Missing Malaysian jet news (1 Viewer)

[Tom Servo]

Do you think we could find this plane if we could get Amelia Erhart and Jimmy Hoffa on this?

Geraldo is on it.

Dude's going to come up empty.

 

[jon_mx]

CNN explored the Black Hole theory (even though they probably meant wormhole) so I am shocked they did not have a Breaking News headline that the hijackers were Shakira fans.

From Wikipedia:

The suggestion that Pitbull and Shakira's song "Get It Started" displays prior knowledge of Flight 370's disappearance has been reported on by The Independent. The lines cited most often by advocates of this conspiracy theory are "Now it's off to Malaysia" and "Two passports, three cities, two countries, one day". The lyrics "No Ali, No Frasier, but for now off to Malaysia" were linked to 'Mr Ali', who was referred by the press as one of the Iranian passengers. The conspiracy theorists have linked the "two passports" to the stolen Austrian and Italian ones used by two passengers to board the plane.

BTW, Mr Ali was the guy who booked the tickets of the 2 passengers with the stolen passports. Who was Mr Fraiser?

The Pilot was probably screaming Mohammad, so the whole Ali-Frasier referene is covered. I would have never have suspected Shakira. But maybe her hips do lie.

 

[CBusAlex]

The lyrics "No Ali, No Frasier, but for now off to Malaysia" were linked to 'Mr Ali', who was referred by the press as one of the Iranian passengers.

This is obviously referring to the infamous "Thrilla in Manilla" fight between Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier. The simplest explanation here is that the promoters who set up that match were involved with the Flight 370 conspiracy, while Pitbull and Shakira are merely unwitting pawns.

 

[KCitons]

The lyrics "No Ali, No Frasier, but for now off to Malaysia" were linked to 'Mr Ali', who was referred by the press as one of the Iranian passengers.

This is obviously referring to the infamous "Thrilla in Manilla" fight between Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier. The simplest explanation here is that the promoters who set up that match were involved with the Flight 370 conspiracy, while Pitbull and Shakira are merely unwitting pawns.

We are all unwitting pawns in this story.

 

[jon_mx]

The lyrics "No Ali, No Frasier, but for now off to Malaysia" were linked to 'Mr Ali', who was referred by the press as one of the Iranian passengers.

This is obviously referring to the infamous "Thrilla in Manilla" fight between Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier. The simplest explanation here is that the promoters who set up that match were involved with the Flight 370 conspiracy, while Pitbull and Shakira are merely unwitting pawns.

Don't be a fool. Shakira is the mastermind behind this whole thing. We are too obsessed with staring at her behind to realize it.

 

[TheIronSheik]

There's hope yet that they'll find this thing eventually.

 

[Joe T]

@ sheik

 

[jon_mx]

There's hope yet that they'll find this thing eventually.

It is incredible it took 500 years to find a ship which crashed exactly where they said it did and in only about 15 feet of water.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

There's hope yet that they'll find this thing eventually.

No way. That's Noah's Ark.

 

[Fat Nick]

Do you think we could find this plane if we could get Amelia Erhart and Jimmy Hoffa on this?

Geraldo is on it.

Dude's going to come up empty.

So basically what you're saying is Geraldo's efforts = combined search efforts of multiple nations costing millions of dollars.

 

[fatness]

nothing yet

 

[Fat Nick]

nothing yet

 

[Rohn Jambo]

BREAKING NEWS: This trailer premiered at Cannes:

Sorry but "The Vanishing Act" is not gonna make it to the thread for "Most Anticipated Films of 2014".

 

[Tom Servo]

Do you think we could find this plane if we could get Amelia Erhart and Jimmy Hoffa on this?

Geraldo is on it.

Dude's going to come up empty.

So basically what you're saying is Geraldo's efforts = combined search efforts of multiple nations costing millions of dollars.

Actually, I'm saying if you're going to rely on Jerry Rivera to find this plane, he won't find it.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

BREAKING NEWS: This trailer premiered at Cannes:

To Fandango!

 

[3C's]

Is CNN still on this?

Fortunately there was that whole Beyonce. JayZ, Solendra thing to give them something else to talk about.

 

[mquinnjr]

nothing yet

 

[PatsWillWin]

Has it really been two months since anyone bumped this:

CNN fighting the good fight.

The four acoustic pings at the center of the search for Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 for the past seven weeks are no longer believed to have come from the plane's black boxes, a U.S. Navy official told CNN.

The acknowledgment came Wednesday as searchers wrapped up the first phase of their effort, having scanned 329 square miles of southern Indian Ocean floor without finding any wreckage from the Boeing 777-200.

Authorities now almost universally believe the pings did not come from the onboard data or cockpit voice recorders, but instead came from some other man-made source unrelated to the jetliner that disappeared on March 8, according to Michael Dean, the Navy's deputy director of ocean engineering.

If the pings had come from the recorders, searchers would have found them, he said.

