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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)

Arizona Ron said:
"Clean up needed in the, VIP" I just pulled it off and left it on the floor.
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Annnnnd here come the implications that this is a long con to knock up Ice Princess and/or stripper with your rubbernut to get ongoing support payments.

 
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ClownCausedChaos2 said:
dhockster said:
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
I also went for a run the other morning. I then came home and cut the grass. I spread some mulch and watched the kids while my wife went to get her hair cut.

Later, we ate dinner, the kids got baths, and then fought and cried when going to bed. I fell asleep on the couch and woke up with a stiff neck.

So, we basically had the same kind of day. Slap it high.
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I'm surprised that you and the wife didn't have time to hit Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
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We planned to after Home Depot, but alas.
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You didn't have enough time?

 
Ron, don't worry about explaining the difference between paying for sex and paying for a really good dance. The real folks out here understand. Chaos gave you a special dance because you're a good looking guy that was friends with her friend. She took $500 from you after because she probably had to pay $100 to the house for the room, and $100 to the guy by the door. So she really only made $300, a bargain at a nice strip club. She probably charges $1000 up there to chumps.

 
Ok, so the basic premise is - you and your wife still have 1-3 concubines in the house, apparantly no more set rules or understandings of any kind, and all went to a strip joint where it is abundantly clear that the wife and the concubines (#1, #2, #3 or #50 it doesn't matter) basically got you laid with yet another potential concubine for the mix and you didn't tell the truth about yet another sex partner in an open sex relationship.

I feel like you are going backwards. I mean, I guess if you are slowly seeing your life disintegrate in front of you and the collection of evils an wrongs you have committed gathering into an unstoppable force that is going to collide with you when you least expect it, you might as well get laid as much as possible on the ride to the cliff's edge. Worse things you can do. Still.

Oh, and on the fox. The fox was the part of the story that tells a message to the reader that the main character doesn't understand right away. A little forshadowing. Foxes are omnivorous - alluding to your marital acts of consuming all manner of women during your marriage. They are known for their cunning. Something that any woman is known for as well. As we've all known from the start of your story, your downfall is going to come at the hands of a woman. It could be the wife, the nanny side piece or any one of the current or potentially new concubines in your life that you and the wife share. Male foxes can be known as dogs, something that you clearly define in your hero role in this story. Female foxes can be named vixens, something all the women - the stripper just being the current one - in your life are to you.

A group of foxes can be called an "earth." The earth in your story is the collection of women in your life, now and in the future. The whole planet - the planet of women who will sleep with Ron - are now keeping an eye on you and showing up at wierd times that you can't explain, even when you are just taking time for yourself. You were on a run - a time when most people clear their heads and focus on their own being. Yet in the middle of that - at the time when you should be able to realize the path you are on, a fox appears and scares the hell out of you. Because the whole earth of women to be bedded by Ron are going to be your downfall.

So, for my tl;dr - whatever god you pray to, name when things are going tough, or mystical creature that you think can control the planets just gave you a warning shot across the bow. There is a vixen that is going to entre your life and like a fox does to crops, likely destroy all you have built. It could have been the stripper. It could have been one of the women there with you. It could be someone yet to come. The universe just gave you a warning, and your response to it was to double up your ante on the gamble you are playing. At this point in any story, the hero usually comes to an understanding of the crossroads he faces. The chapters to follow will let us know what turn you took.

 
BobbyLayne said:
Arizona Ron said:
Honestly, the problem I've run into is when I do have time to write, so much has happened that I get hung up on the backstory.

I think I need to just post an update and fill in any backstory as requested.

I miss being judged and ridiculed.
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I was stupefied to learn this morning you don't eat bacon.
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I'm way behind on this story. Who's "bacon"?

 
Henry Ford said:
BobbyLayne said:
Arizona Ron said:
Honestly, the problem I've run into is when I do have time to write, so much has happened that I get hung up on the backstory.

I think I need to just post an update and fill in any backstory as requested.

