*NBA THREAD* Abe will be missed (3 Viewers)

[mr. furley]

How soon till they fire Spoolestra? Tomorrow?

Next week

he should take Chalmers with him.. and erase any record of his existence from the Heat's books :X

That was one of my favorite parts of LeChoke's performance - he would whip passes as soon as he got the ball to Mario F'n Chalmers

It's funny how Chalmers has a reputation for being a good defender; probably based on his 2 steals per game his rookie season. That scrub couldn't guard my auntie Mabel on the perimeter.

he got torched by absolutely everyone they threw at himand he may have had the highest self-opinion of any guy on that court the entire series. maybe Stevenson thinks he's better but i imagine it's close.

 

[RaiderBones]

Of course Wade thought he was fouled. Wade ALWAYS thinks he's fouled.

That shtick is getting old.

How is that shtick? It's simply an observation.

No. Wade thinking he gets fouled on every play.

He didn't say every play, and he is correct, Wade does act like he is fouled alot, when clearly he isn't.

 

[Bogart]

NBA unable to send unused Heat championship memorabilia to kids in 3rd world because of choking hazard.

:thisiswhytwitterwasinvented:

 

[Sudoku_in_the_Bathtub]

'Does Lebron even have a high school class ring?'

 

[got_nugs]

I'd still take LeBron over anyone in the NBA. In his post game tonight he said it best(and I paraphrase) "all you LeBron haters enjoy it....cause in 2 days you'll still waking up with your fat ugly wives - broke as F in Cleveland or some other podunk nowhere USA while I, KING JAMES, will go home tonight with 7 of the South Beach homegrowns, blow off some steam with my $100 million dollar lifestyle and then while you will be going bowling with your loser friends as your big event of the year, i'll come back and win 3 of the next 7 championships...". Again, only paraphrasing.

So keep talking up about the best day of your life. And enjoy bowling this weekend.

 

[bentley]

I'd still take LeBron over anyone in the NBA. In his post game tonight he said it best(and I paraphrase) "all you LeBron haters enjoy it....cause in 2 days you'll still waking up with your fat ugly wives - broke as F in Cleveland or some other podunk nowhere USA while I, KING JAMES, will go home tonight with 7 of the South Beach homegrowns, blow off some steam with my $100 million dollar lifestyle and then while you will be going bowling with your loser friends as your big event of the year, i'll come back and win 3 of the next 7 championships...". Again, only paraphrasing.So keep talking up about the best day of your life. And enjoy bowling this weekend.

Surely Lebron knew that you don't need both the $ and the word 'dollar' in the same expression. Only a moron would do that.

 

[flapgreen]

I'd still take LeBron over anyone in the NBA. In his post game tonight he said it best(and I paraphrase) "all you LeBron haters enjoy it....cause in 2 days you'll still waking up with your fat ugly wives - broke as F in Cleveland or some other podunk nowhere USA while I, KING JAMES, will go home tonight with 7 of the South Beach homegrowns, blow off some steam with my $100 million dollar lifestyle and then while you will be going bowling with your loser friends as your big event of the year, i'll come back and win 3 of the next 7 championships...". Again, only paraphrasing.So keep talking up about the best day of your life. And enjoy bowling this weekend.

Surely Lebron knew that you don't need both the $ and the word 'dollar' in the same expression. Only a moron would do that.

 

[Doug B]

... i'll come back and win 3 of the next 7 championships...". Again, only paraphrasing.

If this is accurate ... he STILL thinks he's entitled to rings?

 

[flapgreen]

... i'll come back and win 3 of the next 7 championships...". Again, only paraphrasing.

If this is accurate ... he STILL thinks he's entitled to rings?

Lay off The Bron!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'd still take LeBron over anyone in the NBA. In his post game tonight he said it best(and I paraphrase) "all you LeBron haters enjoy it....cause in 2 days you'll still waking up with your fat ugly wives - broke as F in Cleveland or some other podunk nowhere USA while I, KING JAMES, will go home tonight with 7 of the South Beach homegrowns, blow off some steam with my $100 million dollar lifestyle and then while you will be going bowling with your loser friends as your big event of the year, i'll come back and win 3 of the next 7 championships...". Again, only paraphrasing.So keep talking up about the best day of your life. And enjoy bowling this weekend.

