Turns out urinals are a weird thing. First urinal polls got me wondering about a couple other things.
This.unbotton only and keep a reasonable distance.. unless you are alone and need to readjust the junk and the tucked in shirt etc in which case undo the button, the belt, let it all hang loose and then put it back together again!
Or the one arm leaning against the wall over the urinal guy. And you just know that guy is going to start talking to you.Scoresman said:You forgot to add the option for the weirdos that pee at a urinal with their hands on their waist. They need to be called out. Where the #### were these people raised?
and why don't you believe me...I mean him?Side note: I walked in on a guy in the bathroom at work, pants down below his butt cheeks (underwear pulled up), fly and button undone, and looking at himself in the mirror. He claimed he was tucking in his work shirt but I don't know wtf he was really doing.
I'm going to go with "spit in the urinal" for 1000.
I have witnessed guys actually undoing their trousers before they have even entered the bathroom. Luckily I was already on my way out the door.What is the mindset of people who drop trousers at the urinal? Are you scared that you will forget to pack the Johnson away before zipping back up? How dumb are you if you can not remember the order to putting the schmekle away when done taking a leak?