Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (4 Viewers)

[offdee]

Why can't you just straight up say "I'm interested in hanging out with you and your friend but not interested in anymore Michael. Up to you"

 

[Henry Ford]

10-1 Michael finally realizes what he really wants to do sexually is tongue-punch a fart box when he sees it happen.

 

[Ned]

And ask them what they prefer you eat the day before.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Expand your base, go with one of the new options. I'd lean the wild girl with the tats as I would think the large sunglasses are hiding crows feet.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Why can't you just straight up say "I'm interested in hanging out with you and your friend but not interested in anymore Michael. Up to you"

I don't think I'll do that via text. I still haven't figured out this whole dynamic; I'll try to pull her aside or something but not via text. Her texts are hard enough for me to understand at times but she's surprising more articulate in person.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

And ask them what they prefer you eat the day before.

 

[Quez]

Expand your base, go with one of the new options.

I agree. Don't get too settled in with the same 3sum couples. It's a big world out there.

 

[Quez]

I'd lean the wild girl with the tats as I would think the large sunglasses are hiding crows feet.

Maybe they are just trying not to have their mugs all up on the internet. Besides, the dude works out, so they obviously give a f about their physical appearance, and would undoubtedly be botoxing.

 

[DocHolliday]

Since option 3 is on the table, I would go in that direction. When you do not have good options on the table, you can go out and try to find new broads.

And, by meeting another couple, you can see if they are worth adding to the party list for your Xmas orgy.

 

[offdee]

Why can't you just straight up say "I'm interested in hanging out with you and your friend but not interested in anymore Michael. Up to you"

I don't think I'll do that via text. I still haven't figured out this whole dynamic; I'll try to pull her aside or something but not via text. Her texts are hard enough for me to understand at times but she's surprising more articulate in person.

Interesting. In my opinion, text is the perfect way to address this...just as I wrote be direct and completely clear about it. There should be no confusion about it and you won't have to deal with another Michael sighting. If she replies offended or whatever then you know where things stand. Cut and dry to me.

 

[phatdawg]

I vote something new, as well.

Michael will always be there when you are ready to settle down with his hags.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I have a few options on the table for hanging out this weekend.

1.) Barbra wants the four us (Stacy, Michael, Barb and Me) to "hang out"; nothing specific discussed, just a text seeing I'll be around this weekend. I said my week is crazy with work and I'll know later in the week.

2.) The two lesbo chicks want to hang out again from last week.

3.) Is the couple I was connected with on the 3nder app last Friday (never met in person), guy/girl, they look mid-late 20s. The girl looks wild, colored hair, lots of tattoos; the guy looks gay but all 20s year old guys look gay to me when they're in skinny jeans, nice hair, smiling and stupid shirt (he's wearing a Tide shirt in one photo).



4.) is guy/girl, the woman looks early 30s, nicely dressed, big sunglasses, hard to see the face. Guy looks like 50 but in great shape.



5.) The going out option open is always on the table with several chicks (Angie, Ice Princess, Druggie chick and her fat friend, another chick I recently started banging - nothing special)



6. Try to meet someone new randomly at a club and see where that goes.



7. Stay home and let ISIS win.



I'm open to advice/suggestions.

I think you should invite them all over for a party.

Why the #### didn't I think of this???

Amateur.

You'd need more Triscuits, I can tell you that.

 

[phatdawg]

I have a few options on the table for hanging out this weekend.

1.) Barbra wants the four us (Stacy, Michael, Barb and Me) to "hang out"; nothing specific discussed, just a text seeing I'll be around this weekend. I said my week is crazy with work and I'll know later in the week.

2.) The two lesbo chicks want to hang out again from last week.

3.) Is the couple I was connected with on the 3nder app last Friday (never met in person), guy/girl, they look mid-late 20s. The girl looks wild, colored hair, lots of tattoos; the guy looks gay but all 20s year old guys look gay to me when they're in skinny jeans, nice hair, smiling and stupid shirt (he's wearing a Tide shirt in one photo).



4.) is guy/girl, the woman looks early 30s, nicely dressed, big sunglasses, hard to see the face. Guy looks like 50 but in great shape.



