Movie Game: Name a title that doesn't exist, someone else writes the plot (1 Viewer)

[Scoresman]

Rules

1. Quote someone else's post that contains a made up movie title and then you have to write a brief synopsis on what their film is about based on the movie title they suggest. The titles should be for films that don't exist.

2. Then post your own movie title that's made up for someone else. 

3. You can also name a movie that doesn't have a sequel and give it a sequel ,but you have to include a title you can't just say "PART 2" 
 

I'll start:

The Menstruation Chronicles

 

[Charlie Steiner]

The Menstruation Chronicles

Starring: Jeanine Garofolo and Sarah Silverman

Two self-styled "modern feminist Laurel and Hardy" pals seek to prove the real reason Mars is called "The Red Planet" and the travails they face along the way.

Tagline: Houston, you have a problem!

Next:

The Cheesecake Factory

 

[rockaction]

Starring: Jeanine Garofolo and Sarah Silverman

Two self-styled "modern feminist Laurel and Hardy" pals seek to prove the real reason Mars is called "The Red Planet" and the travails they face along the way.

Tagline: Houston, you have a problem!

Next:

The Cheesecake Factory

Starring: Jason Bateman and Josh Gad 

Two buddies work in a Cheesecake Factory by day. One, a beleaguered dad with an unappreciative wife, the other, a would-be Romeo in a small town. 

Tagline: In the land of milk and honey, it's all cheese and crumbs

Next: 

System Of The Down

 

[Scoresman]

Starring: Jason Bateman and Josh Gad 

Two buddies work in a Cheesecake Factory by day. One, a beleaguered dad with an unappreciative wife, the other, a would-be Romeo in a small town. 

Tagline: In the land of milk and honey, it's all cheese and crumbs

Next: 

System Of The Down

System of the Down

Famous documentarians Morgan Spurlock and Michael Moore team up to take down and expose the little known ponzi scheme empire run by America's top manufacturers of down pillows.  "You will never rest your head on a pillow the same way ever again" says reviewer Richard Roeper.  

Next:

Help, I've Been Shuked! 

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Starring: Jason Bateman and Josh Gad 

Two buddies work in a Cheesecake Factory by day. One, a beleaguered dad with an unappreciative wife, the other, a would-be Romeo in a small town. 

Tagline: In the land of milk and honey, it's all cheese and crumbs

Next: 

System Of The Down

The controversial sequel to the controversial Farrelly Brothers "The Ringer", Johnny Knoxville returns to the Special Olympics and discovers a conspiracy of epic proportions regarding who really controls the world.

Tagline: The truth about why '#######' is no longer allowed.

Next: Green

 

[Keith R]

The controversial sequel to the controversial Farrelly Brothers "The Ringer", Johnny Knoxville returns to the Special Olympics and discovers a conspiracy of epic proportions regarding who really controls the world.

Tagline: The truth about why '#######' is no longer allowed.

Next: Green

Green

Starring: No one you ever heard of.

Indie fish-out-of-water chick-flick where recently divorced protagonist Madison flees New York and finds herself in an Oregon commune.  Despite tough adjustments along the way, grows to love the simple life and the commune-leader.  However, his ex-girlfriend, a true naturalist complete with unshaved legs, keeps this from being a true utopia for Madison.

Next - The Goldfish

 

[wikkidpissah]

Green

Starring: No one you ever heard of.

Indie fish-out-of-water chick-flick where recently divorced protagonist Madison flees New York and finds herself in an Oregon commune.  Despite tough adjustments along the way, grows to love the simple life and the commune-leader.  However, his ex-girlfriend, a true naturalist complete with unshaved legs, keeps this from being a true utopia for Madison.

Next - The Goldfish

An apprentice animator on Finding Nemo 47: Cuddlefish in Aspic goes to a koy pond to refine his fish sketches. One of the fish jumps into his mouth, which begins a buddy road movie where the lead has to poop his new friend out each time he wants to share a life experience with him.

Stars: Shia la Boeuf, Charles R. Tuna IV

Tagline: UUUUUUUUUUnnnnnhhhhEY buddy!

Next: The Road to Everywhere

 

[jrt103]

An apprentice animator on Finding Nemo 47: Cuddlefish in Aspic goes to a koy pond to refine his fish sketches. One of the fish jumps into his mouth, which begins a buddy road movie where the lead has to poop his new friend out each time he wants to share a life experience with him.

Stars: Shia la Boeuf, Charles R. Tuna IV

Tagline: UUUUUUUUUUnnnnnhhhhEY buddy!

Next: The Road to Everywhere

The Road to Everywhere

Road trip comedy of errors when a bus full of kids gets lost---breaks down--- and other delays... on the way to summer camp (Camp Everywhere).

Stars: Tom Arnold as the bus driver and 10 disney kids as the campers.  Cameo by Rob Riggle as camp director.  

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/  score of 35%

Next: Shark Farm 5 - Live bait!

 

[Scoresman]

The Road to Everywhere

Road trip comedy of errors when a bus full of kids gets lost---breaks down--- and other delays... on the way to summer camp (Camp Everywhere).

Stars: Tom Arnold as the bus driver and 10 disney kids as the campers.  Cameo by Rob Riggle as camp director.  

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/  score of 35%

Next: Shark Farm 5 - Live bait!

Horror-comedy where a local fantasy football league's live draft is stalked by a masked killer, who slowly kills each league member one by one.  Can the remaining survivors come up with a shark move and outwit the killer?  Will there be enough guys left alive to keep the league going?  

