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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (4 Viewers)

Arizona Ron said:
What I typically don't share is being bombarded by text messages on a daily basis and the struggle to convey giving a ####. You think this is just me calling up chicks to hang out, no, it's like months of business development work to land one sale. It's painful - I'm legit exchanging texts with right now with Druggie about how mean Ice is to her but she still likes her. The struggle is real folks.
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yep, we're just getting the money shot posts and not appreciating all the work you do to make it possible.

GB you Ron.

 
Arizona Ron said:
What I typically don't share is being bombarded by text messages on a daily basis and the struggle to convey giving a ####. You think this is just me calling up chicks to hang out, no, it's like months of business development work to land one sale. It's painful - I'm legit exchanging texts with right now with Druggie about how mean Ice is to her but she still likes her. The struggle is real folks.
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What do you expect? You are hanging with a bunch of high maintenance nut jobs.

 
I'm just curious as to how Angie would have fitted into this. The other 3 come across as pretty hardcore.

Angie on the other hand is seeming to tone down on the lifestlye. I could be wrong. :shrug:

 
NetnautX said:
Sounds like out of all your friends Michael is the only one who truly appreciates you.
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If he saw what the Ice Princess did to our man Ron he would have first been jealous and then in a rage he would have murdered her and then probably ate her or rubbed her poop on himself.

 
Arizona Ron said:
What I typically don't share is being bombarded by text messages on a daily basis and the struggle to convey giving a ####. You think this is just me calling up chicks to hang out, no, it's like months of business development work to land one sale. It's painful - I'm legit exchanging texts with right now with Druggie about how mean Ice is to her but she still likes her. The struggle is real folks.
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Ron, you are a true salesman.

"As you all know, first prize is Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody wanna see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired!"

I, for one, would be pretty content to win the steak knives.

 
Gianni Verscotchie said:
Arizona Ron said:
What I typically don't share is being bombarded by text messages on a daily basis and the struggle to convey giving a ####. You think this is just me calling up chicks to hang out, no, it's like months of business development work to land one sale. It's painful - I'm legit exchanging texts with right now with Druggie about how mean Ice is to her but she still likes her. The struggle is real folks.
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Ron, you are a true salesman.

"As you all know, first prize is Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody wanna see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired!"

I, for one, would be pretty content to win the steak knives.
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Nobody believes its easy Ron.

Nobody. #####es be crazy. Horny ones. Fridgid ones. Mom ones. All of them have snakes in they haids.

Every last one of them.

Every. Last. One. Of. Them.

If girls didn't have ####### no would talk to them.

Sorry Krista.

 
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Arizona Ron said:
What I typically don't share is being bombarded by text messages on a daily basis and the struggle to convey giving a ####. You think this is just me calling up chicks to hang out, no, it's like months of business development work to land one sale. It's painful - I'm legit exchanging texts with right now with Druggie about how mean Ice is to her but she still likes her. The struggle is real folks.
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I am amazed you pulled it of with out some major drama. Druggie coukd have easily gotten pissed at the original comments directed towards her and made the night a real downer. I guess she wanted the prize at the end of the night badly.

 
mr fancypants said:
I'm just curious as to how Angie would have fitted into this. The other 3 come across as pretty hardcore.

Angie on the other hand is seeming to tone down on the lifestlye. I could be wrong. :shrug:
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Good question

I didn't know Tongue enough to just float solo with her - it could have been cool or very boring. Angie is somewhat of my 'lighthouse' in uncertainty - she's really good handling the unforeseen and also just cool to hang out with so I always think of her first. Ice is another story. I called Ice because aside from her being a self-centered, poly-polar, daddy issue, over-the-top A type, she's smart as hell and is really good at "filling dead space" in situations with other woman; meaning she will have the 15 minute conversation about cuticles - and seriously be engaged by it. Druggie is my go-to, "hey let's hang" person, she's always down for anything. I can't call her for pancakes at 7am but could always call her for drinks at 1am and get the "yeah I'm down homie".

 
jon_mx said:
Arizona Ron said:
What I typically don't share is being bombarded by text messages on a daily basis and the struggle to convey giving a ####. You think this is just me calling up chicks to hang out, no, it's like months of business development work to land one sale. It's painful - I'm legit exchanging texts with right now with Druggie about how mean Ice is to her but she still likes her. The struggle is real folks.
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I am amazed you pulled it of with out some major drama. Druggie coukd have easily gotten pissed at the original comments directed towards her and made the night a real downer. I guess she wanted the prize at the end of the night badly.
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She's really comfortable in her own skin. Her dad has her bankrolled for life - she's just coasting; doesn't really give a #### about most people. She's the "I'm okay being different" type of person, if that makes sense.

 
Arizona Ron said:
What I typically don't share is being bombarded by text messages on a daily basis and the struggle to convey giving a ####. You think this is just me calling up chicks to hang out, no, it's like months of business development work to land one sale. It's painful - I'm legit exchanging texts with right now with Druggie about how mean Ice is to her but she still likes her. The struggle is real folks.
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I'm tall, dark and handsome and all that junk

Even white girls be sayin' "Ooh, Ron's a hunk!"

