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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Arizona Ron
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Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Oh ####. Could someone please give me a guide? I don't keep a notebook, and I get so confused.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Freud. Not Bloom.
Hang 10
Footballguy
cstu
Footballguy
I've been saying this for awhile.
I think any hot lesbian could pull this off fairly easily.A lot more difficult for a guy to set this up. Divorce is a real possibility for any married couple. Rather breakup over barebacking asians then leaving my socks on the floor.'Hang 10 said:'Furious Styles said:
rizzler
Footballguy
The condescending "I know how it is, I live a ####ed up life" sign-off was an unnecessary addition to the ARon repertoire.Guy, Bro, Bra, Bruh... That's the kind of #### I'd pull to piss someone like Icon off. It's low ball, low class tactics.
Arizona Ron
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It's not intended to be condescending, it's just running schtick around the board here. I can see how it would be construed as annoying so point taken.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
I wonder if Joe Buck's wife gets concerned when he has Aikman over and pounds him in the ### all weekend?
shadyridr
Footballguy
Wow. Its a harmless story and I dont get that vibe at all. AZRon is good peoples and has given us NUMEROUS updates. Whether true or not, who cares? This thread has entertained the hell out of me and I dont get a condescending vibe at all.
It's your thread, I'm just passing through. I'm just not an annoying "schtick" fan, which seems to be about all that's left around these parts lately. Just detracts from an otherwise entertaining thread is all. It's all good.It's not intended to be condescending, it's just running schtick around the board here. I can see how it would be construed as annoying so point taken.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
What's happened since Saturday? Angie stalking anymore or is she done? Explain to the wife ?
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
Nothing major, I let things blow over on Saturday. My wife really doesn't know all the details with Angie and therefore doesn't understand why I'm acting the way I am. As for Angie, only random text messages not saying much.
Ned
Footballguy
Godsbrother
Footballguy
I suppose at this point you've written off the 3 racks?
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
This was on my fortune cookie at PF Changs the other day. Crazy.
IvanKaramazov
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shadyridr
Footballguy
dont forget to add "in bed" to the end of it
Socrates11
Footballguy
Hello, exactly!'Furious Styles said:
Arizona Ron
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The Prequel
2004
I’m 28 years old and well into my career, single and no kids. My consulting business is having intermittent success but I still maintain a full-time job. I live in a townhouse I bought at the age of 25 thanks to my first two-month long consulting job which landed in my lap from a combination of preparation and opportunity – or better known as luck.
It’s Friday, a short day due to the Monday holiday so I decide to call my cousin who is also my best friend and life-long partner in crime to get him to come hang out. (aside – My cousin Derek and I are the same age. He tried a semester at college but decided it wasn’t his thing. At the age of 28, he has two kids; one by a girl during high school and another by his ex-living-in-girlfriend. He’s a mess financially; good looking guy but has zero “game”. He’s the type of guy that should pull 8s-10s but ends up with 6s-7s because he waits for girls to talk to him first; we’re exact opposites in almost every aspect but he’s never let me down if I needed him.)
I pick him up and we head to the golf resort for lunch and a few drinks; Derek likes to go to the go to the resort from time to time for drinks because he has this running daydream of meeting a rich older lady. :rollseyes: We walk by the front desk are and Derek notices this chick; young, light-brown skin and a wonderful smile.
Derek: “I bet you lunch that you can’t get her phone number”
Me: “Getting a phone number is high school stuff, I’ll take her out”
Derek: “Yeah right”
Me: “Watch me”
Without hesitating I walk up to the front desk while Derek is languishing in the background trying to overhear our conversation from afar. It’s mid-afternoon so there isn’t much activity at the front desk.
Chick at the front desk: “Hi, welcome to (golf resort). Will you be golfing today?”
Me: “No, I only stopped by for lunch. I’m local so I know better than to get robbed playing golf here”
Chick at the front desk: (laughing) “Well how can I help you?”
Me: “Just a question, how many guys try to hit on you here? It must be annoying, right?”
