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Especially one who's pancakes are better than IHOP.. I'm calling double bull####!NO BREAKFAST CONNOISSEUR USES GOD-DAMN JUST-ADD-WATER-PANCAKES.
Especially one who's pancakes are better than IHOP.. I'm calling double bull####!NO BREAKFAST CONNOISSEUR USES GOD-DAMN JUST-ADD-WATER-PANCAKES.
I know, right!!!!Especially one who's pancakes are better than IHOP.. I'm calling double bull####!NO BREAKFAST CONNOISSEUR USES GOD-DAMN JUST-ADD-WATER-PANCAKES.
You need to turn the Ice Princess away next time for leaving unfinished business. She thinks she has all the control (which she does at this point) and that needs to change.
No, I never let her rattle my cage. It comes with the territory dealing with crazy women.I switched Chuckie to this dog food now (drops the bag of dog food), k gotta run oh and have fun jerking off (sinister laughter).
I don't know how you didn't go into a fit of rage.
She's totally in your head and she knows it.iHop uses canned fruit poured on top of the pancakes; I quarter fresh fruit and cook the fruit in the pancakes.Especially one who's pancakes are better than IHOP.. I'm calling double bull####!NO BREAKFAST CONNOISSEUR USES GOD-DAMN JUST-ADD-WATER-PANCAKES.
It's a good point but she's much easier and more predictable when she has control - whether actual or perceived.You need to turn the Ice Princess away next time for leaving unfinished business. She thinks she has all the control (which she does at this point) and that needs to change.
No self-respecting southerner uses instant grits!NO BREAKFAST CONNOISSEUR USES GOD-DAMN JUST-ADD-WATER-PANCAKES.
Extreme is acceptable by about 99% of your readers.It's a good point but she's much easier and more predictable when she has control - whether actual or perceived.You need to turn the Ice Princess away next time for leaving unfinished business. She thinks she has all the control (which she does at this point) and that needs to change.
It's easier for me to "manage" her this way. When she feels out of control, she goes to the extreme.
This thread isn't about what works for this thread, it's about me venting about life. I like the different perspectives but I'm not going to create a caustic situation for the sake of creating one.Extreme is acceptable by about 99% of your readers.It's a good point but she's much easier and more predictable when she has control - whether actual or perceived.You need to turn the Ice Princess away next time for leaving unfinished business. She thinks she has all the control (which she does at this point) and that needs to change.
It's easier for me to "manage" her this way. When she feels out of control, she goes to the extreme.
I'm calling it right now - Koya is officially old.iHop uses canned fruit poured on top of the pancakes; I quarter fresh fruit and cook the fruit in the pancakes.Especially one who's pancakes are better than IHOP.. I'm calling double bull####!NO BREAKFAST CONNOISSEUR USES GOD-DAMN JUST-ADD-WATER-PANCAKES.
It's a big difference. Add the fact the women can have a drink, get naked, lick ##### and pass out - my place wins every time.
So are you telling me that the laws of physics cease to exist in your kitchen?No self-respecting southerner uses instant grits!NO BREAKFAST CONNOISSEUR USES GOD-DAMN JUST-ADD-WATER-PANCAKES.
