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Mrs. Tufnel's water just broke! (1 Viewer)

Has the breast feeding begun yet? How about for the baby?
I don't get the allure of this. Seriously. Don't get me wrong. When you look at them and they're going :thumbup: back at you, that doesn't suck. But am I the only one who doesn't like the idea of boobs spitting at him?
You're missing out my friend. Nectar of the Gods.
It just didn't do anything for me.
If you mix it with bourbon, it's insta-eggnog.
 
Print Is Dead said:
UPDATE!Baby Boy Tufnel. Born around 9:45pm last night. 6 lbs. 10 ozs. :thumbup:
CONGRATULATIONS TUFNEL, INC!Where's the other half? :D
 
Print Is Dead said:
UPDATE!Baby Boy Tufnel. Born around 9:45pm last night. 6 lbs. 10 ozs. :D
:bag:Did you order the case of Gas-X yet? Also: The poop's gonna look like that for a while. Also: Sometime in the not too distant future you're going to post a thread here along the lines of "Baby poop is seafoam green, holy hell, is this an alien? :lmao: " Prepare yourself now and you'll be fine.
 
Has the breast feeding begun yet? How about for the baby?
I don't get the allure of this. Seriously. Don't get me wrong. When you look at them and they're going :rolleyes: back at you, that doesn't suck. But am I the only one who doesn't like the idea of boobs spitting at him?
You're missing out my friend. Nectar of the Gods.
It just didn't do anything for me.
If you mix it with bourbon, it's insta-eggnog.
GM knows stuff.
 
Has the breast feeding begun yet? How about for the baby?
I don't get the allure of this. Seriously. Don't get me wrong. When you look at them and they're going :rolleyes: back at you, that doesn't suck. But am I the only one who doesn't like the idea of boobs spitting at him?
You're missing out my friend. Nectar of the Gods.
It just didn't do anything for me.
If you mix it with bourbon, it's insta-eggnog.
GM knows stuff.
no nutmeg though?
 
Has the breast feeding begun yet? How about for the baby?
I don't get the allure of this. Seriously. Don't get me wrong. When you look at them and they're going :unsure: back at you, that doesn't suck. But am I the only one who doesn't like the idea of boobs spitting at him?
You're missing out my friend. Nectar of the Gods.
It just didn't do anything for me.
If you mix it with bourbon, it's insta-eggnog.
GM knows stuff.
no nutmeg though?
Only for the wife, it's kind of a modified teabag approach.
 
Use the breasteses milk to replace coconut milk in all your cooking and bartending applications. It's terrific in batters for stir fry. Makes a wonderful addition to tropical cocktails, is delicious in White Russians or any mixture with Baileys or Kahlua. Also makes a righteous smoothie.

 
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:rant: Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Print Is Dead, please tell Tufnel congrats for me and that we would like to see pics of the baby whenever he gets a chance to get back on here.

 
Congrats, NT. Play the boy some Wilco for me. Maybe he'll grow up to be a master musician ala Jeff Tweedy, then you can retire in splendor.

 

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