Chick at the front desk: (giggling more) “Well I work in accounting, I’m just covering for someone but yes, it does happen often and it is a little annoying”
Me: “What’s the worst pick up line you’ve ever heard?”
Chick at the front desk: “Well there have been so many but I guess the worst are the old guys that hit on me. They could be my grandfather!”
Me: “So you do accounting and still willing to subject yourself to this torture. You’re a real trouper. By the way, my name is Ron; my friends call me Arizona (I shake her hand, she tells me her name although it’s on her name tag). Well, I’m not going to bother you any longer. My cousin and I usually hang out at (name of bar) around 9 or so. If you’re around, stop by. Nice talking to you”.
Chick at the front desk: “Nice meeting you”
I walk toward the resort restaurant area, Derek picks up speed and meets up with me:
Derek: “Well?”
Me: “Well what?”
Derek: “Did you get a number?”
Me: “I told you I wasn’t trying to get her number”
Derek: “So you asked her out?”
Me: “No”
Derek: “So you failed?”
Me: “Nope”
Derek: “So what did you do?”
Me: “Patience, my man. Patience”
He hit the restaurant for lunch then spent the rest of the late afternoon at my house playing Madden. About 8pm, Derek and I headed to the bar; same bar I made front desk chick aware of. While we’re still at the bar, guess who walks in:
Derek: (grabbing my shoulder) “Yo, that’s the girls from the resort.”
Me: “I know”
Derek: “I’m going to call her over”
Me: (grabbing his shoulder now) “Don’t”
Derek: “Why?”
Me: “Relax man, try act like you don’t see her”
(chick from the front desk walks over)
Chick at the front desk: “Hey Ron”
Me: “Hey you made it. Can I buy you a drink?”
Chick at the front desk: “I just turned 21 so I really don’t know what to order.”
Me: “I know something you might like”.
We chat it up for a while, meet again several times and begin dating. “Chick at the front desk” will eventually be better known as “Wife”.
Spring 2005
Taking to Derek one day:
Derek: “You and ‘Wifey’ have been pretty serious lately. You got her basically living at your crib now and everything. It’s time to stop messing with the other girls and make her official.”
Me: “I’m not sure I’m the marrying type but we both want a kid and I’m not doing the ‘that’s my baby’s momma’ thing. I’ve already bought a ring; I think I’m going to marry her.”
Derek: “That will be the shortest marriage ever! You’ve cheated on every girl you’ve ever dated. You’re just going to change now??? I seriously doubt it.”
Me: “I don’t know man.”
Summer 2005 and on
Wife and I are currently engaged at this time. My wife is invited to a “Passion Party” from a girl she knows. (aside - a passion party is basically like a jewelry or Tupperware party exempt they sell sex toys.) I’ve never heard of a passion party but after my wife explains it to me, I tell her hell yeah I’ll go. We get to the party, it’s at a house in a upscale part of town; the crowd is mostly people in their 20s and early 30s. The person running the party/selling and describing different toys is a hot lady in her late 30s. There is plenty of alcohol/snacks and each item that’s described brings a round of laughter as it’s passed around the room – the lady running the party has a different story for each item. At one point, I posed for a picture holding the biggest dildo I’ve ever seen with some chick that I just met.
Another items is described as a ‘warming cream’, the party leader invites the ladies to put a little cream on each of their fingers and go into the bathroom to apply it. One by one, the women walk about with their eyes rolling in back of their heads; my wife says to me under her breath: “eww, I’m not doing that”. Her friend, however, convinces her to try it by literally dragging her into the bathroom with her. The attention change to other items and a good 20 mins goes by. It was later that my wife told me that the girl applied it for her and that led to kissing and touching each other. To my knowledge, my wife wasn't into girls before this point.
My wife’s new friend started doing her own parties and we went to every single one; I would flirt with other women and so would she. My wife knew about some of my flirting that went a little further meanwhile I was still hooking up with other chicks. This went on until we were married and my wife got pregnant. After our daughter was born we moved but things started up again when we met a swinger group through a passion party in our new State; my wife tried the ‘other guy’ thing but didn’t enjoy it.
