Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (2 Viewers)

[Quez]

Producing a show is expensive. It needs to be made either CGI or claymation, like Shaun the Sheep. I have been playing with my kids silly putty way too much, and have perfected Michael.

 

[xulf]

Producing a show is expensive. It needs to be made either CGI or claymation, like Shaun the Sheep. I have been playing with my kids silly putty way too much, and have perfected Michael.

I think it needs to be a CAD flip-book.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Producing a show is expensive. It needs to be made either CGI or claymation, like Shaun the Sheep. I have been playing with my kids silly putty way too much, and have perfected Michael.

OMG. Shaun the Sheep version of this would be priceless. I would pay money to see that. I'm crying here thinking about it.

 

[shadyridr]

Never thought this would turn into a RomCom

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Producing a show is expensive. It needs to be made either CGI or claymation, like Shaun the Sheep. I have been playing with my kids silly putty way too much, and have perfected Michael.

OMG. Shaun the Sheep version of this would be priceless. I would pay money to see that. I'm crying here thinking about it.

soak the wools

 

[[icon]]

I wonder how many people in the FFA just ignore this thread..."What's interesting about loaning a chick money"....

...But are now sorta windering "Why the #### is a thread about loaning a chick money 100+ pages with a quarter million views?"

 

[JShare87]

I wonder how many people in the FFA just ignore this thread..."What's interesting about loaning a chick money"....

...But are now sorta windering "Why the #### is a thread about loaning a chick money 100+ pages with a quarter million views?"

So happy I opened this thread the day it was created.

 

[bcdjr1]

I don't know if someone has posted this at this point so if I am stealing an idea I apologize....

Ron, you really need to take this entire thread - add to it the stories you haven't told us - and put in screenplay form and try to sell it to Showtime or HBO. The successful businessman who loves his daughter but lives a lifestyle that gets in the way of true human companionship that isn't just sex. The ups and downs of an open lifestyle. The obvious sex scenes for cable. The responses of the FFA regulars here would the equivilent of your character hanging out with the guys or talking to your shrink.

It would be a better show than Togetherness, that's for sure.

This is Californication, but with a successful businessman instead of a writer.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

I wonder how many people in the FFA just ignore this thread..."What's interesting about loaning a chick money"....

...But are now sorta windering "Why the #### is a thread about loaning a chick money 100+ pages with a quarter million views?"

So happy I opened this thread the day it was created.

 

[Arizona Ron]

I don't know if someone has posted this at this point so if I am stealing an idea I apologize....

Ron, you really need to take this entire thread - add to it the stories you haven't told us - and put in screenplay form and try to sell it to Showtime or HBO. The successful businessman who loves his daughter but lives a lifestyle that gets in the way of true human companionship that isn't just sex. The ups and downs of an open lifestyle. The obvious sex scenes for cable. The responses of the FFA regulars here would the equivilent of your character hanging out with the guys or talking to your shrink.

It would be a better show than Togetherness, that's for sure.

Pretty sure this has already been cut/pasted at least x times to either augment or submit as their own story.

 

[Ookie Pringle]

I don't know if someone has posted this at this point so if I am stealing an idea I apologize....

Ron, you really need to take this entire thread - add to it the stories you haven't told us - and put in screenplay form and try to sell it to Showtime or HBO. The successful businessman who loves his daughter but lives a lifestyle that gets in the way of true human companionship that isn't just sex. The ups and downs of an open lifestyle. The obvious sex scenes for cable. The responses of the FFA regulars here would the equivilent of your character hanging out with the guys or talking to your shrink.

It would be a better show than Togetherness, that's for sure.

This is Californication, but with a successful businessman instead of a writer.

That is the first thing that came to my mind too.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Ice passed her test, we're partying tonight.

Putting up the bat signal now.

 

[AcerFC]

Ice passed her test, we're partying tonight.

Putting up the bat signal now.

does it include a PM to me with time and location

 

[Arizona Ron]

Invited so far:

Angie

Ice and whoever Ice wants to bring

Druggie

Barb, Stacy and Michael

Lance, his girlfriend and another dude Lance knows

Tongue and her girlfriend from 3nder

2 other girls that I just hang out with every now and then - I told them it's cool to bring friends too

Should be a good time.

 

[sbonomo]

Invited so far:

Angie

Ice and whoever Ice wants to bring

Druggie

Barb, Stacy and Michael

Lance, his girlfriend and another dude Lance knows

Tongue and her girlfriend from 3nder

2 other girls that I just hang out with every now and then - I told them it's cool to bring friends too

Should be a good time.

okay, in these situations how do you pick who to take home? Would you be cool with say 3/4 of the people listed at your place? How lucky is the dude lance know's right now!

