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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Arizona Ron
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Probably not a lot of FFs out there looking for a M (outside of Ron's house that is)
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Quez
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I wonder what that other guy gets out of this. The "your gonna get it" comments make it seem like he is mentally twisted, and was like talking down to her. No doubt that Ron is "black", was more of a turn on for these freaks. Maybe their relationship consist of him verbally berating her? Some people get off on that crap.
Then he went belly to belly in another man's mess. That is just gey. So maybe the guy is just a closet homo. He will probably be licking it up in a month, then bjs, then all out gey.
I wonder if he had sex with her when you left?
Then he went belly to belly in another man's mess. That is just gey. So maybe the guy is just a closet homo. He will probably be licking it up in a month, then bjs, then all out gey.
I wonder if he had sex with her when you left?
VA703
Footballguy
xulf
Footballguy
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
I exchanged several texts with the chick last night:
Her: Ron u should meet my friend
Me: your friend? Tell me about this friend
Her: she's awesome, u will like her. Maybe the 4 of us can go out tomorrow?
Me: sure or we could all just hang at my place. Let's plan on it earlier though, gotta work Thurs. Happy hour at my place?
Her: omg that would be awesome.
Me: call when you're on the way so I can make sure you can get in the building and parking is cool.
Her: Ron u should meet my friend
Me: your friend? Tell me about this friend
Her: she's awesome, u will like her. Maybe the 4 of us can go out tomorrow?
Me: sure or we could all just hang at my place. Let's plan on it earlier though, gotta work Thurs. Happy hour at my place?
Her: omg that would be awesome.
Me: call when you're on the way so I can make sure you can get in the building and parking is cool.
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
Just called Angie and asked her to come over tonight to help out. She's good at organizing things when I have guests.
shadyridr
Footballguy
Damn I mean I'm gonna go apply at a pizzeria tonight
shadyridr
Footballguy
orgy time!
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
soothsayer
Footballguy
I thought that MMF means one thing while MFM means the other. Now I'm just confused.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Oh come on!
Next update, the new friend also has a friend and another friend? 5way? Plot twist, they're all cheerleaders for the Redskins?
McGarnicle
Footballguy
I would've asked her to leave the cuckold at home, but I'm guessing that might be a dealbreaker.
ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
How is she with Outlook?
Zow
Footballguy
Probably some way of de-humanizing and over sexualizing his wife. Maybe she likes to be treated like a a giant slut and, for whatever reason, he cares about her too much to treat her that way? Just spitballing here.
Zow
Footballguy
Doesn't Angie communicate with your wife?
If so, have you run this idea by your lawyer? Because it seems like a terrible one.
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
Zow
Footballguy
That's kind of what I was asking about before. If I were them, I would have expected you to be into guys as well.
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
MMF suggests the girl is the engine, one dude is in the middle, and the other dude is the caboose. Otherwise known as the Bob & Weave.
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
Mr Lawyer, AZ Ron here. I'm organizing a gang bang at my place tonight and want to have our Nanny, who I used to bang and who my wife once made cry by forcing her to deep throat me during another gang bang, come by as she is really good at organizing things when I have guests. Thoughts?
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Zow
Footballguy
When people split people get weird. They do vindictive, nasty things. They get super jealous. Those feelings turn into them taking extreme and rigid positions in court. They may even stretch the truth a bit. Accordingly, even though it may not be legally relevant what walls you soak, it's generally a much better process when the parties aren't incredibly angry with one another.
If you're confident this won't upset your wife in any way then go nuts. You know her better than anybody. But flaunting your newfound bachelorhood while involving one of her closest friends in Angie seems like a recipe for disaster to me.
... But do it because it'd make for a great story!
Zow
Footballguy
As an attorney who handles divorces, this is definitely an e-mail I'd love to receive.
cstu
Footballguy
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
It's so cool how the mods are unable to view this thread.
shadyridr
Footballguy
Zow
Footballguy
Well, it may not be that dire. In a no fault jurisdiction like mine so long as he's not doing this with his daughter present it is probably irrelevant and would look petty if brought up in court.
My main point is that it doesn't serve a person well to royally piss off a spouse who is a soon to be ex-spouse. This may cause that soon to be ex spouse to become intent on screwing that person over - which usually means advancing claims which she may not have otherwise to refusing to settle (and making the parties incur the additional costs of litigating) to even possibly fabricating evidence which could be relevant and damaging.
Henry Ford
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Arizona Ron
Footballguy
Today is a holiday, why do you not support our Vets?
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Quez
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Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
Quez
Footballguy
We are on a roll here. Epic update, followed by what could be another awesome story. We haven't had this much action in a while.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Son, we live in a world that has gang bangs, and those gang bangs have to be guarded by men with lesbian nannies. Who's gonna do it? You, shuke? You, GM? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Woz, and you curse the mods. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That bellysplooge, while tragic, probably prevented lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that gang bang, you need me on that gang bang. We use words like rail, cuckold, threesome. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent manhandling something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the sexual freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a condom, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.Arizona Ron said:
ThaPenguin
Footballguy
Like the human centipede?McGarnicle said:
Rick James
Footballguy
MMF just means that the guys are into doing stuff with each other.
MFM is two dudes nailing a broad but not making eye contact.
MFM is two dudes nailing a broad but not making eye contact.
TheAristocrat
Footballguy
Fantastic.
irish eyes
Footballguy
Bravo!Bravo! Hilarious
ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
And he has terrible grammar.Zow said:
(HULK)
(Smash)
It would be hilariously awkward to yell, "Starting contest!" in the middle of spit roasting a lady, wouldn't it?
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