2004
I’m 28 years old and well into my career, single and no kids. My consulting business is having intermittent success but I still maintain a full-time job. I live in a townhouse I bought at the age of 25 thanks to my first two-month long consulting job which landed in my lap from a combination of preparation and opportunity – or better known as luck.
It’s Friday, a short day due to the Monday holiday so I decide to call my cousin who is also my best friend and life-long partner in crime to get him to come hang out. (aside – My cousin Derek and I are the same age. He tried a semester at college but decided it wasn’t his thing. At the age of 28, he has two kids; one by a girl during high school and another by his ex-living-in-girlfriend. He’s a mess financially; good looking guy but has zero “game”. He’s the type of guy that should pull 8s-10s but ends up with 6s-7s because he waits for girls to talk to him first; we’re exact opposites in almost every aspect but he’s never let me down if I needed him.)
I pick him up and we head to the golf resort for lunch and a few drinks; Derek likes to go to the go to the resort from time to time for drinks because he has this running daydream of meeting a rich older lady. :rollseyes: We walk by the front desk are and Derek notices this chick; young, light-brown skin and a wonderful smile.
Derek: “I bet you lunch that you can’t get her phone number”
Me: “Getting a phone number is high school stuff, I’ll take her out”
Derek: “Yeah right”
Me: “Watch me”
Without hesitating I walk up to the front desk while Derek is languishing in the background trying to overhear our conversation from afar. It’s mid-afternoon so there isn’t much activity at the front desk.
Chick at the front desk: “Hi, welcome to (golf resort). Will you be golfing today?”
Me: “No, I only stopped by for lunch. I’m local so I know better than to get robbed playing golf here”
Chick at the front desk: (laughing) “Well how can I help you?”
Me: “Just a question, how many guys try to hit on you here? It must be annoying, right?”
Chick at the front desk: (giggling more) “Well I work in accounting, I’m just covering for someone but yes, it does happen often and it is a little annoying”
Me: “What’s the worst pick up line you’ve ever heard?”
Chick at the front desk: “Well there have been so many but I guess the worst are the old guys that hit on me. They could be my grandfather!”
Me: “So you do accounting and still willing to subject yourself to this torture. You’re a real trouper. By the way, my name is Ron; my friends call me Arizona (I shake her hand, she tells me her name although it’s on her name tag). Well, I’m not going to bother you any longer. My cousin and I usually hang out at (name of bar) around 9 or so. If you’re around, stop by. Nice talking to you”.
Chick at the front desk: “Nice meeting you”
I walk toward the resort restaurant area, Derek picks up speed and meets up with me:
Derek: “Well?”
Me: “Well what?”
Derek: “Did you get a number?”
Me: “I told you I wasn’t trying to get her number”
Derek: “So you asked her out?”
Me: “No”
Derek: “So you failed?”
Me: “Nope”
Derek: “So what did you do?”
Me: “Patience, my man. Patience”
He hit the restaurant for lunch then spent the rest of the late afternoon at my house playing Madden. About 8pm, Derek and I headed to the bar; same bar I made front desk chick aware of. While we’re still at the bar, guess who walks in:
Derek: (grabbing my shoulder) “Yo, that’s the girls from the resort.”
Me: “I know”
Derek: “I’m going to call her over”
Me: (grabbing his shoulder now) “Don’t”
Derek: “Why?”
Me: “Relax man, try act like you don’t see her”
(chick from the front desk walks over)
Chick at the front desk: “Hey Ron”
Me: “Hey you made it. Can I buy you a drink?”
Chick at the front desk: “I just turned 21 so I really don’t know what to order.”
Me: “I know something you might like”.
We chat it up for a while, meet again several times and begin dating. “Chick at the front desk” will eventually be better known as “Wife”.
Spring 2005
Taking to Derek one day:
Derek: “You and ‘Wifey’ have been pretty serious lately. You got her basically living at your crib now and everything. It’s time to stop messing with the other girls and make her official.”
