Little Melvin can't be exposed to peanuts (3 Viewers)

[Foosball God]

You've got the long hair though.

Well, :sniff: I guess :sniff: I can say I have that.You're the best Foos.

Come to me my little senorita. :lacucaracha:

 

[Dragons]

What would you like to see me in? :winkwinknudgenudge:

Well, that was just for the students.Here is your uniform.

AMAZING! That's exactly what I'm wearing.

Well, hell, what are the odds on that?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

You've got the long hair though.

Well, :sniff: I guess :sniff: I can say I have that.You're the best Foos.

Come to me my little senorita. :lacucaracha:

 

[Foosball God]

You've got the long hair though.

Well, :sniff: I guess :sniff: I can say I have that.You're the best Foos.

Come to me my little senorita. :lacucaracha:

Su belleza deslumbra los ojos mi querido. Ensámbleme en cama y concederé sus fantasías más oscuras.

 

[e-mom]

MT ran everyone off for awhile. 

I felt like I was back in grade school and the teacher left the classroom, everyone started goofing around and when the teacher came back in to resume class, we all froze.

Would you come to the principles office please?

Sorry Principal Foos, I was taking care of some Chemistry

 

[Foosball God]

MT ran everyone off for awhile.

I felt like I was back in grade school and the teacher left the classroom, everyone started goofing around and when the teacher came back in to resume class, we all froze.

Would you come to the principles office please?

Sorry Principal Foos, I was taking care of some Chemistry

Oh there would have been Chemistry in the office young lady.

 

[e-mom]

I'm thinking

Uniform A

Uniform B

I'm picking Uniform B

 

[e-mom]

MT ran everyone off for awhile. 

I felt like I was back in grade school and the teacher left the classroom, everyone started goofing around and when the teacher came back in to resume class, we all froze.

Would you come to the principles office please?

Sorry Principal Foos, I was taking care of some Chemistry

Oh there would have been Chemistry in the office young lady.

I have no doubt

 

[MC Gusto]

What would you like to see me in?  :winkwinknudgenudge:

Well, that was just for the students.Here is your uniform.

I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad......I'm hot fo' teacha.....

Well, my Halloween costume has changed from the devil to the character Catherine Zeta Jones plays in Zorro since BSR wants to dress as Zorro. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact he has a thing for CZJ.

Let him have his fun. You don't have a thing for Banderas? I always assumed chicks dug him.

He's not bad. And I don't have the exotic good looks of CZJ so all I can do is come in second. :(

I always thought she was a tad overrated anyway!! :fingerscrossed:

 

[e-mom]

You've got the long hair though.

Well, :sniff: I guess :sniff: I can say I have that.You're the best Foos.

Come to me my little senorita. :lacucaracha:

Su belleza deslumbra los ojos mi querido. Ensámbleme en cama y concederé sus fantasías más oscuras.

My spanish translator refused to translate...must be some pretty good stuff

 

[MC Gusto]

I like the new pic E - very sassy!

 

[Foosball God]

You've got the long hair though.

Well, :sniff: I guess :sniff: I can say I have that.You're the best Foos.

Come to me my little senorita. :lacucaracha:

Su belleza deslumbra los ojos mi querido. Ensámbleme en cama y concederé sus fantasías más oscuras.

My spanish translator refused to translate...must be some pretty good stuff

That's all I supply my dear. Even when I'm bad, I'm oh so good.

 

[SofaKings.]

You've got the long hair though.

Well, :sniff: I guess :sniff: I can say I have that.You're the best Foos.

Come to me my little senorita. :lacucaracha:

Su belleza deslumbra los ojos mi querido. Ensámbleme en cama y concederé sus fantasías más oscuras.

My spanish translator refused to translate...must be some pretty good stuff

It says "I want to ride you like a donkey, but you still look like Cinderella".

 

[Foosball God]

You've got the long hair though.

Well, :sniff: I guess :sniff: I can say I have that.You're the best Foos.

Come to me my little senorita. :lacucaracha:

Su belleza deslumbra los ojos mi querido. Ensámbleme en cama y concederé sus fantasías más oscuras.