5.) The going out option open is always on the table with several chicks (Angie, Ice Princess, Druggie chick and her fat friend, another chick I recently started banging - nothing special)



6. Try to meet someone new randomly at a club and see where that goes.



7. Stay home and let ISIS win.



I'm open to advice/suggestions.

I think you should invite them all over for a party.

Why the #### didn't I think of this???

I can't imagine how long the post about that night would be. Just the part in which Ron describes everyone's attire would be several paragraphs long!

 

[Arizona Ron]

Why can't you just straight up say "I'm interested in hanging out with you and your friend but not interested in anymore Michael. Up to you"

I don't think I'll do that via text. I still haven't figured out this whole dynamic; I'll try to pull her aside or something but not via text. Her texts are hard enough for me to understand at times but she's surprising more articulate in person.

Interesting. In my opinion, text is the perfect way to address this...just as I wrote be direct and completely clear about it. There should be no confusion about it and you won't have to deal with another Michael sighting. If she replies offended or whatever then you know where things stand. Cut and dry to me.

Good point.

 

[gianmarco]

Make sure to offer up the doggie bag option in your texts.

 

[McGarnicle]

With all the options on the table, I don't get why crazy Barbra Streisand and her jizz loving boyfriend are even in consideration. If I were you I'd go to the club and get something new.

 

[Spike]

I have a few options on the table for hanging out this weekend.

1.) Barbra wants the four us (Stacy, Michael, Barb and Me) to "hang out"; nothing specific discussed, just a text seeing I'll be around this weekend. I said my week is crazy with work and I'll know later in the week.

2.) The two lesbo chicks want to hang out again from last week.

3.) Is the couple I was connected with on the 3nder app last Friday (never met in person), guy/girl, they look mid-late 20s. The girl looks wild, colored hair, lots of tattoos; the guy looks gay but all 20s year old guys look gay to me when they're in skinny jeans, nice hair, smiling and stupid shirt (he's wearing a Tide shirt in one photo).

4.) is guy/girl, the woman looks early 30s, nicely dressed, big sunglasses, hard to see the face. Guy looks like 50 but in great shape.

5.) The going out option open is always on the table with several chicks (Angie, Ice Princess, Druggie chick and her fat friend, another chick I recently started banging - nothing special)

6. Try to meet someone new randomly at a club and see where that goes.

7. Stay home and let ISIS win.

I'm open to advice/suggestions.

Combo platter.

 

[shadyridr]

With all the options on the table, I don't get why crazy Barbra Streisand and her jizz loving boyfriend are even in consideration. If I were you I'd go to the club and get something new.

I love sex more than the next guy, but isnt part of the fun going out on the hunt and trying to bring a hottie home?

 

[=Smackdown=]

Combine options 1 & 2 - tell them to leave Michael at home.

Load up on Cialis and bang out all 4.

 

[Arizona Ron]

With all the options on the table, I don't get why crazy Barbra Streisand and her jizz loving boyfriend are even in consideration. If I were you I'd go to the club and get something new.

Barb is one of the best performers I've had in a while. We switch positions multiple times with just me and her then when she brought Stacy in the mix. It's like it's choreographed that we know what each other will do at the exact second. Where to touch, what to say, when to say it, when to move, etc etc etc. Some chicks, especially ones in their early 20s, you need to pound out for a while before you figure them out - she simply gives turn-by-turn directions to the destination.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Combine options 1 & 2 - tell them to leave Michael at home.

Load up on Cialis and bang out all 4.

Never taken it or anything like it. I'm really afraid that I'll start needing it to perform in the future.

 

[kentric]

I have a few options on the table for hanging out this weekend.

1.) Barbra wants the four us (Stacy, Michael, Barb and Me) to "hang out"; nothing specific discussed, just a text seeing I'll be around this weekend. I said my week is crazy with work and I'll know later in the week.

2.) The two lesbo chicks want to hang out again from last week.

3.) Is the couple I was connected with on the 3nder app last Friday (never met in person), guy/girl, they look mid-late 20s. The girl looks wild, colored hair, lots of tattoos; the guy looks gay but all 20s year old guys look gay to me when they're in skinny jeans, nice hair, smiling and stupid shirt (he's wearing a Tide shirt in one photo).

4.) is guy/girl, the woman looks early 30s, nicely dressed, big sunglasses, hard to see the face. Guy looks like 50 but in great shape.

