Little Melvin can't be exposed to peanuts (1 Viewer)

[Foosball God]

e-mom, you need a better imagination.

foos, I think your imagination is, ummmm, quite good enough.

My imagination could not be any better, I'm just holding back, you know that

That scares you?? <note to self: don't scare PDG>

Just a note: I can now see the little guy peeking out from behind the couch. For some reason that smiley wasn't working for me for awhile. I know you were all dying to find out so I thought I would let you know so you can all breath a sigh of relief.

That's so odd. I never had a problem with the guy behind the couch.

What about the little man in the canoe?

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that he sank?

That's too bad. I would have found him for you.

I'm very giving.

 

[Dragons]

Hey foos, move your hairy ### out of the way. You're blocking my view.

Scoot over Dragons. Now, am I the only one who can't see who's here at the bottom of the thread? :(

ooh, company. I thought I might be the only one. We should find out. Do you want to start the thread, or shall I?

I'll share my popcorn if you bring sodas.

What can I bring?

Considering we were watching you, Foos and Anna Marie, I'm not sure how to answer that. Dragons, a little help here please.

I think they had the party without me...besides I like watching Foos.Hey, Dragon, do you have anymore cookies left? If so, bring them.

Cookies. Check.Plastic sheet for Foos couch. :X Check.

3 rolls of saran wrap. Check.

Sounds like it could get messy better saran wrap everything.

Good idea.

 

[tdoss]

What about the little man in the canoe?

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that he sank?

Straps on snorkel......I'm goin' in...

 

[tdoss]

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I am SO lovin where I'm at right now...sandwiched between Bridget and AnnaMarie...

...but I am hoping to one day be on top of e-mom...

 

[Mrs. BSR]

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Brave Sir Robin 13

I am SO lovin where I'm at right now...sandwiched between Bridget and AnnaMarie...

...but I am hoping to one day be on top of e-mom...

I can't believe BSR posted this many times in this thread.

 

[Dragons]

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Brave Sir Robin 13

I am SO lovin where I'm at right now...sandwiched between Bridget and AnnaMarie...

...but I am hoping to one day be on top of e-mom...

I can't believe BSR posted this many times in this thread.

I can't believe he posted that many times without inciting a riot.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

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Brave Sir Robin 13

I am SO lovin where I'm at right now...sandwiched between Bridget and AnnaMarie...

...but I am hoping to one day be on top of e-mom...

I can't believe BSR posted this many times in this thread.

I can't believe he posted that many times without inciting a riot.

 

[MC Gusto]

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I am SO lovin where I'm at right now...sandwiched between Bridget and AnnaMarie...

...but I am hoping to one day be on top of e-mom...

T - I think nearly everyone on that list would echo that sentiment

 

[GStrot]

e-mom, you need a better imagination. 

foos, I think your imagination is, ummmm, quite good enough.

My imagination could not be any better, I'm just holding back, you know that

That scares you?? <note to self: don't scare PDG>

Just a note: I can now see the little guy peeking out from behind the couch. For some reason that smiley wasn't working for me for awhile. I know you were all dying to find out so I thought I would let you know so you can all breath a sigh of relief.

That's so odd. I never had a problem with the guy behind the couch.

What about the little man in the canoe?

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that he sank?

That's too bad. I would have found him for you.

Nice.

 

[e-mom]

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I am SO lovin where I'm at right now...sandwiched between Bridget and AnnaMarie...

...but I am hoping to one day be on top of e-mom...

T - I think nearly everyone on that list would echo that sentiment

and one for tdoss:

 

[e-mom]

gstrot, how's the work situation going?

 

[AnnaMarie]

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I am SO lovin where I'm at right now...sandwiched between Bridget and AnnaMarie...

...but I am hoping to one day be on top of e-mom...

You mean......I'm only......second choice?

 

[Brave Sir Robin]

gstrot, how's the work situation going?

Hi mom,No idea if you're real or not and honestly don't care. But please don't incite the boys. They can't handle much. Seriously.

I'm not sure if this is more about your desire to toy with them or their inability to keep from stepping on themselves but please, let's stop it. Thanks.

