My Seedling (1 Viewer)

[BroadwayG]

My seedling

Sometimes you cause me such pain

I do not know why they call it blue

When I rub up against you

Now I watch you go down the drain

My seedling

 

[Homer J Simpson]

It's a spectacular day

And this thread is so gay

There can be no reason

Not to go out and play

But I'm feeling rather ill

Can I gather the will

...

awww #### this, I'm going to play golf

 

[Otis]

Oh poor little seedinghow you've started to wiltOtis has been neglecting youin favor of some MILFHere's some love to tide you overat least until he wakes and shakes his skull crushing hangover

 

[Otis]

lantfood:

:water:

atsdirt:

 

[Verbal Kint]

lantfood::water:atsdirt:

Well, farewell little seedlinghow we barely knew ye.Was that really water Otis poured on you?It smelled alot like pee. Attention span, not his strong suitFitted shirts are more his bagAlas, you will never bear any fruitWhile he is off seeding some hag.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

There's an OtisIn the cityThinks the girl are very prettyHe likes to get them drinkingSo that they are beyond thinkingFrom time to time he takes one home'Cause he don't like to be aloneHe'd like to sex them 'till they glistenBut his willy just won't listen!They exit with a knowing smirkAnd Otis just a flaccid jerkIf only he could force his junk to work!

This is the best thing in this thread, and it deserves more love than Otis' pent-up seed.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

this was the SOTD in the Otis shtick draft

 

[Otis]

GOOD MORNING precious seedling!

It's good to see you've grown!

With each day you've got, bigger

Almost like Scupper's dome!

For that, you have our iFriends

To thank for what they've done

With Bob's love and attention

he treats you like a son!

So it's good to see you're doing well;

I'll check back on you soon.

Just remember not to drink the water

from the bong in JoeT's dorm room!

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

The FFA will prove dedicated and courageous

In helping this "seed" grow to one hundred pages.

Amen.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Oh dearest seedling, so young and strong

Ignore the things your daddy does wrong.

Do not let him impart on thee

His playboy ways and STDs.

Look past his :boner: for Frank Gore

And his need to be an attention whore.

Try to avoid young sprouts who are frigid

And keep your stem from staying rigid.

Avoid his tendency to bet hands he should muck

And create awful poems that ####ing suck.

 

[ELM]

This FBG Otis made up a poem

I couldnt verify cuz I hardly know 'em

So I asked Woz if he believed every single thread

He replied "Does Scupper have a big head?"

Needed an opinion from the other side

As the Otis fan base has a big divide

Went and sought out that Mr. Pickles

Only story he believed was where Otis had the trickles

So there we have it, What to do?

We still don't know if they're true

Give up or keep sifting?

I'd ask Chase but he's busy lifting.

I guess next week I can ask Krista4

Is Otis the troof or just an attention whore?

 

[Verbal Kint]

O! Seedling my hope is that ye grow,

Strong and tall and full,

But one must wonder with such a thread,

How without 'err the need for the Bark Beetle,

Or drought or fire or ax's blade,

Soon you shall be be dead.

Alas, you shall be dead,

Like ye father's Gonorrhea,

And Chlamydia,

And Trichomoniasis,

And other Sexually Transmitted Diseases,

Struggling to exist,

But according to some test results,

Cut down in life's sweet stingy prime.

O! Poor penis cheeses.

Very Tenacious D

 

[This Thread Sucks]

 

[Otis]

:water:

 

[Da Guru]

:water:

 

[Fla\/\/ed]

What a pathetic attention whore.

 

[Otis]

:water:

 

[All Your Base Are Belong To Us]

Gayest thing going.

 

[OC Zed]

:Napalm:

 

[Otis]

And still yet you grow!

It's almost cartoonish

to look at you go!

With vigor and might you push through the soil

and you never give up, just like Tanner Boyle!

You need our affection -- the FFA can oblige,

And my this is special! Like Wal-Mart meets Kige!

I hope you'll keep growing, and you stay deeply rooted,

And may all of the cards in your deck remain suited,

So I'll bid you good night, with a pat and some water,

And let's hope that a "point to the seed"'s not in order!

 

[Shutterbug]

 

[Bob Sacamano]

How many times do you think the Otis seed has found fertile ground without Otis' knowledge? Is the world littered with little Oti, polluting the interweb with terrible poems about The Backyardigans and not being able to finish... Kindergarten?

 

[HarryManback]

Not what I thought.

 

[Otis]

:sunrays:

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Little, tiny seed,

Why so small?

I thought, by now,

You'd have grown tall.

