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When taking a leak at a urinal, do you unzip the fly and unbutton, or do you sneak your...piece...th

  • Unzip/Unbutton

    Votes: 42 42.0%

  • Unzip/Keep buttoned

    Votes: 58 58.0%
  • Total voters
    100
unbotton only and keep a reasonable distance.. unless you are alone and need to readjust the junk and the tucked in shirt etc in which case undo the button, the belt, let it all hang loose and then put it back together again!

 
Angry Beavers said:
unbotton only and keep a reasonable distance.. unless you are alone and need to readjust the junk and the tucked in shirt etc in which case undo the button, the belt, let it all hang loose and then put it back together again!
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This. 

Assuming you meant unzip only...

 
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You forgot to add the option for the weirdos that pee at a urinal with their hands on their waist.  They need to be called out.  Where the #### were these people raised?

 
Button?  Zipper?  Doesn't everyone fish it through their pant leg and out the opening at the bottom?

 
Scoresman said:
You forgot to add the option for the weirdos that pee at a urinal with their hands on their waist.  They need to be called out.  Where the #### were these people raised?
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Or the one arm leaning against the wall over the urinal guy.  And you just know that guy is going to start talking to you.  

 
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Some old gay guy at work got fired for peaking over the urinal divider to check out my hog.  Joke's on him because seeing my very average hog is hardly worth getting fired over. 

I was willing to let the incident go. I told another male coworker, though, and that coworker mentioned my incident to HR after the old gay guy grabbed that coworker's butt.

Not sure why we got rid of that guy.  He made work like an amusing obstacle course of avoiding him.

 
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What is the mindset of people who drop trousers at te urinal? Are you scared that you will forget to pack the Johnson away before zipping back up? How dumb are you if you can not remember the order to putting the schmekle away when done taking a leak?

 
Side note: I walked in on a guy in the bathroom at work, pants down below his butt cheeks (underwear pulled up), fly and button undone, and looking at himself in the mirror.  He claimed he was tucking in his work shirt but I don't know wtf he was really doing.

 
Kanil said:
Side note: I walked in on a guy in the bathroom at work, pants down below his butt cheeks (underwear pulled up), fly and button undone, and looking at himself in the mirror.  He claimed he was tucking in his work shirt but I don't know wtf he was really doing.
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and why don't you believe me...I mean him?

 
The Big Guy said:
What is the mindset of people who drop trousers at the urinal? Are you scared that you will forget to pack the Johnson away before zipping back up? How dumb are you if you can not remember the order to putting the schmekle away when done taking a leak?
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 I have witnessed guys actually undoing their trousers before they have even entered the bathroom. Luckily I was already on my way out the door.

 
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