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was gonna put this in a vent thread but all I see is Week Five Vent Thread and I need a 2006, 2007, 2008 Vent Thread for this guy

My name is Lash and I do own Vernon Davis

i feel like such a moron for buying into the hype that I thought I'd start a club

Vernon Davis Anonymous

workout warrior, tarzan/jane, click/clack, and all the other cliche's

I don't think I can remember a bigger top10 bust recently that kept owners' thinking he may break out

Troy Williamson?

Mike Williams?

Cedric Benson?

at least THOSE guys showed glaring problems immediately

My name is Lash and I do own Vernon Davis

 
Vernon Davis Disease -

definition- underwhelming, unable to meet expectations.

cause- overemphasis on pro combine measurable, belief in coach speak

symptoms- ill feeling in the pit of your stomach when watching 49ers games or looking at the boxscores.

cure- only can be cured by removal from infected area (team). Can be passed on to another ownervia trade but this is highly unlikely. Most plausible way of removal is via cutting.

 
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