Naked Gardening (1 Viewer)

[Galileo]

I didn't know this was even a thing, but apparently today is World Naked Gardening Day!  What did you plant today???

NSFW

 

[kutta]

Somehow I think the people that actually do this look nothing like the folks in the link.

 

[Soulfly3]

well, things do grow best in manure.... so a lot of these pigs will have nice gardens

 

[MikeIke]

I think the third picture is a young Hillary Clinton 

 

[Gopher State]

I think the third picture is a young Hillary Clinton 

Or an old Bernie Sanders

 

[ProstheticRGK]

I worked in the Operating Room for 10 years. We'd get called in for emergency cases in the middle of the night pretty frequently. I would always ask when called, what kind of case we were doing, so I could start planning out what I needed to do when I got there. Every so often, the case would be described as simply: "removal of a foreign body." every time I got that description at that time of night, without fail, it would end up being a case of having to extricate a (usually) prodigiously large, phallic-shaped object from the rectum of an overzealous and randy gentleman with poor grip strength. 

The explanations for just how the object ended up deep enough in the rectum to require surgical intervention were varied, but always a variation on a theme of accidental insertion. One gentleman had a foreign body that had slid well past his rectal shelf, and could not even be visualized anymore, even with the aid of a speculum to dilate his sphincter to near baby-birthing proportions. As we prepared to take him back to the surgical room, he told us of his habit of naked gardening. Apparently, this particular night, as he was indulging in his naturalistic past time, he stumbled and fell backwards squarely aligning his rectum with what I imagine was the largest cucumber in his, or any of his neighbors' gardens. I do not remember the date, but it could have been May 7th. So, please, be careful out there, and wear a but plug while naked gardening.

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

It was a one-in-a-million shot, Doc.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

I worked in the Operating Room for 10 years. We'd get called in for emergency cases in the middle of the night pretty frequently. I would always ask when called, what kind of case we were doing, so I could start planning out what I needed to do when I got there. Every so often, the case would be described as simply: "removal of a foreign body." every time I got that description at that time of night, without fail, it would end up being a case of having to extricate a (usually) prodigiously large, phallic-shaped object from the rectum of an overzealous and randy gentleman with poor grip strength. 

The explanations for just how the object ended up deep enough in the rectum to require surgical intervention were varied, but always a variation on a theme of accidental insertion. One gentleman had a foreign body that had slid well past his rectal shelf, and could not even be visualized anymore, even with the aid of a speculum to dilate his sphincter to near baby-birthing proportions. As we prepared to take him back to the surgical room, he told us of his habit of naked gardening. Apparently, this particular night, as he was indulging in his naturalistic past time, he stumbled and fell backwards squarely aligning his rectum with what I imagine was the largest cucumber in his, or any of his neighbors' gardens. I do not remember the date, but it could have been May 7th. So, please, be careful out there, and wear a but plug while naked gardening.

Just this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p5ncsjMVzcc

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I worked in the Operating Room for 10 years. We'd get called in for emergency cases in the middle of the night pretty frequently. I would always ask when called, what kind of case we were doing, so I could start planning out what I needed to do when I got there. Every so often, the case would be described as simply: "removal of a foreign body." every time I got that description at that time of night, without fail, it would end up being a case of having to extricate a (usually) prodigiously large, phallic-shaped object from the rectum of an overzealous and randy gentleman with poor grip strength. 

The explanations for just how the object ended up deep enough in the rectum to require surgical intervention were varied, but always a variation on a theme of accidental insertion. One gentleman had a foreign body that had slid well past his rectal shelf, and could not even be visualized anymore, even with the aid of a speculum to dilate his sphincter to near baby-birthing proportions. As we prepared to take him back to the surgical room, he told us of his habit of naked gardening. Apparently, this particular night, as he was indulging in his naturalistic past time, he stumbled and fell backwards squarely aligning his rectum with what I imagine was the largest cucumber in his, or any of his neighbors' gardens. I do not remember the date, but it could have been May 7th. So, please, be careful out there, and wear a but plug while naked gardening.

Safety first.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Wide open spaces. ool

 

[MikeIke]

So did anyone else trim their bush?

 

[Galileo]

So did anyone else trim their bush?

No, but I planted lots of seed with my ho