing for me.and....Ok, bizarre thing happened to me last year at the Halloween party. I didn't know anyone there other than the husband and wife that invited me to tag along.
We were all drinking and having an ok time. Playing some darts in the basement, etc. Hearing some really bizarre stories about the wife of the house but that's another story not for this board.
Anyway, during later in the evening, I had to use the bathroom. As I'm shutting the door, some guy that I had very briefly talked to earlier as I was standing next to my friends, pushes the door open and walks in behind me. He shuts the door and plants a big kiss on me! Said he just had to do that, apologized and walked out
Foosball God
Foos
Funny, that describes Mrs. Foos and my first kiss to a T.Hey I didn't say that I wanted to be kissed...HE kissed me! I just stood there in shockHey, I am not the one kissing dudes in the bathroom.yes it was ONLY a Halloween partyhuh.Maybe I misinterpreted darts.No no good grief, it wasn't a bunch of swingersYou go to a Halloween party with a bunch of swingers and alcohol and that is it?P.S. a new girl....that was it. This guy kept bragging how he used to be a baseball scout and knows all the big time players. He did nothing for me.and....Ok, bizarre thing happened to me last year at the Halloween party. I didn't know anyone there other than the husband and wife that invited me to tag along.
We were all drinking and having an ok time. Playing some darts in the basement, etc. Hearing some really bizarre stories about the wife of the house but that's another story not for this board.
Anyway, during later in the evening, I had to use the bathroom. As I'm shutting the door, some guy that I had very briefly talked to earlier as I was standing next to my friends, pushes the door open and walks in behind me. He shuts the door and plants a big kiss on me! Said he just had to do that, apologized and walked out
and every kiss since.Funny, that describes Mrs. Foos and my first kiss to a T.Hey I didn't say that I wanted to be kissed...HE kissed me! I just stood there in shockHey, I am not the one kissing dudes in the bathroom.yes it was ONLY a Halloween partyhuh.Maybe I misinterpreted darts.No no good grief, it wasn't a bunch of swingersYou go to a Halloween party with a bunch of swingers and alcohol and that is it?P.S. a new girl....that was it. This guy kept bragging how he used to be a baseball scout and knows all the big time players. He did nothing for me.and....Ok, bizarre thing happened to me last year at the Halloween party. I didn't know anyone there other than the husband and wife that invited me to tag along.
We were all drinking and having an ok time. Playing some darts in the basement, etc. Hearing some really bizarre stories about the wife of the house but that's another story not for this board.
Anyway, during later in the evening, I had to use the bathroom. As I'm shutting the door, some guy that I had very briefly talked to earlier as I was standing next to my friends, pushes the door open and walks in behind me. He shuts the door and plants a big kiss on me! Said he just had to do that, apologized and walked out
Foosball God
Foos
I didn't know you knew Mrs. Foos.
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tdoss
Footballguy
Wow...is there some sort of congregation you all are going to?I mean...what are the odds of both of you having your first kiss by a strange guy in the bathroom and then end up marrying each other.Funny, that describes Mrs. Foos and my first kiss to a T.Hey I didn't say that I wanted to be kissed...HE kissed me! I just stood there in shockHey, I am not the one kissing dudes in the bathroom.yes it was ONLY a Halloween partyhuh.Maybe I misinterpreted darts.No no good grief, it wasn't a bunch of swingersYou go to a Halloween party with a bunch of swingers and alcohol and that is it?P.S. a new girl....that was it. This guy kept bragging how he used to be a baseball scout and knows all the big time players. He did nothing for me.and....Ok, bizarre thing happened to me last year at the Halloween party. I didn't know anyone there other than the husband and wife that invited me to tag along.
We were all drinking and having an ok time. Playing some darts in the basement, etc. Hearing some really bizarre stories about the wife of the house but that's another story not for this board.
Anyway, during later in the evening, I had to use the bathroom. As I'm shutting the door, some guy that I had very briefly talked to earlier as I was standing next to my friends, pushes the door open and walks in behind me. He shuts the door and plants a big kiss on me! Said he just had to do that, apologized and walked out
Anyone else have strange coincidences with their other half...this could be an interesting topic...
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Foosball God
Foos
F'n tdoss. I was the strange guy.
Foosball God
Foos
Don't I know it...F'n tdoss. I was the strange guy.
Schlzm
Footballguy
Hmmm, I will ponder this. Factually you are correct, however you may also just be attempting to draw me away from your quarry. We shall see how this unfolds.SchlzmDon't fall for it jism...she's just trying to make us all jealous...She knows we all want Foos...Alright I want to have some secret PM fun, incoming, E-mom.SchlzmFoos, your pms are amazing.
tdoss
Footballguy
Well...yes...I mean...just grab a handful already!Really?I'd appreciate it if you'd stop staring at my crotch...I noticed loooong agoMuch like my soul...the twist was already there...just took someone to notice...What's up tdoss...how did I know that you could put a twist into that story.
e-mom
Footballguy
Schlzm, I have to say that I wasn't expecting that at all. You wild one, you!Hmmm, I will ponder this. Factually you are correct, however you may also just be attempting to draw me away from your quarry. We shall see how this unfolds.SchlzmDon't fall for it jism...she's just trying to make us all jealous...She knows we all want Foos...Alright I want to have some secret PM fun, incoming, E-mom.SchlzmFoos, your pms are amazing.
Schlzm
Footballguy
Schlzm, I have to say that I wasn't expecting that at all. You wild one, you!Hmmm, I will ponder this. Factually you are correct, however you may also just be attempting to draw me away from your quarry. We shall see how this unfolds.SchlzmDon't fall for it jism...she's just trying to make us all jealous...She knows we all want Foos...Alright I want to have some secret PM fun, incoming, E-mom.SchlzmFoos, your pms are amazing.
My taste for secrecy has been temporarily satiated.Schlzm