Except most of those other fat guys' fat wives don't have some other dude's seed up in them. Just saying.

 

[got_nugs]

pretty good point! also I see that you neglected to address any of the content of the message, instead choosing to check for errors. throw a strike for me!

 

[flapgreen]

I'd still take LeBron over anyone in the NBA. In his post game tonight he said it best(and I paraphrase) "all you LeBron haters enjoy it....cause in 2 days you'll still waking up with your fat ugly wives - broke as F in Cleveland or some other podunk nowhere USA while I, KING JAMES, will go home tonight with 7 of the South Beach homegrowns, blow off some steam with my $100 million dollar lifestyle and then while you will be going bowling with your loser friends as your big event of the year, i'll come back and win 3 of the next 7 championships...". Again, only paraphrasing.So keep talking up about the best day of your life. And enjoy bowling this weekend.

Except most of those other fat guys' fat wives don't have some other dude's seed up in them. Just saying.

 

[got_nugs]

I'd still take LeBron over anyone in the NBA. In his post game tonight he said it best(and I paraphrase) "all you LeBron haters enjoy it....cause in 2 days you'll still waking up with your fat ugly wives - broke as F in Cleveland or some other podunk nowhere USA while I, KING JAMES, will go home tonight with 7 of the South Beach homegrowns, blow off some steam with my $100 million dollar lifestyle and then while you will be going bowling with your loser friends as your big event of the year, i'll come back and win 3 of the next 7 championships...". Again, only paraphrasing.So keep talking up about the best day of your life. And enjoy bowling this weekend.

Except most of those other fat guys' fat wives don't have some other dude's seed up in them. Just saying.

Sure you wanna be so sure about that statement? What's the divorce rate these days?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

LeBron twitter:

KingJames LeBron James The Greater Man upstairs know when it's my time. Right now isn't the time.

 

[bentley]

LeBron twitter:

KingJames LeBron James The Greater Man upstairs know when it's my time. Right now isn't the time.

Clearly, Jason Terry prayed more.

 

[got_nugs]

LeBron twitter:

KingJames LeBron James The Greater Man upstairs know when it's my time. Right now isn't the time.

C'mon dude, i'm trying to go to bat you here. You aren't helping me much.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'd still take LeBron over anyone in the NBA. In his post game tonight he said it best(and I paraphrase) "all you LeBron haters enjoy it....cause in 2 days you'll still waking up with your fat ugly wives - broke as F in Cleveland or some other podunk nowhere USA while I, KING JAMES, will go home tonight with 7 of the South Beach homegrowns, blow off some steam with my $100 million dollar lifestyle and then while you will be going bowling with your loser friends as your big event of the year, i'll come back and win 3 of the next 7 championships...". Again, only paraphrasing.So keep talking up about the best day of your life. And enjoy bowling this weekend.

Except most of those other fat guys' fat wives don't have some other dude's seed up in them. Just saying.

Sure you wanna be so sure about that statement? What's the divorce rate these days?

Approximately 15% of married women cheat. So, yes, "most."

 

[bentley]

pretty good point! also I see that you neglected to address any of the content of the message, instead choosing to check for errors. throw a strike for me!

I don't even know how to bowl. Dirk-1, Lebron-0. Go #### yourself.

 

[flapgreen]

LeBron twitter:

KingJames LeBron James The Greater Man upstairs know when it's my time. Right now isn't the time.

What's wrong with that?

 

[dickey moe]

Harper, please.

 

[mr. furley]

lotta anger in this thread

 

[flapgreen]

 

[Good Posting Judge]

LeBron twitter:

KingJames LeBron James The Greater Man upstairs know when it's my time. Right now isn't the time.

C'mon dude, i'm trying to go to bat you here. You aren't helping me much.

Don't waste your time. Your team lost. Stop being an ###.HTH.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

LeBron twitter:

KingJames LeBron James The Greater Man upstairs know when it's my time. Right now isn't the time.