My spanish translator refused to translate...must be some pretty good stuff

It says "I want to ride you like a donkey, but you still look like Cinderella".

Repunzil not Cinderella.

 

[SofaKings.]

You've got the long hair though.

Well, :sniff: I guess :sniff: I can say I have that.You're the best Foos.

Come to me my little senorita. :lacucaracha:

Su belleza deslumbra los ojos mi querido. Ensámbleme en cama y concederé sus fantasías más oscuras.

My spanish translator refused to translate...must be some pretty good stuff

It says "I want to ride you like a donkey, but you still look like Cinderella".

Repunzil not Cinderella.

Intenté.

 

[e-mom]

I like the new pic E - very sassy!

 

[e-mom]

You've got the long hair though.

Well, :sniff: I guess :sniff: I can say I have that.You're the best Foos.

Come to me my little senorita. :lacucaracha:

Su belleza deslumbra los ojos mi querido. Ensámbleme en cama y concederé sus fantasías más oscuras.

My spanish translator refused to translate...must be some pretty good stuff

It says "I want to ride you like a donkey, but you still look like Cinderella".

 

[Mrs. BSR]

What would you like to see me in? :winkwinknudgenudge:

Well, that was just for the students.Here is your uniform.

I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad......I'm hot fo' teacha.....

Well, my Halloween costume has changed from the devil to the character Catherine Zeta Jones plays in Zorro since BSR wants to dress as Zorro. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact he has a thing for CZJ.

Let him have his fun. You don't have a thing for Banderas? I always assumed chicks dug him.

He's not bad. And I don't have the exotic good looks of CZJ so all I can do is come in second. :(

I always thought she was a tad overrated anyway!! :fingerscrossed:

 

[MC Gusto]

Quiet in here this afternoon - where is everyone?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Quiet in here this afternoon - where is everyone?

I think with all the talk of Halloween costumes, the guys are having a quiet moment to themselves.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Ok, it's been more than 2 minutes. Shouldn't you guys be done with your "quiet time" mentioned in my post above?

 

[e-mom]

Quiet in here this afternoon - where is everyone? 

I think with all the talk of Halloween costumes, the guys are having a quiet moment to themselves.

I think they are really concentrating this time

 

[e-mom]

Quiet in here this afternoon - where is everyone?

Hey guess what...I need to decipher a song for English class tomorrow and also describe how it relates to me. Any input?

 

[MC Gusto]

Quiet in here this afternoon - where is everyone? 

Hey guess what...I need to decipher a song for English class tomorrow and also describe how it relates to me. Any input?

What do you mean - decipher?

 

[Foosball God]

Quiet in here this afternoon - where is everyone?

Hey guess what...I need to decipher a song for English class tomorrow and also describe how it relates to me. Any input?

Simultaneous - Chef (aka Isaac Hayes)Baby you know, you're the one for me

And all that I want to be is...

You and me... and her, simultaneous

You and me... and you and you, simultaneous

Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three...

Simultaneous ooh, come on

Have an open mind, blow my trigger down

Gimme the last cold turkey blast, make it fast

Take my ### to town

Have an open mind, send my cares away

Ring my bell you fat piggy whale, what the hell Today's your lucky day

You and me... and her, simultaneous

You and me... and Wynona Rider, simultaneous

Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three...

Simultaneous, ooh, come on

Have an open mind, is a normal thing to do

Don't be rude, just get nude

Oh, you're being rude, I would do it for you

Baby please have an open mind, you're the only one I love

These girls you see, baby they don't mean anything, let's all just get in the tub

You and me... and her too, simultaneous

You and me... and your momma and your sister

Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three...

Simultaneous oww, come on

Everybody in the pool!

Have an open mind, don't be so mean to me

Call your sister and your mother and your aunt

It's every man's fantasy

Have an open... woa, baby, put that knife away

Don't be mad, I'll take you back, just relax, we can make love your way

I'm talking about

You and me... and some flowers and some wine, instantaneous

You and me... and Whitney Houston (on the radio, babe, on the radio)

Some candles and some good feelings

Just the two of us

Oh, fudge it

Now, I'm talking about

You and me... and her and her and her, simultaneous

You and me... and women in the house, simultaneous

Three and seven, make it a baker's dozen

See the ladies in the house clap your hands

Now that'd be a party, ladies

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Will the gentlemen in this thread please turn in their nutsacs? TIA.