 

[Arizona Ron]

Invited so far:

Angie

Ice and whoever Ice wants to bring

Druggie

Barb, Stacy and Michael

Lance, his girlfriend and another dude Lance knows

Tongue and her girlfriend from 3nder

2 other girls that I just hang out with every now and then - I told them it's cool to bring friends too

Should be a good time.

okay, in these situations how do you pick who to take home? Would you be cool with say 3/4 of the people listed at your place? How lucky is the dude lance know's right now!

Partying at my place so I'm taking everyone home.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Invited so far:

Angie

Ice and whoever Ice wants to bring

Druggie

Barb, Stacy and Michael

Lance, his girlfriend and another dude Lance knows

Tongue and her girlfriend from 3nder

2 other girls that I just hang out with every now and then - I told them it's cool to bring friends too

Should be a good time.

100 bucks says Mike sits in a corner.

 

[Swing 51]

Where you partying tonight?

 

[Arizona Ron]

Invited so far:

Angie

Ice and whoever Ice wants to bring

Druggie

Barb, Stacy and Michael

Lance, his girlfriend and another dude Lance knows

Tongue and her girlfriend from 3nder

2 other girls that I just hang out with every now and then - I told them it's cool to bring friends too

Should be a good time.

Inviting Michael just seems like a floppy slap to the face.

I just texted Barb and said I'm having a get together with a lot of people at my place and the three of you are welcome.

 

[Swing 51]

Invited so far:

Angie

Ice and whoever Ice wants to bring

Druggie

Barb, Stacy and Michael

Lance, his girlfriend and another dude Lance knows

Tongue and her girlfriend from 3nder

2 other girls that I just hang out with every now and then - I told them it's cool to bring friends too

Should be a good time.

okay, in these situations how do you pick who to take home? Would you be cool with say 3/4 of the people listed at your place? How lucky is the dude lance know's right now!

Partying at my place so I'm taking everyone home.

Ah

 

[IC FBGCav]

Where you partying tonight?

In Mikes mouth, everyone is cummin.

 

[jon_mx]

Invited so far:

Angie

Ice and whoever Ice wants to bring

Druggie

Barb, Stacy and Michael

Lance, his girlfriend and another dude Lance knows

Tongue and her girlfriend from 3nder

2 other girls that I just hang out with every now and then - I told them it's cool to bring friends too

Should be a good time.

Inviting Michael just seems like a floppy slap to the face.

Somebody needs to film.

 

[Swing 51]

Where you partying tonight?

In Mikes mouth, everyone is cummin.

Dude

 

[Ted Lange as your Bartender]

Someone there needs to periscope this thing- it's the perfect season finale

 

[Arizona Ron]

It's easy to make fun of Michael, but think about living a life without ejaculation. That'd mess a dude up.

Actually wondered about that. If he's never done it before, how would he miss it?

 

[El Floppo]

Someone there needs to periscope this thing- it's the perfect season finale

what's the cliffhanger going to be?

 

[Arizona Ron]

Someone there needs to periscope this thing- it's the perfect season finale

These chicks are always on Periscope. Either that or Snapchat.

ETA: Although Ice's Periscope got suspended for nudity.

 

[TheAristocrat]

 

[chet]

Someone there needs to periscope this thing- it's the perfect season finale

These chicks are always on Periscope. Either that or Snapchat.

ETA: Although Ice's Periscope got suspended for nudity.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Mike at midnight

https://www.google.com/search?q=milk+mustache&client=tablet-android-samsung&prmd=isvn&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&fir=rRuaI4hQNP6KlM%253A%252CBznIaJ9lymabUM%252C_%253BZRNDXUUqBIBm5M%253A%252CLjHMsRZiE2DmgM%252C_%253B-KmdjPrK6-B1DM%253A%252CyNuSwIJB_ncnLM%252C_%253BGW9BvccDEYCPUM%253A%252CMzL3hZT6vb_s8M%252C_%253B0CCEXupXEXmuUM%253A%252CfB_jfgrodhDimM%252C_%253BPXWkypxJwNDEJM%253A%252COl66Xtd8VRYDaM%252C_%253BBL01QvVdE1LW8M%253A%252CrtMU1InSMwMB1M%252C_%253Ba-73H2lINBLAqM%253A%252Co8WQBcoJBJT8XM%252C_%253B0u8B1_FQvyWcTM%253A%252CzkLZB8Mg6nw_GM%252C_%253BjzaURcrW0IoALM%253A%252CE84AKwZo_D7osM%252C_&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi5k96CwtTJAhVISSYKHYtyCckQsAQIGg&biw=1280&bih=800&usg=__9u1kV-rsWAhh5fcZ5ZK5s0hBiLI%3D#imgrc=NjEkPYcFQLbUvM%3A&usg=__9u1kV-rsWAhh5fcZ5ZK5s0hBiLI%3D