5.) The going out option open is always on the table with several chicks (Angie, Ice Princess, Druggie chick and her fat friend, another chick I recently started banging - nothing special)

6. Try to meet someone new randomly at a club and see where that goes.

7. Stay home and let ISIS win.

I'm open to advice/suggestions.

Combo platter.

After the tongue-lashing Ron got, don't you mean poopoo platter?

 

[Johnny Rock]

I think you should go for strange as well.

After how Barb treated you she needs to be put on ignore for a while so she knows her place. Did she and her group ever contribute anything to the party besides themselves?

Your food. Your drinks. Your place. Your cleanup. Fthat.

 

[McGarnicle]

With all the options on the table, I don't get why crazy Barbra Streisand and her jizz loving boyfriend are even in consideration. If I were you I'd go to the club and get something new.

Barb is one of the best performers I've had in a while. We switch positions multiple times with just me and her then when she brought Stacy in the mix. It's like it's choreographed that we know what each other will do at the exact second. Where to touch, what to say, when to say it, when to move, etc etc etc. Some chicks, especially ones in their early 20s, you need to pound out for a while before you figure them out - she simply gives turn-by-turn directions to the destination.

I've got a sick feeling in my stomach about that bunch though. Think about how profoundly messed up that guy is. I'd steer clear and try to grab something new.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

I think you should go for strange as well.

After how Barb treated you she needs to be put on ignore for a while so she knows her place. Did she and her group ever contribute anything to the party besides themselves?

Your food. Your drinks. Your place. Your cleanup. Fthat.

agree

 

[Dan Lambskin]

My rankings

4 - I like the potential here. Could see Ron working the girl to no avail then all of a sudden the old dude whips out 12 inches and plows her into submission

3 - I like skanky chicks with colored hair...good potential story with the little emo dude

1+2 - I'm intrigued to see how Michael tops the last one. I'm not interested in the lesbos as a stand alone story but think they could be a good supporting cast

5 - I guess I could go for a nice Ice Princess take

6 - a real wildcard but could be a dud. I think ROI is better for above choices

7 - #### ISIS

 

[Quez]

Michael brought weed gummy bears.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I thought they were cummy bears?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

In an ideal world, we'd track down Michael and have him yell "SOAK THE BALLS!" just as Ron hits his vinegar strokes.

 

[El Floppo]

I'd like to offer my congratulations to Ron on the thread and for becoming a cross-FFA meme in the last week.

 

[shadyridr]

Wait, is Michael actually Christine Michael?

 

[Yenrub]

Wait, is Michael actually Christine Michael?

Totally explains why he isn't putting up good fantasy numbers

 

[GOB]

Vote 5. More specifically ice princess.

Proxy McGarnicle just in case.

 

[dhockster]

I have a few options on the table for hanging out this weekend.

1.) Barbra wants the four us (Stacy, Michael, Barb and Me) to "hang out"; nothing specific discussed, just a text seeing I'll be around this weekend. I said my week is crazy with work and I'll know later in the week.

2.) The two lesbo chicks want to hang out again from last week.

3.) Is the couple I was connected with on the 3nder app last Friday (never met in person), guy/girl, they look mid-late 20s. The girl looks wild, colored hair, lots of tattoos; the guy looks gay but all 20s year old guys look gay to me when they're in skinny jeans, nice hair, smiling and stupid shirt (he's wearing a Tide shirt in one photo).

4.) is guy/girl, the woman looks early 30s, nicely dressed, big sunglasses, hard to see the face. Guy looks like 50 but in great shape.

5.) The going out option open is always on the table with several chicks (Angie, Ice Princess, Druggie chick and her fat friend, another chick I recently started banging - nothing special)

6. Try to meet someone new randomly at a club and see where that goes.

7. Stay home and let ISIS win.

I'm open to advice/suggestions.

I like how this is a throw away line for you; for me, well, let's just say for me that's better then my current sex life.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Just text Barb

Me: Hey, can the two of us meet somewhere tonight? I have a bunch of questions, easier to just talk before we all meet up again.

Barb: Sure, I'm leaving work downtown around 5. Where do you want to meet?

Me: We can meet at my place, a bar or somewhere as long as it's not too loud so we can actually talk.

Barb: I'll just stop by your place on my way home.