 

[Foosball God]

#### Her Gently - Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies

But fellas listen closely

You don't always have to #### her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes you've got to make some love

And ####in give her some smoochies too

Sometimes ya got to squeeze

Sometimes you've got to say please

Sometime you've got to say hey

I'm gonna #### you softly

I'm gonna screw you gently

I'm gonna hump you sweetly

I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I bought you flowers

And then you say wait a minute sally

I think I got somethin in my teeth

Could you get it out for me

That's ####in teamwork

Whats your favorite posish?

That's cool with me

Its not my favorite

But I'll do it for you

Whats your favorite dish?

Im not gonna cook it

But ill order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll ####in #### you discreetly

And then I'll ####### bone you completely

But then I'm gonna #### you hard

Hard

 

[MC Gusto]

Quiet in here this afternoon - where is everyone? 

Hey guess what...I need to decipher a song for English class tomorrow and also describe how it relates to me. Any input?

What do you mean - decipher?

Just to explain what the song means to me and what's the song saying

Paper or presentation?How about some Ratt? You could wax poetic about cruisin' the streets in your big bad Mustang with Round and Round blaring.

 

[MC Gusto]

Was there a Salty Chocolate Balls song?

 

[e-mom]

Quiet in here this afternoon - where is everyone? 

Hey guess what...I need to decipher a song for English class tomorrow and also describe how it relates to me. Any input?

Simultaneous - Chef (aka Isaac Hayes)Baby you know, you're the one for me

And all that I want to be is...

You and me... and her, simultaneous

You and me... and you and you, simultaneous

Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three...

Simultaneous ooh, come on

Have an open mind, blow my trigger down

Gimme the last cold turkey blast, make it fast

Take my ### to town

Have an open mind, send my cares away

Ring my bell you fat piggy whale, what the hell Today's your lucky day

You and me... and her, simultaneous

You and me... and Wynona Rider, simultaneous

Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three...

Simultaneous, ooh, come on

Have an open mind, is a normal thing to do

Don't be rude, just get nude

Oh, you're being rude, I would do it for you

Baby please have an open mind, you're the only one I love

These girls you see, baby they don't mean anything, let's all just get in the tub

You and me... and her too, simultaneous

You and me... and your momma and your sister

Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three...

Simultaneous oww, come on

Everybody in the pool!

Have an open mind, don't be so mean to me

Call your sister and your mother and your aunt

It's every man's fantasy

Have an open... woa, baby, put that knife away

Don't be mad, I'll take you back, just relax, we can make love your way

I'm talking about

You and me... and some flowers and some wine, instantaneous

You and me... and Whitney Houston (on the radio, babe, on the radio)

Some candles and some good feelings

Just the two of us

Oh, fudge it

Now, I'm talking about

You and me... and her and her and her, simultaneous

You and me... and women in the house, simultaneous

Three and seven, make it a baker's dozen

See the ladies in the house clap your hands

Now that'd be a party, ladies

 

[e-mom]

#### Her Gently - Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies

But fellas listen closely

You don't always have to #### her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes you've got to make some love

And ####in give her some smoochies too

Sometimes ya got to squeeze

Sometimes you've got to say please

Sometime you've got to say hey

I'm gonna #### you softly

I'm gonna screw you gently

I'm gonna hump you sweetly

I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I bought you flowers

And then you say wait a minute sally

I think I got somethin in my teeth

Could you get it out for me

That's ####in teamwork

Whats your favorite posish?

That's cool with me

Its not my favorite

But I'll do it for you

Whats your favorite dish?

Im not gonna cook it

But ill order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll ####in #### you discreetly

And then I'll ####### bone you completely

But then I'm gonna #### you hard

Hard

damn!

 

[e-mom]

Quiet in here this afternoon - where is everyone? 

