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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Arizona Ron
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Jewell
Footballguy
I'd feel guilty about getting an eventual BJ from a war widow.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Oh good grief.
iamsmilin
I want one, but I'm not creative
Come on dude. You can't buyt the purse and glasses and also go to Fiji for 3 grand. It's free money, she's not going to the outlet.I do hope you give her the money. I just wish I could be there to see the look on your face when she walks into the bar with a Gucci bag and sunglasses, gushing about how nice Fiji is this time of year. F'n sap.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
He asked the question and I assumed it's legit. That's the answer. Everyone else assumes he's banging her or it's all made up.Two things jump out:
1. The very first words of this thread are "A semi-hot Asian girl"
2. He has no intention of telling his wife about the money.
Um, yeah, I too have a penis, I think I get it.
Foosball God
Foos
I was waiting for your comment on this.Come on dude. You can't buyt the purse and glasses and also go to Fiji for 3 grand. It's free money, she's not going to the outlet.I do hope you give her the money. I just wish I could be there to see the look on your face when she walks into the bar with a Gucci bag and sunglasses, gushing about how nice Fiji is this time of year. F'n sap.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Do you?
Zow
Footballguy
Do you guys always speak in iambic pentameter?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Zow
Footballguy
Why do you care what this guy decides to do with his money? Heck, giving money to Asian chicks, given how stereotypically blow through money, is at the very least going to get put back into circulation. Worst thing he could do is give it to some miser. Reminds me of how odd I find it when people ##### about athletes "blowing" their money as justification as to why they shouldn't get it in the first piece - as a non-millionaire I'd much rather see some person who is awful at making money get millions then some miser.
Zow
Footballguy
Witz
Footballguy
Everyone knows how this is going to end. He gives her $3K.
A few weeks later, maybe a month, she's going to see him and ask him for more. If he gives her more, the gravy train keeps going. If he says no, she'll say give me $10K or I'm going to tell your wife we've been having an affair.
A few weeks later, maybe a month, she's going to see him and ask him for more. If he gives her more, the gravy train keeps going. If he says no, she'll say give me $10K or I'm going to tell your wife we've been having an affair.
FootballDummy
Footballguy
20+ pages even though it's obvious fishing. Unless the OP abandons it.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Yeah, that's the best part. Now he's "tagged", and all kinds of options are opened up. The wife blackmail seems unlikely unless he's a complete rube, and/or he really just has no trust in his marriage (then again, he's not even telling his wife about it)...my first guess would be something like..."Oh, mom is doing better, but she needs more treatments! They cost $700 each, and she has to go every 10 days until her blood levels normalize..."
Ignoratio Elenchi
Footballguy
Why is it ok for him to give money to some woman he doesn't know, but not ok for him to lend money to his acquaintance in need?
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Boy there's a stumper. One woman lost her husband who was fighting for our country and is struggling to make ends meet, and the other is hanging out at a bar scoping out guys who drive nice cars and asking for money.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Johnnycakes would've bought shorty a Honda Civic. 3 racks is child's play.
gianmarco
Footballguy
And wondered why she couldn't drive it.
Ignoratio Elenchi
Footballguy
Nice judgmental characterization, once again. Let me fix it for you:Two women are struggling to make ends meet. One, OP has never met and won't pay him back. The other is an acquaintance of OP and is at least saying she'll pay him back.
He has the means and an opportunity to help a friend in need, but you just want to paint her as a slut and tell him to give his money to a total stranger instead. Besides, it's only three racks, the worst that happens is she runs off with his money. I've lost more racks than that doing things less noble than trying to help a friend. Maybe step down off your high horse for a while.
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Pabst Blue Ribbon
Footballguy
This didn't get nearly the love it deserves.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Have you lived on this planet for very long? In either case, he's kissing the money goodbye, that's a lock. In the case of the charity, at least he's getting a tax deduction and some screening has taken place to ensure the recipients are legit.
Jobber
Footballguy
The term is mixologist.I think she is good for it, the bar tender vouched for her.
Ignoratio Elenchi
Footballguy
I think you're the one being naive here.
Oh please. How much of a tax break is he getting on a gift of three racks? It's not like he's giving a hundred racks to charity where it'd have a meaningful effect on his taxes. Screening? By whom? Some website you linked to? You know you can't believe everything you read on the Internet, right? It's crazy how easy it is to dupe people on the web. Yet instead of loaning money to a friend in need, you want him to just mail it off to some "woman" he's never met.
Furious Styles
Footballguy
Do you know if she is Vietnamese, Korean or what specific Asian country background? This is important as is if her parents were born here or abroad. Also find out if she has a brother.
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36th Chamber
Footballguy
Keerock
Footballguy
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
UPDATED
So my plan was to just go out have a beer with Asian chick and see what the real issue is – my wife kind of threw a wrench in the whole night.
My wife calls me as I’m wrapping up at the office to tell me that my daughter wants to sleep over her friend’s house (who’s also our babysitter and my daughter’s former preschool teacher. The teacher has a daughter same age and they now go to the same school for kindergarten). I push back because it’s a school night but they’ve already got it worked out where she’s take her to school in the morning too. Well ok. Plus my wife says that just the two of us haven’t hung out in a few weeks – again, ok.
