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Right.Enemad-o-u-c.....you get the picture.Curious...What was the purpose of the bottle prior to being a butt-#####?
Right.Enemad-o-u-c.....you get the picture.Curious...What was the purpose of the bottle prior to being a butt-#####?
I would trade this drama filled life that I've built for just one day of no drama, golf, football and sex with your wife.Agree with all of this. I view Ron as the perfect example of a "grass is greener" scenario. I find myself sitting here for a moment envious of his day, then I realized my Sunday consisted of playing golf, watching football, and having sex with my loving wife - a day Ron would probably actually trade me for.part of me is envious of Ron, part of me pities him. none of me judges him.
i have a hard enough time keeping one woman satisfied, i can't imagine the mental and emotional drain of trying to make sure multiple were happy at all times.
as for those that are saying he's a bad person, father, husband, etc. i don't see it.
while Ron's home may be untraditional, it sounds like there is a lot more love and happiness there than many households that are full of bickering and passive aggressiveness.
appreciate the transparency and stories, always looking forward to the next chapter.![]()
Yeah, something that disgusting would almost be enough to make me throw up right on the spot.Well, her evil giggle initially didn't seem to suggest that she could be too terribly grossed out by it. I'm honestly surprised AZ Ron kept it going through all this. I honestly think if a girl did that to me or even just did it to herself I may be too grossed out to keep going.Squirting poop bottles?I also find it somewhat strange that Girl 3 didn't join. I assume she regularly sleeps with Girl 1 and you two have hooked up before. Wonder what kept her from coming up.
Seems gross talking about it now but at the time I was so titillated from the shower, it just seemed "sexual" not gross at the time.Yeah, something that disgusting would almost be enough to make me throw up right on the spot.Well, her evil giggle initially didn't seem to suggest that she could be too terribly grossed out by it. I'm honestly surprised AZ Ron kept it going through all this. I honestly think if a girl did that to me or even just did it to herself I may be too grossed out to keep going.Squirting poop bottles?I also find it somewhat strange that Girl 3 didn't join. I assume she regularly sleeps with Girl 1 and you two have hooked up before. Wonder what kept her from coming up.
With friends like Girl 1, who needs enemas?friends and enemas
part of me is envious of Ron, part of me pities him. none of me judges him.
i have a hard enough time keeping one woman satisfied, i can't imagine the mental and emotional drain of trying to make sure multiple were happy at all times.
as for those that are saying he's a bad person, father, husband, etc. i don't see it.
while Ron's home may be untraditional, it sounds like there is a lot more love and happiness there than many households that are full of bickering and passive aggressiveness.
appreciate the transparency and stories, always looking forward to the next chapter.![]()
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x2....To each their own. If AR is happy, then who am i to judge.I would trade this drama filled life that I've built for just one day of no drama, golf, football and sex with your wife.Agree with all of this. I view Ron as the perfect example of a "grass is greener" scenario. I find myself sitting here for a moment envious of his day, then I realized my Sunday consisted of playing golf, watching football, and having sex with my loving wife - a day Ron would probably actually trade me for.part of me is envious of Ron, part of me pities him. none of me judges him.
i have a hard enough time keeping one woman satisfied, i can't imagine the mental and emotional drain of trying to make sure multiple were happy at all times.
as for those that are saying he's a bad person, father, husband, etc. i don't see it.
while Ron's home may be untraditional, it sounds like there is a lot more love and happiness there than many households that are full of bickering and passive aggressiveness.
appreciate the transparency and stories, always looking forward to the next chapter.![]()
monogamy is part of the deal, unfortunately.Sounds like this broad goes coo-coo for cocoa puffs.Saturday morning, I woke up on the couch in the family room with a PS3 controller in my lap and empty Heineken bottles at my feet when I heard my daughter say to me, dad, Im hungry. I gather myself and head into the kitchen to cook her breakfast. I look around the fridge and say, how about French toast and sausage? as my wife comes downstairs. My wife says, We need to make it quick, were going to visit cousin today. I tell my wife the French toast is frozen and the sausages are brown and serve so Ill have breakfast ready in a few minutes.
