Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)

[Arizona Ron]

He explains why he doesn't like going in before midnite. I didn't see anything about why he'd agree to meet before midnite but intentionally not show beforehand. If that's how it went down, its a pretty bush thing to do. That's why I was looking for some clarification.

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[VA703]

I met a couple (man & woman) a few nights ago on 3nder (dating app) that invited me out for drinks. The woman was a brunette, early 30s, short hairstyle, 5'8"ish about 130lbs I'd guess (she's built like a woman's softball player - shoulders, etc.). The guy was her height; like exactly - I could have balanced a straw on their heads; I'm only 6'/6'1" depending on the shoes but he kinda felt like a little guy standing with me. The three of us planned to met at a bar in DC around 10, I didn't get there until almost midnight. I apologized for being late (I don't go to a DC bar before midnight) and ordered bottle of Cîroc and three Pellegrinos as a peace offering. His girlfriend/wife/whatever was cool and later started opening flirting with me. She complimented my loafers, black jeans, fitted button up maroon shirt and black leather jacket. This outfit is what comics would call a "hack" move; it's like a comic walking onto a stage and saying first, "don't all the ladies look good here tonight?" just to get an opening applause but it still works, w/e.

The girl bombarded me by telling me stories of where she's traveled (boring). We finally settle into comfortable conversation about politics, of all things, but it's about 2:30 almost last call. I asked if they needed a ride home since I wasn't nearly as tuned up as they were. The guy told me they lived in Burke and 'Ubered' there; Burke is solid 40mins from downtown at that time of night. I told them I have a condo just across the river in Arlington, we can keep the party going and/or you're welcome to crash there - up to you two. I can drive you home tomorrow or you can opt for an Uber - I just didn't want to chance driving all the way to Burke that late at night even though I wasn't drunk, I was just tired. As nice as I was being at the time, I know there was no way I would drive them home whether it was 3 am or 3 pm the next day.

They jumped at the opportunity but first confirming multiple times exactly where I lived; the guy actually pulled my building up online after I told him the address and said, "this, this is where you live?" "Yeah dude, that's me spot". Anyway, we get to my place - again, I'm renting it the owners want to sell it so the entire place still has the staged furniture.

We get to my place, they take selfies overlooking DC in the background. I pull out a bottle of Cîroc from the kitchen and us all drinks. The guy says, "throw on some music, I'm okay with rap or whatever", I paused uncomfortably and just put on a random Sirius alternative rock channel; that's my late night 3am go-to.

He "dared" her to get naked to "show off her new tattoo"; got naked and put my #### in her face - she want to town while he made random comments during. I went down on her until she convulsed on my face. I put a condom on a railed her until she came again then said, "I'm going to cum" he was off to the side silently most of the time then yelled cum on her, cum on her, so I did on her belly.

The dude jumped belly to belly with her; they kissed while smearing my seed on their stomachs.

I just went to sleep - they were gone in the morning.

So you agreed to meet at 10 when you had no intention of showing up until after midnite?

keep reading, he covers this later

He explains why he doesn't like going in before midnite. I didn't see anything about why he'd agree to meet before midnite but intentionally not show beforehand. If that's how it went down, its a pretty bush thing to do. That's why I was looking for some clarification.

IIRC he agreed to meet at that time prior to the day of the meet. Then realizing he wouldn't be able to make it he notified the other party and made peace offerings with a bottle of ciroc and a jizzy slip and slide

 

[kentric]

He explains why he doesn't like going in before midnite. I didn't see anything about why he'd agree to meet before midnite but intentionally not show beforehand. If that's how it went down, its a pretty bush thing to do. That's why I was looking for some clarification.

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?/topic/671040-loaning-a-chick-money-11-12-15-latest-update/?p=18575043

Glad you did a standup.

 

[gianmarco]

This thread is like one of those DirecTV commercials:

When you loan a chick 3 racks, she gets involved with your family

When she gets involved with your family, you start having gangbangs with her, her friends and your wife

When you start having gangbangs with her, her friends, and your wife, your wife and you will want to divorce
When your wife and you will want to divorce, you'll start having gangbangs with strange men and women

When you start having gangbangs with strange men and women, crazy men end up wiping your load on their stomach and ****

Don't loan a chick 3 racks or you'll end up with some strange guy wiping your load on his ####.