I get home and get dinner together while my wife gets my daughter from afterschool care. We have dinner, do homework with my daughter then pack her stuff up for her sleepover school stuff for tomorrow. I throw on Nautica shirt/pants, teh Kenneth Coles with the buckle and a leather jacket; my wife tight pants, heel boots, long shirt and asymmetrical jacket – we’re looking good. We get to the babysitter’s house around 7:30pm; I give the babysitter $200, a car seat, thank her and kiss my daughter who has already run off to play with her friend.
My wife is excited to hang out; I tell her that I was planning on meeting up with a few people at a sports bar or we could just hang out alone. Wife: “Who were you planning on hanging out with?” Me: “Angie (Asian chick), Amber (strawberry blonde chick) and Jen (strawberry blonde chick’s girlfriend/roommate)”. Wife: “Let hang out with them, I love Amber, that’s my girl! We hung out last girl’s night out”. Me: “Cool”.
I drive to the sports bar, we see Angie and Amber at a table in the bar. Me: “What’s up girls, where’s Jen?”, Angie “don’t ask, cat fight”…Amber speaks up: “She’s with some ####### guy”. (aside: Amber and Jen use to date, moved in with each other and I guess at some point Jen decided she still likes
).
Another side note:
Amber is always hot, not petite but only Otis would call her overweight. Amber works in accounting for a defense contractor – smart as hell, I’ve spent hours arguing indirect allowable and unallowable costs with her at happy hour many nights. Jen, Amber’s now ex-girlfriend/roommate, is program analyst.
So, the girls spent several minutes telling each other how great they look while I order drinks for everyone. We shoot the #### for an hour or so and my wife and Amber are basically in each other’s face the entire time. I’m chatting with Angie about nothing that I found even remotely interesting until Angie says: “uh oh”..Me: “What?”…Angie “Jen just showed up with that guy”. I look over at Amber who is not the happy bubbly girl she usually is and my wife is not real happy about it either. My wife says, “Why don’t we just leave, we can hang out at our house”. I get the check and we split. I’m parked just outside so we all get in my car, my wife jumps in the back seat and pulls Amber in too. Angie sits up front with me.
We’re at my house at about 10pm; my wife opens a bottle of wine grabs Amber and disappears upstairs. I open a few beers for me and Angie. I’m on the couch with Angie who noticed Call of Duty – Angie “Let’s play!” So, we’re playing Call of Duty; my wife comes back downstairs and gives Angie shorts and a shirt to change and disappears again.
Angie asks where she can change; I say anywhere you want. She laughs, and pulls her khakis off and puts on the shorts in my living room. She also takes off her baggy polo shirt to reveal a nice fitted undershirt. I usually see Angie when she’s at work (I often stop at that restaurant’s bar to have a beer and a quick bite if my wife doesn’t have dinner plans) or getting off of work wearing a black polo that’s a little too big for a her tiny Asian body and black khakis; seeing her here, barefoot, shorts and fitted shirt – easily moved her from a 7 to an 8. While we’re playing, she nudges me with her petite feet multiple times out of gaming frustration. Soon the nudges turn to leaving her feet on my and just moving them around – it moved. This lead to
which zapped 99.9% of my energy and I fell asleep (I’m getting old I guess). I woke up this morning on the couch with Angie. I go upstairs to see wife was still knocked out with Amber. So I got showered, dressed, woke up Angie and left to drop her off and head to the office.
No mention of the 3k the entire night so I brought it up while I drove Angie home. She said she needed it to move out into a new place; she can handle the rent fine but she can’t come up with the deposit to put on the new place until she’s waiting for her deposit back on the old place. She also needed a little extra as the utilities wanted deposits too, final payments etc. (bad credit I guess). Seems reasonable so I said I’d help her out. I told her not to go crazy trying to pay me back; she promised as soon as she gets her deposit back on her current place, it’s going right to me. Cool.
I guess I'm a sucker.
So my plan was to just go out have a beer with Asian chick and see what the real issue is – my wife kind of threw a wrench in the whole night.
My wife calls me as I’m wrapping up at the office to tell me that my daughter wants to sleep over her friend’s house (who’s also our babysitter and my daughter’s former preschool teacher. The teacher has a daughter same age and they now go to the same school for kindergarten). I push back because it’s a school night but they’ve already got it worked out where she’s take her to school in the morning too. Well ok. Plus my wife says that just the two of us haven’t hung out in a few weeks – again, ok.
I get home and get dinner together while my wife gets my daughter from afterschool care. We have dinner, do homework with my daughter then pack her stuff up for her sleepover school stuff for tomorrow. I throw on Nautica shirt/pants, teh Kenneth Coles with the buckle and a leather jacket; my wife tight pants, heel boots, long shirt and asymmetrical jacket – we’re looking good. We get to the babysitter’s house around 7:30pm; I give the babysitter $200, a car seat, thank her and kiss my daughter who has already run off to play with her friend.
