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Little Melvin can't be exposed to peanuts (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Ditkaless Wonders
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MC Gusto
Milkbone Bootycruncher
Not much here that can help with that I suppose, unless it's a NC-17 creative writing class.I'm also taking English this semester as well.Psychology + Chemistry? I get the feeling that some of the folks from here will end up in a research paper at some point in the near future.
Foosball God
Foos
My kind of phillyspursspurs or no spurs?Giddy up!Pony that hot ### up to the bar and find out missy.So you enjoy spanking?Same old, same old. Red Wings spank the Blues.What's up buddy!
Foosball God
Foos
At your service ma'am.Yee haaww...what's that saying...Save a horse...ride a cowboy?
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
I've got my boots..................on.Yee haaww...what's that saying...Save a horse...ride a cowboy?My kind of phillyspursspurs or no spurs?Giddy up!Pony that hot ### up to the bar and find out missy.So you enjoy spanking?Same old, same old. Red Wings spank the Blues.What's up buddy!
Foosball God
Foos
I knew that didn't seem right.
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PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
Atleast you can use the quote function properly.I knew that didn't seem right.
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
I could get it twice in that last minute. Usually that's a minus, but when end of the world sex rolls around I will be in huge demand.Hi. I haven't read the last few pages - so forgive me if the topic has moved on (which I'm pretty sure it has, and apparently I don't really care).I've eaten peanuts. If I only had a minute left - a peanut isn't what I'd want. Maybe you would want pork. Or peanuts. Or both. But me - I've got something else I'd like a lot more for that last minute.
Statorama
Footballguy
...or heck, just combine the two.Hi. I haven't read the last few pages - so forgive me if the topic has moved on (which I'm pretty sure it has, and apparently I don't really care).I've eaten peanuts. If I only had a minute left - a peanut isn't what I'd want. Maybe you would want pork. Or peanuts. Or both. But me - I've got something else I'd like a lot more for that last minute.
tdoss
Footballguy
Vicodin stops you up better than...well...better than peanut butter...My God...you just can't escape that dastardly legume...Headache.What's the vicodin for?Just went on a beer run.12 pack + Vicodin + Poker =Anyone up for aWomen teasing, Men chest thumping.HTHFirst time I've been in here.
103 pages, eh?
So...what have I missed?
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Seriously bro...vicodin does hell on the colon...wash the pills down with a liquid laxative...
Brave Sir Robin
Footballguy
We really need a peanut smilie. Something that says vulnerable yet volatile.
Brave Sir Robin
Footballguy
Shick's! got to get on this.
Foosball God
Foos
It's one of those things where if you didn't get in on the ground floor it will be very disappointing.I hate it when I miss a thread like this. Nothing worse than making a witty reply to a comment that was made 20 pages ago.i'd really like to read this thread, but i suppose i will have to wait for the paperback version. i got the gist of the thread though....shouldn't the kid be living in a bubble? man, kids are morons.
You want to combine peanuts and pork? :X...or heck, just combine the two.Hi. I haven't read the last few pages - so forgive me if the topic has moved on (which I'm pretty sure it has, and apparently I don't really care).I've eaten peanuts. If I only had a minute left - a peanut isn't what I'd want. Maybe you would want pork. Or peanuts. Or both. But me - I've got something else I'd like a lot more for that last minute.
Statorama
Footballguy
Depends on who you're porkin'You want to combine peanuts and pork? :X...or heck, just combine the two.Hi. I haven't read the last few pages - so forgive me if the topic has moved on (which I'm pretty sure it has, and apparently I don't really care).I've eaten peanuts. If I only had a minute left - a peanut isn't what I'd want. Maybe you would want pork. Or peanuts. Or both. But me - I've got something else I'd like a lot more for that last minute.
Foosball God
Foos
Mmmm, sezchuan pork stir fry with peanuts.You want to combine peanuts and pork? :X...or heck, just combine the two.Hi. I haven't read the last few pages - so forgive me if the topic has moved on (which I'm pretty sure it has, and apparently I don't really care).I've eaten peanuts. If I only had a minute left - a peanut isn't what I'd want. Maybe you would want pork. Or peanuts. Or both. But me - I've got something else I'd like a lot more for that last minute.
