Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)

[Arizona Ron]

Why dont you go to DC before midnight

DC bar scene starts with the happy hour work govies and govie contractors. I know a lot of them and avoid the area because I really don't want to talk shop or "network". By midnight, that crowd is long gone and it's mostly people looking to get turned up. Even if I do bump into someone I know, by that time of night no one is handing out business cards or asking if my company wants to buy HR software or some ####.

So why tell them you're going to meet them at 10 if you weren't going to be there until at least midnight? That just seems strange.

I didn't give it much thought. They offered to meet at 10 through the app and I just said sure I'll be there.

So you were two hours late on them and they didn't care?

They seemed fine. I messaged them through the app that day and said I would be running late once I realized I agreed to meet at 10 earlier.

This isn't a job interview, we're out at a club - time goes pretty fast at that time of night.

 

[McGarnicle]

Why dont you go to DC before midnight

DC bar scene starts with the happy hour work govies and govie contractors. I know a lot of them and avoid the area because I really don't want to talk shop or "network". By midnight, that crowd is long gone and it's mostly people looking to get turned up. Even if I do bump into someone I know, by that time of night no one is handing out business cards or asking if my company wants to buy HR software or some ####.

So why tell them you're going to meet them at 10 if you weren't going to be there until at least midnight? That just seems strange.

I didn't give it much thought. They offered to meet at 10 through the app and I just said sure I'll be there.

So you were two hours late on them and they didn't care?

They requested a black guy.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Does 3nder have FF looking for M?

I'm asking for a friend

 

[Zow]

Did they specifically advertise that they were looking for a black gentleman in their "dating" profile?

For some reason the "i don't go to DC before midnight" part cracked me up

No, just said they were into MMF. Oddly, specifically noted they were not interested in MFF.

Wait... and you responded, implying you are too?

Yes.

Is the implication for "MMF" that the two dudes just go at the girl and don't touch each other? I always thought that implied two bi dudes and one girl.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Did they specifically advertise that they were looking for a black gentleman in their "dating" profile?

For some reason the "i don't go to DC before midnight" part cracked me up

No, just said they were into MMF. Oddly, specifically noted they were not interested in MFF.

Wait... and you responded, implying you are too?

Yes.

Is the implication for "MMF" that the two dudes just go at the girl and don't touch each other? I always thought that implied two bi dudes and one girl.

It could imply that but it's not the norm. I've been in multiple parties with a bi or even flat out gay dude with other women there naked and ####ing. You simply let the guy(s) know you're not interested and that's the end of it. I've never seen a chick even slightly encourage it either; chicks typically want all the attention not watch two dude get down.

 

[Zow]

Did they specifically advertise that they were looking for a black gentleman in their "dating" profile?

For some reason the "i don't go to DC before midnight" part cracked me up

No, just said they were into MMF. Oddly, specifically noted they were not interested in MFF.

Wait... and you responded, implying you are too?

Yes.

Is the implication for "MMF" that the two dudes just go at the girl and don't touch each other? I always thought that implied two bi dudes and one girl.

It could imply that but it's not the norm. I've been in multiple parties with a bi or even flat out gay dude with other women there naked and ####ing. You simply let the guy(s) know you're not interested and that's the end of it. I've never seen a chick even slightly encourage it either; chicks typically want all the attention not watch two dude get down.

Thanks for the education.

 

[AcerFC]

Why was the guy so caught up in where you lived.

 

[cstu]

You're gross, Ron, but credit for leaving your house and keeping the sick stuff away from your daughter.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Why was the guy so caught up in where you lived.

They were impressed that I actually lived in Crystal City.

 

[Arizona Ron]

You're gross, Ron, but credit for leaving your house and keeping the sick stuff away from your daughter.

Thank you?

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I don't really get wanting to watch your woman get plowed by a random stranger but certainly there seems to be a subset of the population that is into it. However, jumping up and super gooing yourself to your lady after the fact is something I hadn't heard before.

 

[McGarnicle]

I don't really get wanting to watch your woman get plowed by a random stranger but certainly there seems to be a subset of the population that is into it. However, jumping up and super gooing yourself to your lady after the fact is something I hadn't heard before.

Yes that certainly is a new twist on an old classic, like adding a wedge of citrus fruit to beer.

 

[McGarnicle]

Ron in the future you need to keep a coconut cream pie on hand to throw in the guy's face when you finish railing his wife.

 

[(HULK)]

Why was the guy so caught up in where you lived.

They were impressed that I actually lived in Crystal City.

I'm going to a poker game at a residence in Crystal City tonight. See you there?

 

[Arizona Ron]

Why was the guy so caught up in where you lived.

They were impressed that I actually lived in Crystal City.

I'm going to a poker game at a residence in Crystal City tonight. See you there?

I'm staying at my house to hang out with my daughter since I'm off tomorrow.