 

[Arizona Ron]

This thread is like one of those DirecTV commercials:

When you loan a chick 3 racks, she gets involved with your family

When she gets involved with your family, you start having gangbangs with her, her friends and your wife

When you start having gangbangs with her, her friends, and your wife, your wife and you will want to divorce

When your wife and you will want to divorce, you'll start having gangbangs with strange men and women

When you start having gangbangs with strange men and women, crazy men end up wiping your load on their stomach and ****

Don't loan a chick 3 racks or you'll end up with some strange guy wiping your load on his ####.

 

[cstu]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

 

[kentric]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

I like it. We've got a new standby.

The JIZDEE scale.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

The watching thing doesnt bother me at all, I've done it so many times. Someone that want to just watch is kinda weird though. I'll say a 3 on the creep scale.

The smearing thing is an 8 though.

 

[Arizona Ron]

What I haven't decided is this: is it weirder for the guy to want that to happen or for the girl to actually assist?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

The watching thing doesnt bother me at all, I've done it so many times. Someone that want to just watch is kinda weird though. I'll say a 3 on the creep scale. The smearing thing is an 8 though.

WHAT THE #### IS A 10?!?!

 

[AAABatteries]

When you start having gangbangs with her, her friends, and your wife, your wife and you will want to divorce

Had nothing to do with it. /AR

 

[Rick James]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

The watching thing doesnt bother me at all, I've done it so many times. Someone that want to just watch is kinda weird though. I'll say a 3 on the creep scale. The smearing thing is an 8 though.

WHAT THE #### IS A 10?!?!

Same thing except the guy is wearing a button-up from TJ Maxx.

 

[AAABatteries]

Along those lines - maybe if the guy had outdressed Ron then Ron would have been down for MMF.

 

[AAABatteries]

Oh - and can we get a CAD drawing of the room layout and where this pervert was. I love your drawings.

 

[CowboysFromHell]

Along those lines - maybe if the guy had outdressed Ron then Ron would have been down for MMF.

Is that even possible?

 

[Henry Ford]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

The watching thing doesnt bother me at all, I've done it so many times. Someone that want to just watch is kinda weird though. I'll say a 3 on the creep scale.

The smearing thing is an 8 though.

Huh. I didn't know the creep scale only went to 7.

 

[Henry Ford]

What I haven't decided is this: is it weirder for the guy to want that to happen or for the girl to actually assist?

The wanting. Think of all the weird stuff you'd do just for the hell of it if someone you were married to asked you to. That's strange to do in a vacuum, but if the guy asked her to, it's not that weird - the asking is insane, however.

 

[shadyridr]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

The watching thing doesnt bother me at all, I've done it so many times. Someone that want to just watch is kinda weird though. I'll say a 3 on the creep scale. The smearing thing is an 8 though.

WHAT THE #### IS A 10?!?!

poop? Is poop worse than jizz?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

The watching thing doesnt bother me at all, I've done it so many times. Someone that want to just watch is kinda weird though. I'll say a 3 on the creep scale. The smearing thing is an 8 though.

WHAT THE #### IS A 10?!?!

poop? Is poop worse than jizz?

This is the one question that I hoped I would never have to answer.

That being said...yes, I think poop would be worse.

 

[Zow]

What I haven't decided is this: is it weirder for the guy to want that to happen or for the girl to actually assist?

The former. Sounds like, with the latter, you just have a kinky chick.

 

[Zow]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

The watching thing doesnt bother me at all, I've done it so many times. Someone that want to just watch is kinda weird though. I'll say a 3 on the creep scale.The smearing thing is an 8 though.

WHAT THE #### IS A 10?!?!

http://t9.funformobile.com/d/894/577/7nkitsypgj/26c9w2snst.jpg

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

The watching thing doesnt bother me at all, I've done it so many times. Someone that want to just watch is kinda weird though. I'll say a 3 on the creep scale.The smearing thing is an 8 though.

WHAT THE #### IS A 10?!?!

http://t9.funformobile.com/d/894/577/7nkitsypgj/26c9w2snst.jpg

Was that the Real World sketch?

 

[Zow]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

The watching thing doesnt bother me at all, I've done it so many times. Someone that want to just watch is kinda weird though. I'll say a 3 on the creep scale.The smearing thing is an 8 though.

WHAT THE #### IS A 10?!?!

http://t9.funformobile.com/d/894/577/7nkitsypgj/26c9w2snst.jpg

Was that the Real World sketch?

The "Mad Real World," yes.

 

[Dickies]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

The watching thing doesnt bother me at all, I've done it so many times. Someone that want to just watch is kinda weird though. I'll say a 3 on the creep scale.The smearing thing is an 8 though.