Dean said "yes" when asked if other countries involved in the search had reached the same conclusions.

Underwater search for MH370 postponed for at least 2 months

"Our best theory at this point is that (the pings were) likely some sound produced by the ship ... or within the electronics of the Towed Pinger Locator," Dean said.

The pinger locator was used by searchers to listen for underwater signals.

"Always your fear any time you put electronic equipment in the water is that if any water gets in and grounds or shorts something out, that you could start producing sound," Dean explained.

He said it is not possible to absolutely exclude that the pings came from the black boxes, but there is no evidence now to suggest they did.

 

[Fat Nick]

Has it really been two months since anyone bumped this:

Are you in a time warp? If so, is MH370 there? Maybe it didn't crash, it just got delayed in a time warp and will land a little late...

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Hey! so it wasn't where they thought. wow that is a surprise.

 

[fatness]

Drone sub search called off.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/28/world/asia/malaysia-missing-plane/index.html

Until they get Scooby and Velma involved they're not finding this thing.

 

[Fat Nick]

Drone sub search called off.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/28/world/asia/malaysia-missing-plane/index.html

Until they get Scooby and Velma involved they're not finding this thing.

Once the families go silent and stop being public with their protests, they'll just stop looking altogether. Sad but true. Then, some day, like 15 years from now, some researcher will be looking for some kind of ultra-rare mollusk in a deep sea trench and will stumble upon it.

 

[fatness]

I never did trust mollusks.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Woman Claims She Saw Missing Malaysian Air Flight While Sailing In Indian Ocean

 

[Clifford]

Still no jet?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Still no jet?

It's Lost. I mean...lost.

 

[Fat Nick]

Bump...I miss this thread and commit to continuing the lack of information.

 

[Keerock]

Bump...I miss this thread and commit to continuing the lack of information.

Yes, as the thread title infers... the Malaysian jet news is still missing.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Any truth to the rumor that this plane was actually found 10 years ago?

 

[tom22406]

Saw this on my way through the airport last night

http://api.ning.com/files/DmWKX8GKoMkqKkzwgq6ctXK4fbPEHy5EVi*e3PKZ2jAq1WiLUeUj70vQ-M6W0T79m-wKkAjBqSU*FiI*cp5TFTVLbCK8dKFB/plane.jpg

 

[Patriotsfatboy1]

This whole thing is eerily similar to Lost. Has anyone mentioned that yet?

 

[GoBirds]

Find it?

 

[Das Boot]

Hey, I remember this thread.

 

[jon_mx]

Find it?

They found it last week, but since it is not big news anymore, nobody reported it.

 

[mr roboto]

'Answers to the name big white airplane.'

 

[Politician Spock]

Find it?

no

 

[GoBirds]

Only in Malaysia does something like this just end up unresolved. Oh well.

 

[17seconds]

Can say this though... they'll find it before OJ finds the real killer

 

[fred_1_15301]

So how did this happen again? I'll accept the cliff notes version

 

[DiStefano]

So how did this happen again? I'll accept the cliff notes version

1. Plane takes off.

2. Plane gets lost.

3. No one can find it.

 

[fred_1_15301]

So how did this happen again? I'll accept the cliff notes version

1. Plane takes off.

2. Plane gets lost.

3. No one can find it.

I said cliff notes. Why so complicated?

 

[Fennis]

So how did this happen again? I'll accept the cliff notes version

1. Plane takes off.

2. Plane gets lost.

3. No one can find it.

I said cliff notes. Why so complicated?

http://www.babysignlanguage.com/flash-cards/a/airplane/

http://www.babysignlanguage.com/flash-cards/b/bye_bye/

 

[fred_1_15301]

So how did this happen again? I'll accept the cliff notes version

1. Plane takes off.

2. Plane gets lost.

3. No one can find it.

I said cliff notes. Why so complicated?

http://www.babysignlanguage.com/flash-cards/a/airplane/http://www.babysignlanguage.com/flash-cards/b/bye_bye/

Thank you.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Hey, everyone! I just found this thread! I thought it was lost at sea. Or am I thinking of something else?

 

[dozer]

This reminds me of that TV show, Lost.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

This reminds me of that TV show, Lost.

Laugh all you want, you dingdongs.

I never watched a minute of Lost before this thread got going. Now, I'm about 5 episodes into season 4 on Netflix. I think this whole thing was just a brilliant marketing campaign.

 

[TheIronSheik]

This thread reminds me of that show, Lost.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

This thread reminds me of that show, Lost.

Laugh all you want, you dingdongs.

I never watched a minute of Lost before this thread got going. Now, I'm about 5 episodes into season 4 on Netflix. I think this whole thing was just a brilliant marketing campaign.

 

[Two Deep]

So are we still looking?

 

[lod01]

So are we still looking?

I think we are at the point where they just tell the cargo ships to keep an eye out for debris while they pass thru the suspected crash areas.