Mrs. Tufnel's water just broke! (1 Viewer)

[glock]

Best of luck.

:epidural:

And make sure you ask for it right away, unless you're prepared for things to get real ugly, real fast.

Some people actually suggest that your wife get one as well.

Aaarrghh...

 

[The Imp]

I hope it's a boy. It'll be the first man in your family.

 

[wraith5]

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Update?!?

 

[Team]

Is it pee?

 

[NCCommish]

We're all waiting for the webcam address. This is the live FBG birth event of the century.

True

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Is it pee?

 

[Sack-Religious]

Good luck GB! All the best!

 

[Keerock]

Is it pee?

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

you could still be along was off.

Mrs.sniffers water broke at like 6:00 am and we didnt get to see the little one until well after midnight.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

you could still be along was off.Mrs.sniffers water broke at like 6:00 am and we didnt get to see the little one until well after midnight.

We went 29 hours from water break to little Emily giving her first to the world.I've been making it up to my wife ever since.

 

[Jaysus]

Mrs. Tufnel was not due until the end of the week.... I hope you slept in today Mr. Tufnel.

 

[wraith5]

you could still be along was off.Mrs.sniffers water broke at like 6:00 am and we didnt get to see the little one until well after midnight.

We went 29 hours from water break to little Emily giving her first to the world.I've been making it up to my wife ever since.

It's your fault she can't push?

 

[culdeus]

So I take it you are out for the cornhole?

 

[Andy Dufresne]

you could still be along was off.Mrs.sniffers water broke at like 6:00 am and we didnt get to see the little one until well after midnight.

We went 29 hours from water break to little Emily giving her first to the world.I've been making it up to my wife ever since.

It's your fault she can't push?

She got to 5, stopped for about 12 hours and never got past 9. We never even got to the "push" stage. Even after pitocin.

 

[Limp Ditka]

When the doctor's done with the delivery, are you going to ask him if you can "Smell The Glove"?

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Pretty poor form to post and then just up and leave like that without updating.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Best wishes for a smooth birth easy on mother, child, and father.

Probably too late for some sex, but it can't hurt to ask.

Seriously buddy, congrats.

 

[Keerock]

you could still be along was off.Mrs.sniffers water broke at like 6:00 am and we didnt get to see the little one until well after midnight.

We went 29 hours from water break to little Emily giving her first to the world.I've been making it up to my wife ever since.

It's your fault she can't push?

No, it's his fault she's used to only very small objects being down there.

 

[Keys Myaths]

you could still be along was off.Mrs.sniffers water broke at like 6:00 am and we didnt get to see the little one until well after midnight.

We went 29 hours from water break to little Emily giving her first to the world.I've been making it up to my wife ever since.

It's your fault she can't push?

No, it's his fault she's used to only very small objects being down there.

 

[krista4]

Congrats, dude.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

you could still be along was off.Mrs.sniffers water broke at like 6:00 am and we didnt get to see the little one until well after midnight.

We went 29 hours from water break to little Emily giving her first to the world.I've been making it up to my wife ever since.

It's your fault she can't push?

No, it's his fault she's used to only very small objects being down there.

That's not very nice.

 

[mr. furley]

I hope it's a boy. It'll be the first man in your family.

got get 'em, white knight.

 

[prosopis]

WTF?

No updates. I hope he remembered his lap top.

 

[John Black]

Any chance it'll be 11 lbs? Big kid, I know, but it would rule for you to be able to display your kid while saying "This one goes to 11."

My second child was 11lbs when he was born. He was huge compared to the other kids in the nursery.

 

[Keerock]

you could still be along was off.Mrs.sniffers water broke at like 6:00 am and we didnt get to see the little one until well after midnight.

We went 29 hours from water break to little Emily giving her first to the world.I've been making it up to my wife ever since.

It's your fault she can't push?

No, it's his fault she's used to only very small objects being down there.

That's not very nice.

j/k GB...

