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Little Melvin can't be exposed to peanuts (1 Viewer)

What would you like to see me in?  :winkwinknudgenudge:
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Well, that was just for the students.Here is your uniform.
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I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad......I'm hot fo' teacha..... :eek:
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Well, my Halloween costume has changed from the devil to the character Catherine Zeta Jones plays in Zorro since BSR wants to dress as Zorro. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact he has a thing for CZJ. :angry:
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Let him have his fun. You don't have a thing for Banderas? I always assumed chicks dug him.

:shrug:
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He's not bad. And I don't have the exotic good looks of CZJ so all I can do is come in second. :angry: :( :cry:
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Second's not so bad...imagine if you didn't get to at all...
 
Alright I confess. I didn't actually pick that song...it just sounded fun ;)I procrastinated with writing the paper and didn't have enough time to get creative so I had to pick something that I could write about relatively easy. I picked Kelly Clarkson's "Breakaway" :bag:

 
I've chosen "Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer and will just be writing the paper about e-mom. May include the pic for visual aide. :thumbup: I'm thinkin' thats an "A" paper right there, baby.

 
I've chosen "Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer and will just be writing the paper about e-mom. May include the pic for visual aide. :thumbup:

I'm thinkin' thats an "A" paper right there, baby.
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If I had to choose a song from me to e-mom it would probably be:Creep - Radiohead

When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye

You're just like an angel, your skin makes me cry

You float like a feather

In a beautiful world

I wish I was special

You're so f'in special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

What the hell am I doin here?

I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control

I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul

I want you to notice, when I'm not around

You're so f'in special

I wish I was special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

What the hell am I doin here?

I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh

She's running out again...

She's running out, she runs, runs, runs, runs... runs...

Whatever makes you happy

Whatever you want

You're so f'in special

I wish I was special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

What the hell am I doin here?

I don't belong here

I don't belong here

 
Here's the perfect serenade from me to e-momCrash Into YouYou’ve got your ballYou’ve got your chainTied to me tight tie me up againWho’s got their clawsIn you my friendInto your heart I’ll beat againSweet like candy to my soulSweet you rockAnd sweet you rollLost for you I’m so lost for youYou come crash into meAnd I come into youI come into youIn a boys dreamIn a boys dreamTouch your lips just so I knowIn your eyes, love, it glows soI’m bare boned and crazy for youWhen you come crashInto me, babyAnd I come into youIn a boys dreamIn a boys dreamIf I’ve gone overboardThen I’m begging youTo forgive meIn my hasteWhen I’m holding you so girlClose to meOh and you come crashInto me, babyAnd I come into youHike up your skirt a little moreAnd show the world to meHike up your skirt a little moreAnd show your world to meIn a boys dream.. in a boys dreamOh I watch you thereThrough the windowAnd I stare at youYou wear nothing but youWear it so wellTied up and twistedThe way I’d like to beFor you, for me, come crashInto me

 
I've chosen "Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer and will just be writing the paper about e-mom. May include the pic for visual aide. :thumbup:

I'm thinkin' thats an "A" paper right there, baby.
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:wub: What a sweetie
 
Here's the perfect serenade from me to e-mom

Crash Into You
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Wow, T, I've never been serenaded before :thumbup:
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Felt this part needed repeating...And I come into you

Hike up your skirt a little more

And show the world to me

Hike up your skirt a little more

And show your world to me

In a boys dream.. in a boys dream

Oh I watch you there

Through the window

And I stare at you

You wear nothing but you

Wear it so well

Tied up and twisted

The way I’d like to be

For you, for me, come crash

Into me

 
Here's the perfect serenade from me to e-mom

Crash Into You
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Wow, T, I've never been serenaded before :thumbup:
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Felt this part needed repeating...And I come into you

Hike up your skirt a little more

And show the world to me

Hike up your skirt a little more

And show your world to me

In a boys dream.. in a boys dream

Oh I watch you there

Through the window

And I stare at you

You wear nothing but you

Wear it so well

Tied up and twisted

The way I’d like to be

For you, for me, come crash

Into me
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Yes, T, I know the song....naughty T :P
 
I ate some peanuts this weekend.
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Last week my husband was away on business. So he had an affair. With peanuts. I can always tell because he does his own laundry when he gets home.I think we need to rename this thread. The e-mom fan club. :hey:
 
I've chosen "Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer and will just be writing the paper about e-mom.  May include the pic for visual aide.  :thumbup:

I'm thinkin' thats an "A" paper right there, baby.
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:wub: What a sweetie
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Well, it was either that or "How Do You Talk to an Angel"..... :wub:
 
I ate some peanuts this weekend.
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Last week my husband was away on business. So he had an affair. With peanuts. I can always tell because he does his own laundry when he gets home.I think we need to rename this thread. The e-mom fan club. :hey:
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Modified, with a nod to Mojo for his earlier suggestion. I couldn't, however, make this an homage to e-mom and not acknowledge the other fine woman that came from the peanut board, or their sisters who were already here.
 
I ate some peanuts this weekend.
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Last week my husband was away on business. So he had an affair. With peanuts. I can always tell because he does his own laundry when he gets home.I think we need to rename this thread. The e-mom fan club. :hey:
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Modified, with a nod to Mojo for his MUCH earlier suggestion. I couldn't, however, make this an homage to e-mom and not acknowledge the other fine woman that came from the peanut board, or their sisters who were already here.
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fixed :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
I missed that post DW. :wub: Feeling much better now.
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Ok AnnaMarie...your turn to be serenaded..."I Burn For You"

Now that I have found you

In the coolth of your evening smile

The shade of your parasol

And your love flows through me

Though I drink at your pool

I burn for you, I burn for

You and I are lovers

When night time folds around our bed

In peace we sleep entwined

And your love flows through me

Though an ocean soothes my head

I burn for you, I burn for

Stars will fall from dark skies

As ancient rocks are turning

Quiet fills the room

And your love flows through me

Though I lie here so still

I burn for you, I burn for you

I burn...

 
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