Hey guess what...I need to decipher a song for English class tomorrow and also describe how it relates to me. Any input?

What do you mean - decipher?

Just to explain what the song means to me and what's the song saying

Paper or presentation?How about some Ratt? You could wax poetic about cruisin' the streets in your big bad Mustang with Round and Round blaring.

Paper

 

[Foosball God]

#### Her Gently - Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies

But fellas listen closely

You don't always have to #### her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes you've got to make some love

And ####in give her some smoochies too

Sometimes ya got to squeeze

Sometimes you've got to say please

Sometime you've got to say hey

I'm gonna #### you softly

I'm gonna screw you gently

I'm gonna hump you sweetly

I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I bought you flowers

And then you say wait a minute sally

I think I got somethin in my teeth

Could you get it out for me

That's ####in teamwork

Whats your favorite posish?

That's cool with me

Its not my favorite

But I'll do it for you

Whats your favorite dish?

Im not gonna cook it

But ill order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll ####in #### you discreetly

And then I'll ####### bone you completely

But then I'm gonna #### you hard

Hard

damn!

Just PM me if you have any problems deciphering.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Ok, it's been more than 2 minutes. Shouldn't you guys be done with your "quiet time" mentioned in my post above?

It must have been good if Foos comes out singing.

 

[Dragons]

Tenacious D

 

[11015]

Will the gentlemen in this thread please turn in their nutsacs? TIA.

bump

 

[Foosball God]

Will the gentlemen in this thread please turn in their nutsacs? TIA.

bump

Talk to Mrs. Foos. She's had mine for 10 years now.

 

[11015]

Will the gentlemen in this thread please turn in their nutsacs?  TIA.

bump

Talk to Mrs. Foos. She's had mine for 10 years now.

does she post here?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Will the gentlemen in this thread please turn in their nutsacs? TIA.

bump

Talk to Mrs. Foos. She's had mine for 10 years now.

Well, if it's any consolation.. it shows.

 

[Foosball God]

Will the gentlemen in this thread please turn in their nutsacs? TIA.

bump

Talk to Mrs. Foos. She's had mine for 10 years now.

does she post here?

Looking for a date?

 

[Foosball God]

Will the gentlemen in this thread please turn in their nutsacs? TIA.

bump

Talk to Mrs. Foos. She's had mine for 10 years now.

Well, if it's any consolation.. it shows.

Let me know if I should be concerned.

 

[AnnaMarie]

Will the gentlemen in this thread please turn in their nutsacs? TIA.

So you are female?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Will the gentlemen in this thread please turn in their nutsacs? TIA.

So you are female?

 

[Foosball God]

Will the gentlemen in this thread please turn in their nutsacs? TIA.

So you are female?

Just jealous.How is ya Mae?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Will the gentlemen in this thread please turn in their nutsacs? TIA.

So you are female?

Just jealous.How is ya Mae?

I think he was in sourpickle mode yesterday.

 

[AnnaMarie]

Will the gentlemen in this thread please turn in their nutsacs?  TIA.

So you are female?

Just jealous.How is ya Mae?

Looking forward to another quiet weekend. Or at least keeping fingers crossed that it's quiet. Won't hold my breath though.

 

[Foosball God]

Will the gentlemen in this thread please turn in their nutsacs? TIA.

So you are female?

Just jealous.How is ya Mae?

Looking forward to another quiet weekend. Or at least keeping fingers crossed that it's quiet. Won't hold my breath though.

Give me a call if you want to live'n things up.

 

[AnnaMarie]

Will the gentlemen in this thread please turn in their nutsacs?  TIA.

So you are female?

Just jealous.How is ya Mae?

I think he was in sourpickle mode yesterday.

So he's more of a dill rather then a gherkin.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Will the gentlemen in this thread please turn in their nutsacs? TIA.

So you are female?

Just jealous.How is ya Mae?

I think he was in sourpickle mode yesterday.

So he's more of a dill rather then a gherkin.

He can be a sweet pickle when he wants to be.

 

[Paper Lions]

I bet this was a good thread. I'm sorry I missed it.