I thought I'd seen it all but that was the most emasculating thing I've ever read.[SIZE=medium][Friday][/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]It’s a week later, Friday. It’s about 10:00am, the girls are at work/school and the house is all nice and quiet. I finished a breakfast protein shake then sat on the couch with my laptop and iPhone 6+ swapping between checking email and making CC donations. I’m still wearing the gym shorts and a t-shirt I woke up in; I’m drinking an unflavored black coffee to slowly convince myself to get a few miles in for the day but still haven’t put on shoes, socks or my Under Armor gear as of yet. Al Jazzera in on TV in the background. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]I hear the front door security “peep peep” and walking in is the Ice Princess with “Chuckie” (her dog). Chuckie immediately runs up and jumps on me to greet me with a tongue lashing almost making me spill my coffee; he then runs around, upstairs – I hear him running through the halls and then downstairs seemly looking for everyone else. He finally settles down in the family room while making random checks at the sliding glass door leading to the backyard. I let him out back.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Ice Princess doesn’t even say hi (I’ve come to realize not using a greeting is her shtick). She’s wearing sweatpants, a tight t-shirt and flip flops. She goes into my kitchen, makes a bowl of cereal, kicks off her flip flops and sits on the floor while leaning up to my couch in my living (her favorite spot). [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]After munching for a while, she says while looking straight ahead at the TV, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Ice: “where is everyone?”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Me: “Wife is at work, Angie at class and daughter is in school”. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Ice: “And what are you doing? ‘working from home’, aka jerking off and doing nothing”.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Me:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium](a long pause)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Ice: “I saw you staring at my ##### at the club last week, you miss it don’t you”.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Me: (sarcastically), “Yes I do, it’s the most fantastic ##### I’ve ever seen in my life. I feel empty without it” (I chuckle a bit and go back to my email).[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium](another long pause, silence) [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Me: (sincere), “Seriously, we had a good time and you looked great. I liked your outfit”.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]She gets up and takes the bowl of cereal to the kitchen. Then comes back and asks me, “Which outfit did you like? The green one?”…then, She takes her sweatpants off (no panties), t-shirt off and says, “or this one?”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium](aside: I’ve done just about everything a man can with this chick yet I still look at her in amazement; I feel like a 12 year old looking at his first porno mag, when she’s naked)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Me: (fumbling for words)…”yes”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]She walks up to me while I’m sitting on the couch, pushes the laptop off of my lap with her foot and takes my phone tossing it to the edge of the couch. She then stands on the couch, one leg on each side of me so her vag is within an inch away from my face and says, “See, you’re staring at it again you creep”. I lean forward right into it while clutching her ### tightly; I have eating a lot of ##### in my day and this one…this one…is just….fantastic…[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]After a few moments, her dominate stands is starting to wane; I feel her leg muscles convulsing slightly then she quickly pushes my head away. She steps down and lays at the edge of the couch with one leg on the floor and the other up on the couch, both legs at a 45 degreeish angle and spread wide. I’m still wearing my sweat shorts and t-shirt so I confidently take off my shorts and lean into herfirst.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]She grabs the neckline of my t-shirt and the back of my head sending me back down to finish my plate. I am going to town, downtown – two fingers working and tongue slurping. She leans back more and more, then she grips her legs around my head, she shakes fast…the real slow…the says, “wait, wait” gently pushing me away. “Don’t’ touch me” (she says quietly as she organisms). She lays silently for a minute or two then pops up, goes to the bathroom. I’m still rock hard, not sure if I should just sit here with my #### out or put my shorts back on.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]She comes out, picks up her clothes and puts them on. I put on my shorts, still pitching a tent. She says, “oh I forgot something” and runs out the front door – I’m like. She comes back in with a bag of dog food, and says, “I switched Chuckie to this dog food now (drops the bag of dog food), k gotta run – oh and have fun jerking off (sinister laughter)”.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]I sit stunned for a sec, then open my phone simply out of habit; it opens directly to CoC, oh that Pekka I cooked for Zub is ready – all yours bud. I then go take a shower.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium][saturday][/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]It’s about 5:00am Saturday morning, I wake up to my phone ringing, it’s the Wife. I pick up the phone and hear a group of women yelling, “WE WANT PANCAKES!!!, WE WANT PANCAKES!!!, WE WANT PANCAKES!!!”. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Me: “STOP!!!, wtf is going on?”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Wife: “We were going to go to iHop but your pancakes are way better, are you up yet?”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Me: “I am now” (I usually wake up between 5:30 and 6:30 so it was fine). “How long until you get here?”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium](I hear my wife in the background yelling above the other two girls asking the Uber driver how long until they get home, 15 mins).[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Wife: “15 MINUTES!!!”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Me: “Okay, okay, got it”.