Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (2 Viewers)

[McGarnicle]

It's called codependency. And for God's sake, leave Wilford Brimley out of this. Poor man has been through enough.

Good luck, though. Hope you decide what you're looking for and find it.

Honestly, I think I have found it. Someone described me as a "thrill of the hunt" type of person, they may be right. Although, as we know, my thrill for hunting and my ability to hunt may not end at the same time...

The lady across the street is 70. Her husband has dementia, and most afternoons she sticks him in front of the TV downstairs and I give it to her in the parlor, guest room, kitchen, even outside on a chaise lounge on nice days. She's dry as a bone down there but these lubes they have nowadays are amazing. I forget the point I was trying to make, sorry.

 

[Henry Ford]

It's called codependency. And for God's sake, leave Wilford Brimley out of this. Poor man has been through enough.

Good luck, though. Hope you decide what you're looking for and find it.

Honestly, I think I have found it. Someone described me as a "thrill of the hunt" type of person, they may be right. Although, as we know, my thrill for hunting and my ability to hunt may not end at the same time...

You sure that person said "hunt"?

 

[Arizona Ron]

It's called codependency. And for God's sake, leave Wilford Brimley out of this. Poor man has been through enough.

Good luck, though. Hope you decide what you're looking for and find it.

Honestly, I think I have found it. Someone described me as a "thrill of the hunt" type of person, they may be right. Although, as we know, my thrill for hunting and my ability to hunt may not end at the same time...

You sure that person said "hunt"?

Hard to tell with the transient accents in this area. Could have just been a drunk guy from Kentucky talking about his 'still of the month' club membership and I went with it. Who knows.

 

[Zow]

Good luck.

And seriously speak to a family law attorney in your jurisdiction and don't listen to others.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Good luck, Ron. I've always rooted for you*

*and claimed you as one of my "black friends"

 

[Arizona Ron]

Good luck.

And seriously speak to a family law attorney in your jurisdiction and don't listen to others.

Zow my man, be assured I'm in good hands GB.

 

[CurlyNight]

Good luck.

 

[sbonomo]

Good luck - hope it all works out for you.

 

[Rick James]

What about girls 2 and 3 tho

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

Hi Ron. Quick question.

What would you say the moisture level of the walls are in your new digs?

Would you consider them soaked?

 

[fantasycurse42]

I'll stay shtickless. It sounds like the marriage was doomed as you and yours might not have ever been on the same page or looking for the same things. Sounds like you're taking care of yourself and getting your #### in order. Even more importantly, it sounds like you're all over your daughter and doing everything you can to be a good dad.

PS - Make sure you update us with all of the stories of poon. Some of us sit on the couch bc of our kids and unhorny pregnant wives and masturbate until bed time, not me of course, speaking for a friend my friend is interested in hearing stories of tight Asians, make it happen.

 

[flapgreen]

So odd

 

[offdee]

More wardrobe details please.

 

[McGarnicle]

Ron even gets unlimited likes.

If Ron starts Christine Michael, he'll run for 150 and 3 TDs. He is the most interesting man in the world.

 

[dparker713]

Ron even gets unlimited likes.

If Ron starts Christine Michael, he'll run for 150 and 3 TDs. He is the most interesting man in the world.

True, but I'd much rather here stories than actually be Ron.

 

[tommyboy]

You should check out those Chinese health spas in town.

 

[McGarnicle]

Ron even gets unlimited likes.

If Ron starts Christine Michael, he'll run for 150 and 3 TDs. He is the most interesting man in the world.

True, but I'd much rather here stories than actually be Ron.

I'd wager you're one of the few in hear who feel that way.

 

[SFBayDuck]

Ron even gets unlimited likes.

If Ron starts Christine Michael, he'll run for 150 and 3 TDs. He is the most interesting man in the world.

True, but I'd much rather here stories than actually be Ron.

I'd wager you're one of the few in hear who feel that way.

I see what you did they're.

 

[IC FBGCav]

I would like to cornhole with you Ron, could be epic.

 

[VA703]

sounds as though Angie has evolved into the role as 'mom'. If you could go back and change your wife would you switch them out. I wonder if the outcome would be different?

 

[TheAristocrat]

Wish you and yours the very best, Ron.

 

[Arizona Ron]

sounds as though Angie has evolved into the role as 'mom'. If you could go back and change your wife would you switch them out. I wonder if the outcome would be different?

Very different considering Angie would have been 13 years old.

 

[Quez]

Did the wife work?

 

[Limp Ditka]

sounds as though Angie has evolved into the role as 'mom'. If you could go back and change your wife would you switch them out. I wonder if the outcome would be different?

Very different considering Angie would have been 13 years old.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Did the wife work?

Yes she does. She brings in about 1/4 of what I make but yes, she does work.

 

[[icon]]

Best wishes buddy... sounds like things are settling into place. Life has a funny way of becoming what it is whether you like it or not. Glad it seems like you're happy-ish with the outcome.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Sorry to hear about the split, but to the seemingly positive results.

 

[Godsbrother]

Good luck Ron. Hope all turns out well for you and your daughter.

 

[GOB]

Did the wife work?

Yes she does. She brings in about 1/4 of what I make but yes, she does work.

She brings in 250k?Noice.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Did the wife work?

Yes she does. She brings in about 1/4 of what I make but yes, she does work.

She brings in 250k?Noice.

:straightenstie:

:checkseyebrows:

 

[Slapdash]

Did the wife work?

Yes she does. She brings in about 1/4 of what I make but yes, she does work.

I always pictured her just lounging around having mimosas over lunch with friends and lesbian sex all afternoon. And I do mean always.

 

[thayman]

Good Luck, sounds like you are putting your daughter first and you are a good dad.