Further, stop looking at my crotch. TIA.

-BSR

 

[Brave Sir Robin]

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Brave Sir Robin 13

I am SO lovin where I'm at right now...sandwiched between Bridget and AnnaMarie...

...but I am hoping to one day be on top of e-mom...

I can't believe BSR posted this many times in this thread.

I can't believe he posted that many times without inciting a riot.

It wasn't for lack of effort. I thought that mentioning "Munchausen" would do the trick.

 

[e-mom]

gstrot, how's the work situation going?

Hi mom,Thank you for sharing your silly banter with us. It's been wonderful that women are finally able to feel that they can join our little group.

We have a strange way of welcoming people but don't mind us, we are men after all. We have no clue as to what we are doing and we can't handle much. Seriously.

TIA

-BSR

Fixed

 

[Brave Sir Robin]

Hershey bars smell like butt. Who's with me on this one?

 

[tdoss]

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I am SO lovin where I'm at right now...sandwiched between Bridget and AnnaMarie...

...but I am hoping to one day be on top of e-mom...

You mean......I'm only......second choice?

Not at all sweetheart...like I said...I'm SO lovin where I'm at right now...You're like Paris...and she's like Italy...two equally beautiful places to be...right now...I'm enjoying Paris to my heart's content...but that's not to say I wouldn't like to check out Italy from time to time. In fact...I couldn't/wouldn't be more happy if you joined me...

 

[tdoss]

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mom Bridget 103

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I am SO lovin where I'm at right now...sandwiched between Bridget and AnnaMarie...

...but I am hoping to one day be on top of e-mom...

You mean......I'm only......second choice?

Plus...in all honesty...I've been ontop of you for a while now without one word of encouragement or approval from you...I was beginning to think you were You don't have to tell me I'm the best or anything like that...but an occassional, "Mmmm...that's nice" or something remotely in that nature would suffice...

 

[AnnaMarie]

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mom Bridget 103

tdoss 78

AnnaMarie 67

I am SO lovin where I'm at right now...sandwiched between Bridget and AnnaMarie...

...but I am hoping to one day be on top of e-mom...

You mean......I'm only......second choice?

Plus...in all honesty...I've been ontop of you for a while now without one word of encouragement or approval from you...I was beginning to think you were You don't have to tell me I'm the best or anything like that...but an occassional, "Mmmm...that's nice" or something remotely in that nature would suffice...

Let the party begin.btw, how do you check the number of posts per person. Just curious where we're at right NOW.

 

[e-mom]

He's still on top of you.

 

[Dragons]

On the forum page, click on the "3723" link (# of posts) and it'll pop open a new window.

 

[AnnaMarie]

Thanks Dragons. I actually just figured it out. (And tdoss - you missed it. )I don't usually like to ask how to do stuff on a board, but last time I just clicked on buttons I almost reported e-mom. For saying hi. Which leads me to another question...when in a post it says the word reported with colons on either side, does that mean it was reported, or just an inside joke that I may not get?

 

[Foosball God]

Good morning peanut fighters.

 

[Foosball God]

Thanks Dragons. I actually just figured it out. (And tdoss - you missed it. )

I don't usually like to ask how to do stuff on a board, but last time I just clicked on buttons I almost reported e-mom. For saying hi.

Which leads me to another question...when in a post it says the word reported with colons on either side, does that mean it was reported, or just an inside joke that I may not get?

Inside joke.

 

[AnnaMarie]

Thanks Dragons.  I actually just figured it out.  (And tdoss - you missed it. )

I don't usually like to ask how to do stuff on a board, but last time I just clicked on buttons I almost reported e-mom.  For saying hi. 

Which leads me to another question...when in a post it says the word reported with colons on either side, does that mean it was reported, or just an inside joke that I may not get?

Inside joke.

Good. I was starting to think there were some really weird people reporting some really weird stuff. I tend not to think much needs to be reported.******

Good morning foos. Didja start your day with a healthy breaky?