I miss being judged and ridiculed.
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I was stupefied to learn this morning you don't eat bacon.
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I'm way behind on this story. Who's "bacon"?
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:lol:

 
Yankee23Fan said:
Ok, so the basic premise is - you and your wife still have 1-3 concubines in the house, apparantly no more set rules or understandings of any kind, and all went to a strip joint where it is abundantly clear that the wife and the concubines (#1, #2, #3 or #50 it doesn't matter) basically got you laid with yet another potential concubine for the mix and you didn't tell the truth about yet another sex partner in an open sex relationship.

I feel like you are going backwards. I mean, I guess if you are slowly seeing your life disintegrate in front of you and the collection of evils an wrongs you have committed gathering into an unstoppable force that is going to collide with you when you least expect it, you might as well get laid as much as possible on the ride to the cliff's edge. Worse things you can do. Still.

Oh, and on the fox. The fox was the part of the story that tells a message to the reader that the main character doesn't understand right away. A little forshadowing. Foxes are omnivorous - alluding to your marital acts of consuming all manner of women during your marriage. They are known for their cunning. Something that any woman is known for as well. As we've all known from the start of your story, your downfall is going to come at the hands of a woman. It could be the wife, the nanny side piece or any one of the current or potentially new concubines in your life that you and the wife share. Male foxes can be known as dogs, something that you clearly define in your hero role in this story. Female foxes can be named vixens, something all the women - the stripper just being the current one - in your life are to you.

A group of foxes can be called an "earth." The earth in your story is the collection of women in your life, now and in the future. The whole planet - the planet of women who will sleep with Ron - are now keeping an eye on you and showing up at wierd times that you can't explain, even when you are just taking time for yourself. You were on a run - a time when most people clear their heads and focus on their own being. Yet in the middle of that - at the time when you should be able to realize the path you are on, a fox appears and scares the hell out of you. Because the whole earth of women to be bedded by Ron are going to be your downfall.

So, for my tl;dr - whatever god you pray to, name when things are going tough, or mystical creature that you think can control the planets just gave you a warning shot across the bow. There is a vixen that is going to entre your life and like a fox does to crops, likely destroy all you have built. It could have been the stripper. It could have been one of the women there with you. It could be someone yet to come. The universe just gave you a warning, and your response to it was to double up your ante on the gamble you are playing. At this point in any story, the hero usually comes to an understanding of the crossroads he faces. The chapters to follow will let us know what turn you took.
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Happy 420!

 
Yankee23Fan said:
Ok, so the basic premise is - you and your wife still have 1-3 concubines in the house, apparantly no more set rules or understandings of any kind, and all went to a strip joint where it is abundantly clear that the wife and the concubines (#1, #2, #3 or #50 it doesn't matter) basically got you laid with yet another potential concubine for the mix and you didn't tell the truth about yet another sex partner in an open sex relationship.

I feel like you are going backwards. I mean, I guess if you are slowly seeing your life disintegrate in front of you and the collection of evils an wrongs you have committed gathering into an unstoppable force that is going to collide with you when you least expect it, you might as well get laid as much as possible on the ride to the cliff's edge. Worse things you can do. Still.

Oh, and on the fox. The fox was the part of the story that tells a message to the reader that the main character doesn't understand right away. A little forshadowing. Foxes are omnivorous - alluding to your marital acts of consuming all manner of women during your marriage. They are known for their cunning. Something that any woman is known for as well. As we've all known from the start of your story, your downfall is going to come at the hands of a woman. It could be the wife, the nanny side piece or any one of the current or potentially new concubines in your life that you and the wife share. Male foxes can be known as dogs, something that you clearly define in your hero role in this story. Female foxes can be named vixens, something all the women - the stripper just being the current one - in your life are to you.

A group of foxes can be called an "earth." The earth in your story is the collection of women in your life, now and in the future. The whole planet - the planet of women who will sleep with Ron - are now keeping an eye on you and showing up at wierd times that you can't explain, even when you are just taking time for yourself. You were on a run - a time when most people clear their heads and focus on their own being. Yet in the middle of that - at the time when you should be able to realize the path you are on, a fox appears and scares the hell out of you. Because the whole earth of women to be bedded by Ron are going to be your downfall.

