Massage Tomorrow--Au Naturale? (1 Viewer)

[chet]

Whenever I've had a massage in the past, I've always kept my boxers on. I'm thinking I may remove them tomorrow.

It's a female masseuse for those who are wondering. And no happy finish is anticipated.

 

[f360spyder]

Whenever I've had a massage in the past, I've always kept my boxers on. I'm thinking I may remove them tomorrow.

It's a female masseuse for those who are wondering. And no happy finish is anticipated.

 

[Schmegma]

Chet's Finnish? Who knew?

 

[Irregardless]

Tell her you're a FBG... she'll be removing them for you in no time.

 

[spork]

Melly rich shtick = entertaining

Chet rich shtick = not nearly as much so

Sorry Che.. nothin personal.

 

[The Shizzle]

Choke the chicken before a big date.

 

[phrozen]

You have to go naked. You will be under a sheet. You will probably pop a boner during the massage but relax that is normal and she is used to it. Hopefully you are not indian.

glllll

 

[chet]

Melly rich shtick = entertainingChet rich shtick = not nearly as much soSorry Che.. nothin personal.

I'm pretty sure I've got Melly.Who are you again? RR?

 

[Judge Smails]

No self respecting FBG gets a massage with boxers/briefs on. For losers only.

 

[ShaqAttaq]

i always abuse my poultry before a massage to help prevent an embarassing situation.

 

[Dave Baker]

People keep their undershorts on during a massage?

 

[Tat]

If you have lost a few LB's since I saw you last, then go right ahead. If not, the female masseuse may be asking for more $.

 

[curta269]

Is her first name Ben?

 

[weisguy0831]

You have to go naked. You will be under a sheet. You will probably pop a boner during the massage but relax that is normal and she is used to it. Hopefully you are not indian.glllll

All right, I'll bite. What's Indian got to do with it?

 

[chet]

You have to go naked. You will be under a sheet. You will probably pop a boner during the massage but relax that is normal and she is used to it. Hopefully you are not indian.glllll

All right, I'll bite. What's Indian got to do with it?

There was a story out in the last day that Indian men have short penises.

 

[BlueDredSo]

i always abuse my poultry before a massage to help prevent an embarassing situation.

TMI dude. TMI

 

[Parmcat]

Chet,

Shave your junk...just in case!

HTH

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

Hopefully you are not indian.glllll

 

[St. Louis Bob]

People keep their undershorts on during a massage?

And the shower too. You know, just in case.

 

[ZJilla]

Melly rich shtick = entertainingChet rich shtick = not nearly as much soSorry Che.. nothin personal.

I'm pretty sure I've got Melly.Who are you again? RR?

Depends on the current Canadian exchange rate, most likely.What did your folks leave you again?

 

[SecondCity34]

Commando.

 

[kupcho1]

Hey Tobias, lose the cutoffs.

 

[E Street Brat]

Flawed.

No Tighty Whitey option.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

May I suggest the Borat style banana hammock.

 

[bostonfred]

Whenever I've had a massage in the past, I've always kept my boxers on. I'm thinking I may remove them tomorrow.

What brought this on? I wore boxers to my first massage. Haven't since. It's not a big deal.

 

[chet]

Whenever I've had a massage in the past, I've always kept my boxers on. I'm thinking I may remove them tomorrow.

What brought this on? I wore boxers to my first massage. Haven't since. It's not a big deal.

Good call. I went commando and will never go back.

 

[billymays]

try and get wood before you flip over on your back

 

[urbanhack]

Naked.

 

[RoarinSonoran]

Wear a male stripper g-string, you know, with the elephant trunk, etc.

 

[bryhamm]

Does this involve Minwax or something?

 

[saintfool]

Hey Tobias, lose the cutoffs.

classic. Tobias Fünke: [footage of Tobias trying on a Speedo with his cut-offs on] Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

 

[chet]

Does this involve Minwax or something?

Funny you should ask--there was plenty of paraffin wax which was a first for me.

 

[GStrot]

Does this involve Minwax or something?

Funny you should ask--there was plenty of paraffin wax which was a first for me.

How did your paraffin like it?

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

An important, relevant and socially current poll that requires debate and voting upon. Rather surprised by the current 25% pro-Boxers standing actually.

 

[johnnycakes]

What did you expect for an answer here?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I like to wear a union suit with an open butt flap.

 

[chet]

Jebus. I don't remember ever wearing boxers.

 

[Zow]

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Whenever I've had a massage in the past, I've always kept my boxers on. I'm thinking I may remove them tomorrow.

It's a female masseuse for those who are wondering. And no happy finish is anticipated.

Jebus. I don't remember ever wearing boxers.

Dude, you've got a big anniversary approaching. You going back to celebrate?

 

[Bucky86]

Whenever I've had a massage in the past, I've always kept my boxers on. I'm thinking I may remove them tomorrow.

What brought this on? I wore boxers to my first massage. Haven't since. It's not a big deal.

Good call. I went commando and will never go back.

 

[The General]

You shouldn't wear boxer shorts during any massage unless it's at one of those places in the airport or mall, then stay fully clothed.

Expect for it to move however. That's all part of the experience.

 

[kupcho1]

Is the internet out of ideas? Why in the hell does this thread end up here:

http://biggesttrainwreck.com/2014/11/19/massage-tomorrow-au-naturale/

 

[kentric]

Whenever I've had a massage in the past, I've always kept my boxers on. I'm thinking I may remove them tomorrow.

What brought this on? I wore boxers to my first massage. Haven't since. It's not a big deal.

You Indian?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

What did you expect for an answer here?

"In the clearing stands my boxers"

 

[chet]

old school

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

guys really wear boxers when getting a massage?

 

[Bucky86]

guys really wear boxers when getting a massage?

Woz does...

 

[Jack White]

You have to go naked. You will be under a sheet. You will probably pop a boner during the massage but relax that is normal and she is used to it. Hopefully you are not indian.

glllll

No clothes required for a therapeutic massage.

Popping a boner is not likely. It's a clinical procedure, not an erotic one.

 

[Zow]

guys really wear boxers when getting a massage?

Woz does...

Boxer-briefs. And I have therapists who come on to me....

 

[McGarnicle]

1. Eat chili.

2. Go to massage place.

3. Disrobe completely, ram one of those New Year's Eve noisemakers up your crack.

4. Tell her your lower abdomen needs special attention.

5. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!