 

[Andy Dufresne]

you could still be along was off.Mrs.sniffers water broke at like 6:00 am and we didnt get to see the little one until well after midnight.

We went 29 hours from water break to little Emily giving her first to the world.I've been making it up to my wife ever since.

It's your fault she can't push?

No, it's his fault she's used to only very small objects being down there.

That's not very nice.

j/k GB...

I know. I thought about asking if you were sure all those kids were yours, but thought better of it.

 

[wraith5]

you could still be along was off.Mrs.sniffers water broke at like 6:00 am and we didnt get to see the little one until well after midnight.

We went 29 hours from water break to little Emily giving her first to the world.I've been making it up to my wife ever since.

It's your fault she can't push?

No, it's his fault she's used to only very small objects being down there.

Not for nothing, but both of my sons were 21 inches at birth... I know it's not very FBG for me to admit this, but I'm barely 1/2 that. And a lot less than 9 lbs.

 

[Keerock]

Do you ever feel like you're talking to someone that's just not there?

 

[Shutterbug]

And the first thing you do is run to the computer to post it on FBG's ? At least you got your priorities straight

He has to tell his closest friends. ETA: Good luck and congratulations!

 

[Shutterbug]

Over Unders are set:Height: 20.20 inches Weight: 8.19 pounds

I have 19 inches, and 7.5 lbs.

 

[El Floppo]

does this mean Tufnel will be posting less and less?

.... Congrats and good luck Tufnel! Don't be me and have her come to home to a house without flowers for a job well done. Finally somebody for Floppo Jr to beat up for lunch money.

 

[Uncle Humuna]

does this mean Tufnel will be posting less and less? :(

Woo Hoo!Hold on to your hat and fasten your seatbelt bro!!!

 

[yellowdog]

:confetti:

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Her water broke and you are posting?! "Get the salad spoons man!"

Who let you out of your cage?

I get an hour to run around out in the courtyard everyday, armed guards watching of course.

 

[bakes]

Good luck - hope the labor & delivery go smoothly. If she gets stuck at 8, have her roll onto her side - that'll get her up to 10 in one mighty contraction.

Over/under on head lumpiness?

 

[saintfool]

I thought he played for the other team....

Congratulations, man of dubious sexuality!

 

[mr. furley]

I thought he played for the other team....Congratulations, man of dubious sexuality!

hope much?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

When the doctor's done with the delivery, are you going to ask him if you can "Smell The Glove"?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

does this mean Tufnel will be posting less and less?

At least we'll get some random, blurry-eyed, barely coherent 4am postings.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

:confetti:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

:confetti:

:boner:

 

[RudiStein]

Don't let her use the toaster.

 

[popeye]

Waiting for Baby Tufnel alias.

 

[popeye]

While we wait.

 

[saintfool]

I thought he played for the other team....Congratulations, man of dubious sexuality!

hope much?

I was hoping to take over his shtick....

 

[Keerock]

While we wait.

Classic!

 

[Godfather of Soul]

Dearest Fun,

So what can I say, I have been thinking about you a lot lately. I am driving to the hospital, and I just know that we are growing apart. It's really not you. It's me, it's the choices I have made. The places I have put certain appendages. I know you cautioned me. You have always been the smart one.

But I went ahead anyways...I did it, and now the manifestation of my decision is drawing nigh. So I wanted to bid my last "adieu," and when I am ankle deep in baby [POOPOO!!!!111], vomit, and "THE GIRLFRIEND'S GUIDE TO NOT SELLING YOUR BABY TO GYPSIES©" I will think fondly of you, and all the time we spent together. For I feel that once I am free to discover your wonders once again, I will be a much older man than I seem now, and you will not be as attainable to me.

I will miss you. Sweet kisses.

-Nigel

 

[General Malaise]

Is it pee?

 

[Peak]

Is it pee?

honda

 

[amnesiac]

While we wait.

i love that bit.