So, for my tl;dr - whatever god you pray to, name when things are going tough, or mystical creature that you think can control the planets just gave you a warning shot across the bow. There is a vixen that is going to entre your life and like a fox does to crops, likely destroy all you have built. It could have been the stripper. It could have been one of the women there with you. It could be someone yet to come. The universe just gave you a warning, and your response to it was to double up your ante on the gamble you are playing. At this point in any story, the hero usually comes to an understanding of the crossroads he faces. The chapters to follow will let us know what turn you took.
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:tebow: :goodposting: :tebow: :goodposting:

 
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Ron, next time instead of having sex with the stripper, try making love to her. Tell her she looks beautiful as you tenderly stroke her cheek. Kiss her, hold her, tell her she's special. How do you think these women get into this line of work in the first place? They're starved for love, usually starting with their dads. And what do we do? Treat them like jizz dumpsters. It's just sad is what it is. Give her your best lovin' and send her flowers the next day imo. Then the next time you come into the club, she'll remember you and give you a freebie.

 
Arizona Ron said:
AcerFC said:
Arizona Ron said:
Ned Ryerson said:
So Ron paid money to #### a hooker and his wife didn't care?

In context, this seems like a non-event.
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She isn't a hooker, she's a dancer. I paid to for a dance, not for sex.

Huge difference.
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big fan ron. But this does not make sense.
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Hookers charge for sex, which is illegal. Dancers charge for dances, which is legal. HTH.
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ELAINE: You are paying a woman to come to your house and sleep with you.

JERRY: No. I pay her to clean. The rest is--

ELAINE: What? A health plan?

JERRY: I was going to say, "Being a good host."

 
McGarnicle said:
Ron, next time instead of having sex with the stripper, try making love to her. Tell her she looks beautiful as you tenderly stroke her cheek. Kiss her, hold her, tell her she's special. How do you think these women get into this line of work in the first place? They're starved for love, usually starting with their dads. And what do we do? Treat them like jizz dumpsters. It's just sad is what it is. Give her your best lovin' and send her flowers the next day imo. Then the next time you come into the club, she'll remember you and give you a freebie.
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There is a reason she called him "daddy" imo

 
Every night I give my daughters a giant hug before bed so they know they don't have to give lapdances later in life. They can if they want to, but at least they won't do it to seek out male affection.

 
Yeah this is clearly a long term play by ice queen. She wants to build distrust between ron and the wife so that he moves out again. (This time, for good). Then the place becomes a 4 way lesbian sanctuary with ron footing the bill.

 
Yankee23Fan said:
Ok, so the basic premise is - you and your wife still have 1-3 concubines in the house, apparantly no more set rules or understandings of any kind, and all went to a strip joint where it is abundantly clear that the wife and the concubines (#1, #2, #3 or #50 it doesn't matter) basically got you laid with yet another potential concubine for the mix and you didn't tell the truth about yet another sex partner in an open sex relationship.

I feel like you are going backwards. I mean, I guess if you are slowly seeing your life disintegrate in front of you and the collection of evils an wrongs you have committed gathering into an unstoppable force that is going to collide with you when you least expect it, you might as well get laid as much as possible on the ride to the cliff's edge. Worse things you can do. Still.

Oh, and on the fox. The fox was the part of the story that tells a message to the reader that the main character doesn't understand right away. A little forshadowing. Foxes are omnivorous - alluding to your marital acts of consuming all manner of women during your marriage. They are known for their cunning. Something that any woman is known for as well. As we've all known from the start of your story, your downfall is going to come at the hands of a woman. It could be the wife, the nanny side piece or any one of the current or potentially new concubines in your life that you and the wife share. Male foxes can be known as dogs, something that you clearly define in your hero role in this story. Female foxes can be named vixens, something all the women - the stripper just being the current one - in your life are to you.

A group of foxes can be called an "earth." The earth in your story is the collection of women in your life, now and in the future. The whole planet - the planet of women who will sleep with Ron - are now keeping an eye on you and showing up at wierd times that you can't explain, even when you are just taking time for yourself. You were on a run - a time when most people clear their heads and focus on their own being. Yet in the middle of that - at the time when you should be able to realize the path you are on, a fox appears and scares the hell out of you. Because the whole earth of women to be bedded by Ron are going to be your downfall.