Even Puerto Rican girls be callin' me papi

Some try to copy, but they look sloppy

So imitators who wanna step to a

Brother like me, lick my manure

Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go

Pimpin' ain't easy

 
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
Hreat. Now I get to wonder who Ron is #######, where Ron is #######, amd how Ron is ####### while I sit with my family in church.
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Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Ezekiel 23:19

 
McGarnicle said:
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
Hreat. Now I get to wonder who Ron is #######, where Ron is #######, amd how Ron is ####### while I sit with my family in church.
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Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Ezekiel 23:19
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:lmao:

 
McGarnicle said:
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
Hreat. Now I get to wonder who Ron is #######, where Ron is #######, amd how Ron is ####### while I sit with my family in church.
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Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.Ezekiel 23:19
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Amen.

 
Arizona Ron said:
cstu said:
sbonomo said:
cstu said:
jon_mx said:
well done!
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You guys really think this sounds like a good night?
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other than ice whacking his balls it sounds great.
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Spending damn near a rack to not even bust a nut (besides literally) sounds awesome.
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I think you missed the part about me 1v1ing Druggie and creaming her out. Also, it was more like $400 - not even close to a stack, guy.
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You banged a nasty tattooed chick, :hifive:

 
Your lifestyle seems empty and meaningless to me. I spend the week up in SF taking my daughter to the Exploratorium and Chinatown and out to Berkeley to feed animals at Little Farm and ride the steam train. It was a 1000% better to me than what you described. Today I'm taking her hiking around the Santa Monica Mountains. But hey, live your life how you want to.

 
cstu said:
Your lifestyle seems empty and meaningless to me. I spend the week up in SF taking my daughter to the Exploratorium and Chinatown and out to Berkeley to feed animals at Little Farm and

ride the steam train. It was a 1000% better to me than what you described. Today I'm taking her hiking around the Santa Monica Mountains. But hey, live your life how you want to.
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Please take this #### elsewhere

 
cstu said:
Your lifestyle seems empty and meaningless to me. I spend the week up in SF taking my daughter to the Exploratorium and Chinatown and out to Berkeley to feed animals at Little Farm and ride the steam train. It was a 1000% better to me than what you described. Today I'm taking her hiking around the Santa Monica Mountains. But hey, live your life how you want to.
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At least you don't judge.

 
cstu said:
Your lifestyle seems empty and meaningless to me. I spend the week up in SF taking my daughter to the Exploratorium and Chinatown and out to Berkeley to feed animals at Little Farm and

ride the steam train. It was a 1000% better to me than what you described. Today I'm taking her hiking around the Santa Monica Mountains. But hey, live your life how you want to.
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What a useless post. He's got a daughter he cares for and a good business. But this thread isn't about that. It's about him engaging in a lifestyle that most of us wouldn't or haven't and therefore it's interesting. One can be more into chess and not so much into spelunking, but it'd be pretty goofy for the chess player to go out of his way to tell the spelunker that his hobby is dumb.
 
cstu said:
Your lifestyle seems empty and meaningless to me. I spend the week up in SF taking my daughter to the Exploratorium and Chinatown and out to Berkeley to feed animals at Little Farm and ride the steam train. It was a 1000% better to me than what you described. Today I'm taking her hiking around the Santa Monica Mountains. But hey, live your life how you want to.
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You need to get laid.

 
cstu said:
Your lifestyle seems empty and meaningless to me. I spend the week up in SF taking my daughter to the Exploratorium and Chinatown and out to Berkeley to feed animals at Little Farm and ride the steam train. It was a 1000% better to me than what you described. Today I'm taking her hiking around the Santa Monica Mountains. But hey, live your life how you want to.
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Someone cool and at peace with who they are wouldn't feel so compelled to come in here and crap on some stranger from the internet. There are plenty of very active posters in the FFA who you'll never, ever see in this thread. They probably feel the same way as you do about Ron's lifestyle yet somehow resist the urge to come in here and act like a total gaping judgmental arsehole.
 
cstu said:
Your lifestyle seems empty and meaningless to me. I spend the week up in SF taking my daughter to the Exploratorium and Chinatown and out to Berkeley to feed animals at Little Farm and ride the steam train. It was a 1000% better to me than what you described. Today I'm taking her hiking around the Santa Monica Mountains. But hey, live your life how you want to.
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You make a good point, we're having breakfast now. I'll see if she wants to visit the Air and Space museum later.

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
Zow said:
McGarnicle said:
I watched Dateline with my wife and my parents, went to bed around 10:30.
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Yeah wife was out on a girls' night last night. I took an epsom soak, ate some takeout, drank some whisky and watched the Soprano's. Tried to stay awake in time for her to get home for the secks but I feel asleep about 9:45. All in all, a pretty good night. Then I read Ron's stuff. :lmao:

ETA: Espom was Dr. Teal's. Scotch was Maker's 46. I wore Adidas sweatpants and a banana republic pima cotton t-shirt. Watched soprano's on a 4 year old iPad.
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Maker's 46 isn't scotch
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Ready to post the same thing. And Sopranos on an ipad? Whatsdamattawityou?
 
cstu said:
Your lifestyle seems empty and meaningless to me. I spend the week up in SF taking my daughter to the Exploratorium and Chinatown and out to Berkeley to feed animals at Little Farm and ride the steam train. It was a 1000% better to me than what you described. Today I'm taking her hiking around the Santa Monica Mountains. But hey, live your life how you want to.
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Your lifestyle seems empty and meaningless to me. I spent last week building homes for orphaned kids in South Sudan while you were selfishly attending to a well-fed and educated middle-class girl who you only care about because she happens to share genes with you. So while you're pretending like the rest of the world doesn't exist and debating the merits of the next Memphis QB instead of making a difference, I'm helping the most disadvantaged regardless of their biological link to me. But hey, live your life how you want to.

 
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