Me: “I’m not sure I’m the marrying type but we both want a kid and I’m not doing the ‘that’s my baby’s momma’ thing. I’ve already bought a ring; I think I’m going to marry her.”
Derek: “That will be the shortest marriage ever! You’ve cheated on every girl you’ve ever dated. You’re just going to change now??? I seriously doubt it.”
Me: “I don’t know man.”
Summer 2005 and on
Wife and I are currently engaged at this time. My wife is invited to a “Passion Party” from a girl she knows. (aside - a passion party is basically like a jewelry or Tupperware party exempt they sell sex toys.) I’ve never heard of a passion party but after my wife explains it to me, I tell her hell yeah I’ll go. We get to the party, it’s at a house in a upscale part of town; the crowd is mostly people in their 20s and early 30s. The person running the party/selling and describing different toys is a hot lady in her late 30s. There is plenty of alcohol/snacks and each item that’s described brings a round of laughter as it’s passed around the room – the lady running the party has a different story for each item. At one point, I posed for a picture holding the biggest dildo I’ve ever seen with some chick that I just met.
Another items is described as a ‘warming cream’, the party leader invites the ladies to put a little cream on each of their fingers and go into the bathroom to apply it. One by one, the women walk about with their eyes rolling in back of their heads; my wife says to me under her breath: “eww, I’m not doing that”. Her friend, however, convinces her to try it by literally dragging her into the bathroom with her. The attention change to other items and a good 20 mins goes by. It was later that my wife told me that the girl applied it for her and that led to kissing and touching each other. To my knowledge, my wife wasn't into girls before this point.
My wife’s new friend started doing her own parties and we went to every single one; I would flirt with other women and so would she. My wife knew about some of my flirting that went a little further meanwhile I was still hooking up with other chicks. This went on until we were married and my wife got pregnant. After our daughter was born we moved but things started up again when we met a swinger group through a passion party in our new State; my wife tried the ‘other guy’ thing but didn’t enjoy it.
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kentric
Footballguy
Brony
Footballguy
Four.When ordering food, find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move."The lady will have the linguine in a white clam sauce, and a coke with no ice."He hit the restaurant for lunch then spent the rest of the late afternoon at my house playing Madden. About 8pm, Derek and I headed to the bar; same bar I made front desk chick aware of. While we’re still at the bar, guess who walks inerek: (grabbing my shoulder) “Yo, that’s the girls from the resort.”Me: “I know”Derek: “I’m going to call her over”Me: (grabbing his shoulder now) “Don’t”Derek: “Why?”Me: “Relax man, try act like you don’t see her”(chick from the front desk walks over)Chick at the front desk: “Hey Ron”Me: “Hey you made it. Can I buy you a drink?”Chick at the front desk: “I just turned 21 so I really don’t know what to order.”Me: “I know something you might like”.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Ron, kudos to you for doing the right thing, staying with your wife and taking responsibility for your daughter. There is not enough of that happening today. I hope for her sake that you and your wife stay together.And this has me thinking that since certain men simply cannot stay monogamous, that more wives should be like yours. Maybe there would be less illegitimacy and divorce.
Godsbrother
Footballguy
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
Ignore the haters Ron. I am certain this lifestyle is not for everyone, but glad it has worked out for you thus far.
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Zow
Footballguy
Ron is also concentrating mostly on the crazy aspects of the story (which don't necessarily make him look like a hero) and it not at all bragging about how he makes bank and nails young Asian tail when he totally could be.