Me: okay

 

[offdee]

Just text Barb

Me: Hey, can the two of us meet somewhere tonight? I have a bunch of questions, easier to just talk before we all meet up again.

Barb: Sure, I'm leaving work downtown around 5. Where do you want to meet?

Me: We can meet at my place, a bar or somewhere as long as it's not too loud so we can actually talk.

Barb: I'll just stop by your place on my way home.

Me: okay

Still not sure why you feel the need to have the no Michael conversation in person over text, but whatever.

 

[jon_mx]

My options seem to be a bit more slim than Ron'a.

 

[jon_mx]

Just text Barb

Me: Hey, can the two of us meet somewhere tonight? I have a bunch of questions, easier to just talk before we all meet up again.

Barb: Sure, I'm leaving work downtown around 5. Where do you want to meet?

Me: We can meet at my place, a bar or somewhere as long as it's not too loud so we can actually talk.

Barb: I'll just stop by your place on my way home.

Me: okay

Still not sure why you feel the need to have the no Michael conversation in person over text, but whatever.

Seems like he can get in one more #### prior to said conversation.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Just text Barb

Me: Hey, can the two of us meet somewhere tonight? I have a bunch of questions, easier to just talk before we all meet up again.

Barb: Sure, I'm leaving work downtown around 5. Where do you want to meet?

Me: We can meet at my place, a bar or somewhere as long as it's not too loud so we can actually talk.

Barb: I'll just stop by your place on my way home.

Me: okay

Still not sure why you feel the need to have the no Michael conversation in person over text, but whatever.

Seems like he can get in one more #### prior to said conversation.

Like I said, the first time I tried to discuss it there was a bit of a communication breakdown.

 

[xulf]

Just text Barb

Me: Hey, can the two of us meet somewhere tonight? I have a bunch of questions, easier to just talk before we all meet up again.

Barb: Sure, I'm leaving work downtown around 5. Where do you want to meet?

Me: We can meet at my place, a bar or somewhere as long as it's not too loud so we can actually talk.

Barb: I'll just stop by your place on my way home.

Me: okay

Still not sure why you feel the need to have the no Michael conversation in person over text, but whatever.

Take your anti-meetup rhetoric elsewhere!

 

[stbugs]

Just text Barb

Me: Hey, can the two of us meet somewhere tonight? I have a bunch of questions, easier to just talk before we all meet up again.

Barb: Sure, I'm leaving work downtown around 5. Where do you want to meet?

Me: We can meet at my place, a bar or somewhere as long as it's not too loud so we can actually talk.

Barb: I'll just stop by your place on my way home.

Me: okay

Still not sure why you feel the need to have the no Michael conversation in person over text, but whatever.

Take your anti-meetup rhetoric elsewhere!

Yeah, take it and put it wherever the scale is now. This is fun. Let him #### Barb again for Christ's sake.

 

[Zow]

2. Definitely. For me, man, do it for me.

#2 gets my vote as well.

Any time you can have a lesbian like your ### hole you gotta go for it.

Yeah for entertainment I want option 1, but I'd definitely go 2 here.

 

[Zow]

Just text Barb

Me: Hey, can the two of us meet somewhere tonight? I have a bunch of questions, easier to just talk before we all meet up again.

Barb: Sure, I'm leaving work downtown around 5. Where do you want to meet?

Me: We can meet at my place, a bar or somewhere as long as it's not too loud so we can actually talk.

Barb: I'll just stop by your place on my way home.

Me: okay

Still not sure why you feel the need to have the no Michael conversation in person over text, but whatever.

Because you can't have sex over the phone.

 

[Zow]

Combine options 1 & 2 - tell them to leave Michael at home.

Load up on Cialis and bang out all 4.

Never taken it or anything like it. I'm really afraid that I'll start needing it to perform in the future.

I half a viagra works pretty well for a long session where you want to recover a couple of times.

 

[Angry Beavers]

and we are off....

 

[DocHolliday]

Let's see what this freak broad brings solo.

 

[shadyridr]

Let's see what this freak broad brings solo.

hopefully not a doggie bag of Michael's semen.

 

[Buckfast 1]

Takeout order for Michael

 

[McGarnicle]

Let's see what this freak broad brings solo.

Crabs imo

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

Man. I'm jealous. I'm going to ask my wife to toss my salad.

BRB