Next:

Lies About Hitler

 

[tommyboy]

Horror-comedy where a local fantasy football league's live draft is stalked by a masked killer, who slowly kills each league member one by one.  Can the remaining survivors come up with a shark move and outwit the killer?  Will there be enough guys left alive to keep the league going?  

Next:

Lies About Hitler

In this riveting documentary, offspring of Nazi decision makers defend the third Reich. Music by Wagner. 

Next: The Hanging Post.

 

[Quint]

Horror-comedy where a local fantasy football league's live draft is stalked by a masked killer, who slowly kills each league member one by one.  Can the remaining survivors come up with a shark move and outwit the killer?  Will there be enough guys left alive to keep the league going?  

Next:

Lies About Hitler

An aging Political Science professor (Morgan Freeman) is desperate for tenure at the local college. The department head (Mel Brooks) gives the professor one last shot: teach a course on Politics in WWII Nazi Germany .The catch: the class is populated by Alt-Right lacrosse players, whose undefeated season hangs in the balance if they can pass this course. Co-starring Nicholas Hoult as the closeted trans-gender, team captain. 

Next: 

Deciduous  

 

[wikkidpissah]

An aging Political Science professor (Morgan Freeman) is desperate for tenure at the local college. The department head (Mel Brooks) gives the professor one last shot: teach a course on Politics in WWII Nazi Germany .The catch: the class is populated by Alt-Right lacrosse players, whose undefeated season hangs in the balance if they can pass this course. Co-starring Nicholas Hoult as the closeted trans-gender, team captain. 

Next: 

Deciduous  

Deciduous

An uptalking forestry student goes on her college tour and her experiences make her choice very "deciduous".

Stars: Kiernan Shipka, John Boyega, John Malkovich, Furley the Wonder Squirrel

Tagline; No schyaa!

Next: The End

 

[Scoresman]

Deciduous

An uptalking forestry student goes on her college tour and her experiences make her choice very "deciduous".

Stars: Kiernan Shipka, John Boyega, John Malkovich, Furley the Wonder Squirrel

Tagline; No schyaa!

Next: The End

Psychological Horror/Thriller about a severely depressed man who attempts suicide multiple times but keeps surviving.  The twist is that he successfully killed himself a long time ago and this is his version of hell/afterlife.  

Next: The Dracula Paradox

 

[Radical Larry]

Psychological Horror/Thriller about a severely depressed man who attempts suicide multiple times but keeps surviving.  The twist is that he successfully killed himself a long time ago and this is his version of hell/afterlife.  

Next: The Dracula Paradox

The Dracula Paradox stars Michael Cera as a vampire with Celiac Disease.  Most of the movie consists of him trying to find Gluten-free victims.

 

[AAABatteries]

Larry forgot to post a new title but PM'd it to me.

Alias

This quirky comedy about a techer who is a downtrodden Chicago Bears fan stars Wilford Brimley.  Despite his advanced age he gets no joy from his dozens of online aliases until one day he finally makes it on Jeopardy!  Come for the sarcasm, stay for the cat gifs!

Up Next: The Fart Whisperer

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Larry forgot to post a new title but PM'd it to me.

Alias

This quirky comedy about a techer who is a downtrodden Chicago Bears fan stars Wilford Brimley.  Despite his advanced age he gets no joy from his dozens of online aliases until one day he finally makes it on Jeopardy!  Come for the sarcasm, stay for the cat gifs!

Up Next: The Fart Whisperer

Come learn about the silent but deadly inspiration behind the rise of Helen van Biscuits. This is the true story of an athletic trainer who took a young unknown from the sticks and turned her into a glass shattering burrito legend.  You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll cough your fanny right out of your seat.

Next: Parkour Brothers

 

[wikkidpissah]

Parkour Brothers

Sasuke Catpass and his autistic, trans, gymnastics-savant sibling Renee need to get across town to a court-mandated doctor's appointment for them to stay out of jail but Arturo is in trouble with an Asian gang who he hijacked a bag of Molly from and Renee will only leave the house if Arturo makes a game of it.

Starring Zac Efron and the ghost of Martin Short

Tagline: Vault this!

Next: Bridge of Trolls

 

[RokNRole]

Kenjataimu

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Sasuke Catpass and his autistic, trans, gymnastics-savant sibling Renee need to get across town to a court-mandated doctor's appointment for them to stay out of jail but Arturo is in trouble with an Asian gang who he hijacked a bag of Molly from and Renee will only leave the house if Arturo makes a game of it.

Starring Zac Efron and the ghost of Martin Short

Tagline: Vault this!

Next: Bridge of Trolls

A Lars von Trier yarn about 2 homeless brothers who(Stellan and Peter Skarsgaard) who live under the Guldborgsund Bridge .  Kirsten Dunst is abducted and tortured by them until a goat salesman (Liam Hemsworth) comes to her rescue 

Spoiler

he's the 3rd brother

Next up:  Cornhole!

 

[Scoresman]

Cornhole!

Larry the Cable Guy stars in this raunchy comedy about a guy living in a trailer park with his buddies who get into a beef with the guys at a neighboring trailer park and they decide to settle their dispute with a cornhole championship.  Lots of burping, farting, and drinking ensue.  The movie gets 7% on Rottentomatoes.

Next: That's Not My Head

 

[wikkidpissah]

That's Not My Head 

A gossip blogger (James Corden) dies in a masturbation accident and goes to Hell. A Devil's Assistant (America Ferrara) takes him thru seven circles of actual evil to show him just how lame pretend, effiminate, unicorn evil is while a giant facsimile of his face gossips the actual story of his entire life as a running overhead commentary before delivering him to his Final Judge (Phillip Seymour Hoffman)

Tagline: Get off my face!

Next: Penny For Your Thoughs