The proper term is "iFriends." HTH.Well, I might be willing to make a few exceptions. For some of my new e-friends.I haven't been anywhere lately. To much time spent chasing kids around. I can't wait for this weekend. Son #1 going to his girlfriends. Son #2 taking his son home with him. Son #3 will go to bed early.
No visitors welcome.
But for now, I really have to give up my computer for the night. Sweet dreams all.
Some spelling errors are obvious. Some just make me look dumb. Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
Now I'm hungry.Mmmm, sezchuan pork stir fry with peanuts.You want to combine peanuts and pork? :X...or heck, just combine the two.Hi. I haven't read the last few pages - so forgive me if the topic has moved on (which I'm pretty sure it has, and apparently I don't really care).I've eaten peanuts. If I only had a minute left - a peanut isn't what I'd want. Maybe you would want pork. Or peanuts. Or both. But me - I've got something else I'd like a lot more for that last minute.
Depends on who you're porkin'You want to combine peanuts and pork? :X...or heck, just combine the two.Hi. I haven't read the last few pages - so forgive me if the topic has moved on (which I'm pretty sure it has, and apparently I don't really care).I've eaten peanuts. If I only had a minute left - a peanut isn't what I'd want. Maybe you would want pork. Or peanuts. Or both. But me - I've got something else I'd like a lot more for that last minute.
I guess that's true enough.Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
I thought peanuts were indigenous to the southern U.S. only, so how are they common in Chinese cuisine?
MC Gusto
Milkbone Bootycruncher
Hey Ditka - any new happenings w/ the kids?
GB the Peanut
Oh, that crazy Peanut.....
Although India and China are the world's largest producers of peanuts, they account for a small part of international trade because most of their production is consumed domestically as peanut oil. Exports of peanuts from India and China are equivalent to less than 4 % of world trade.
GB the Peanut
Oh, that crazy Peanut.....
Although India and China are the world's largest producers of peanuts, they account for a small part of international trade because most of their production is consumed domestically as peanut oil. Exports of peanuts from India and China are equivalent to less than 4 % of world trade.
Foosball God
Foos
The Asian culture knows the value in assimilating certain food products.
George Washington Carver
Footballguy
105 pages on the dangers of the peanut?? What an outrage!
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
Now THIS was a long time coming.
MC Gusto
Milkbone Bootycruncher
Although many people enjoy foods made with peanuts, some people have severe allergic reactions to peanuts. For people with peanut allergy, exposure can cause fatal anaphylactic shock. For these individuals, eating a single peanut or just breathing the dust from peanuts can cause a fatal reaction. An allergic reaction also can be triggered by eating foods that have been processed with machines that have previously processed peanuts, making avoiding such foods difficult.A theory of the development of peanut allergy has to do with the way that peanuts are processed in North America versus other countries like China. Peanuts are widely eaten in China but the prevalence of peanut allergies is almost unheard of there. Soheila J. Maleki, PhD, from the United States Department of Agriculture discovered that roasting peanuts as is done in North America causes the major peanut allergen, Ara h2 to become a stronger digestive enzyme inhibitor and more resistant to digestion. Boiling peanuts, as is done in China, does not cause this effect. The allergy can last a lifetime, however new research has shown that almost 25% of children will outgrow a peanut allergy. Society is helping in the protection of allergic children banning peanuts in many school districts. There is now an experimental drug being tested to combat this allergy, called TNX-901.As the peanut is a member of the pea family unrelated to other nuts, individuals with peanut allergies may not be allergic to the other types of nuts, and vice-versa.
Foosball God
Foos
This alias would have been much funnier around page 40.
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
I like asian food and women. Of course I'm not sure there is a culture or race about which I cannot say that. (O.k maybe the scots and norwegians, but only as to the food).
Foosball God
Foos
What a coincidence. I like Asian women and food.
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
Dude was the real deal. Edison spent considerable effort trying to recruit him to work with Edison.
MC Gusto
Milkbone Bootycruncher
Foosball God
Foos
God?Thanks for the link. I was missing the connection between GWC and this thread.Now at least I know who to blame.
I'd rather blame GWC for spreading the stuff around. 