The three of us eat while discussing the weekend plans; my wife says shell be back Sunday night. What are you going to do?, she asks. No idea, I said, maybe just veg out and enjoy some peace and quiet. Last week was crazy with work, I could use a break. We get done eating, they get themselves together and leave.
Silence, I love that sound.
I turn on NFL Network and sunk back into the couch in the family room. This is pretty much all I want to do.
A few hours go by as Im zoned into NFL Network, I hear rumbling coming from upstairs; Girl 1 & Girl 3 come downstairs and head to the kitchen wearing nothing but t-shirts and panties both had their hair up. No idea they were here. I get up to make another cup of coffee and to say good morning, Girl 3 reciprocates while Girl 1 totally ignores me. Girl 3 says, shes always a ##### in the morning and smacks Girl 1 on the butt.
Girl 1 finally decides to speak, how come you never have chocolate cereal? Me, what?. Her, chocolate cereal, you never have it. Its always just Kashi and fruity stuff. Me, Ill add it to the list (while thinking to myself, this b#### has some nerve). I leave the kitchen and head back over to the family room with my coffee; Girl 3 joins me on the couch, sitting Indian style eating cereal. Girl 1 sits on the floor with bottom of the couch propping her back up eating cereal. If I just met Girl 1, I would have thrown her out of my house by now; I know her personality though she kind of lives in her own world so I dont take it personally.
Girl 3: What are you going to do today?
Me: I dont know, maybe nothing.
Girl 3: well youre boring (jokingly). Wife drove us here last night; I forgot she was leaving today though. My car is still at the bar she said you wouldnt mind taking me to get it.
Me: No problem. Let me get cleaned up and dressed and well go.
Girl 3: You should have Girl 1 clean you (devilish grin)
Girl 1: (in a matter of fact tone without skipping a beat) Yup, Im the best. Ill need like three bottles to clean you though guys are dirty.
Me: I think I do a pretty good job; Ill be fine.
Girl 3: Trust me, shes the best. Youll be the cleanest youve ever been.
Girl 1: Come on, lets clean you up.
I figure why not. Ive been trying to pound Girl 1 for over a year and she never gives in. I know shes strictly cliquely but for some reason that makes me want to even more. We head upstairs to the main bathroom, she tells me to get the shower hot and shell be in shortly. Im in the shower starting to clean myself when she gets in her tiny feet are touching mine and I have an instant power boner.
Girl 1: Point that thing that way
I turn around thinking, yes, how dare I catch wood while some chick is in the shower with me; especially when its one Ive been trying to screw for way too long how could I be so rude.
She goes to work giving me strict instructions when to move and where. She washes my head, face, neck and back first then legs, #### and balls next while she keeps making several remarks to me being hard (the nerve of me!). She tells me to bend over with one leg up on the side of the tub; she gets down on her knees and a start washing my butt hole like its never been washed before.
She tells me to lean forward and relax at this point Ive been taking directions without thinking so I do it. She takes a plastic bottle of water and puts the tip in my ### I jump she yells STOP MOVING!!! as she squeezes the bottle of water up my butt. My reflexes push the water back out and it squirts all over her chest. She screams with excitement. I look back to apologies but shes smiling like shes having the time of her life; she repeats this 2 more times.
She then washes herself and performs the same bottle maneuver but squirts in an opposite direction. We finish cleaning and get out of the shower. We head into my bedroom and after she towels off, she bends over and looks back at me while spreading her cheeks open. She says, See, now that is a clean ### wanna taste? I shove my tongue right in her ### then alternate between her vag and ### for a good 15 mins; I turn her on her back and try once again to put my #### in and get RON, NO. So I went back to snacking on her ### while I cranked on out.
Im clean.
