Name my rec leage basketball team (1 Viewer)

[igbomb]

Well, I have been relegated captain of my rec league basketball team, and I need to come up with a name.

The last time we played in this league, one of my teammates gave us the worst name in basketball history, "Party of Five". He couldn't think of one, so he let his girlfriend name our team. Of course, none of us even knew until we got the schedule.

So I need to come up with something at least marginally better.

Ideas?

 

[Great Grinchy Trick]

##### of Hazard

 

[ElGatoLoco]

No Blood, No Foul

 

[igbomb]

##### of Hazard

Some kind of basketball theme is most desirable.But that's certainly a nice start.

 

[Mad Cow]

You shall be named The Whips, and you shall play Devo's Whip It whenever you take the court.

 

[Flying V]

Dunkin' Do Naughts

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Above the Rimjob?

 

[UlyssesNorris]

Four Men and a Baby

 

[Osaurus]

Wilt Chamberlain's Unknown Family

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Wilt Chamberlain's Unknown Family

Or Wilt's Illegitimate Kids.

 

[nase]

The Nigerian Separatist Militia

..imagine the surprise of the crowd as "the hawks vs. the nigerian seperatist militia" is heard over the loudspeakers.

 

[nase]

The A-(nus)Team

 

[Foosball God]

The Ball Handlers

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Up and In

 

[Al Czervik]

Gotta Go Hoop

 

[Slinger]

Airballers.

 

[igbomb]

Some quality ones in here.

Currently passing them by a couple teammates. I think The Ball Handlers might win.

 

[(HULK)]

Boxing Out Makes Us Horny

 

[ScottNorwood]

The last time we played in this league, one of my teammates gave us the worst name in basketball history, "Party of Five".

 

[Foosball God]

Some quality ones in here.

Currently passing them by a couple teammates. I think The Ball Handlers might win.

 

[Sack-Religious.]

"Who's Next?"

This really only works if you've got a good team though.

 

[patrickmcgroin]

##### of Hazard

Some kind of basketball theme is most desirable.But that's certainly a nice start.

Balls of Hazard?

 

[TLEF316]

Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate

they play so fine, dont you agree?

 

[ScottNorwood]

"Who's Next?"

This really only works if you've got a good team though.

This one might be worse than Party of Five.

 

[Parmcat]

Chocolate Thunders Back Door Boys

 

[Sack-Religious.]

"Who's Next?"

This really only works if you've got a good team though.

This one might be worse than Party of Five.

 

[igbomb]

"Who's Next?"

This really only works if you've got a good team though.

We should be pretty good. We don't have anyone over 6'5", but we have five guys that are over 6'3". We'll probably compete for the title.

 

[ScottNorwood]

How about:

Beverly Hoops 90210

 

[ScottNorwood]

21 Jumpshot

 

[Parmcat]

Stuff the Hole

 

[UlyssesNorris]

[moratorium off]

Brokebackboards

[moratorium on]

 

[Sack-Religious.]

Manute's Bols

 

[ScottNorwood]

Melrose Hoops

 

[Osaurus]

Balley Miller

 

[Flying V]

[moratorium off]

Brokebackboards

[moratorium on]

Nutin Butt Net

 

[Dreamer]

Passmasters.

Then you all rip the p's off your jerseys.

 

[patrickmcgroin]

Kobe's nutella spread

 

[eroom1369]

Worm Sweat

 

[igbomb]

Passmasters.

Then you all rip the p's off your jerseys.

I like this one.

 

[blenderfrog]

LostBalls

Sea Monkeys

Corn Dogs

Round Mounds of Rebound

Big 10 Choke Artists

Faceballs

Washington Generals (is that the team the Globetrotters always played?)

Peens' Revenge

Little Dribblers

Flatfooted White Males

Assist Holes

Arc Angels (3 point arc [or arch?])

Bobby Knight's Zone Defense

 

[patrickmcgroin]

Washington Generals (is that the team the Globetrotters always played?)

Peens' Revenge

They should mix up these two ideas and have "Peen's Revenge" always play the Globetrotters. "Peen's Revenge" could have all skinheads or something like that.

 

[dlos]

Dicken's Cider

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Hanson Bros. Basketball

Heir Jordans

Four 2 guards and a small forward

Hit the Showers

Dunk in the Trunk

The Picket Fence

The Shockers

Tequila White Lightning

See You Next Tuesday

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Bye?

 

[mr. furley]

Boxing Out Makes Us Horny

 

[mr. furley]

[moratorium off]

Brokebackboards

[moratorium on]

 

[pigskinliquors]

5 ##### 9 balls

 

[igbomb]

5 ##### 9 balls

 

[pgreenfan]

The Sofa Kings evey jersey shoud read We Todd Did on the back.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Fivehead