My farts smell like donuts today (1 Viewer)

[TheAristocrat]

Last night, I was pretty baked and got the munchies. I walked to the convenience store and the 30 (or so) pack of powder sugar donuts in a bag got the best of me (and a half gallon of milk).

When I got back to my place, I ate the entire bag within one episode of Arrested Development. With my belly full and me somewhat contented, I fell asleep.

Earlier this morning, I closed my office door in anticipation of the farts which had been brewing since I woke up but hadn't yet escaped my sphincter. I blew two noisy ones off my leather chair and was quite proud until I didn't recognize my own brand. It reeked like powdered sugar donuts. As Murphy's Law would have it, a co-worker immediately knocked on my door and let herself in.

Her: Hey, on (project), did you happen to...it smells like donuts in here.

Me: Does it?

Her: And it's not Donut Friday. Did you grab some on your way in this morning?

Me: Um, no. But it sure smells like it.

Her: It's a strong as [co-worker's] perfume. Weird.

Maybe twenty minutes later, my boss walked into my office for our beginning of the week meeting and commented on the odor of donuts after another one of my gassy outbursts. And powdered sugar donuts to be specific.

So I just wanted you all to know that my farts smell like powdered sugar donuts today. That is all. Carry on.

 

[17seconds]

that is....

AWESOME!

 

[Andrew74]

Donuts, is there anything they can't do?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Powdered donuts...the other white meat!

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Do maple logs or cinnamon rolls next.

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

My stomach hurts from laughing

 

[Buckfast 1]

I feel strange for having a strong urge for white powdered donuts after reading that story.

It's the first time that someone describing the smell of their fart has made me instantly crave that food source of the smell. Rotten eggs, rotting meat, not so much.

 

[Chuckles]

Drink a bottle of febreze.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Drink a bottle of febreze.

Why do you hate the smell of powdered sugar donuts?

 

[Chuckles]

Drink a bottle of febreze.

Why do you hate the smell of powdered sugar donuts?

Of course not.I just think it would be cool if his farts could freshen a room. He could be considered a superhero.

 

[KGB]

That is awesome. I'm gonna try it.

 

[Harry Manback]

I'm speechless.

I think I have an iCrush on TheAristocrat

 

[themikus]

Drink a bottle of febreze.

Why do you hate the smell of powdered sugar donuts?

Of course not.I just think it would be cool if his farts could freshen a room. He could be considered a superhero.

Fart blossoms.

 

[badmojo1006]

What kind of Donuts?

Regular glaze, Jelly Donut, Apple Fritter?

 

[Chuckles]

For your next stunt you should it a whole mess of durians.

 

[Postradamus]

Donuts make excellent whiskey chasers. I learned this 2 days ago.

 

[Oh Yes!]

I feel strange for having a strong urge for white powdered donuts after reading that story.It's the first time that someone describing the smell of their fart has made me instantly crave that food source of the smell. Rotten eggs, rotting meat, not so much.

Mine usually smell like BBQ potato chips

 

[SuperJohn96]

I'd be worried if they smelled like Boston Creme.

 

[TheAristocrat]

What kind of Donuts?Regular glaze, Jelly Donut, Apple Fritter?

It was a bag of the powdered sugar thirty pack that probably should have fed a family of four breakfast.I can't find an image on the Internet nor do I know the brand name.

 

[Anonymous Internet User]

Next time down several gallons of Egg Drop soup from a chinese restaurant and continue the experiment.

 

[TheAristocrat]

I'd be worried if they smelled like Boston Creme.

You are a sick and disgusting man, Poochie.Don't think that doesn't turn me on.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Do maple logs or cinnamon rolls next.

Didn't work. I definitely smell my brand this morning.Which is sad because I so desperately wanted people to think I was baking cinnamon rolls in my office.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Do maple logs or cinnamon rolls next.

Didn't work. I definitely smell my brand this morning.Which is sad because I so desperately wanted people to think I was baking cinnamon rolls in my office.

