I dig vodka martinis, though a true martini aficionado will tell you gin or it's not a martini.
Exactly right. A "martini" is gin and dry vermouth, period. Garnish it however you like, but the basics never change.I prefer an extra dirty dry one with olives. It happens occasionally that I'll ask for one, in those exact words, and some waitress (who would look puzzled if you ask for anything other than a draft beer, really) will say, "...With vodka or gin?" and I'll have to count to ten before I answer. I hate to sound like a snob, but dammit, this is a basic recipe. The modifier "vodka" would've been used if that's what I actually wanted.
Now go, chop-chop, and get me an ashtray while you're at it.
Also, the whole shaken vs. stirred question is a simple one to answer from a mixology standpoint: shaking the stuff can "bruise" the gin, clouding it and making the drink look as it oughtn't. A light "stirring" is acceptable, if a bit prissy. I prefer to gently slosh it around in my mixing tin before straining into a proper glass.
(Um, did someone else cover this already? I only got a few posts in before I got all huffy and elbow-patchy.)