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]I pull myself out of bed, I go check on my daughter’s room; I open her door and see the tent is up (on Friday nights, Angie and my daughter “camp out” in her room – they’re fast asleep in the tent).[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]I throw on shorts and a t-shirt and head downstairs – first order of business is coffee; I prep the Keurig and start brewing a coffee. I search around the fridge for fruit, I usually keep a fruit tray in the house and today is no different (I really just like the watermelon but I’m so self-conscious that I buy a fruit tray every time, the girls eat all the other fruit).[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]The girls burst in the front door, talking loudly and at the same time telling each other to “SHHHH” – drunk, obviously. It’s Ice Princess, Girl 1 and my Wife. They settle down then Ice Princess proclaims, “I’m making the pancakes”. Wife and Girl 1 at first say just let Ron make the pancakes but then they back down to Alpha Female – I say, “whatever, have at it” and took a seat on the couch. I tell them to go down to the basement so they don’t wake Daughter and Angie up, they do but Ice still says, “stay out of the kitchen, I’m making pancakes” – whatever.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]I go to the kitchen to get my coffee and to take out the pancake mix (it’s the just add water type) from the cabinet sitting right next to a box of instant mash potatoes. I spontaneously decide switch the bag of mash potatoes with the bag of pancake mix, went back to the couch to wait for this debacle while sipping coffee. Sure enough, 15 mins later, Ice is mixing instant mash potato mix and water while yelling out loud that this doesn’t look right; my Wife and Girl 1 convince her to let me make the pancakes. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]I walk into the kitchen while they’re all still there and say, “This smells like mash potatoes” – my Wife and Girl 1 burst into laughter – Ice Princess flips out yelling, “YOU ARE A F##### A##HOLE”. They all go back downstairs. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]I quarter some strawberries and bananas, mix them in a bowl with a little confectioners sugar and add them to the pancake mix. For Ice, she’s a chocolate freak so I cut up some Hersey’s kisses and made her chocolate pancakes; I take the pancakes downstairs – Ice is falling asleep but says, “I don’t want any of your ####### pancakes”. I set my Wife and Girl 1’s down; they remark the strawberries and bananas then Ice notices I made her chocolate pancakes. Ice pauses, perks up - I saw her look of disgust go to a look of excitement saying, “You made chocolate pancakes!!! Just for me?” She hops up, kisses me and says thank you.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]By 7:30, they finished eating and were all sleeping downstairs. Angie and my daughter were still sleeping upstairs. I went back to my couch and opened my phone.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Zub needs a Pekka, I gotcha bud. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium][Friday][/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]It’s a week later, Friday. It’s about 10:00am, the girls are at work/school and the house is all nice and quiet. I finished a breakfast protein shake then sat on the couch with my laptop and iPhone 6+ swapping between checking email and making CC donations. I’m still wearing the gym shorts and a t-shirt I woke up in; I’m drinking an unflavored black coffee to slowly convince myself to get a few miles in for the day but still haven’t put on shoes, socks or my Under Armor gear as of yet. Al Jazzera in on TV in the background. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]I hear the front door security “peep peep” and walking in is the Ice Princess with “Chuckie” (her dog). Chuckie immediately runs up and jumps on me to greet me with a tongue lashing almost making me spill my coffee; he then runs around, upstairs – I hear him running through the halls and then downstairs seemly looking for everyone else. He finally settles down in the family room while making random checks at the sliding glass door leading to the backyard. I let him out back.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Ice Princess doesn’t even say hi (I’ve come to realize not using a greeting is her shtick). She’s wearing sweatpants, a tight t-shirt and flip flops. She goes into my kitchen, makes a bowl of cereal, kicks off her flip flops and sits on the floor while leaning up to my couch in my living (her favorite spot). [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]After munching for a while, she says while looking straight ahead at the TV, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Ice: “where is everyone?”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Me: “Wife is at work, Angie at class and daughter is in school”. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Ice: “And what are you doing? ‘working from home’, aka jerking off and doing nothing”.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Me:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium](a long pause)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Ice: “I saw you staring at my ##### at the club last week, you miss it don’t you”.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Me: (sarcastically), “Yes I do, it’s the most fantastic ##### I’ve ever seen in my life. I feel empty without it” (I chuckle a bit and go back to my email).[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium](another long pause, silence) [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Me: (sincere), “Seriously, we had a good time and you looked great. I liked your outfit”.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]She gets up and takes the bowl of cereal to the kitchen. Then comes back and asks me, “Which outfit did you like? The green one?”…then, She takes her sweatpants off (no panties), t-shirt off and says, “or this one?”