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Little Melvin can't be exposed to peanuts (1 Viewer)

I swear...some of you guys would screw up a one car funeral.So we're evolving into geek speak and suicide now?Can we please get back on topic...and I'm not just talking about "kids with peanut allergies"...I want to get to the heart of the matter...more specifically I want us to talk more about "HOW" kids with peanut allergies are created...Basically...can we get back to talking about sex...or some derivative thereof?

 
Good googly mooglyJust think how disappointing it would be to be allergic to...The smell of a roseSunshineRibsSo for all you sensitive gals out there, let me spell it out. If I jumped out of a plane without a parachute, but I was carrying a lunchbox with ribs in it, and KNEW that I was allergic to ribs and they would kill me...I'd check out some of that porky goodness before I crashed face first into terra firma.I'm not saying force feed your rugrats some Peanut M&M's.

 
Good googly moogly

Just think how disappointing it would be to be allergic to...

The smell of a rose

Sunshine

Ribs

So for all you sensitive gals out there, let me spell it out. If I jumped out of a plane without a parachute, but I was carrying a lunchbox with ribs in it, and KNEW that I was allergic to ribs and they would kill me...I'd check out some of that porky goodness before I crashed face first into terra firma.

I'm not saying force feed your rugrats some Peanut M&M's.
To our children, peanuts are not food. They are poison. My question to you is - have you ever wondered how arsenic tastes?
 
Good googly moogly

Just think how disappointing it would be to be allergic to...

The smell of a rose

Sunshine

Ribs

So for all you sensitive gals out there, let me spell it out.  If I jumped out of a plane without a parachute, but I was carrying a lunchbox with ribs in it, and KNEW that I was allergic to ribs and they would kill me...I'd check out some of that porky goodness before I crashed face first into terra firma.

I'm not saying force feed your rugrats some Peanut M&M's.
To our children, peanuts are not food. They are poison. My question to you is - have you ever wondered how arsenic tastes?
I've heard it has a hint of almond
 
My son is in kindergarten and has a classmate that has a severe peanut butter allergy. The kid is a hellion. I know as we've had him over to the house (his older sister and my daughter are also the same age and are friends). I don't want my son hanging out with him as I think he could be a bad influence.Would it be wrong of me to send my son to school with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches every day (or as often as he could stomache them) to make sure they at least don't hang out at lunch?Thanks. Will answer yours.

 
btw, in case anyone doesn't know this, some people are not allergic to peanuts and find them delicious.I think everyone is "allergic" to arsenic.I'm just sayin.(insert shrug smiley here)

 
btw, in case anyone doesn't know this, some people are not allergic to peanuts and find them delicious.

I think everyone is "allergic" to arsenic.

I'm just sayin.

(insert shrug smiley here)
I throw up when I eat ricotta cheese. I'm not downing some lasagna while falling to my death.
 
Good googly moogly

Just think how disappointing it would be to be allergic to...

The smell of a rose

Sunshine

Ribs

So for all you sensitive gals out there, let me spell it out.  If I jumped out of a plane without a parachute, but I was carrying a lunchbox with ribs in it, and KNEW that I was allergic to ribs and they would kill me...I'd check out some of that porky goodness before I crashed face first into terra firma.

I'm not saying force feed your rugrats some Peanut M&M's.
To our children, peanuts are not food. They are poison. My question to you is - have you ever wondered how arsenic tastes?
I've heard it has a hint of almond
Speaking as someone who is allergic to nuts... to me, nuts cannot be equated to a rose or even ribs. People always say how I am "missing out" on not being able to eat peanut butter cookies or pecan pie or what have you. But 1) I don't know what I am missing, so it's not big deal and 2) I pretty much find the smell of peanuts disgusting, so I don't feel like I am missing out on anything. Just imagine if everyone was saying "Man, dog poop sure is the shiznit... go ahead and try some..." But you took a whiff and politely declined. Same thing with me ane peanuts... essentially... :X
 
Discussing this matter in another forum (yes it is begining to creep around the net) I had an unworthy thought. Fortunately my good buddy Dave Baker, a mod at this site, saw my post and has already reported my unworthy thoughts. He prevented my from falling into errancy, and for this I thank him.As an aside I think you P.A. moms, as well as all the fine woman in this thread, would find Dave falls just below Foos on the charm meter, but well above the rest of the rascals in this thread. You should look him up sometime.