What's wrong with that?

There isn't a giant ghost in the sky that controls basketball game outcomes.

 

[bentley]

Harper, please.

 

[got_nugs]

Been a heat fan for longer than LeBron...so to be fair. Wade 1 Dirk 1. And I applaud you if you like the Mavs. I got NO problem with Mavs fans. IIRC Dirk's been "The Choker" for a decade, so enjoy your time in the sun....he and you all deserve it.

 

[Doug B]

I'd still take LeBron over anyone in the NBA. In his post game tonight he said it best(and I paraphrase) "all you LeBron haters enjoy it....cause in 2 days you'll still waking up with your fat ugly wives - broke as F in Cleveland or some other podunk nowhere USA while I, KING JAMES, will go home tonight with 7 of the South Beach homegrowns, blow off some steam with my $100 million dollar lifestyle and then while you will be going bowling with your loser friends as your big event of the year, i'll come back and win 3 of the next 7 championships...".

Further: James is not judged against regular Joes. He's judged against his pro-sports peers.

 

[bentley]

Been a heat fan for longer than LeBron...so to be fair. Wade 1 Dirk 1. And I applaud you if you like the Mavs. I got NO problem with Mavs fans. IIRC Dirk's been "The Choker" for a decade, so enjoy your time in the sun....he and you all deserve it.

How does our ### taste?

 

[flapgreen]

Been a heat fan for longer than LeBron...so to be fair. Wade 1 Dirk 1. And I applaud you if you like the Mavs. I got NO problem with Mavs fans. IIRC Dirk's been "The Choker" for a decade, so enjoy your time in the sun....he and you all deserve it.

Are we talking about bowling here, because those are awful scores.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Defense doesn't slump. Have a good offseason Dallas.

 

[got_nugs]

LeBron twitter:

KingJames LeBron James The Greater Man upstairs know when it's my time. Right now isn't the time.

C'mon dude, i'm trying to go to bat you here. You aren't helping me much.

Don't waste your time. Your team lost. Stop being an ###.HTH.

Ah, didn't mean to come off that way boss. I'll step back. Enjoy the win Mav's fans.

 

[Native]

Congrats to the Mavs and their fans!

 

[got_nugs]

Been a heat fan for longer than LeBron...so to be fair. Wade 1 Dirk 1. And I applaud you if you like the Mavs. I got NO problem with Mavs fans. IIRC Dirk's been "The Choker" for a decade, so enjoy your time in the sun....he and you all deserve it.

How does our ### taste?

Lol, that's a funny quote, IF I RECALL CORRECTLY Shaq used that after he won a title in Miami...didn't they win 4 straight against Dallas? So you stole a Heat players quote. Classic.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Just played some dumb basketball. Right into Mavs hands. Games got to be too fast paced. Too many 3s getting jacked up. Heat's half court offense is stagant but they still were always better in slow games where they played tight d and forced turnovers. The whole series and it's pace changed after Wade's 3 in front of the Dallas bench. Mavs go on a 21-2 run and that's that. Then it was dumb shots, bad offense and poor d for the rest of the series.

 

[HughHoney]

Bryce Harper. Dead or Canadian?

 

[bentley]

Been a heat fan for longer than LeBron...so to be fair. Wade 1 Dirk 1. And I applaud you if you like the Mavs. I got NO problem with Mavs fans. IIRC Dirk's been "The Choker" for a decade, so enjoy your time in the sun....he and you all deserve it.

How does our ### taste?

Lol, that's a funny quote, IF I RECALL CORRECTLY Shaq used that after he won a title in Miami...didn't they win 4 straight against Dallas? So you stole a Heat players quote. Classic.

You're such a ####### #####. Can you at least admit to lying about the whole "I applaud you if you like the Mavs" thing at the start of the post?Now, I need to go as I have to pick up my 2011 NBA Champions gear at Academy before work in the morning.