A few have added water

And fresh soil to your bed,

But it takes a village

To raise a thread.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

ee:

 

[Otis]

ee:

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Little, baby seed,

All covered in pee,

Don't be discouraged

By one FBG.

 

[PooFromHeck]

Apparently Otis has forgotten fertilizer

(something to do with the Breathalyzer?)

Clearly the seedling needs compost

in order to reach its height utmost

so while I don't have much to do

I do have one think I can give to you

fresh poo.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Apparently Otis has forgotten fertilizer(something to do with the Breathalyzer?)Clearly the seedling needs compostin order to reach its height utmostso while I don't have much to doI do have one think I can give to youfresh poo.

Everybody knows GM eats all the poo.

 

[Otis]

:singstoseedling:

 

[Shutterbug]

:singstoseedling:

whatcha singing to it?

 

[Otis]

I Notice Otis (McMuffin brothers)by NipseyThere's that fella Capella and there's a dude named Rudebut I notice Otis!

This still gets me. Seriously, is there a better poster here than Nipsey?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

ee:

Little, baby seed,All covered in pee,Don't be discouragedBy one FBG.

:spitcoffee:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

:isitpee?:

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Just throw it in the LHUCKS thread. It'll get all the fertilizer it can handle.

Sorry this was not in poetry form.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Just throw it in the LHUCKS thread. It'll get all the fertilizer it can handle.Sorry this was not in poetry form.

Transplant your seed to the thread of LHUCKSFor maneur aplenty and fertilizer deluxeOr better yet, The Cage, for that famous #### of Truck'sAnd no fear of discussing the Oregon Ducks.:horriblebutstillbetterthanOtis':

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Seedy Seed Seed,

What is it that you need?

We stuck you in a pot

And water you a lot,

Yet you still don't grow like a weed.

 

[popeye]

Oh mighty seed of Otis, you are so resplendent,

one day you'll hookup with that flight attendant.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Oh mighty seed of Otis, you are so resplendent,one day you'll hookup with that flight attendant.

outstanding This seed is getting lots of attention. Will it ever bloom?I have 2 to 1 odds that it turns out to be a shroom.

 

[BringItOn]

:Water:

 

[Otis]

:water:

 

[falconeyed]

Why dig this up?

 

[Cunk]

It's getting so frigid and cold at night.

No water for a while.

I hope you're alright.

What's that that you say you've continued to grow!

By feeding off the nourishment of a homeless big toe.

I didn't expect that and that's pretty sad.

But you show your a survivor and for that I'm glad.

I see that your tired.

Go take a nap.

I'll fertilize you now.

Drop trou. Take crap.

 

[dickey moe]

Im standin at the crossroadsTryin to read the signsTo tell me which way I shouldGo to find the answerAnd all the time I knowLet your love and let it grow.Let it grow, let it grow,Let it blossom, let it flow.In the sun and in the snowLove is lovely, let it grow.Lookin for a reasonTo check out on my mind.Its so hard to find aFriend that I can count on.Theres nothin left to show,Plant your love and let it grow.Let it grow...Time is gettin shorterAnd theres much for you to do,Only askn you will get what you are needin,The rest is up to you.Plant your love and let it grow.

I can play this on the harmonica

 

[The Duff Man]

Did anyone pinpoint the moment the FFA became a competition to out-lame each other? Apparently they did.

 

[Otis]

Happy Holidays to you Seedling, oh MY how you've grown!

Under cover of frost you've done well on your own.

Collecting the nutrients from the soil above

From your iFriends sent along with some FFA love

And for that reason we've so much to be thankful for now

Whether it's Righetti's secret santa or woz's wozzow

The FFA abounds with holiday fun

Just take care with your step -- we're still at Defcon 1.

The presents are flowing around this time of year

it's a product of all of mr. pickles' Christmas cheer

despite that he's basically become BGP

he'd stll return that monitor to Circuit City.

But the presents are flowing from one to the next

Sofakings sent me an Adventist text

a fruitcake from furley, and a notebook from hack,

and even the Imp has put down the smack

From your iFriends to you, we wish you good tidings

though shuke's probably home licking aluminum siding

Because Christmas cheer spreads from one to the many

you never know if you'll end up with an ### penny

So I'm sure, tiny seedling, you must think it queer

The way that the mods say the end is near!

While throughout the FFA good tidings abound

hopefully in 08 JB won't SHUT IT DOWN

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you, little seedling, from all of us here in the FFA!

 

[Colin Dowling]

:water:

 

[phrozen]

Seedy Seed Seed,What is it that you need?We stuck you in a potAnd water you a lot,Yet you still don't grow like a weed.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

:weedeater:

oops

:rubsdirtonit: