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My wife found another woman's thong in our bed (1 Viewer)
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shadyridr
Footballguy
scratch and sniff?
Rick James
Footballguy
I've talked to women about this. Sometimes it is an accident. Other times, the women purposefully hides their stuff (panties, bras) in a place the man won't look through, but they know the wife will find. It's all head games. Marking their territory.
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Footballguy
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Josie Maran
Footballguy
shadyridr
Footballguy
she too old for you dude
Josie Maran
Footballguy
But she's tiny and wears wonderful undies.she too old for you dude
I can make exceptions!
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Guest
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She's 20 and wears size small thongs. What else do you need to know?
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Everything.She's 20 and wears size small thongs. What else do you need to know?
JohnfrmCleveland
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
are you being serious here?
Bucky86
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Hell, even unsexy 50 year old women wear stuff like this these days.A sexy and horny 20 year old woman. Thats who.
JohnfrmCleveland
Footballguy
But she's on vacation with, I'm guessing, her parents, aunts, and uncles.Hell, even unsexy 50 year old women wear stuff like this these days.A sexy and horny 20 year old woman. Thats who.
Maybe there's a better story in here somewhere....
Bucky86
Footballguy
Is this schtick? The girl is 20 years old. She probably brought a friend so they can hang out on their own and meet guys.But she's on vacation with, I'm guessing, her parents, aunts, and uncles.Hell, even unsexy 50 year old women wear stuff like this these days.A sexy and horny 20 year old woman. Thats who.
Maybe there's a better story in here somewhere....
ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
Remind me to write a testimonial to the company that made my screen protector.
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McGarnicle
Footballguy
20 really is a great age.
fred_1_15301
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TGINF
Zow
Footballguy
I've been there numerous times as a kid but never heard it called "obx"
Buckfast 1
Footballguy
The same thing happened to me one time. I had just gotten back from spending a weekend with my friends in my hometown, and, shortly after I got home, my wife found a unfamiliar pair of panties in our bed. I was thoroughly confused as she was berating me with accusations of infidelity. I had washed some clothes at one of my friends' parents' house over the weekend, and I'm guessing that a pair of his mom's panties must have been left in the washer or dryer and then gotten mixed in with my clothes. Despite my innocence, my wife was more than a bit skeptical.
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Officer Pete Malloy
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If this is such a "family oriented" vacation who the hell is going to know what kind of panties she's wearing? She could go commando or walk around all weekend with a vibrating egg in her IBX (North Carolina Inner Box) and nobody would know.But she's on vacation with, I'm guessing, her parents, aunts, and uncles.Hell, even unsexy 50 year old women wear stuff like this these days.A sexy and horny 20 year old woman. Thats who.
Maybe there's a better story in here somewhere....
ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
I had to take an overnight business trip, which is very rare. Since it was only one night and I was driving, I decided to just pack a gym bag. I've had this gym bag forever and have used it for a lot of different things. It had been a long time since I had used it, so I had to get it out of the far reaches of my closet.
I got it out and opened it up, finding a pair of balled up womens panties. After a quick thought process, I decided to go right to my wife.
"Honey," I said, "I just wanted to let you know that I just found these panties in the bottom of my gym bag. I've had this bag forever and I found these inside. They're probably some old vacation I took with an ex. I just wanted to ler you know, in case you saw them in the trashcan."
My wife took the panties from me and proceeds to unfold them. She holds them up and stretches them past the width of her shoulders.
My wife looks at me with an innocent grin, "Honey, we packed that bag for the trip to the hospital when we had [our son]. These were my 9 month pregnancy underwear."
"Oh."
She then gives me her sweet, ####-eating grin, "How big were some of the women you dated?"
I got it out and opened it up, finding a pair of balled up womens panties. After a quick thought process, I decided to go right to my wife.
"Honey," I said, "I just wanted to let you know that I just found these panties in the bottom of my gym bag. I've had this bag forever and I found these inside. They're probably some old vacation I took with an ex. I just wanted to ler you know, in case you saw them in the trashcan."
My wife took the panties from me and proceeds to unfold them. She holds them up and stretches them past the width of her shoulders.
My wife looks at me with an innocent grin, "Honey, we packed that bag for the trip to the hospital when we had [our son]. These were my 9 month pregnancy underwear."
"Oh."
She then gives me her sweet, ####-eating grin, "How big were some of the women you dated?"
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Fennis
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a dude or two in this thread probably do tooHell, even unsexy 50 year old women wear stuff like this these days.A sexy and horny 20 year old woman. Thats who.
AAABatteries
Footballguy
An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the dayShe then gives me her sweet, ####-eating grin, "How big were some of the women you dated?"
AAABatteries
Footballguy
You banged your friend's mom dude? really? She probably looked a lot like your friend so It was like next best thing...
NorvilleBarnes
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Rohn Jambo
Footballguy
Shady gave himself away
"Me: I have no clue. All I know is the shirt was folded in my drawer, I put it on, saw that inside it and threw it on the bed figuring it was yours."
"Me: I have no clue. All I know is the shirt was folded in my drawer, I put it on, saw that inside it and threw it on the bed figuring it was yours."
AAABatteries
Footballguy
Thongs are sexy as hell but I don't get how women where those things. If I ever decide to start cross-dressing I think I'll go commando to avoid panty lines.
glumpy
breeze
Flying V
Footballguy
Meet the cousin, return her panties, and say "Thanks for an awesome evening! Let's do it again when you are not quite so drunk."
glumpy
breeze
Reading through this I see I was too late with my previous post! Maybe I've got my timeline wrong but I think somewhere around 1990 they came up with an advertising campaign and that's what's on all the bumper stickers from down east. I think mostly mid state (AB) but it could be up towards Kill Devil HIlls.
AB = Atlantic Beach
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ClownCausedChaos2
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GoFishTN
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Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Did someone smell it to make sure the right girl got it back? That's what I always do in these cases. 
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Something very similar to this happened at our house as well. Ex found a thong in either the laundry or maybe even a bathroom trash container at our house. It was within a week after we had a lot of people over at a party. She questioned me like crazy, and is extremely jealous. I'm not sure she ever actually believed I was not involved, but two tears in a bucket now right.....
Sadly, I had nothing to do with it. I think the comments that wimmens are crazy and very likely to pull some crap stunts like leaving thongs is completely accurate. They can be some devilish creatures.
Sadly, I had nothing to do with it. I think the comments that wimmens are crazy and very likely to pull some crap stunts like leaving thongs is completely accurate. They can be some devilish creatures.