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium](aside: I’ve done just about everything a man can with this chick yet I still look at her in amazement; I feel like a 12 year old looking at his first porno mag, when she’s naked)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Me: (fumbling for words)…”yes”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]She walks up to me while I’m sitting on the couch, pushes the laptop off of my lap with her foot and takes my phone tossing it to the edge of the couch. She then stands on the couch, one leg on each side of me so her vag is within an inch away from my face and says, “See, you’re staring at it again you creep”. I lean forward right into it while clutching her ### tightly; I have eating a lot of ##### in my day and this one…this one…is just….fantastic…[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]After a few moments, her dominate stands is starting to wane; I feel her leg muscles convulsing slightly then she quickly pushes my head away. She steps down and lays at the edge of the couch with one leg on the floor and the other up on the couch, both legs at a 45 degreeish angle and spread wide. I’m still wearing my sweat shorts and t-shirt so I confidently take off my shorts and lean into herfirst.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]She grabs the neckline of my t-shirt and the back of my head sending me back down to finish my plate. I am going to town, downtown – two fingers working and tongue slurping. She leans back more and more, then she grips her legs around my head, she shakes fast…the real slow…the says, “wait, wait” gently pushing me away. “Don’t’ touch me” (she says quietly as she organisms). She lays silently for a minute or two then pops up, goes to the bathroom. I’m still rock hard, not sure if I should just sit here with my #### out or put my shorts back on.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]She comes out, picks up her clothes and puts them on. I put on my shorts, still pitching a tent. She says, “oh I forgot something” and runs out the front door – I’m like. She comes back in with a bag of dog food, and says, “I switched Chuckie to this dog food now (drops the bag of dog food), k gotta run – oh and have fun jerking off (sinister laughter)”.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]I sit stunned for a sec, then open my phone simply out of habit; it opens directly to CoC, oh that Pekka I cooked for Zub is ready – all yours bud. I then go take a shower.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium][saturday][/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]It’s about 5:00am Saturday morning, I wake up to my phone ringing, it’s the Wife. I pick up the phone and hear a group of women yelling, “WE WANT PANCAKES!!!, WE WANT PANCAKES!!!, WE WANT PANCAKES!!!”. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Me: “STOP!!!, wtf is going on?”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Wife: “We were going to go to iHop but your pancakes are way better, are you up yet?”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Me: “I am now” (I usually wake up between 5:30 and 6:30 so it was fine). “How long until you get here?”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium](I hear my wife in the background yelling above the other two girls asking the Uber driver how long until they get home, 15 mins).[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Wife: “15 MINUTES!!!”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Me: “Okay, okay, got it”.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]I pull myself out of bed, I go check on my daughter’s room; I open her door and see the tent is up (on Friday nights, Angie and my daughter “camp out” in her room – they’re fast asleep in the tent).[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]I throw on shorts and a t-shirt and head downstairs – first order of business is coffee; I prep the Keurig and start brewing a coffee. I search around the fridge for fruit, I usually keep a fruit tray in the house and today is no different (I really just like the watermelon but I’m so self-conscious that I buy a fruit tray every time, the girls eat all the other fruit).[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]The girls burst in the front door, talking loudly and at the same time telling each other to “SHHHH” – drunk, obviously. It’s Ice Princess, Girl 1 and my Wife. They settle down then Ice Princess proclaims, “I’m making the pancakes”. Wife and Girl 1 at first say just let Ron make the pancakes but then they back down to Alpha Female – I say, “whatever, have at it” and took a seat on the couch. I tell them to go down to the basement so they don’t wake Daughter and Angie up, they do but Ice still says, “stay out of the kitchen, I’m making pancakes” – whatever.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]I go to the kitchen to get my coffee and to take out the pancake mix (it’s the just add water type) from the cabinet sitting right next to a box of instant mash potatoes. I spontaneously decide switch the bag of mash potatoes with the bag of pancake mix, went back to the couch to wait for this debacle while sipping coffee. Sure enough, 15 mins later, Ice is mixing instant mash potato mix and water while yelling out loud that this doesn’t look right; my Wife and Girl 1 convince her to let me make the pancakes. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]I walk into the kitchen while they’re all still there and say, “This smells like mash potatoes” – my Wife and Girl 1 burst into laughter – Ice Princess flips out yelling, “YOU ARE A F##### A##HOLE”. They all go back downstairs. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]I quarter some strawberries and bananas, mix them in a bowl with a little confectioners sugar and add them to the pancake mix. For Ice, she’s a chocolate freak so I cut up some Hersey’s kisses and made her chocolate pancakes; I take the pancakes downstairs – Ice is falling asleep but says, “I don’t want any of your ####### pancakes”. I set my Wife and Girl 1’s down; they remark the strawberries and bananas then Ice notices I made her chocolate pancakes. Ice pauses, perks up - I saw her look of disgust go to a look of excitement saying, “You made chocolate pancakes!!! Just for me?” She hops up, kisses me and says thank you.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]By 7:30, they finished eating and were all sleeping downstairs. Angie and my daughter were still sleeping upstairs. I went back to my couch and opened my phone.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Zub needs a Pekka, I gotcha bud. [/SIZE]
Sounds like you have ####ty IHOPs. That's nothing like the ones around here.iHop uses canned fruit poured on top of the pancakes; I quarter fresh fruit and cook the fruit in the pancakes.Especially one who's pancakes are better than IHOP.. I'm calling double bull####!NO BREAKFAST CONNOISSEUR USES GOD-DAMN JUST-ADD-WATER-PANCAKES.