 

[In The Zone]

Why was the guy so caught up in where you lived.

They were impressed that I actually lived in Crystal City.

I'm going to a poker game at a residence in Crystal City tonight. See you there?

I'm staying at my house to hang out with my daughter since I'm off tomorrow.

Don't let her go intothe spare bedroom. There's no telling what's in there.

 

[AAABatteries]

Wait - isn't Hulk the guy who would be ok with his wife getting railed by another guy? Instead of meeting up at poker why don't you two and Hulkwife cornhole and then cornhole.

 

[playin4beer]

Why was the guy so caught up in where you lived.

They were impressed that I actually lived in Crystal City.

I'm going to a poker game at a residence in Crystal City tonight. See you there?

I'm staying at my house to hang out with my daughter since I'm off tomorrow.

It's "off tomarrow"..

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

So...Did she go back?

 

[Arizona Ron]

So...Did she go back?

She's already texted me twice since.

 

[Zow]

So...Did she go back?

She's already texted me twice since.

Is that par for the course?* Do you think husband is aware?

*No offense intended here, but it seems like the modus operandi for this sort of encounter would be to find a random guy to "use" with the intention that neither husband or wife talks to him again.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

So...Did she go back?

She's already texted me twice since.

So it is true.

 

[pricklypete]

So...Did she go back?

She's already texted me twice since.

Well? We're Waiting

 

[Swing 51]

Good for you Ron but I hope you don't end up dead during one of these meet-ups.

 

[johnnycakes]

Good for you Ron but I hope you don't end up dead during one of these meet-ups.

If he does, it's most likely because they're playing around with autoerotic asphyxiation or something like that.

 

[(HULK)]

Wait - isn't Hulk the guy who would be ok with his wife getting railed by another guy? Instead of meeting up at poker why don't you two and Hulkwife cornhole and then cornhole.

I'm okay wife swapping (my wife, after much thought, isn't though :( )

I'm not okay with just passively watching and providing weirdo dvd commentary.

Eifle tower okay in my book, but I don't need company to nail my wife imo. Not sure what I get out of that.

I really need to find the eyes wide shut orgies imo

ETA: Wife down for 3some with hooker (female) in Vegas for her 40th birthday though. She's got another 18 months to chicken out...

 

[McGarnicle]

Funny, I was going to ask what happens if the wife comes back for more behind the husband's back. I'd bet that happens more often than not in these situations.

 

[(HULK)]

Funny, I was going to ask what happens if the wife comes back for more behind the husband's back. I'd bet that happens more often than not in these situations.

They know where Ron lives.

I can write Ron's next 3 updates about this myself if something happens to him imo. Plot outline already obvious.

 

[McGarnicle]

I wouldn't be too scared of a man who gets off watching another man bang his wife.

 

[Arizona Ron]

So...Did she go back?

She's already texted me twice since.

Well? We're Waiting

Nothing major first one was, "we had fun, nice to meet you", next one was "are you free this week?"

I said yes to the second one.

 

[AcerFC]

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?/topic/716622-swinging-ned-says-its-cuckold-papa-georgio-approves-this-thread/

 

[(HULK)]

I wouldn't be too scared of a man who gets off watching another man bang his wife.

I dunno. He might be having fantasies of boning his wife while wearing Ron's skin now.

 

[(HULK)]

So...Did she go back?

She's already texted me twice since.

Well? We're Waiting

Nothing major first one was, "we had fun, nice to meet you", next one was "are you free this week?"

I said yes to the second one.

Missed jigalo opportunity there.

"I'm available, but no longer free. Bring $300."

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

So...Did she go back?

She's already texted me twice since.

Well? We're Waiting

Nothing major first one was, "we had fun, nice to meet you", next one was "are you free this week?"

I said yes to the second one.

With or without her impotent husband?

 

[McGarnicle]

So Ron you might as well tell us, what are you packing down there, 11, 12 inches? Ever ####slap a woman and leave a black eye?

 

[IC FBGCav]

I bet they thought a hot dog was a sandwich.

 

[sbonomo]

 

[gianmarco]

at one point I pulled out and let her blow me some more with her ### pointed in his direction. Which was a waste because I had to put another condom on

I don't know why, but

 

[Arizona Ron]

So...Did she go back?

She's already texted me twice since.

Well? We're Waiting

Nothing major first one was, "we had fun, nice to meet you", next one was "are you free this week?"

I said yes to the second one.

With or without her impotent husband?

I'd be cool either way, the sex was good.

 

[Arizona Ron]

So Ron you might as well tell us, what are you packing down there, 11, 12 inches? Ever ####slap a woman and leave a black eye?

Neah, I'm an inch short of double digits. ETA: To the last question, no but I've had a few hold it and slap themselves with it.