My wife is excited to hang out; I tell her that I was planning on meeting up with a few people at a sports bar or we could just hang out alone. Wife: “Who were you planning on hanging out with?” Me: “Angie (Asian chick), Amber (strawberry blonde chick) and Jen (strawberry blonde chick’s girlfriend/roommate)”. Wife: “Let hang out with them, I love Amber, that’s my girl! We hung out last girl’s night out”. Me: “Cool”.
I drive to the sports bar, we see Angie and Amber at a table in the bar. Me: “What’s up girls, where’s Jen?”, Angie “don’t ask, cat fight”…Amber speaks up: “She’s with some ####### guy”. (aside: Amber and Jen use to date, moved in with each other and I guess at some point Jen decided she still likes
).Another side note:
Amber is always hot, not petite but only Otis would call her overweight. Amber works in accounting for a defense contractor – smart as hell, I’ve spent hours arguing indirect allowable and unallowable costs with her at happy hour many nights. Jen, Amber’s now ex-girlfriend/roommate, is program analyst.
So, the girls spent several minutes telling each other how great they look while I order drinks for everyone. We shoot the #### for an hour or so and my wife and Amber are basically in each other’s face the entire time. I’m chatting with Angie about nothing that I found even remotely interesting until Angie says: “uh oh”..Me: “What?”…Angie “Jen just showed up with that guy”. I look over at Amber who is not the happy bubbly girl she usually is and my wife is not real happy about it either. My wife says, “Why don’t we just leave, we can hang out at our house”. I get the check and we split. I’m parked just outside so we all get in my car, my wife jumps in the back seat and pulls Amber in too. Angie sits up front with me.
We’re at my house at about 10pm; my wife opens a bottle of wine grabs Amber and disappears upstairs. I open a few beers for me and Angie. I’m on the couch with Angie who noticed Call of Duty – Angie “Let’s play!” So, we’re playing Call of Duty; my wife comes back downstairs and gives Angie shorts and a shirt to change and disappears again.
Angie asks where she can change; I say anywhere you want. She laughs, and pulls her khakis off and puts on the shorts in my living room. She also takes off her baggy polo shirt to reveal a nice fitted undershirt. I usually see Angie when she’s at work (I often stop at that restaurant’s bar to have a beer and a quick bite if my wife doesn’t have dinner plans) or getting off of work wearing a black polo that’s a little too big for a her tiny Asian body and black khakis; seeing her here, barefoot, shorts and fitted shirt – easily moved her from a 7 to an 8. While we’re playing, she nudges me with her petite feet multiple times out of gaming frustration. Soon the nudges turn to leaving her feet on my and just moving them around – it moved. This lead to
which zapped 99.9% of my energy and I fell asleep (I’m getting old I guess). I woke up this morning on the couch with Angie. I go upstairs to see wife was still knocked out with Amber. So I got showered, dressed, woke up Angie and left to drop her off and head to the office.No mention of the 3k the entire night so I brought it up while I drove Angie home. She said she needed it to move out into a new place; she can handle the rent fine but she can’t come up with the deposit to put on the new place until she’s waiting for her deposit back on the old place. She also needed a little extra as the utilities wanted deposits too, final payments etc. (bad credit I guess). Seems reasonable so I said I’d help her out. I told her not to go crazy trying to pay me back; she promised as soon as she gets her deposit back on her current place, it’s going right to me. Cool.
I guess I'm a sucker.
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Arizona Ron
Footballguy
Been this way since day one, guy.
Abraham
Footballguy
...on a school night...
Godsbrother
Footballguy
Me too. Don't know about the rest of you but this is a typical day in the life for ol' GodsBro...
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Arizona Ron
Footballguy
She charges $15 an hour to babysit. 12 hours x 15 = 180. I just rounded up.
kentric
Footballguy
Some clarification:
Why pay $200 for a babysitter when its spending time with a friend? Did your wife initiate for some quality time?
So was your wife getting it on with Amber the whole night?
By wife giving shorts to Asian girl, was that her signal giving you the green light?
How big is your boat?
Why pay $200 for a babysitter when its spending time with a friend? Did your wife initiate for some quality time?
So was your wife getting it on with Amber the whole night?
By wife giving shorts to Asian girl, was that her signal giving you the green light?
How big is your boat?
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
Solid stuff here; I look forward to future installments. AZ Ron setting things up well for a Friday update. Finely crafted, just enough plausibility to cast doubt on the fishing claims while playing it cool in-thread.
pizzatyme
Footballguy
I call BS. What does her looks have to do with this story? Are you looking for sex with her? If not, did you run it by the wife? If not, would you be okay if the wife did something similar? Lots of stink in this thread.
If I'm totally off base, good on you and kiss your money goodbye.
What server gets $3K upside down AND is good for it?
If I'm totally off base, good on you and kiss your money goodbye.
What server gets $3K upside down AND is good for it?
Arizona Ron
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DocHolliday
Footballguy
The $3K is NOT what the story is about.
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