We get dressed and head downstairs. Girl 3 is laughing and smiling at me, "all clean?" and keeps laughing. While we're driving to get Girl 3's car, Girl 1 says to Girl 3, "He tried to #### me again - gross".
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interestingly enough, my sunday involved having sex with your loving wife, playing golf and watching football. glad i didn't get the order mixed up!Agree with all of this. I view Ron as the perfect example of a "grass is greener" scenario. I find myself sitting here for a moment envious of his day, then I realized my Sunday consisted of playing golf, watching football, and having sex with my loving wife - a day Ron would probably actually trade me for.part of me is envious of Ron, part of me pities him. none of me judges him.
i have a hard enough time keeping one woman satisfied, i can't imagine the mental and emotional drain of trying to make sure multiple were happy at all times.
as for those that are saying he's a bad person, father, husband, etc. i don't see it.
while Ron's home may be untraditional, it sounds like there is a lot more love and happiness there than many households that are full of bickering and passive aggressiveness.
appreciate the transparency and stories, always looking forward to the next chapter.![]()
ah, Ron beat me to the jokeinterestingly enough, my sunday involved having sex with your loving wife, playing golf and watching football. glad i didn't get the order mixed up!Agree with all of this. I view Ron as the perfect example of a "grass is greener" scenario. I find myself sitting here for a moment envious of his day, then I realized my Sunday consisted of playing golf, watching football, and having sex with my loving wife - a day Ron would probably actually trade me for.part of me is envious of Ron, part of me pities him. none of me judges him.
i have a hard enough time keeping one woman satisfied, i can't imagine the mental and emotional drain of trying to make sure multiple were happy at all times.
as for those that are saying he's a bad person, father, husband, etc. i don't see it.
while Ron's home may be untraditional, it sounds like there is a lot more love and happiness there than many households that are full of bickering and passive aggressiveness.
appreciate the transparency and stories, always looking forward to the next chapter.![]()
I'm assuming "chocolate cereal" is code, here?Nah, he'd never blow his investable dollars on something so frivolous as chocolate cereal.her and Dentist should hook upIt was almost noon and my coffee poop was much earlier in the day. There was more than water that came out the first time though.To be fair, I've never shoved a water bottle up my ### and squeezed it, so maybe I'm the naive one here....but wouldn't that have a certain, oh I don't know, "enema-tic" effect?
She didn't flinch either when it sprayed her chest. Like I said, she enjoyed it for some sick reason.
Just dominant, it appears. And Ron's happy to let her be, apparently.Wow, Girl 1 sure likes to pull the power play on you. If 100% correct as you wrote, my dime-store psychiatric opinion is she a bit of a sociopath, eh?
You are a joke to these women, including your wife. This was well planned in advance to #### with you because they think you're a doormat.We get dressed and head downstairs. Girl 3 is laughing and smiling at me, "all clean?" and keeps laughing. While we're driving to get Girl 3's car, Girl 1 says to Girl 3, "He tried to #### me again - gross".
Harsh. I was thinking the same thing but was gonna keep it to myself.You are a joke to these women, including your wife. This was well planned in advance to #### with you because they think you're a doormat.We get dressed and head downstairs. Girl 3 is laughing and smiling at me, "all clean?" and keeps laughing. While we're driving to get Girl 3's car, Girl 1 says to Girl 3, "He tried to #### me again - gross".
Sounds like Girl #1 is also Girl #2.Haven't read the whole thread...is there a girl #2?
Sounds like Girl #1 is also Girl #2.Haven't read the whole thread...is there a girl #2?
I see what you did there.Sounds like Girl #1 is also Girl #2.Haven't read the whole thread...is there a girl #2?
Just got itI see what you did there.Sounds like Girl #1 is also Girl #2.Haven't read the whole thread...is there a girl #2?