 

[fantasycurse42]

So Ron you might as well tell us, what are you packing down there, 11, 12 inches? Ever ####slap a woman and leave a black eye?

Neah, I'm an inch short of double digits. ETA: To the last question, no but I've had a few hold it and slap themselves with it.

Girl 3 sounds like she'd do this when she unleashes herself.

 

[Henry Ford]

Why was the guy so caught up in where you lived.

Because he's racist.

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

I met a couple (man & woman) a few nights ago on 3nder (dating app) that invited me out for drinks. The woman was a brunette, early 30s, short hairstyle, 5'8"ish about 130lbs I'd guess (she's built like a woman's softball player - shoulders, etc.). The guy was her height; like exactly - I could have balanced a straw on their heads; I'm only 6'/6'1" depending on the shoes but he kinda felt like a little guy standing with me. The three of us planned to met at a bar in DC around 10, I didn't get there until almost midnight. I apologized for being late (I don't go to a DC bar before midnight) and ordered bottle of Cîroc and three Pellegrinos as a peace offering. His girlfriend/wife/whatever was cool and later started opening flirting with me. She complimented my loafers, black jeans, fitted button up maroon shirt and black leather jacket. This outfit is what comics would call a "hack" move; it's like a comic walking onto a stage and saying first, "don't all the ladies look good here tonight?" just to get an opening applause but it still works, w/e.

The girl bombarded me by telling me stories of where she's traveled (boring). We finally settle into comfortable conversation about politics, of all things, but it's about 2:30 almost last call. I asked if they needed a ride home since I wasn't nearly as tuned up as they were. The guy told me they lived in Burke and 'Ubered' there; Burke is solid 40mins from downtown at that time of night. I told them I have a condo just across the river in Arlington, we can keep the party going and/or you're welcome to crash there - up to you two. I can drive you home tomorrow or you can opt for an Uber - I just didn't want to chance driving all the way to Burke that late at night even though I wasn't drunk, I was just tired. As nice as I was being at the time, I know there was no way I would drive them home whether it was 3 am or 3 pm the next day.

They jumped at the opportunity but first confirming multiple times exactly where I lived; the guy actually pulled my building up online after I told him the address and said, "this, this is where you live?" "Yeah dude, that's me spot". Anyway, we get to my place - again, I'm renting it the owners want to sell it so the entire place still has the staged furniture.

We get to my place, they take selfies overlooking DC in the background. I pull out a bottle of Cîroc from the kitchen and us all drinks. The guy says, "throw on some music, I'm okay with rap or whatever", I paused uncomfortably and just put on a random Sirius alternative rock channel; that's my late night 3am go-to.

He "dared" her to get naked to "show off her new tattoo"; got naked and put my #### in her face - she want to town while he made random comments during. I went down on her until she convulsed on my face. I put a condom on a railed her until she came again then said, "I'm going to cum" he was off to the side silently most of the time then yelled cum on her, cum on her, so I did on her belly.

The dude jumped belly to belly with her; they kissed while smearing my seed on their stomachs.

I just went to sleep - they were gone in the morning.

You got F'd in the A. Didn't you?

 

[Angry Beavers]

I am sorry you are getting divorced. I am happy the stories are back.

 

[AAABatteries]

Ron, tell the truth, you'd let that dude put your crank in his mouth. Right?

 

[pollardsvision]

I wouldn't be too scared of a man who gets off watching another man bang his wife.

I've stumbled into r/hotwife and r/cuckold a few times on drunken reddit dives. It seems this sort of #### is called fairly common. Apparently, our buddy Ron is what they call a Bull.

 

[mr fancypants]

So Ron you might as well tell us, what are you packing down there, 11, 12 inches? Ever ####slap a woman and leave a black eye?

Neah, I'm an inch short of double digits. ETA: To the last question, no but I've had a few hold it and slap themselves with it.

So Ron's a certified "big" leaguer.

 

[Buckfast 1]

So Ron you might as well tell us, what are you packing down there, 11, 12 inches? Ever ####slap a woman and leave a black eye?

Neah, I'm an inch short of double digits. ETA: To the last question, no but I've had a few hold it and slap themselves with it.

Nice humble brag.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

So Ron you might as well tell us, what are you packing down there, 11, 12 inches? Ever ####slap a woman and leave a black eye?

Neah, I'm an inch short of double digits. ETA: To the last question, no but I've had a few hold it and slap themselves with it.

Nice humble brag.

Giver 9 inches and make it hurt! ####ed her 3 times then slap her???? Amirite!?

 

[Das Boot]

Did they specifically advertise that they were looking for a black gentleman in their "dating" profile?

For some reason the "i don't go to DC before midnight" part cracked me up

No, just said they were into MMF. Oddly, specifically noted they were not interested in MFF.

I didn't have you pegged as an MMF kinda guy.