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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)

While we’re playing, she nudges me with her petite feet multiple times out of gaming frustration. Soon the nudges turn to leaving her feet on my and just moving them around – it moved. This lead to :football: which zapped 99.9% of my energy and I fell asleep.
When did :football: become the emoticon for ejaculation?
 
While we’re playing, she nudges me with her petite feet multiple times out of gaming frustration. Soon the nudges turn to leaving her feet on my and just moving them around – it moved. This lead to :football: which zapped 99.9% of my energy and I fell asleep.
When did :football: become the emoticon for ejaculation?
That's funny and I thought the exact same thing when I read it!! Had to look over it again to see what I missed.
 
What does her looks have to do with this story? - It's the FFA, people always want to know what a chick looks like.

Are you looking for sex with her? - I'm never "looking" but it happens

If not, did you run it by the wife? - It's never verbalized.

If not, would you be okay if the wife did something similar? - Not at all and it has.

If I'm totally off base, good on you and kiss your money goodbye. - Thanks, I still think I get the money back.

What server gets $3K upside down AND is good for it? - I think you missed the point that most of the 3k is tied up in a security deposit, which she will get back from her old place but the new place wants their deposit before she moves in.
 
While we’re playing, she nudges me with her petite feet multiple times out of gaming frustration. Soon the nudges turn to leaving her feet on my and just moving them around – it moved. This lead to :football: which zapped 99.9% of my energy and I fell asleep.
When did :football: become the emoticon for ejaculation?
That's funny and I thought the exact same thing when I read it!! Had to look over it again to see what I missed.
It must have been one hell of a foot job. This Angie chick rivals Adriana Macias.
 
Nice!!

Good work AZR. Must be nice to have a wife that allows you to experiment while she experiments with another woman.

 
Are you looking for sex with her? - I'm never "looking" but it happens
Wife and daughter you say? Class act. :thumbup:
Different strokes for different folks
Yeah, some folks provide a stable home life for their kids, instill values and set a good example, others dump them off with a sitter so they can party and #### other people. Some might say why have kids at all, but hey different strokes! :ballin: :excited:

 
Are you looking for sex with her? - I'm never "looking" but it happens
Wife and daughter you say? Class act. :thumbup:
Different strokes for different folks
Yeah, some folks provide a stable home life for their kids, instill values and set a good example, others dump them off with a sitter so they can party and #### other people. Some might say why have kids at all, but hey different strokes! :ballin: :excited:
This is good schtick.
 
The real question is, what would Ron do if the wife disappeared up the stairs with another dude. I'm sure the fact that it was a trained lesbian only added to his own fantasy that night. I would also imagine the thought of someone jackhammering his wife Dancing Bones style would have a different effect.

I admire swingers. Takes stones.

 
I like video games, but this should've been your plan imo:

:football: :football: :pickle: :football:

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AZ, is it hard to live that lifestyle with a kid?

My wife and I may one day attempt it, but we have two kids. Plus, I'm probably too scared of upsetting the apple cart of what is currently a happy family. Big fan of :football: though.

 
Are you looking for sex with her? - I'm never "looking" but it happens
Wife and daughter you say? Class act. :thumbup:
Different strokes for different folks
Yeah, some folks provide a stable home life for their kids, instill values and set a good example, others dump them off with a sitter so they can party and #### other people. Some might say why have kids at all, but hey different strokes! :ballin: :excited:
I think you have the reason they dropped the kid off wrong, along with many other things.
 

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