love stories.AZ Ron 
VA703
Footballguy
this is what im thinking
Tau837
Footballguy
Four.When ordering food, find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move."The lady will have the linguine in a white clam sauce, and a coke with no ice."He hit the restaurant for lunch then spent the rest of the late afternoon at my house playing Madden. About 8pm, Derek and I headed to the bar; same bar I made front desk chick aware of. While we’re still at the bar, guess who walks in
Damone
Footballguy
Ron is the man. I should be taking notes.Four.When ordering food, find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move."The lady will have the linguine in a white clam sauce, and a coke with no ice."He hit the restaurant for lunch then spent the rest of the late afternoon at my house playing Madden. About 8pm, Derek and I headed to the bar; same bar I made front desk chick aware of. While we’re still at the bar, guess who walks in
Keerock
Footballguy
Ron is the man. I should be taking notes.Four.When ordering food, find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move."The lady will have the linguine in a white clam sauce, and a coke with no ice."He hit the restaurant for lunch then spent the rest of the late afternoon at my house playing Madden. About 8pm, Derek and I headed to the bar; same bar I made front desk chick aware of. While we’re still at the bar, guess who walks in
That's some funny #### right there!
BroncoFreak_2K3
sucker for Orange
Styles bringing it.
playin4beer
Footballguy
36th Chamber
Footballguy
That "guy" schtick is weakIf your going to come in here with these outlandish stories, truth or fiction, be prepared to face some serious FBG inquires.....and when you get called out man up and take it.
jamny
Footballguy
It seems like he's done that throughout this thread.
36th Chamber
Footballguy
In my opinion it's still weak and CONDESCENDING. I respect the appeal of AZ Ron's stories for some, but no need to start the "guy" schtick when he gets called out or questioned.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Please shut up. TIA.In my opinion it's still weak and CONDESCENDING. I respect the appeal of AZ Ron's stories for some, but no need to start the "guy" schtick when he gets called out or questioned.
(HULK)
(Smash)
Guy schtick is an oldschool inside joke from here. I do it sometimes too, guy.
shadyridr
Footballguy
Seriously. AZ Ron has shared these crazy/intimate stories about him and his wife. Hes provided TONS of updates. Hes gotten tons of flack for loaning the chick money and numerous people (rizzler in particular) have said some pretty graphic things about his wife and hes answered each question with grace. I think his response in this thread has been phenomenal and not condescending at allPlease shut up. TIA.In my opinion it's still weak and CONDESCENDING. I respect the appeal of AZ Ron's stories for some, but no need to start the "guy" schtick when he gets called out or questioned.
IvanKaramazov
Footballguy
The No. 16 thread went the same way. For whatever reason, certain people started bringing some real, genuine hatred into that thread that was all out of proportion to the stuff they were complaining about.Seriously. AZ Ron has shared these crazy/intimate stories about him and his wife. Hes provided TONS of updates. Hes gotten tons of flack for loaning the chick money and numerous people (rizzler in particular) have said some pretty graphic things about his wife and hes answered each question with grace. I think his response in this thread has been phenomenal and not condescending at allPlease shut up. TIA.In my opinion it's still weak and CONDESCENDING. I respect the appeal of AZ Ron's stories for some, but no need to start the "guy" schtick when he gets called out or questioned.
SteevieG
Footballguy
DamnSeriously. AZ Ron has shared these crazy/intimate stories about him and his wife. Hes provided TONS of updates. Hes gotten tons of flack for loaning the chick money and numerous people (rizzler in particular) have said some pretty graphic things about his wife and hes answered each question with grace. I think his response in this thread has been phenomenal and not condescending at allPlease shut up. TIA.In my opinion it's still weak and CONDESCENDING. I respect the appeal of AZ Ron's stories for some, but no need to start the "guy" schtick when he gets called out or questioned.
This thread has been great entertainment and I haven't gotten a condescending vibe at all from it.
36th Chamber
Footballguy
Oh sorry sir, yes sir.Get the #### outta here......guy.Sorry if I have offended some, I'm not hating at all and could actually care less. This is a public board, no? Was just sharing my opinion and will move on from this thread. Nothing to see here, please move along and keep enjoying AZ Ron's story.Please shut up. TIA.In my opinion it's still weak and CONDESCENDING. I respect the appeal of AZ Ron's stories for some, but no need to start the "guy" schtick when he gets called out or questioned.
Arizona Ron
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I'm a little tied up with work but yes, talked to the wife and to Angie at lengh. I'll try to put something out in the next hour or so.
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