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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (2 Viewers)

so do all four of you have the herp? You mentioned stacey does but did the other two as well? Do you specifically look for people with the herp?
We all talked about it before, wasn't an issue. It's been a deal breaker more than once though.
I'm no herpes expert, but aren't there different strains?

Right now you have what we'll call "awesome herpes". You have no symptoms and you've never had them.

What if these people have what we'll call "awful herpes"? The kind where they have breakouts all of the time, they've covered in sores and just continuously oozing into their panties.

Does your awesome herpes give you immunity to awful herpes? Or can you get both? If its the latter, you probably need to keep a bowl of condoms on your coffee table, next to the splooge cactus.
There are 2 strains, simplex 1 and simplex 2. Simplex 1 is essentially above the waist, simplex 2 is below. The virus doesn't determine whether you get sores or not, it's simply how your body reacts. Some people have it and never show symptoms, but it would show up on a blood test (I suspect this is the case with Mrs. Ron). Some people get outbreaks all the time, tho they usually lessen in frequency and severity over time.

:grad:

 
I think Ron should buy an elephant statue and use this top dog's bosses schtick next get together.

The boss is an older guy who is the Director of IT even though he doesn't understand technology. He has an elephant on his desk that he points to when "no one is addressing the elephant in the room".
 
So 3nder matched me to 3 other couples.

1.) is two girl couple but they look late 30s and butchy. Both white

2.) is guy/girl, they look mid-late 20s. The girl looks wild, colored hair, lots of tattoos; the guy looks gay but all 20s year old guys look gay to me when they're in skinny jeans, nice hair, smiling and stupid shirt (he's wearing a Tide shirt).

3.) is guy/girl, the woman looks early 30s, nicely dress, big sunglasses, hard to see the face. Guy looks like 50 but in great shape.

Not sure if I'm going down this road again.

ETA: added some details

 
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I still can not believe there is an app for this

Lets assume for a second that I wanted to watch people have sex without being involved. Is there an app for that

Or lets say you want to find swinger orgys. Is there an app for that

I feel like Nic Cage felt in 8mm when he realizes there is an entire underworld that he knew nothing about

 
I still can not believe there is an app for this

Lets assume for a second that I wanted to watch people have sex without being involved. Is there an app for that

Or lets say you want to find swinger orgys. Is there an app for that

I feel like Nic Cage felt in 8mm when he realizes there is an entire underworld that he knew nothing about
Yes to both.

:oldunsure:
What are the names of these apps. Asking for a friend :unsure:

 
I still can not believe there is an app for this

Lets assume for a second that I wanted to watch people have sex without being involved. Is there an app for that

Or lets say you want to find swinger orgys. Is there an app for that

I feel like Nic Cage felt in 8mm when he realizes there is an entire underworld that he knew nothing about
Yes to both.

:oldunsure:
What are the names of these apps. Asking for a friend :unsure:
SLS is the name of the app.

 
#1 is gonna lead to you getting pegged. I guess you go #2 since they are younger. Maybe she has a younger friend.

Did they put MFM or MMF?

 
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#1 is gonna lead to you getting pegged. I guess you go #2 since they are younger. Maybe she has a younger friend.

Did they put MFM or MMF?
Doesn't work that way, you select "Looking for" and here are the options:

Female

Male

Male + Female couple

Male + Male couple

Female + Female couple

TS/TG/TV

You select the ones you're into and it matches you with other people.

 
can we get back to barbra and michael for a sec....

at some point, one of them had to have not only thought of the current snowball method... but then figured out how to ask it from the other. I want to know more about that conversation. any chance of getting that via text, Ron?

 
can we get back to barbra and michael for a sec....

at some point, one of them had to have not only thought of the current snowball method... but then figured out how to ask it from the other. I want to know more about that conversation. any chance of getting that via text, Ron?
I've run this scenario in my head over and over. I kinda want to know, like trying to reason with a crazy person. Part of me believes they've already done the snowball thing (I mean why not?). I wonder if it was a, "you know what would be awesome" and that was the first time or if that's his thing hence needing to constantly find a new partner.

:shrug:

 
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can we get back to barbra and michael for a sec....

at some point, one of them had to have not only thought of the current snowball method... but then figured out how to ask it from the other. I want to know more about that conversation. any chance of getting that via text, Ron?
I've run this scenario in my head over and over. I kinda want to know, like trying to reason with a crazy person. Part of me believes they've already done the snowball thing (I mean why not?). I wonder if it was a, "you know what would be awesome" and that was the first time or if that's his thing hence needing to constantly find a new partner.

:shrug:
what I really like- about that response and about your work in this thread in general... no matter what you're writing- it all makes perfect sense. I couldn't get the words to mind, let alone page, that would find a single scenario that got Michael and Babs to their current state.

 
I still can not believe there is an app for this

Lets assume for a second that I wanted to watch people have sex without being involved. Is there an app for that

Or lets say you want to find swinger orgys. Is there an app for that

I feel like Nic Cage felt in 8mm when he realizes there is an entire underworld that he knew nothing about
Yes to both.

:oldunsure:
What are the names of these apps. Asking for a friend :unsure:
SLS is the name of the app.
My friend says there are a number of SLS apps and none of them appear to lead to a 3way

 
I still think Barb is going to want a little Ron action without Michael.
Absolutely. Maybe she will take a jizz doggie bag back for Michael.
:lmao: :lmao: :cry: :lmao: :lmao: Seriously dying here. People in the office looking at me weird.
How long does that stuff keep? Wouldn't think it has much of a bag life, so to speak.
I would imagine that Michael will be sitting in the car waiting for the goods.

 
can we get back to barbra and michael for a sec....

at some point, one of them had to have not only thought of the current snowball method... but then figured out how to ask it from the other. I want to know more about that conversation. any chance of getting that via text, Ron?
This Michael dude seems a bit off, but, for most of us, if there some weird thing you want to do, all you do is just flat-out ask. It's not that difficult.
not something I'd think to ask of a platonic friend... but I guess I just haven't flat-out asked yet.