It's a big difference. Add the fact the women can have a drink, get naked, lick ##### and pass out - my place wins every time.
No ####### way you get this but stick instant mashed potatoes in your house. I'm out.iHop uses canned fruit poured on top of the pancakes; I quarter fresh fruit and cook the fruit in the pancakes.Especially one who's pancakes are better than IHOP.. I'm calling double bull####!NO BREAKFAST CONNOISSEUR USES GOD-DAMN JUST-ADD-WATER-PANCAKES.
It's a big difference. Add the fact the women can have a drink, get naked, lick ##### and pass out - my place wins every time.
You are, without question, the creepiest dude on this board. How many of your posts are about this subject?Damn dude why do you let that slut boss you around. Its really pathetic. I bet she just had a load in her before you ate the plate to completion.
In my experience, there is nothing a severe control freak secretly wants than for a guy to be over-the-top alpha with her. Try it.Arizona Ron said:It's a good point but she's much easier and more predictable when she has control - whether actual or perceived.You need to turn the Ice Princess away next time for leaving unfinished business. She thinks she has all the control (which she does at this point) and that needs to change.
It's easier for me to "manage" her this way. When she feels out of control, she goes to the extreme.
can we get a who's hottest going with angie ice princess and girl 1? not even sure who girl 1 is anymore
at not including the wife.can someone recap who Girl 1 is? this is like watching Game of Thrones
can someone recap who Girl 1 is? this is like watching Game of Thrones
This thread is 3 years+ old - what doesn't help is when I first met girls 1, 2 &3 I didn't think they mattered or would be around long hence the name 1,2 & 3. What's worse, throughout the years I've accidently confused the names "Girl 1" and "Girl 3".can someone recap who Girl 1 is? this is like watching Game of Thrones
its a shame he couldnt spackle themDry Walls![]()
very underrated post
and the only random was the champagne room gal....definately slipping :jealousoldguy:This thread is 3 years+ old - what doesn't help is when I first met girls 1, 2 &3 I didn't think they mattered or would be around long hence the name 1,2 & 3. What's worse, throughout the years I've accidently confused the names "Girl 1" and "Girl 3".can someone recap who Girl 1 is? this is like watching Game of Thrones
Girl 1 is a smart, tall (for a chick, maybe 5'9") level-headed chick that works a 9-5 office gig; her and my wife have been off and on for the past few years.
Girl 3 is the Ice Princess. Crazy, likes to wear short hair almost always a different color every time I see her. There is something insanely hot about her to me. I've always dug her look, google "Suicide Girls", people either love it or hate it.
Girl 2 has been out of the picture since I numbered her "Girl 2".
I think you misunderstood the question. It was "do you eat cereal?" Not "What is your entire morning routine?" YWIA

. A few times I had to be the old foggy and end the, "a few people over" turning into, "everyone get the #### out I have #### to do tomorrow" but w/e.Honestly, I think I have found it. Someone described me as a "thrill of the hunt" type of person, they may be right. Although, as we know, my thrill for hunting and my ability to hunt may not end at the same time...It's called codependency. And for God's sake, leave Wilford Brimley out of this. Poor man has been through enough.
Good luck, though. Hope you decide what you're looking for and find it.