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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (4 Viewers)

Sorry, on my phone in my car; Angie is driving we're heading to the casino to play some poker right now. Anyway, so this one might be a little short.

So last night I finished a workout, showered, throw on some grey sweats (free ballin'), Soilder 9 LeBron's and a black Nike dry fit; I head over to talk to Tongue at her place. I get to her small apartment and she's there alone; wearing sweat shorts and a faded t-shirt. No make up and It looks like she's been crying all day. I walk in, take off my sneakers and she heads right to her bedroom, I follow her; she didn't say follow her but I just assumed I should. She gets under her bed covers and says thanks for coming over. I'm awkwardly standing by the doorway of her bedroom then decide to sit down.

Me: so what's going on?

T: she starts crying (I waited for a while. Then hugged her, she cried more)

Me: (not commanding but firm) what's going on? Why am I here?

T: (she's still sobbing a bit but talks) I met this guy, he's some ex military guy. We hung out a few times nothing serious just you know. Anyway, I was telling him about my girlfriend and we should all hang out. He said he would be cool with it so I told her [Tongue's gf] about it and she asked what he looked like. I was scrolling through his text messages because he would send me selfies all the time - the one I showed her he was naked.

Me: okay?

She starts crying again showing me the picture, then says things like "it's not my fault", "I didn't know" while I still have no idea wtf the problem is or why I'm looking at a picture of a naked white guy.

I finally get it out of her, it's her girlfriend's dad. Apparently Tongue's gf is younger than I thought because her dad looked mid 40s. She tells me the dad lives back in PA but is in DC often and they met at a club in DC one night. Tongue really says she had no idea it was her gf's dad and that he told her he was 35 (no way that dude is 35).

Tongue's gf has been going back home a lot because her parents are going through marriage problems so she wanted to be with her mom, now she finds that her gf is the one (or one of the one's) her dad is cheating on her mom with.

We talked for another hour or so, long story short is she wants to stay with me until she finds her own place. I told her I can't do that but I'll ask around to see if I could hook her up with a roommate or something but living with me isn't an option.

I stayed for a bit then left because I wanted to watch the rest of the game. She's mad at me because she doesn't see why that's a problem since I have a few empty rooms in my place and that "I had no problem with Ice staying there".

I didn't say this to her but Ice staying with me for a week because her own house that she owns is far away is a hell of a lot different than a chick I hardly know staying with me "until she finds a place".

#### that.

 
There's a lot of great storytellers out there, but you can't make that #### up. Best updat so far. The outfit was on point, he took his shoes off when he arrived because he's all class, and then the bombshell. 9.98/10.

 
I walk in, take off my sneakers

well played

:golf clap:

you going to the race track or* Maryland live

 
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Been a while since this thread has gotten an update. Ron has to of done some interesting stuff between the 27th and now.

 
I think a lot of folks have been spoiled by how often our hero was providing updates. Obviously the frequency increased when he moved out on his own and I'm sure the year end helped as I suspect his consulting business died down a bit. It is unrealistic to hear about each of his conquests and while I'm as eager for another update as anyone history tells me to just wait it out.

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
I think a lot of folks have been spoiled by how often our hero was providing updates. Obviously the frequency increased when he moved out on his own and I'm sure the year end helped as I suspect his consulting business died down a bit. It is unrealistic to hear about each of his conquests and while I'm as eager for another update as anyone history tells me to just wait it out.
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Yes, work is back in full swing but it's a long weekend so I plan to unplug for a bit - no plans yet.

 
Arizona Ron said:
Baloney Sandwich said:
I think a lot of folks have been spoiled by how often our hero was providing updates. Obviously the frequency increased when he moved out on his own and I'm sure the year end helped as I suspect his consulting business died down a bit. It is unrealistic to hear about each of his conquests and while I'm as eager for another update as anyone history tells me to just wait it out.
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Yes, work is back in full swing but it's a long weekend so I plan to unplug for a bit - no plans yet.
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Yippy! Party at Ron's place.

 
Arizona Ron said:
Baloney Sandwich said:
I think a lot of folks have been spoiled by how often our hero was providing updates. Obviously the frequency increased when he moved out on his own and I'm sure the year end helped as I suspect his consulting business died down a bit. It is unrealistic to hear about each of his conquests and while I'm as eager for another update as anyone history tells me to just wait it out.
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Yes, work is back in full swing but it's a long weekend so I plan to unplug for a bit - no plans yet.
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and by unplug, we all hope you mean to plug someone!

 
Sorry, I've been really busy.

I decided to enjoy the long weekend. Once the holidays were over it's basically been 75% work, 20% hanging with my daughter and 5% fun time for me. That 5% has mostly been hanging with Angie and a bit with Tongue or Ice for a late night drink/chill session. I haven't really gone out out in weeks. Tongue has moved on from her previous girlfriend/roommate because of the issue with the roommate's dad. She made several more attempts to try to move in with me "just for a bit" but I stood firm even when she came over late and almost pleasured me into submission. I did hook her up the next day with a woman I know through work that was looking for a roommate, I even convinced her to waive a deposit on my word (which I got zero thank you for now that I'm thinking about it; Tongue acted like I just pointed her to a Craig's List ad).

On Friday I text a few of the usual suspects to see what they're up to: Ice said she already had plans, Druggie and I exchanged texts for 15 mins and I still didn't get an idea wtf she was talking about, Angie isn't a person I call when I want to party, Tongue was down for whatever, Barb & Stacy said they wanted to hang out but not until late late so I chalked that up as a maybe; I even texted a few one-offs to see what they were up to but nothing definitive came from that. I confirmed with Tongue that we're going out.