 
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momBridget - you should be glad that Mojo, Shizz and tDoss aren't here. They'd be all over your last couple of posts.

I'll take the high road! :P
Heeeeeyy now...Mojo has been a little busy...don't interrupt :P
 
Discussing this matter in another forum (yes it is begining to creep around the net) I had an unworthy thought. Fortunately my good buddy Dave Baker, a mod at this site, saw my post and has already reported my unworthy thoughts. He prevented my from falling into errancy and for this I thank him.

As an aside I think you P.A. moms, as well as all the fine woman in this thread would find Dave falls just below Foos on the charm meter, but well above the rest of the rascals in this thread. You should look him up sometime.
I rank this post just below Studs & Duds on the coherency meter. :thumbup:
 
Discussing this matter in another forum (yes it is begining to creep around the net) I had an unworthy thought. Fortunately my good buddy Dave Baker, a mod at this site, saw my post and has already reported my unworthy thoughts. He prevented my from falling into errancy and for this I thank him.

As an aside I think you P.A. moms, as well as all the fine woman in this thread, would find Dave falls just below Foos on the charm meter, but well above the rest of the rascals in this thread. You should look him up sometime.
link?
 
Discussing this matter in another forum (yes it is begining to creep around the net) I had an unworthy thought.  Fortunately my good buddy Dave Baker, a mod at this site, saw my post and has already reported my unworthy thoughts.  He prevented my from falling into errancy and for this I thank him.

As an aside I think you P.A. moms, as well as all the fine woman in this thread, would find Dave falls just below Foos on the charm meter, but well above the rest of the rascals in this thread.  You should look him up sometime.
link?
Yeah, what's up, no invitation this time??? :cry:
 
Good googly moogly

Just think how disappointing it would be to be allergic to...

The smell of a rose

Sunshine

Ribs

So for all you sensitive gals out there, let me spell it out.  If I jumped out of a plane without a parachute, but I was carrying a lunchbox with ribs in it, and KNEW that I was allergic to ribs and they would kill me...I'd check out some of that porky goodness before I crashed face first into terra firma.

I'm not saying force feed your rugrats some Peanut M&M's.
To our children, peanuts are not food. They are poison. My question to you is - have you ever wondered how arsenic tastes?
I've heard it has a hint of almond
Speaking as someone who is allergic to nuts... to me, nuts cannot be equated to a rose or even ribs. People always say how I am "missing out" on not being able to eat peanut butter cookies or pecan pie or what have you. But 1) I don't know what I am missing, so it's not big deal and 2) I pretty much find the smell of peanuts disgusting, so I don't feel like I am missing out on anything. Just imagine if everyone was saying "Man, dog poop sure is the shiznit... go ahead and try some..." But you took a whiff and politely declined. Same thing with me ane peanuts... essentially... :X
I appreciate that well thought out response.
 
mom Bridget, you have to know Stratorama and realize he's just joking and I believe just trying to bring some light humor to the thread. He's just teasing, really. Try not to be so harsh on him. :)

 
Discussing this matter in another forum (yes it is begining to creep around the net) I had an unworthy thought. Fortunately my good buddy Dave Baker, a mod at this site, saw my post and has already reported my unworthy thoughts. He prevented my from falling into errancy and for this I thank him.

As an aside I think you P.A. moms, as well as all the fine woman in this thread, would find Dave falls just below Foos on the charm meter, but well above the rest of the rascals in this thread. You should look him up sometime.
link?
Yeah, what's up, no invitation this time??? :cry:
There's no escape from this place.
 
Discussing this matter in another forum (yes it is begining to creep around the net) I had an unworthy thought.  Fortunately my good buddy Dave Baker, a mod at this site, saw my post and has already reported my unworthy thoughts.  He prevented my from falling into errancy and for this I thank him.