WHAT THE #### IS A 10?!?!

Licking himself after smearing it everywhere?

 

[McGarnicle]

Ron, please hook up with one or two normal chicks this weekend and tell us about it. This thread needs something to cleanse the palate.

 

[pollardsvision]

I can't imagine any non-criminal things that would be worse for someone's public image than being outed as a cuck.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

The watching thing doesnt bother me at all, I've done it so many times. Someone that want to just watch is kinda weird though. I'll say a 3 on the creep scale.The smearing thing is an 8 though.

WHAT THE #### IS A 10?!?!

Licking himself after smearing it everywhere?

Oh my god I'm gonna be sick.

 

[CowboysFromHell]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

The watching thing doesnt bother me at all, I've done it so many times. Someone that want to just watch is kinda weird though. I'll say a 3 on the creep scale.The smearing thing is an 8 though.

WHAT THE #### IS A 10?!?!

Licking himself after smearing it everywhere?

Oh my god I'm gonna be sick.

Quick, get a bag and save it for Michael.

 

[phatdawg]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

The watching thing doesnt bother me at all, I've done it so many times. Someone that want to just watch is kinda weird though. I'll say a 3 on the creep scale.The smearing thing is an 8 though.

WHAT THE #### IS A 10?!?!

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

The watching thing doesnt bother me at all, I've done it so many times. Someone that want to just watch is kinda weird though. I'll say a 3 on the creep scale.The smearing thing is an 8 though.

WHAT THE #### IS A 10?!?!

Licking himself after smearing it everywhere?

Oh my god I'm gonna be sick.

Quick, get a bag and save it for Michael.

You sick ####s.

 

[Quez]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

The watching thing doesnt bother me at all, I've done it so many times. Someone that want to just watch is kinda weird though. I'll say a 3 on the creep scale. The smearing thing is an 8 though.

WHAT THE #### IS A 10?!?!

poop? Is poop worse than jizz?

NOW THATS HARDCORE!!!!

 

[bushdocda]

I think showing up late when the others are all tuned up is a great lesson for those of you looking to emulate this move.

 

[Quez]

So what exactly did all those freaks do for a living? I just have to know what kind of job these people have. I can't picture anyone in my professional life into orgies.

 

[Quez]

I think showing up late when the others are all tuned up is a great lesson for those of you looking to emulate this move.

Just in time for the money shot!

 

[McGarnicle]

So what exactly did all those freaks do for a living? I just have to know what kind of job these people have. I can't picture anyone in my professional life into orgies.

You'd be surprised.

 

[Christo]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

The watching thing doesnt bother me at all, I've done it so many times. Someone that want to just watch is kinda weird though. I'll say a 3 on the creep scale.The smearing thing is an 8 though.

WHAT THE #### IS A 10?!?!

poop? Is poop worse than jizz?

This is the one question that I hoped I would never have to answer.

That being said...yes, I think poop would be worse.

Ya think?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

The watching thing doesnt bother me at all, I've done it so many times. Someone that want to just watch is kinda weird though. I'll say a 3 on the creep scale.The smearing thing is an 8 though.

WHAT THE #### IS A 10?!?!

poop? Is poop worse than jizz?

This is the one question that I hoped I would never have to answer.That being said...yes, I think poop would be worse.

Ya think?

Yeah. I think.

 

[Peyton Marino]

Michael and I are dressed similar in pants, shoes and button up shirts (his blue, mine white and much better quality).

this is the good stuff

 

[Arizona Ron]

So what exactly did all those freaks do for a living? I just have to know what kind of job these people have. I can't picture anyone in my professional life into orgies.

You'd be surprised.

Yeah, think about it like this: I did blow back in high school and college (we didn't have doctors handing out adderall like it's candy back then). I knew at least a hundred people that did blow, even after college. Then I stopped a few years after college and eventually my circle of blow friends went away. Today I couldn't count enough people on one hand who I would call if I wanted it but I know it's out there.

Same here, that circle, like most is maintained by itself. You slowly network with more people into the same ####. I've been at swinger/sex parties with public figures - you just don't know until you know. I find myself at the same places they go, the same parties they go to and we know the same people even when I first meet someone.

 

[bakes]

Ron - where do you rank these on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness:

- having some (probably gay) dude get his jollies off watching you bang his wife

- having some dude rub himself all over your fresh jizz

The watching thing doesnt bother me at all, I've done it so many times. Someone that want to just watch is kinda weird though. I'll say a 3 on the creep scale. The smearing thing is an 8 though.