 

[Arizona Ron]

Mike at midnight

https://www.google.com/search?q=milk+mustache&client=tablet-android-samsung&prmd=isvn&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&fir=rRuaI4hQNP6KlM%253A%252CBznIaJ9lymabUM%252C_%253BZRNDXUUqBIBm5M%253A%252CLjHMsRZiE2DmgM%252C_%253B-KmdjPrK6-B1DM%253A%252CyNuSwIJB_ncnLM%252C_%253BGW9BvccDEYCPUM%253A%252CMzL3hZT6vb_s8M%252C_%253B0CCEXupXEXmuUM%253A%252CfB_jfgrodhDimM%252C_%253BPXWkypxJwNDEJM%253A%252COl66Xtd8VRYDaM%252C_%253BBL01QvVdE1LW8M%253A%252CrtMU1InSMwMB1M%252C_%253Ba-73H2lINBLAqM%253A%252Co8WQBcoJBJT8XM%252C_%253B0u8B1_FQvyWcTM%253A%252CzkLZB8Mg6nw_GM%252C_%253BjzaURcrW0IoALM%253A%252CE84AKwZo_D7osM%252C_&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi5k96CwtTJAhVISSYKHYtyCckQsAQIGg&biw=1280&bih=800&usg=__9u1kV-rsWAhh5fcZ5ZK5s0hBiLI%3D#imgrc=NjEkPYcFQLbUvM%3A&usg=__9u1kV-rsWAhh5fcZ5ZK5s0hBiLI%3D

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Ron-

I'm sure I speak for a fair amount of posters here but please tag Angie tonight. There are a lot of us married guys that never quite got totally cured of their Yellow fever during their single days and it helps to read about even a light skinned black man tearing through some tight Asian ###.

Sincerely,

Baloney Sandwich

 

[McGarnicle]

Ron-

I'm sure I speak for a fair amount of posters here but please tag Angie tonight. There are a lot of us married guys that never quite got totally cured of their Yellow fever during their single days and it helps to read about even a light skinned black man tearing through some tight Asian ###.

Sincerely,

Baloney Sandwich

One of my greatest regrets. Paying for it at the washy-washy isn't the same.

 

[Spike]

Ice and I hit the gym together after dinner for some cardio. We were both exhausted when we got back to my place; I put on my "after workout mix" on the bluetooth system in my bedroom which is mostly a Lou Reed, Dire Straits, Neil Young and Pink Floyd kinda vibe - great 'cool down' and chill music. We got into the shower together, Ice and I were sitting down just letting the water run over us - the shower has a double overhead and bench along the wall so it's easy to have a few people in the shower together without one person blocking the water.

I pick up the scrub brush and begin to wash her feet while Ice is singing along softly to the music. We finish showering and dry off; she lays down on the bed and I lay next to her; I turned the music down a bit so it's just subtle background noise - she's just looking at me and smiling, then says,

Ice: Ronnie, I love you

Me: I love you too

Ice: I really mean that. I've never cared about another guy the way I care about you. You're a really good person.

Me: Thank you (struggling for a comeback)

Ice: (she interrupts my awkward silence), You're open and honest with everyone. You tell the truth even when you really shouldn't. Most guys are gross, penis happy, liars (first time I heard the term "penis happy"). I hated you so much when I first met you - I thought you were a jerk but you proved me wrong every time. You're one of my best friends and I love you.

She kisses me then says she needs to get some rest; tomorrow (Thursday) is her last day of training and there's a test on Friday. It's for a certification that's really important for her work and she's really nervous about it. I laid on my back, Ice then put her head on my chest and one leg on mine and snuggled in.

I laid there with Ice thinking about her; I really do care for this girl but she's such a basket case. It would be nice to finally date a woman with her own money but again, crazy person.

I closed my eyes trying to blank out anymore thoughts to fall asleep and the last thing I heard in the background was, "hey girl, take a walk on the wild side".

I hope I'm wrong, but she's definitely going to kill you imo.

I thought the next post directly about Ron would have been from his doctor telling us that, later that night, Ice cut off his unit with a pair of sicissors and then put it in a pair of Bruno Magli shoes. A black one, of course.

 

[Spike]

I don't know if someone has posted this at this point so if I am stealing an idea I apologize....

Ron, you really need to take this entire thread - add to it the stories you haven't told us - and put in screenplay form and try to sell it to Showtime or HBO. The successful businessman who loves his daughter but lives a lifestyle that gets in the way of true human companionship that isn't just sex. The ups and downs of an open lifestyle. The obvious sex scenes for cable. The responses of the FFA regulars here would the equivilent of your character hanging out with the guys or talking to your shrink.