As an aside I think you P.A. moms, as well as all the fine woman in this thread, would find Dave falls just below Foos on the charm meter, but well above the rest of the rascals in this thread.  You should look him up sometime.
link?
But that would defeat the purpose of Dave having prevented me from falling into folly.
 
mom Bridget, you have to know Stratorama and realize he's just joking and I believe just trying to bring some light humor to the thread. He's just teasing, really. Try not to be so harsh on him. :)
Hey, I'm holding back!! :P I guess today I'm ready to :boxing:

 
5 Members: Mrs. BSR, mojorizin, Statorama, Schlzm, Polecat

Ummmmm, I said hi to you yesterday cuz I thought you were being ignored and you ignored me. :(

 
I just have sympathy for the youngsters that have this affliction, that's all. I'm used to being able to get what I want, when I want and it would drive me crazy if I got allergic to peanuts overnight and couldn't have them tomorrow. Why I'm being chastized for being sympathetic is beyond me.How about kids with asthma? If I say "man, that must suck, you'll never play in the NBA"....is that wrong too? Does that deserve a "gun in the mouth" post?

 
mom Bridget, you have to know Stratorama and realize he's just joking and I believe just trying to bring some light humor to the thread. He's just teasing, really. Try not to be so harsh on him. :)
Yes, I would agree with this :thumbup:
 
mom Bridget, you have to know Stratorama and realize he's just joking and I believe just trying to bring some light humor to the thread.  He's just teasing, really.  Try not to be so harsh on him. :)
Yes, I would agree with this :thumbup:
Thanks. I think MB just misunderstood.
 
Discussing this matter in another forum (yes it is begining to creep around the net) I had an unworthy thought. Fortunately my good buddy Dave Baker, a mod at this site, saw my post and has already reported my unworthy thoughts. He prevented my from falling into errancy, and for this I thank him.

As an aside I think you P.A. moms, as well as all the fine woman in this thread, would find Dave falls just below Foos on the charm meter, but well above the rest of the rascals in this thread. You should look him up sometime.
What?
 
mom Bridget, you have to know Stratorama and realize he's just joking and I believe just trying to bring some light humor to the thread.  He's just teasing, really.  Try not to be so harsh on him. :)
Yes, I would agree with this :thumbup:
Thanks. I think MB just misunderstood.
I was watching you posting all those quirky links in the "Mrs. D" thread before it got deleted...you were cracking me up :lmao:
 
Good googly moogly

Just think how disappointing it would be to be allergic to...

The smell of a rose

Sunshine

Ribs

So for all you sensitive gals out there, let me spell it out.  If I jumped out of a plane without a parachute, but I was carrying a lunchbox with ribs in it, and KNEW that I was allergic to ribs and they would kill me...I'd check out some of that porky goodness before I crashed face first into terra firma.

I'm not saying force feed your rugrats some Peanut M&M's.
To our children, peanuts are not food. They are poison. My question to you is - have you ever wondered how arsenic tastes?
I've heard it has a hint of almond
Speaking as someone who is allergic to nuts... to me, nuts cannot be equated to a rose or even ribs. People always say how I am "missing out" on not being able to eat peanut butter cookies or pecan pie or what have you. But 1) I don't know what I am missing, so it's not big deal and 2) I pretty much find the smell of peanuts disgusting, so I don't feel like I am missing out on anything. Just imagine if everyone was saying "Man, dog poop sure is the shiznit... go ahead and try some..." But you took a whiff and politely declined. Same thing with me ane peanuts... essentially... :X
I appreciate that well thought out response.
I think he told you to eat dog ####.
 
Good googly moogly

Just think how disappointing it would be to be allergic to...

The smell of a rose

Sunshine

Ribs

So for all you sensitive gals out there, let me spell it out.  If I jumped out of a plane without a parachute, but I was carrying a lunchbox with ribs in it, and KNEW that I was allergic to ribs and they would kill me...I'd check out some of that porky goodness before I crashed face first into terra firma.

I'm not saying force feed your rugrats some Peanut M&M's.
To our children, peanuts are not food. They are poison. My question to you is - have you ever wondered how arsenic tastes?
I've heard it has a hint of almond
Speaking as someone who is allergic to nuts... to me, nuts cannot be equated to a rose or even ribs. People always say how I am "missing out" on not being able to eat peanut butter cookies or pecan pie or what have you. But 1) I don't know what I am missing, so it's not big deal and 2) I pretty much find the smell of peanuts disgusting, so I don't feel like I am missing out on anything. Just imagine if everyone was saying "Man, dog poop sure is the shiznit... go ahead and try some..." But you took a whiff and politely declined. Same thing with me ane peanuts... essentially... :X
I appreciate that well thought out response.
I think he told you to eat dog ####.
...and I thanked him for it!
 

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