I picked her up just before 10pm, nothing flashy just True Religion blue jeans, black Cole Hann slip-ons, black fitted button up and a black leather bomber jacket; she rushed to get into my car giving me directions saying something about a bar there was doing some special for $10 to get in and free vodka for an hour, "Let's go or we'll miss it" kind of attitude. When we got there and I started looking for parking, I said, "I know this bar, it's a gay bar". She looked a little upset saying, "So you don't want to go now?". I said "no, it's cool I always have a good time when I come here." She jumped over to me and kissed me, I guess she thought I would get pissed or something for bringing me here - nope, it's a very cool bar.

Side note: For you guys that only know gay bars as the Blue Oyster or other bad 80's movies, it's really nothing like that. There are girls, lots of them. In 2015/2016, it's more of a, "this is an LGBT friendly place" not a gay-only bar, in my opinion.

Anyway, we go in and the bartenders are working their asses off pouring vodka everywhere. One of the staff recognized me and asked if I wanted a table service, I said to Tongue we should just get table service and relax until the mad rush is over; she asked why I would pay for a bottle of vodka when they're giving it away, I said because they're giving away crap and I didn't want to stand 3-deep at a bar trying to get a drink. I get a table and who's near us? It's Ice and a few girls I've never seen before. I said hi nonchalantly and she does a running jump, legs/arms first locking her legs around my waist and arms in a full-on hug koala bear-style; obviously already drunk/high/crazy/who knows then starts introducing me to her friends while still hanging onto me. She then insisted on the table next to her's had to move so we could pull two tables together; I asked our server for an additional bottle. One of the chicks she was with was very interested in me so we chatted while Tongue and Ice started catching up as the other girl seemed more interested in their conversation.

A good hour or so went by with me talking with this chick, who identified as Persian, while also checking out the scenery (some not-so good scenes there btw); the drinks are flowing and I'm feeling a bit tipsy so I decided to slow down a bit. I said to the chick I'm talking with during mid conversation that I needed to go to the bathroom, she said me too so we walked off. All of the bathrooms are all uni-sex with urinals/stalls in all so we just went in the same door; I pissed at a urinal then went over to wait in line to wash my hands (the bathroom was packed) when she comes out of the stall after a quick pee. The chick recognizes a few other people in the bathroom, one who looked like Magic Johnson's son, and all 5 or 6 of us posed for the girls taking selfies. Another girl, looked like friends with this chick I walked into the bathroom with, broke out some party favors. The chick asked if I wanted some but I declined - I somehow felt obligated to make sure we returned to the table together so I chatted with my new selfie pals while the two of them went back in the stall area to get skeed. They come out, the selfie crew left and the chick takes my hand - we go into the stall area and she insists me showing it to her, I pull out and she gives me one of the better bj I've had in a while.

I'm now tipsy and relieved so I need to start planning an exit plan. When all 5 of us are back at the table I switch to water to chill for a bit. Ice straddle-jumps on me while I'm sitting down and starts kissing me; I can smell the energy enhancer on her as well. We kissed for a bit while the chick that just blew me is sitting next to me rubbing on me - she has clearly been checked by Ice before because she is almost awaiting Ice's okay to move in on me. Ice started talking about "bringing the party back to my place" since it's after 1am by this point and they are clearly not going to sleep anytime soon. I said #### it, why not

They pile into my car, Ice is shotgun of course because she will not be upstaged by anyone. Tongue, the chick that blew me and the other girl are in back. We get to my place and the two new girls remark about how nice the place is, the view etc and Ice proclaims, "I told you my (n-word)'s place was tight!!!" She yelled this and phrases like this repeatedly. Ice is yelling while turning up dance music; I drank a double espresso to keep up, their idea of energy was not in a liquid form. I screamed "pants off dance off" at some point.

An hour or so goes by, Tongue is getting forced to mouth #### Ice, I'm naked getting banging the chick that never said much the entire night with the chick that blew me playing with my ###. I did wear a condom the entire time, I go to switch off to the chick that blew me and she would only blow me again. I kept trying for the draws but she said she was on her time, no problem but who wants a bj through a condom so I go back to the other chick - BJ chick is again finger-playing my ### when I'm ####ing almost to the point where it's annoying.

I finish, go to the kitchen for another drink and BJ chick follows me. She starts blowing my flaccid #### in the kitchen until I stop her saying I'm done for the night; I finish my drink and head to my bedroom to go to sleep glancing back at Tongue getting smothered by Ice. I go into my room, lock the bedroom door and go to sleep.

The next morning, everyone is gone. I look around the place to make sure I didn't get lifted for a TV or something but it's cool. The front door was still open so I checked the CCTV to make sure it's cool. No big deal, everyone left about 7am.

It's about 10am, I text Ice to ask if she got home okay, she says:

Ice: Yeah, Ubered it

Me: okay cool. Friends of yours?

Ice: Yeah, you liked him I see?

Me: Him, who?

Ice: The guy that kept sucking your #### all night

Me: Yeah right, it was a chick. I felt real titz, it looked and smelled like a woman. Not a guy, just a chick on her period.

Ice: tucking a ####, I knew you liked men, ###### (the f-word).

Me: #### off Ice. How do you know them?

Ice: Not both, just the guy. The one that kept sucking your #### all night lol

Me: w/e bye.

Haven't really talked to her since. I guess I was dealing with postnasal drip Ice who just wanted to again one-up me.

 
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Mmmmmm, that is a strange gal. Good update and stop working so hard, we need more of these stories.

 
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"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

 
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