 

[Foosball God]

Thanks Dragons. I actually just figured it out. (And tdoss - you missed it. )

I don't usually like to ask how to do stuff on a board, but last time I just clicked on buttons I almost reported e-mom. For saying hi.

Which leads me to another question...when in a post it says the word reported with colons on either side, does that mean it was reported, or just an inside joke that I may not get?

Inside joke.

Good. I was starting to think there were some really weird people reporting some really weird stuff. I tend not to think much needs to be reported.******

Good morning foos. Didja start your day with a healthy breaky?

Bad night for the kids, they were up fussing most of the night.

 

[MC Gusto]

:KNOCK,KNOCK,KNOCK:'Mornin' - anyone home?

 

[AnnaMarie]

'mornin Just about time for another coffee.Foos, were they sick, or more of a *I'm awake so your are too* kind of thing.My seven year old is fed up with his nephew that has basically moved in with us. Last night I had to use the ultimate threat. *If I hear one sound after the lights go out you get absolutely no tv or videa games for two days*. That works like a charm with him.

 

[Foosball God]

'mornin Just about time for another coffee.

Foos, were they sick, or more of a *I'm awake so your are too* kind of thing.

My seven year old is fed up with his nephew that has basically moved in with us. Last night I had to use the ultimate threat. *If I hear one sound after the lights go out you get absolutely no tv or videa games for two days*. That works like a charm with him.

Don't know what it was. They have the sniffles, but nothing major. Mrs. Foos has made it a habit to get up and pop my 15 month old daughter's plug back in when she cries at night. I've been trying to get on her to let her cry it out so that Mrs. Foos isn't getting up 3 times a night. My 2 3/4 year old probably just woke up when he heard his sister crying and wanted some attention.

 

[MC Gusto]

Mornin' A-M - I'm sure you know that threat works for all guys no matter the age.

 

[MC Gusto]

'mornin  Just about time for another coffee.

Foos, were they sick, or more of a *I'm awake so your are too* kind of thing.

My seven year old is fed up with his nephew that has basically moved in with us.  Last night I had to use the ultimate threat.  *If I hear one sound after the lights go out you get absolutely no tv or videa games for two days*.  That works like a charm with him.

Don't know what it was. They have the sniffles, but nothing major. Mrs. Foos has made it a habit to get up and pop my 15 month old daughter's plug back in when she cries at night. I've been trying to get on her to let her cry it out so that Mrs. Foos isn't getting up 3 times a night. My 2 3/4 year old probably just woke up when he heard his sister crying and wanted some attention.

'Mornin' Foos - I'm going to cut/paste this into an email for the Gust-ette to file away in the ol' "remember why we have dogs, not kids" bucket.

 

[MC Gusto]

Hey E - can you help me with the new avatar? WTF is it?BTW - I miss the old one already How about some.....

 

[GStrot]

gstrot, how's the work situation going?

last day is friday. imagine what I will do with free time on my hands. I think that is why JoeB is trying to free up bandwidth here.I will have some time to spend with the kids so that will be nice.

the search is going very well. but finding a new job is more work than having a job! thanks for asking.

 

[GStrot]

Thanks Dragons.  I actually just figured it out.  (And tdoss - you missed it. )

I don't usually like to ask how to do stuff on a board, but last time I just clicked on buttons I almost reported e-mom.  For saying hi. 

Which leads me to another question...when in a post it says the word reported with colons on either side, does that mean it was reported, or just an inside joke that I may not get?

Inside joke.

Good. I was starting to think there were some really weird people reporting some really weird stuff. I tend not to think much needs to be reported.******

Good morning foos. Didja start your day with a healthy breaky?

see, that would have been the perfect opportunity to post :reported:. You will learn.

 

[e-mom]

Hey E - can you help me with the new avatar? WTF is it?

BTW - I miss the old one already

How about some.....

It's a fantasy angel.

 

[e-mom]

:KNOCK,KNOCK,KNOCK:

'Mornin' - anyone home?

Someone is mighty perky this morning.

 

[GStrot]

Hey E - can you help me with the new avatar? WTF is it?

