no dumb questions (1 Viewer)

[mr. furley]

@Kafka exemption

and @The Gator, too

oh, and @Frostillicus

WHY THE EVER LOVING #### DOES MY TRIP METER SAY I GET 40 MILES PER TANK LESS NOW THAN WHEN I BOUGHT THE STUPID THING 3 YEARS AGO

and if one of youse asks a dumb question i'm going to box your ears in like i was your tio

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Lots of reasons 

 

[NotSmart]

Climate Change, probably.

 

[snellman]

Winter is not a good time to check your MPG.

 

[Frostillicus]

what?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

what?

WHY THE EVER LOVING #### DOES FURLEYS TRIP METER SAY HE GET 40 MILES PER TANK LESS NOW THAN WHEN HE BOUGHT THE STUPID THING 3 YEARS AGO

 

[psychobillies]

WHY THE EVER LOVING #### DOES MY TRIP METER SAY I GET 40 MILES PER TANK LESS NOW THAN WHEN I BOUGHT THE STUPID THING 3 YEARS AGO

He said no stupid questions. 

 

[Frostillicus]

WHY THE EVER LOVING #### DOES FURLEYS TRIP METER SAY HE GET 40 MILES PER TANK LESS NOW THAN WHEN HE BOUGHT THE STUPID THING 3 YEARS AGO

Can you imagine if he was getting more?

 

[NotSmart]

Can you imagine if he was getting more?

If he had bought it in the winter, then re-checked it in the summer, he would have been...

 

[mr. furley]

If he had bought it in the winter, then re-checked it in the summer, he would have been...

but i bought it in the winter, tho

 

[eoMMan]

Did trubisky put sugar in your gas tank?

 

[Osaurus]

Time for a stem lube 

 

[mr. furley]

Did trubisky put sugar in your gas tank?

my link

 

[JaxBill]

Climate Change, probably.

Daylight Savings time.

And rounding.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Can you imagine if he was getting more?

Now that would be concerning.

 

[Henry Ford]

Does your wife ever drive it?

 

[Henry Ford]

Also, your family probably weighs more than three years ago.  

And you need a new air filter. And spark plugs. 

And your tires are low. 

And your gas cap is loose. 

 

[saintfool]

you now live on the top of a very long, very steep hill?

 

[JaxBill]

You probably once bought gas in Canada by the Imperial gallon and that has the calculations rebaselined.

 

[The General]

Probably a bent Johnson Rod.

 

[ChiefD]

There is a smurf family living in your glove box and they planted a garden in your tailpipe.

 

[Rustoleum]

Three of the digital readout leds are burned out and turned your 8 into a 4.

 

[jvdesigns2002]

Things don't tend to run better and more efficiently as they wear out.  

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Hey lunchbox, Put some air in your tires and lose 20#

 

[brun]

The metric system?

 

[mr. furley]

The metric system?

did we lose a war?

 

[Mr. Ected]

Canadian.

 

[Chaka]

TRUMP!!!

or BENGHAZI!!!

But definitely not poor maintenance (I.e. operator error) or mechanical failure (I.e. you bought a lemon).

 

[[scooter]]

1. get a tuneup

2. properly inflate the tires

3. remove excess weight from the trunk

4. stop driving like a jackhole

 

[General Malaise]

Ethanol - the corn syrup of petrol.  

 

[AAABatteries]

Diesel?

 

[AAABatteries]

Ball bearings - you need to use Quaker State

 

[Tom Servo]

3. remove excess weight from the trunk

Are you saying Mrs. Furley is fat?

 

[Arizona Ron]

Maybe the manufactures issued updates via Dealership maintenance checks to the meter calculations based on EPA feedback/customer complaints?

 

[parasaurolophus]

Maybe the computer has adjusted to your driving habits? Do you have a lead foot? 

 

[mr. furley]

Maybe the computer has adjusted to your driving habits? Do you have a lead foot? 

8 mile round trip commute to/from work. haven't driven it further than 100 miles round trip in over a year.

i set the cruise control  at 26 in the city.

 

[Kanil]

What's my tio?

 

[Parrothead]

Ethanol - the corn syrup of petrol.  

drink Bud Light

 

[Spike]

Maybe the manufactures issued updates via Dealership maintenance checks to the meter calculations based on EPA feedback/customer complaints?

Please do not inject logic into this thread. You will confuse people. 

 

[mr. furley]

What's my tio?

@El Floppo

 

[mr. furley]

Please do not inject logic into this thread. You will confuse people. 

well, i feel personally attacked

 

[Kanil]

@El Floppo

¡Dios mio!

 

[El Floppo]

What's my tio?

@El Floppo

I'll allow it.

 

[El Floppo]

The metric system?

on account of...

 

[mr. furley]

how easy is it to clean a gas fireplace? what about cleaning the chimney?

do i need to hire a guy for this or can i, say, dump some water down the chimney and mop up the mess?

 

[The General]

how easy is it to clean a gas fireplace? what about cleaning the chimney?

do i need to hire a guy for this or can i, say, dump some water down the chimney and mop up the mess?

Switch to Premium or 93+ octane for the next few tanks. It flushes out the distribution phalanges.

 

[El Floppo]

Switch to Premium or 93+ octane for the next few tanks. It flushes out the distribution phalanges.

Keep your deviant sex talk out of furls dumb question thread. Tia.

 

[mr. furley]

Keep your deviant sex talk out of furls dumb question thread. Tia.

TIA, TIO

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Try this maybe.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Try this maybe.

Forgot about those.