WHAT THE #### IS A 10?!?!

poop? Is poop worse than jizz?

Ask him:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/Rick_Santorum_by_Gage_Skidmore_2.jpg

 

[eoMMan]

So what exactly did all those freaks do for a living? I just have to know what kind of job these people have. I can't picture anyone in my professional life into orgies.

You'd be surprised.

Yeah, think about it like this: I did blow back in high school and college (we didn't have doctors handing out adderall like it's candy back then). I knew at least a hundred people that did blow, even after college. Then I stopped a few years after college and eventually my circle of blow friends went away. Today I couldn't count enough people on one hand who I was call if I wanted it but I know it's out there.

Same here, that circle, like most is maintained by itself. You slowly network with more people into the same ####. I've been at swinger/sex parties with public figures - you just don't know until you know. I find myself at the same places they go, the same parties they go to and we know the same people even when I first meet someone.

Kind of like True Detective?

 

[Arizona Ron]

I've been exchanging texts with Barbra while making the last post, hence the grammar edits. I still have a question out to her, let me get an answer and I'll post the conversation.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

So, it was a snowball that turned into a handy. What's the proper term for this move? Snow mitten?

Melted Ice Cream Cone.

 

[TheAristocrat]

So, it was a snowball that turned into a handy. What's the proper term for this move? Snow mitten?

Melted Ice Cream Cone.

God freaking damn it

 

[McGarnicle]

So glad this thread is back.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Barb: Hey Ron wanted to say thx for being an awesome host Tues.

Me: No problem, thanks for introducing me to Stacy. We had fun.

Barb: Told u would like her

about 15 mins goes by

Barb: what are you doin this weekend?

Me: nothing special

Barb: want 2 hang out?

Me: I don't know Michael doesn't seem like the social type; are you two like married or something?

about a 30 min pause and I get a wall of text:

Barb: Michael and I have been friends since college, he's quiet but a great guy. We've been roommates since and even bought a house together. I've always taken care of him being shy and all.

Me: so is gay? I'm cool with that but I just don't want to give him the wrong idea. I'm not into guys.

another pause

Barb: he's never had sex like ever I've tried everything he just doesn't want to have sex he doesn't talk about it much either just likes to watch.

Me: well why did you do that?

Barb: do what? you mean bring Stacy?

Me: seriously?

Barb: oh

Barb: well he talks about things so I try things to see if he'll get involved but he nvr does.

Me: I'm not sure I could hang out try different things to get him involved. Maybe he should see a doctor or a shrink

Barb: u are such an ###hole.

Me: k

 

[Stinger Ray]

Barb: Hey Ron wanted to say thx for being an awesome host Tues.

Me: No problem, thanks for introducing me to Stacy. We had fun.

Barb: Told u would like her

about 15 mins goes by

Barb: what are you doin this weekend?

Me: nothing special

Barb: want 2 hang out?

Me: I don't know Michael doesn't seem like the social type; are you two like married or something?

about a 30 min pause and I get a wall of text:

Barb: Michael and I have been friends since college, he's quiet but a great guy. We've been roommates since and even bought a house together. I've always taken care of him being shy and all.

Me: so is gay? I'm cool with that but I just don't want to give him the wrong idea. I'm not into guys.

another pause

Barb: he's never had sex like ever I've tried everything he just doesn't want to have sex he doesn't talk about it much either just likes to watch.

Me: well why did you do that?

Barb: do what? you mean bring Stacy?

Me: seriously?

Barb: oh

Barb: well he talks about things so I try things to see if he'll get involved but he nvr does.

Me: I'm not sure I could hang out try different things to get him involved. Maybe he should see a doctor or a shrink

Barb: u are such an ###hole.

Me: k

Barb and that guy are ducked up. And bull crap they don't talk about it. Those two talk all the time based on what you've posted.

 

[shadyridr]

Stay far away from that guy seriously. He's either a pedophile or a serial killer

 

[AAABatteries]

So, it was a snowball that turned into a handy. What's the proper term for this move? Snow mitten?

Melted Ice Cream Cone.

God freaking damn it

 

[Christo]

Stay far away from that guy seriously. He's either a pedophile or a serial killer

People can be messed up without being pedophiles or serial killers.

What about getting an adult black dude's load smeared all over his junk by a woman he's friends with leads you to believe he likes to have sex with children or kills people?