BTW - I miss the old one already 

How about some.....  

It's a fantasy angel.

that is pretty cliche around here.

 

[e-mom]

Hey E - can you help me with the new avatar? WTF is it?

BTW - I miss the old one already 

How about some.....  

It's a fantasy angel.

that is pretty cliche around here.

Well it was either this or the one of Chris Farley dancing with his shirt off.

 

[GStrot]

Hey E - can you help me with the new avatar? WTF is it?

BTW - I miss the old one already 

How about some.....  

It's a fantasy angel.

that is pretty cliche around here.

Well it was either this or the one of Chris Farley dancing with his shirt off.

Combine them and use the angel dancing with her shirt off.

 

[MC Gusto]

Hey E - can you help me with the new avatar? WTF is it?

BTW - I miss the old one already 

How about some.....  

It's a fantasy angel.

Just like you! How appropriate!

 

[MC Gusto]

gstrot, how's the work situation going?

last day is friday. imagine what I will do with free time on my hands. I think that is why JoeB is trying to free up bandwidth here.I will have some time to spend with the kids so that will be nice.

the search is going very well. but finding a new job is more work than having a job! thanks for asking.

Good luck G - try to enjoy your time off as much as you can.

 

[GStrot]

gstrot, how's the work situation going?

last day is friday. imagine what I will do with free time on my hands. I think that is why JoeB is trying to free up bandwidth here.I will have some time to spend with the kids so that will be nice.

the search is going very well. but finding a new job is more work than having a job! thanks for asking.

Good luck G - try to enjoy your time off as much as you can.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Just checking in and seeing what havoc my hubby wreaked around here.

 

[Foosball God]

Just checking in and seeing what havoc my hubby wreaked around here.

He only gives a half hearted effort in here. It's rather disappointing.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Just checking in and seeing what havoc my hubby wreaked around here.

He only gives a half hearted effort in here. It's rather disappointing.

Probably cuz I was giving him the evil eye so that he'd be a good boy and not get a time out. When he gets a TO, I can't log on here from home.Besides, you know he prefers to hang out in the political threads anyway.

 

[MC Gusto]

Just checking in and seeing what havoc my hubby wreaked around here.

He only gives a half hearted effort in here. It's rather disappointing.

Probably cuz I was giving him the evil eye so that he'd be a good boy and not get a time out. When he gets a TO, I can't log on here from home.

'Sup Mrs. B? BSR is like a ninja. He drops in out of nowhere and then <POOF>, he's gone.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Just checking in and seeing what havoc my hubby wreaked around here.

He only gives a half hearted effort in here. It's rather disappointing.

Probably cuz I was giving him the evil eye so that he'd be a good boy and not get a time out. When he gets a TO, I can't log on here from home.

'Sup Mrs. B? BSR is like a ninja. He drops in out of nowhere and then <POOF>, he's gone.

Yeah, he's funny that way. He actually has a great sense of humor except that it's a weird sense of humor and not everyone gets it. He really can be quite funny.

 

[GStrot]

did we ever determine if the kid's actual name was Melvin?

 

[MC Gusto]

did we ever determine if the kid's actual name was Melvin?

Apparently it is....striaght from DW himself...Then we moved on to the most remarkable part of the evening, at least in my mind. The director gets up, trundles up to the podium while the baby Elephant Walk song plays in my head, she opens her maw and tells us they have a new student. His name is Melvin. (now normally I would have something to say about parents naming their kid Melvin but with my wife having already used the stare I don't want to push it.) It seems Melvin has peanut allergies. Not just regular peanut allergies, but abnormally sensitive ones. This means, she says, that in addition to not being allowed to bring peanuts, peanut butter, or anything containing peanuts into the school, like say a snickers bar, (every one knows those are packed full of peanuts), we will have to check every product we use on our child for peanut based ingredients. Seems some sunscreens contain the stuff, some popcorns are popped with peanut oil, yada, yada, yada.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

did we ever determine if the kid's actual name was Melvin?

Unfortunately, yes.So GSpot, are you looking for a job in the legal field? You can work here!