Man inserts Battery in his Butt to Boost Energy - Related to AAA Batteries (1 Viewer)

[Zegras11]

https://hasanjasim.online/man-hospitalized-after-inserting-a-battery-up-his-butthole-to-boost-his-energy/?fbclid=IwAR3bRlArcgvxjzksdlCunVuHoJTWchooczRG6NAObpKh5_-1-XD51fU5-HU

 

[AAABatteries]

That’s shocking

 

[peaces]

All charged up and nowhere to be go... except the hospital.

 

[peaces]

That’s shocking

And that is awesome that you posted in this thread when you think about it

 

[NewlyRetired]

oh come on, this has to be an Onion like story

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The doctors proceeded to remove the object. After that, the boy said that it was not the first time that he did something stupid. A few months ago he swallowed an iron bar because the doctor had told him his iron levels were low

 

[Zegras11]

That’s shocking

Changed title just for you because you were the first to get all charged up about this.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I see both positives and negatives to this story.

 

[The General]

"To boost energy"

Sure, boss.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Must be the same guy from that couple that tried getting pregnant with anal...

 

[Galileo]

And that is awesome that you posted in this thread when you think about it

Did you expect anything else given that title?  Now, what would have been truly amazing is if he had the discipline to completely ignore the thread thereby stomping all over the OP’s true motive.

And, frankly, I find this subject matter simply revolting.

 

[Franknbeans]

he was ever ready

 

[peaces]

Did you expect anything else given that title?  Now, what would have been truly amazing is if he had the discipline to completely ignore the thread thereby stomping all over the OP’s true motive.

And, frankly, I find this subject matter simply revolting.

I agree

He shoulda considered a solar panel

Well I guess the sun don't shine there

 

[nirad3]

I wonder if he put it in wrong the first time and had to flip the thing around to make it work.

 

[peaces]

I wonder if he put it in wrong the first time and had to flip the thing around to make it work.

It was assbackwards?

 

[parasaurolophus]

This guy? 

 

[peaces]

He keeps going and going and going... To the hospital

 

[Joe Summer]

It's an interesting scientific hypothesis, but cylindrical batteries probably aren't the best choice for a test run unless you're willing to insert them sideways.

 

[wikkidpissah]

i use a 9volt to help remind me to feed my gerbil

 

[gianmarco]

Must be CarrotTop's cousin -- Coppertop.

 

[AAABatteries]

Hoping my wife doesn’t hear about this - could ruin our Saturday night plans.

 

[peaces]

Hoping my wife doesn’t hear about this - could ruin our Saturday night plans.

Alkaline or lithium?

 

[Skipdog77]

Batteries are for suckers...luckily my bumhole is USB compatible. 

 

[Rove!]

Revolting

 

[ChiefD]

Batteries are for suckers...luckily my bumhole is USB compatible. 

Do you plug it into your Assple computer?

 

[skol asylum]

Do you plug it into your Assple computer?

Probably has an Assus.

 

[NotSmart]

Probably has an Assus.

Maybe he has a Rectum.

 

[peaces]

Sounds like he was just trying to amp up his sex life

 

[gianmarco]

Maybe he has a Rectum.

Damn near killed him.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

i use a 9volt to help remind me to feed my gerbil

So that's why my garage door opener no longer works.

 

[shuke]

oh come on, this has to be an Onion like story

Did you see the other headlines on the page?

National Geographic cameraman arrested for raping a zebra

Canadian spy arrested in Vermont, suspected of sabotaging American maple syrup production

Morgue employee cremated by mistake while taking a nap

 

[peaces]

ohm my God!

 

[NotSmart]

Morgue employee cremated by mistake while taking a nap

Damn, that's awful. :(  

 

[Epic Problem]

Yoga pants: bad

Appreciating 50 year old women: bad

+ - ### play: A-OK. Emphasis on the A

 

[shuke]

Damn, that's awful. :(  

I think it's satire.

 

[NotSmart]

I think it's satire.

Even so, I still think it's a damn shame.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

I wonder if the cops will press charges for battery?

 

[NotSmart]

I wonder if the cops will press charges for battery?

Depends on whether it was a salted battery.

 

[Hov34]

AC/DC