 
I still can not believe there is an app for this

Lets assume for a second that I wanted to watch people have sex without being involved. Is there an app for that

Or lets say you want to find swinger orgys. Is there an app for that

I feel like Nic Cage felt in 8mm when he realizes there is an entire underworld that he knew nothing about
Yes to both.

:oldunsure:
What are the names of these apps. Asking for a friend :unsure:
SLS is the name of the app.
My friend says there are a number of SLS apps and none of them appear to lead to a 3way
I'm guessing a lot of this has to do with location. Obviously you're better off using this app in progressive large city.

 
I still think Barb is going to want a little Ron action without Michael.
I bet if it happens, it's done with Michael's full knowledge. She gets as much out of treating him the way she does as he does.
If she goes back and he drops a load in her, I bet she leaves his place walking like she has to take a piss - i.e., keeping the hooch tight so all of Ron's love juices stay inside. Late night delivery for good ol' Mikey.

 
I still think Barb is going to want a little Ron action without Michael.
I bet if it happens, it's done with Michael's full knowledge. She gets as much out of treating him the way she does as he does.
If she goes back and he drops a load in her, I bet she leaves his place walking like she has to take a piss - i.e., keeping the hooch tight so all of Ron's love juices stay inside. Late night delivery for good ol' Mikey.
I'd have no problem with this.

 
I still think Barb is going to want a little Ron action without Michael.
I bet if it happens, it's done with Michael's full knowledge. She gets as much out of treating him the way she does as he does.
If she goes back and he drops a load in her, I bet she leaves his place walking like she has to take a piss - i.e., keeping the hooch tight so all of Ron's love juices stay inside. Late night delivery for good ol' Mikey.
I'd have no problem with this.
Not like you'd know anyway, right? Although the piss walk would be a bit of a giveaway.lol

 
I still think Barb is going to want a little Ron action without Michael.
I bet if it happens, it's done with Michael's full knowledge. She gets as much out of treating him the way she does as he does.
If she goes back and he drops a load in her, I bet she leaves his place walking like she has to take a piss - i.e., keeping the hooch tight so all of Ron's love juices stay inside. Late night delivery for good ol' Mikey.
I'd have no problem with this.
You should change the title of the thread to "Loaning a cuck man-goo."

Angie has more than repaid her debt at this point.

 
Wow. I live a boring life. I couldn't even imagine most of these scenarios, much less live them. Sure is fun to read though.

Seriously though Ron, given the original point of this thread, where does loaning Angie money rank in your All-time best investments, it's got to be up there right?

 
Wow. I live a boring life. I couldn't even imagine most of these scenarios, much less live them. Sure is fun to read though.

Seriously though Ron, given the original point of this thread, where does loaning Angie money rank in your All-time best investments, it's got to be up there right?
I think it's more about the investment we've both made in being apart of each other's lives. It's not easy doing what she does but she's very well compensated and tells me all the time she has no idea where she would be if we didn't meet.

 
Wow. I live a boring life. I couldn't even imagine most of these scenarios, much less live them. Sure is fun to read though.

Seriously though Ron, given the original point of this thread, where does loaning Angie money rank in your All-time best investments, it's got to be up there right?
I think it's more about the investment we've both made in being apart of each other's lives. It's not easy doing what she does but she's very well compensated and tells me all the time she has no idea where she would be if we didn't meet.
I certainly get that, but everyone knows it's damn near impossible to find an incredible nanny just by itself. You found one that sounds great for your daughter and seems to be loved by your daughter. Then add that she's sexy and likes to play. That's a huge win there. I'm sure she considers it a win as well, but it's still amazing considering how the whole thing started.

 
I still think Barb is going to want a little Ron action without Michael.
Absolutely. Maybe she will take a jizz doggie bag back for Michael.
Wouldn't that just be a used condom :yucky:
I just assumed she was going to try to take it back to Michael stored in her pooper,though, of course, that would be tricky. She sent it out with the one end for Michael's icicle. Maybe she sends it out with the other end for the doggy bag :shrug:

Phatdawg coined the term, so I guess we'll need to defer to his definition.

 
Arizona Ron said:
So 3nder matched me to 3 other couples.

1.) is two girl couple but they look late 30s and butchy. Both white

2.) is guy/girl, they look mid-late 20s. The girl looks wild, colored hair, lots of tattoos; the guy looks gay but all 20s year old guys look gay to me when they're in skinny jeans, nice hair, smiling and stupid shirt (he's wearing a Tide shirt).

3.) is guy/girl, the woman looks early 30s, nicely dress, big sunglasses, hard to see the face. Guy looks like 50 but in great shape.

Not sure if I'm going down this road again.

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Can we vote?

 
Arizona Ron said:
El Floppo said:
can we get back to barbra and michael for a sec....

at some point, one of them had to have not only thought of the current snowball method... but then figured out how to ask it from the other. I want to know more about that conversation. any chance of getting that via text, Ron?
I've run this scenario in my head over and over. I kinda want to know, like trying to reason with a crazy person. Part of me believes they've already done the snowball thing (I mean why not?). I wonder if it was a, "you know what would be awesome" and that was the first time or if that's his thing hence needing to constantly find a new partner.

:shrug:
Also... Its kind of like you just busted on that guy. In a way...

I mean I feel like she should have at least asked you first. What if next time its mouth to mouth

 
Possibly murdered during a 3-some with lesbians or by a jealous/crazy guy who rubs your man juice on his junk - Greatest FFA retirement ever?

 

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