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Nominate Your Worst Beer Here (1 Viewer)

Ministry of Pain said:
Heineken Light is delicious on a hot summer day in Florida, sorry.
Any beer that is cold standing on the beach in 90 degree weather is my favorite beer..

 
I'll nominate Stella Artois.

Every time I have this beer from bottles in the U.S., it tastes like it is skunked. Add in that is costs as much or more than other better beers and has a crappy name that people can't pronounce, definitely worthy of being on this list.
Stella...the Budweiser of Belgian beer
I have an Australian friend who says that the joke for Australians familiar with America culture is "Foster's: Australian for Budweiser."

 
Ever had Red White and Blue? I'll remember this beer for as long as I live. Not in a good way.
one night in high school ended badly with red white and blue a block of cream cheese and generic cheerios

 
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Something like buy American, buddy found it in Pennsylvania. 9 bucks a case or something like that. It is over priced. Seriously.

 
Binky The Doormat said:
Still have to be available to qualify?

Robin Hood Cream Ale

http://www.taverntrove.com/beerpics/Robin-Hood-Cream-Ale-Labels-Pittsburgh-Brewing-Company_47630-1.jpg

16 oz'ers. We used to get a case of returnables for $4 - $5 a case. Stronger than regular beer - and a little on the sweet side. Primary mission ...get ####ed up.

Really, really bad hangovers - some of the worst ever. Puking, lots of puking.
Robin Hood hasn't been around for awhile. Did you also drink Old Shay or Gablinger's?
Never heard of 'em. We had some beauts though - "Yacht Club" and Braumeisters - same price range. I can't even find anything on Yacht Club ...

Oh and "POC" - Pride of Cleveland. I only knew as "Piss on Charlie"

http://www.taverntrove.com/beerpics/Braumeister-Beer-Bottles-Paper-Label-Jos-Huber-Brewing-Company_56467-1.jpg

 
Anyone naming an American macro lager has never really had bad beer.

Crazy Eds Cave Creek Chili Beer was truly awful. Alos, a decade or so ago there was a brewery in DFW called Great Grains. They made about six beers and none of them were good. The place took a turn for the worse at the end when all of their beers tasted like slightly different flavors of bacterial infection.

 
Anyone naming an American macro lager has never really had bad beer.

Crazy Eds Cave Creek Chili Beer was truly awful. Alos, a decade or so ago there was a brewery in DFW called Great Grains. They made about six beers and none of them were good. The place took a turn for the worse at the end when all of their beers tasted like slightly different flavors of bacterial infection.
:goodposting:

 
Anyone naming an American macro lager has never really had bad beer.

Crazy Eds Cave Creek Chili Beer was truly awful. Alos, a decade or so ago there was a brewery in DFW called Great Grains. They made about six beers and none of them were good. The place took a turn for the worse at the end when all of their beers tasted like slightly different flavors of bacterial infection.
I remember this bottle of piss

 
Anyone naming an American macro lager has never really had bad beer.Crazy Eds Cave Creek Chili Beer was truly awful. Alos, a decade or so ago there was a brewery in DFW called Great Grains. They made about six beers and none of them were good. The place took a turn for the worse at the end when all of their beers tasted like slightly different flavors of bacterial infection.
I remember this bottle of piss
I still have a bottle of this in my fridge. Saving it for a pot of chili. Only thing it might be even remotely useful.

Icehouse is truly awful as was red wolf.

Shuke- genessee cream ale is 2.99 a 6 in south central ohio.

 
Anyone naming an American macro lager has never really had bad beer.

Crazy Eds Cave Creek Chili Beer was truly awful. Alos, a decade or so ago there was a brewery in DFW called Great Grains. They made about six beers and none of them were good. The place took a turn for the worse at the end when all of their beers tasted like slightly different flavors of bacterial infection.
We once got a possibly skunked bottle of Dogfish Head Chicory Stout.

Utter vinegar swill.

 
When we were younger we would get bombed on Old English 40oz. Looking back, I can believe I would consume that much rat piss in one sitting. Horrible.

 
Some of these nominations are ridiculous. Bud, Bud Light, Purple Haze? The WORST beers ever? Come on.

That said, Steel Reserve is a great nomination and will get my vote. If I see Heineken or any of the beers I mentioned turn up in the final poll, so help me God, NO DRINKING STORIES!! :lol:

 
I was in Total Wine yesterday and saw a pizza beer. Beer brewed with tomato paste, oregano, and basil. That HAS to be awful, I couldn't bring myself to buy it even as a joke.

 
I'll nominate Stella Artois.

Every time I have this beer from bottles in the U.S., it tastes like it is skunked. Add in that is costs as much or more than other better beers and has a crappy name that people can't pronounce, definitely worthy of being on this list.
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Stella's one of the best beers to drink on a hot summer day. There were many days last summer I got hammered sucking those down all day in the sun.

Never touch them in the winter though.

 
Some of these nominations are ridiculous. Bud, Bud Light, Purple Haze? The WORST beers ever? Come on.

That said, Steel Reserve is a great nomination and will get my vote. If I see Heineken or any of the beers I mentioned turn up in the final poll, so help me God, NO DRINKING STORIES!! :lol:
Dude, Bud is freaking terrible. Tastes awful and gives the worst ### #### hangovers ever. I'd rather drink the Beast than Bud. No shtick.

 
When we were younger we would get bombed on Old English 40oz. Looking back, I can believe I would consume that much rat piss in one sitting. Horrible.
There was a year or two in my early twenties when the night was made by 2 forties of Ole E and a blunt.

Not coincidentally, that was the time I was hanging out with a bunch of brothers and (some FINE) sisters from NYC. It was all of them, and me and my best friend as their white boy mascots. They loved showing us how they get f%^ed up. :lmao:

Good times.

 
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Eephus said:
Trader Joe's house beer Simpler Times is beyond awful
Came here to post this. I gave a 6er to a buddy, told him it was high end stuff TJ's sold. He was all happy until he took a swig. Laughing now just thinking about the face he made. Thought he was gonna boot.

 
You'd have to be some kind of hipster ######## to really think that Stella Artois is any better than Budweiser. Or someone that hasn't tried very many beers.

 
Sam Adams Cherry Wheat... I'd rather drink anything else on that list.

 
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Wingnut said:
Miller High Life has to be mentioned. The champagne of beers? Lol. Dumbest slogan ever, and the beer itself is turrible.
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Its got its place, its my go to working in the garage beer.

 
When we were younger we would get bombed on Old English 40oz. Looking back, I can believe I would consume that much rat piss in one sitting. Horrible.
Good that you can believe it. It would be worrysome if you couldn't believe it- denial, possible hallucinations and early onset of mental illness would all be concerns.

 

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