 

[cstu]

I've had several dates that we've met, hung out and went back to my place all on the metro instead of driving. I had one chick that hung out at new place a few times, send me a "Relationship Request" to update our status to 'dating' on Facebook (she's 25ish) - she said, "I just sent you this invite so other guys will stop hounding me". I laughed jokingly with her as I declined it (##### please). Another few, "Netflix and Chill" dates that turned into, well, Netflix and Chill .

You need to start speaking to black school kids about the benefits of being an educated black man.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Best of luck, I really hope the Dyke Patrol your wife hangs out with doesn't infect your house with a lot of hate towards you.

 

[Johnny Rock]

Has Angie been over to the new place?

 

[IC FBGCav]

Any condom tossing at the strip club?

 

[Arizona Ron]

Has Angie been over to the new place?

Yes, she actually took care of most of the decorating. It has a very "single guy, modern" feel.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Has Angie been over to the new place?

Yes, she actually took care of most of the decorating. It has a very "single guy, modern" feel.

When was the last time you and her

 

[(HULK)]

Have you been to the Crystal City Restaurant yet?

Don't let the name fool you, its a strip club.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Have you been to the Crystal City Restaurant yet?

Don't let the name fool you, its a strip club.

Been there, not a fan. I'll quote the famous poet, 2-Chainz: "It ain't a strip club if they ain't showing #####".

 

[(HULK)]

Have you been to the Crystal City Restaurant yet?

Don't let the name fool you, its a strip club.

Been there, not a fan. I'll quote the famous poet, 2-Chainz: "It ain't a strip club if they ain't showing #####".

I've never been. But from what I've been told, the Russian ones will do stuff in the private room. Just FYI.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Have you been to the Crystal City Restaurant yet?

Don't let the name fool you, its a strip club.

Been there, not a fan. I'll quote the famous poet, 2-Chainz: "It ain't a strip club if they ain't showing #####".

I've never been. But from what I've been told, the Russian ones will do stuff in the private room. Just FYI.

I don't doubt it.

 

[jon_mx]

Not a fan of Crystal City. Almost has the feeling you are the last person on earth who survived the bomb. Just completely dead on weekends. But there is a high number of professional women available who work there.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Not a fan of Crystal City. Almost has the feeling you are the last person on earth who survived the bomb. Just completely dead on weekends. But there is a high number of professional women available who work there.

I quickly figured out that MOST of the places close around 8pm and closed all together on the weekend. Late night is on the other side of the river. I started staying up later since I can walk to my office now. It's still weird for me to hang out in DC until 1am on a weekday, still get a great night's sleep and walk into my office around 9.

 

[EYLive]

sounds as though Angie has evolved into the role as 'mom'. If you could go back and change your wife would you switch them out. I wonder if the outcome would be different?

Very different considering Angie would have been 13 years old.

Too old :(

 

[Getinthemix]

Have you thought about starting a little Eskimo brothers program now that you are single?

 

[Arizona Ron]

I met a couple (man & woman) a few nights ago on 3nder (dating app) that invited me out for drinks. The woman was a brunette, early 30s, short hairstyle, 5'8"ish about 130lbs I'd guess (she's built like a woman's softball player - shoulders, etc.). The guy was her height; like exactly - I could have balanced a straw on their heads; I'm only 6'/6'1" depending on the shoes but he kinda felt like a little guy standing with me. The three of us planned to met at a bar in DC around 10, I didn't get there until almost midnight. I apologized for being late (I don't go to a DC bar before midnight) and ordered bottle of Cîroc and three Pellegrinos as a peace offering. His girlfriend/wife/whatever was cool and later started opening flirting with me. She complimented my loafers, black jeans, fitted button up maroon shirt and black leather jacket. This outfit is what comics would call a "hack" move; it's like a comic walking onto a stage and saying first, "don't all the ladies look good here tonight?" just to get an opening applause but it still works, w/e.

The girl bombarded me by telling me stories of where she's traveled (boring). We finally settle into comfortable conversation about politics, of all things, but it's about 2:30 almost last call. I asked if they needed a ride home since I wasn't nearly as tuned up as they were. The guy told me they lived in Burke and 'Ubered' there; Burke is solid 40mins from downtown at that time of night. I told them I have a condo just across the river in Arlington, we can keep the party going and/or you're welcome to crash there - up to you two. I can drive you home tomorrow or you can opt for an Uber - I just didn't want to chance driving all the way to Burke that late at night even though I wasn't drunk, I was just tired. As nice as I was being at the time, I know there was no way I would drive them home whether it was 3 am or 3 pm the next day.

They jumped at the opportunity but first confirming multiple times exactly where I lived; the guy actually pulled my building up online after I told him the address and said, "this, this is where you live?" "Yeah dude, that's me spot". Anyway, we get to my place - again, I'm renting it the owners want to sell it so the entire place still has the staged furniture.

We get to my place, they take selfies overlooking DC in the background. I pull out a bottle of Cîroc from the kitchen and us all drinks. The guy says, "throw on some music, I'm okay with rap or whatever", I paused uncomfortably and just put on a random Sirius alternative rock channel; that's my late night 3am go-to.

He "dared" her to get naked to "show off her new tattoo"; got naked and put my #### in her face - she want to town while he made random comments during. I went down on her until she convulsed on my face. I put a condom on a railed her until she came again then said, "I'm going to cum" he was off to the side silently most of the time then yelled cum on her, cum on her, so I did on her belly.

The dude jumped belly to belly with her; they kissed while smearing my seed on their stomachs.

I just went to sleep - they were gone in the morning.

 

[Slapdash]

 

[fantasycurse42]

 

[thayman]

Your stories are always good. I've never judged your lifestyle but I'm sorry Ciroc is not a good vodka.