It would be a better show than Togetherness, that's for sure.

I think McGarnicle should be the host of the show or have SOME sort of role.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Ron-

I'm sure I speak for a fair amount of posters here but please tag Angie tonight. There are a lot of us married guys that never quite got totally cured of their Yellow fever during their single days and it helps to read about even a light skinned black man tearing through some tight Asian ###.

Sincerely,

Baloney Sandwich

It's not going to be a problem, no way am I tagging Ice with all that ##### running around plus Ice refers to Angie as "the help" (not when I'm around but Angie has told me she's said that more than once).

 

[McGarnicle]

Ron-

I'm sure I speak for a fair amount of posters here but please tag Angie tonight. There are a lot of us married guys that never quite got totally cured of their Yellow fever during their single days and it helps to read about even a light skinned black man tearing through some tight Asian ###.

Sincerely,

Baloney Sandwich

It's not going to be a problem, no way am I tagging Ice with all that ##### running around plus Ice refers to Angie as "the help" (not when I'm around but Angie has told me she's said that more than once).

Yeah, now I REALLY dislike Ice.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Who's Lance?

 

[Skipdog77]

And here comes the 3-year payoff, gentlemen. All of our favorite characters all under one roof, partying and porking, the ultimate bacchanalian Christmas present for the FFA.

Gonna be epic, yo.

 

[(HULK)]

Invited so far:

Angie

Ice and whoever Ice wants to bring

Druggie

Barb, Stacy and Michael

Lance, his girlfriend and another dude Lance knows

Tongue and her girlfriend from 3nder

2 other girls that I just hang out with every now and then - I told them it's cool to bring friends too

Should be a good time.

ETA: I'm literally @ 2800 Crystal Drive right now. Of course, I'll be home with the kids tucked in watching Man in the High Castle before this thing starts, but I'm here now, @ ground zero.

 

[Hoh]

I hope you get laid

 

[jon_mx]

And here comes the 3-year payoff, gentlemen. All of our favorite characters all under one roof, partying and porking, the ultimate bacchanalian Christmas present for the FFA.

Gonna be epic, yo.

Somehow Ron pulled this off a few weeks ago, but that much estrogen in one room is bound to create some serious drama.

 

[Rick James]

Lance! Does he still act black around you Ron?

 

[[icon]]

PERISCOPE. Just turn on phone and have it passed around room. Or just prop phone up on shelf overlooking room and let the magic flow.

 

[Tom Hagen]

Lance! Does he still act black around you Ron?

When I saw Lance's name I immediately thought "I forgot about Lance, I wonder how he's doing" as if he were my old college roommate or something. I might be a little to attached to this thread.

 

[gianmarco]

Mods, please merge with the Official Clash of Clans thread. TIA.

 

[Slapdash]

Invited so far:

Angie

Ice and whoever Ice wants to bring

Druggie

Barb, Stacy and Michael

Lance, his girlfriend and another dude Lance knows

Tongue and her girlfriend from 3nder

2 other girls that I just hang out with every now and then - I told them it's cool to bring friends too

Should be a good time.

ETA: I'm literally @ 2800 Crystal Drive right now. Of course, I'll be home with the kids tucked in watching Man in the High Castle before this thing starts, but I'm here now, @ ground zero.

Without the herp tho

 

[Arizona Ron]

Lance! Does he still act black around you Ron?

When I saw Lance's name I immediately thought "I forgot about Lance, I wonder how he's doing" as if he were my old college roommate or something. I might be a little to attached to this thread.

Yes, he still does the black slang shtick. His girlfriend hates it, she'll literately walk away rolling her eyes when he does it.

Think Jesse from Breaking Bad but worse. He's still a really selfless-solid dude though. He's the kind of guy I could call at any time to move furniture or break someone's legs, he wouldn't think twice.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Invited so far:

Angie

Ice and whoever Ice wants to bring

Druggie

Barb, Stacy and Michael

Lance, his girlfriend and another dude Lance knows

Tongue and her girlfriend from 3nder

2 other girls that I just hang out with every now and then - I told them it's cool to bring friends too

Should be a good time.

ETA: I'm literally @ 2800 Crystal Drive right now. Of course, I'll be home with the kids tucked in watching Man in the High Castle before this thing starts, but I'm here now, @ ground zero.

Without the herp tho

We could fix that, let me see if Ice wants to meet a new friend for Happy Hour.

 

[Johnny Rock]

Does Lance know he's a character in a hundred page play? When's the last time you saw him? I don't recall hearing about him in awhile.

Have fun!