No, Girl 1 is just an selfish entitled dominating lesbo.You are a joke to these women, including your wife. This was well planned in advance to #### with you because they think you're a doormat.We get dressed and head downstairs. Girl 3 is laughing and smiling at me, "all clean?" and keeps laughing. While we're driving to get Girl 3's car, Girl 1 says to Girl 3, "He tried to #### me again - gross".
There's no mental or emotional drain when you don't actually give a #### about them.part of me is envious of Ron, part of me pities him. none of me judges him.
i have a hard enough time keeping one woman satisfied, i can't imagine the mental and emotional drain of trying to make sure multiple were happy at all times.
Me too.Just got itI see what you did there.Sounds like Girl #1 is also Girl #2.Haven't read the whole thread...is there a girl #2?![]()
She'll randomly stop what she's doing, pull my junk out of the other girl I'm in and beat it against other vages several times. Again, she's in control.So, has Girl 1 not given you anything at all, not even for like a minute? (note - getting a bottle in the bum does not count as "anything" ... you know what I mean)
Clearly, if you'll tongue her ### and then wander away.She'll randomly stop what she's doing, pull my junk out of the other girl I'm in and beat it against other vages several times. Again, she's in control.So, has Girl 1 not given you anything at all, not even for like a minute? (note - getting a bottle in the bum does not count as "anything" ... you know what I mean)
She's never done anything just to pleasure me. She doesn't like men. Penis are just a tool to her.
Think of "Napoleon complex" on a petite lesbian.
I still want to hit it though - bad.
That was more like chocolate oatmeal.Didn't she get her chocolate cereal in the shower?
Girl 1 is cool. Like I said - she's just in her own world. She has a lot of good qualities, it's just the weird ones that I find interesting and note worthy post.Am I the only one that thinks you should buy a box of Coco Puffs?
(and replace it with GrapeNuts on the inside before she opens it, let her think she is getting her chocolate cereal then BANG, f' off biotch)
now we're talking. let's hear more about that sausage.Nothing like a surprise enema in the morning.
I had a similar day when I woke up and made non-frozen french toast and homemade sausage and had sex with my wife.
or slip her a mickyBaloney Sandwich said:I would suggest getting Girl 1 to take some ecstasy, I think that will be your best bet to finally get in there.
I think it had more to do with the fact that Girl 3 was so tired from having sex with Girl 1 and AR's wife all night while his daughter was sleeping and he played PS3 and drank by himself. Based on Girl 1 not liking the penis, I assume that Girl 3 had to take all of AR's wife's strap on and that probably wore her out.Squirting poop bottles?I also find it somewhat strange that Girl 3 didn't join. I assume she regularly sleeps with Girl 1 and you two have hooked up before. Wonder what kept her from coming up.
Arizona Ron said:I was in the living room watching a movie once - Wife walked by "hey babe", Girl 3 walked by "hey hot stuff" (wink), Girl 1 walked by and just put up her hands like claws.
Nah, he'd never blow his investable dollars on something so frivolous as chocolate cereal.her and Dentist should hook upIt was almost noon and my coffee poop was much earlier in the day. There was more than water that came out the first time though.To be fair, I've never shoved a water bottle up my ### and squeezed it, so maybe I'm the naive one here....but wouldn't that have a certain, oh I don't know, "enema-tic" effect?
She didn't flinch either when it sprayed her chest. Like I said, she enjoyed it for some sick reason.![]()
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I grind a pork butt and then I spice it up.Maik Jeaunz said:now we're talking. let's hear more about that sausage.Nothing like a surprise enema in the morning.
I had a similar day when I woke up and made non-frozen french toast and homemade sausage and had sex with my wife.
I only grind pork butt in my sunday best.But what were you wearing?!?!
With friends like Girl 1, who needs enemas?friends and enemas
Sounds like Girl #1 is also Girl #2.Haven't read the whole thread...is there a girl #2?
I have got to stop reading this at work.
[/SIZE]Wouldn't you, if you spent that much time bareback in that many different women?You sure do take a lot of showers.