The point is that you made the effort. Frankly you are an innovator. Soon there will be products on the market so that we guys can be blowing scents to attract the opposite sex and can freshen our world. You have lit the way like Diogenes and his lamp. You Sir are a real american hero. In your honor I herald you with a 21 fanny cough salute.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Next time down several gallons of Egg Drop soup from a chinese restaurant and continue the experiment.

The Chinese is not that good in Denver. The mexicaned food is stellar out here but that doesn't improve my gas in the least.

 

[Chuckles]

Do maple logs or cinnamon rolls next.

Didn't work. I definitely smell my brand this morning.Which is sad because I so desperately wanted people to think I was baking cinnamon rolls in my office.

The point is that you made the effort. Frankly you are an innovator. Soon there will be products on the market so that we guys can be blowing scents to attract the opposite sex and can freshen our world. You have lit the way like Diogenes and his lamp. You Sir are a real american hero. In your honor I herald you with a 21 fanny cough salute.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[CutlerToCutler]

 

[Chuckles]

A quarterback cat pass to himself.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

This was an episode of The Facts of Life.

 

[Chuckles]

This was an episode of The Facts of Life.

I guess we should call the OP tootie.

 

[T Bell]

So, which floor today, Aristocrat?

 

[JBIZZLE]

I dare EVERYONE to eat one FIBER ONE bar. Eat two if you're really brave. I guarantee that you will have the worst smelling farts in your entire life. GOOD LUCK. report back once this has been completed!



Need proof? Follow this link!

http://www.pleasegodno.com/index.php?/arch...ke-me-Fart.html

read the comments below....

Note:: Edited to add the correct link.

 

[badmojo1006]

Do maple logs or cinnamon rolls next.

Huhuhuhuhuh You said Log

 

[glock]

Any of you smart fellers fart smellers see my cell phone??

 

[Gordo]

My donuts smelled like farts this morning.

 

[Fat Nick]

I farted on the train this morning. I wish it smelled like donuts.

I usually fall asleep on the morning train into work. This morning, I was sleeping very deeply, and I ripped one so loud I woke up...and turned heads from the surrounding seats. Because it clearly woke me up, there was no hiding it. Needless to say I'll be switching "my usual bording spot," in the coming days.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

My donuts smelled like farts this morning.

you did it wrong, chief

 

[ATC1]

It's the damn crunch berries I tell you!!

 

[TheAristocrat]

I farted on the train this morning. I wish it smelled like donuts. I usually fall asleep on the morning train into work. This morning, I was sleeping very deeply, and I ripped one so loud I woke up...and turned heads from the surrounding seats. Because it clearly woke me up, there was no hiding it. Needless to say I'll be switching "my usual bording spot," in the coming days.

I have yet to wake myself with a good rip. Had I been on the train,

 

[TheAristocrat]

So, which floor today, Aristocrat?

Either 7 or 19. Would you like an update later?

 

[T Bell]

So, which floor today, Aristocrat?

Either 7 or 19. Would you like an update later?

Yes. I'll make a thread.

 

[JBIZZLE]

I dare EVERYONE to eat one FIBER ONE bar. Eat two if you're really brave. I guarantee that you will have the worst smelling farts in your entire life. GOOD LUCK. report back once this has been completed!



Need proof? Follow this link!

http://www.pleasegodno.com/index.php?/arch...ke-me-Fart.html

read the comments below....

Note:: Edited to add the correct link.

Anyone do this yet? You will NOT be disappointed!!!

 

[Ned]

My donuts smelled like farts this morning.

You're not supposed to fart on the donuts, dummy.

 

[Fat Nick]

I dare EVERYONE to eat one FIBER ONE bar. Eat two if you're really brave. I guarantee that you will have the worst smelling farts in your entire life. GOOD LUCK. report back once this has been completed!



Need proof? Follow this link!

http://www.pleasegodno.com/index.php?/arch...ke-me-Fart.html

read the comments below....

Note:: Edited to add the correct link.

Anyone do this yet? You will NOT be disappointed!!!

I started reading this...I had to stop because I'm at work and I'm almost crying from laughing.

 

[grateful zed]

bump for the muchie crowd.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Did it again today. Lifted a cheek and now my office smells like powdered donuts. Should be an interesting team meeting in 20 minutes.