 

[Smack Tripper]

I'd still take LeBron over anyone in the NBA. In his post game tonight he said it best(and I paraphrase) "all you LeBron haters enjoy it....cause in 2 days you'll still waking up with your fat ugly wives - broke as F in Cleveland or some other podunk nowhere USA while I, KING JAMES, will go home tonight with 7 of the South Beach homegrowns, blow off some steam with my $100 million dollar lifestyle and then while you will be going bowling with your loser friends as your big event of the year, i'll come back and win 3 of the next 7 championships...". Again, only paraphrasing.So keep talking up about the best day of your life. And enjoy bowling this weekend.

While some other dude F's my fiance and the mother of my children, in your face America.

 

[flapgreen]

Bryce Harper. Dead or Canadian?

I wish it was the former, but he's just a ########.

 

[Smack Tripper]

Bryce Harper. Dead or Canadian?

Ironically, the man that asked that question is dead and canadian.

 

[flapgreen]

I'd still take LeBron over anyone in the NBA. In his post game tonight he said it best(and I paraphrase) "all you LeBron haters enjoy it....cause in 2 days you'll still waking up with your fat ugly wives - broke as F in Cleveland or some other podunk nowhere USA while I, KING JAMES, will go home tonight with 7 of the South Beach homegrowns, blow off some steam with my $100 million dollar lifestyle and then while you will be going bowling with your loser friends as your big event of the year, i'll come back and win 3 of the next 7 championships...". Again, only paraphrasing.So keep talking up about the best day of your life. And enjoy bowling this weekend.

While some other dude F's my fiance and the mother of my children, in your face America.

 

[[scooter]]

Been a heat fan for longer than LeBron...so to be fair. Wade 1 Dirk 1. And I applaud you if you like the Mavs. I got NO problem with Mavs fans. IIRC Dirk's been "The Choker" for a decade, so enjoy your time in the sun....he and you all deserve it.

How does our ### taste?

Lol, that's a funny quote, IF I RECALL CORRECTLY Shaq used that after he won a title in Miami...didn't they win 4 straight against Dallas? So you stole a Heat players quote. Classic.

Wrong. Shaq was with the Suns.

 

[timschochet]

Well, when the Mavs went down 2-1 Jmon guaranteed a Heat victory, so I asked him to give me 3-1 odds and he did. FIrst bet I've won this year, so I got a little of my money back.

 

[Bogart]

The LeBron iPhone comes out tomorrow. It only vibrates, there is no ring.

 

[JbizzleMan]

The LeBron iPhone comes out tomorrow. It only vibrates, there is no ring.

 

[flapgreen]

 

[Limp Ditka]

The LeBron iPhone comes out tomorrow. It only vibrates, there is no ring.

 

[No. 16]

So, do many of you on here give the Mavs a chance of winning the series?

Of course. I am not saying they will win the series, but despite the Vegas odds, I consider it a toss-up. It is just like everyone just assuming Miami will win because "it is LeBron's time" are forgetting that Dallas has won 10 of their last 11 playoff games. Miami might very well win, but them winning it is certainly not a foregone conclusion.

I give Dallas a good chance (40%), but without home court I'm not sure if they can beat the Heat in Miami.Dallas' zone defense could make it tough for LBJ and Wade to penetrate and make plays and on offense the Mavs move the ball unselfishly and as well as any team I can remember.

Wish I had more faith in my analysis.

 

[Saints-Man]

Congrats to the Mavericks!!!!!! They have been a fun team to watch for the last several years.

What a difference a month or so makes. After losing the 23-point lead to Portland in game 4, so many people on the sports shows here in Dallas called the Mavericks "chokers" and the like. Since then, they were 14-3. I love how this team just kept plugging away and focused. Congrats to Dirk, Jason Terry, Jason Kidd, Marion, Carlisle, Cuban and all the Mavericks. They were fun to watch.

Congrats to the Heat also. While it is not what they wanted, getting to the finals is quite an accomplishment. It will be interesting to see how they respond next year. Whenever the season starts, they will still probably be favored to win it all.

Very entertaining series, with so many close games and teams with contrasting styles.

 

[HughHoney]

Hugh Honey is alive and well my friend. His partner Vic Vinegar....we're not so sure about him.

 

[Doug B]

Loss of the Ring