Non Sequitors: The Thread (1 Viewer)

[otello]

Rules:

1. The post that follows the prior post shall be a non sequitor. 

2. One may not post if they posted the prior post.

 

[RandyDB]

non sequitur

 

[apalmer]

non sequitur

If one doesn't know what a non sequitur is, one probably also doesn't know how to  spell it correctly.
The OP doesn't know how to spell non sequitur.
Therefore, the OP doesn't know what a non sequitur is.

 

[Parrothead]

Donald Trump likes cereal

 

[shader]

Donald Trump likes cereal

Why do you hate cereal?

 

[Parrothead]

Why do you hate cereal?

why do you hate Nebraska?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/images/comics/159_non_sequitur.png

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

why do you hate Nebraska?

If it weren't for Nebraska maybe Iowa State wouldn't have such a crappy football program, ever think of that you Nebraskatite?

 

[DaVinci]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

 

[jon_mx]

Was hoping this was the non-squistion thread.   

 

[Mr. Ected]

Non Sequitur

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Was hoping this was the non-squistion thread.   

^ Pulls off rare triple ironic non-sequiter pun insult.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My Imaginary friend thinks you are stupid.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

This thread is why we need a politics forum.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

If you are ever on a game show or playing a trivia game and the question relates to quantity of fresh water, size of a lake, or something like that, just guess Lake Baikal if you don't know the answer. 

@Reg Lllama of Brixton

 

[NotSmart]

This thread is why we need a politics forum.

If we had a political forum, there wouldn't be any more crap political posts in the FA.

There are crap political posts in the FA.  

Therefore, FGB doesn't have a political forum.  Dammit.  

 

[Phase of the Game]

Was hoping this was the non-squistion thread.   

:reported:

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey is a comedic, philosophical and cultural treasure.

 

[Ilov80s]

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey is a comedic, philosophical and cultural treasure.

Did they ever find the bobcat that escaped from the zoo?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

The Komodo Dragon is my favorite animal. 

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

It's this kind of thread that causes us to have red light traffic cameras, and people hate red light traffic cameras.

 

[Ilov80s]

It's this kind of thread that causes us to have red light traffic cameras, and people hate red light traffic cameras.

They turned George Eastman into a sexual deviant. 

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Anything that you would make or eat with walnuts would be better if they were pecans.

 

[Ilov80s]

Anything that you would make or eat with walnuts would be better if they were pecans.

That's all I need to hear, I'm never watching another episode of Blackish again. 

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Of the basic flavors/tastes, bitter is by far my least favorite. 

 

[parasaurolophus]

If you are ever on a game show or playing a trivia game and the question relates to quantity of fresh water, size of a lake, or something like that, just guess Lake Baikal if you don't know the answer. 

@Reg Lllama of Brixton

obviously unaware of lake titicaca. 

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

obviously unaware of lake titicaca. 

Definitely a better answer for comedic effect.

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

I cannot be both comedic and sober

I am not comedic

Therefore, I am sober

 

[dickey moe]

I just keyed the banjo player's Porsche.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

They turned George Eastman into a sexual deviant. 

And look what it did to Bob Crane.

Do you people not see what's going on here? This is why we can't have good sitcoms anymore.

 

[cockroach]

LMNO pee

 

[NotSmart]

LMNO pee

LMFAO

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

All laffers have curves

My camel has curves

Therefore, my camel pays lower taxes

And I still get to claim the mileage...WOOT! 

 

[Cybergeek]

That may well be, but I still prefer Donald Sutherland's Hawkeye Pierce.

 

[squistion]

That may well be, but I still prefer Donald Sutherland's Hawkeye Pierce.

Which is why the remake of The Invasion of the Body Snatchers was a flop.

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

Which is why the remake of The Invasion of the Body Snatchers was a flop.

I cannot be both a Snatcher and a Grabber

I am not a Snatcher

Thus, I am POTUS...

...Snatch Grabbing for the WIN!

 

[lakerstan]

I cannot be both a Snatcher and a Grabber

I am not a Snatcher

Thus, I am POTUS...

...Snatch Grabbing for the WIN!

Sure, but do you realize that ordering teriyaki chicken at a Chinese restaurant is akin to ordering a hamburger at a Mexican restaurant?

 

[DaVinci]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

 

[Ilov80s]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

All the more reason to invest in the  Vietnamese dong.

 

[wikkidpissah]

I stopped quitting mostly forever so therefore non sequiter some people make me on to be and, even if i were, i wouldn't when always these are.

 

[Cybergeek]

I stopped quitting mostly forever so therefore non sequiter some people make me on to be and, even if i were, i wouldn't when always these are.

Who are we to judge the jury and executioner? 

 

[wikkidpissah]

Who are we to judge the jury and executioner? 

And, with it, the very spirit of jury's puddings

 

[Cybergeek]

And, with it, the very spirit of jury's puddings

You know what they say, Hell hath the fury of a Women warned.

 

[wikkidpissah]

You know what they say, Hell hath the fury of a Women warned.

Ah. women - the pillows of our discontent....

 

[Cybergeek]

Ah. women - the pillows of our discontent....

Don't discount the power of positive drinking.

 

[wikkidpissah]

Don't discount the power of positive drinking.

I'm positive i never count my drinking totally against me

 

[Cybergeek]

I'm positive i never count my drinking totally against me

I'll cross that bridge when you come to it.

 

[wikkidpissah]

Far enough then

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I think engineered hardwood floors are a poor value because you can find 3/4" solid plank pre-stained hardwood for just a little bit more and the solid plank ones can be refinished and are better for resale value.

 

[Cybergeek]

Far enough then

I think Socrates said it best.