So, for my tl;dr - whatever god you pray to, name when things are going tough, or mystical creature that you think can control the planets just gave you a warning shot across the bow. There is a vixen that is going to entre your life and like a fox does to crops, likely destroy all you have built. It could have been the stripper. It could have been one of the women there with you. It could be someone yet to come. The universe just gave you a warning, and your response to it was to double up your ante on the gamble you are playing. At this point in any story, the hero usually comes to an understanding of the crossroads he faces. The chapters to follow will let us know what turn you took.
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SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER

 
fantasycurse42 said:
Meh... I mean I guess by AR's response to YF23 maybe something is about to unravel, but my take away was Ron used a condom, like a #####!
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If you are about to make love with someone for the first time and they pull out a condom, it is poor form to not put it on. A good girl like Chaos isn't going bare back straight out the gate.

 
Arizona Ron said:
sbonomo said:
Arizona Ron said:
Ned Ryerson said:
So Ron paid money to #### a hooker and his wife didn't care?

In context, this seems like a non-event.
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She isn't a hooker, she's a dancer. I paid to for a dance, not for sex.

Huge difference.
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mmm, going to have to disagree with you on this one. She becomes a hooker when she takes money for sex. Would you have paid 500 without the bj or sex?
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Have you ever been to a private room with bottle service? It's typically $300-$800 depending on location. No different then table service at a club or a cabana. You buy overpriced booz for VIP treatment.

:shrug:
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fair enough then....I have only bought the champagne which is roughly 200-300.
 
Yankee23Fan said:
Ok, so the basic premise is - you and your wife still have 1-3 concubines in the house, apparantly no more set rules or understandings of any kind, and all went to a strip joint where it is abundantly clear that the wife and the concubines (#1, #2, #3 or #50 it doesn't matter) basically got you laid with yet another potential concubine for the mix and you didn't tell the truth about yet another sex partner in an open sex relationship.

I feel like you are going backwards. I mean, I guess if you are slowly seeing your life disintegrate in front of you and the collection of evils an wrongs you have committed gathering into an unstoppable force that is going to collide with you when you least expect it, you might as well get laid as much as possible on the ride to the cliff's edge. Worse things you can do. Still.

Oh, and on the fox. The fox was the part of the story that tells a message to the reader that the main character doesn't understand right away. A little forshadowing. Foxes are omnivorous - alluding to your marital acts of consuming all manner of women during your marriage. They are known for their cunning. Something that any woman is known for as well. As we've all known from the start of your story, your downfall is going to come at the hands of a woman. It could be the wife, the nanny side piece or any one of the current or potentially new concubines in your life that you and the wife share. Male foxes can be known as dogs, something that you clearly define in your hero role in this story. Female foxes can be named vixens, something all the women - the stripper just being the current one - in your life are to you.

A group of foxes can be called an "earth." The earth in your story is the collection of women in your life, now and in the future. The whole planet - the planet of women who will sleep with Ron - are now keeping an eye on you and showing up at wierd times that you can't explain, even when you are just taking time for yourself. You were on a run - a time when most people clear their heads and focus on their own being. Yet in the middle of that - at the time when you should be able to realize the path you are on, a fox appears and scares the hell out of you. Because the whole earth of women to be bedded by Ron are going to be your downfall.

So, for my tl;dr - whatever god you pray to, name when things are going tough, or mystical creature that you think can control the planets just gave you a warning shot across the bow. There is a vixen that is going to entre your life and like a fox does to crops, likely destroy all you have built. It could have been the stripper. It could have been one of the women there with you. It could be someone yet to come. The universe just gave you a warning, and your response to it was to double up your ante on the gamble you are playing. At this point in any story, the hero usually comes to an understanding of the crossroads he faces. The chapters to follow will let us know what turn you took.
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All the makings of a modern day greek tragedy.

 
eoMMan said:
No discussion of price before hand? You just give her half a rack like nothing? What if she said $1,000?
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Good question. I get the no price talk before but what if she had said a rack or two after?

 
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