Ode to The Mr. Ron Dayne "Lights Out Train" (1 Viewer)

[The Boss]

Denver not drafting a RB

Looks like Shanahan bucking the trend

Think we'll see 1500+ yards

from one back this year

Ye, getting back to basics

Dayne is the man

 

[goonsquad]

Rats, I dropped Ron Dayne

To pick up Chester Taylor

Should have dumped Najeh

 

[Portis 26]

Ron Dayne, annual fat bust

Tantalised in preseason but

Later hopes turned to dust

Now he's a Bronco, ready to go

Career refreshed, no more rust

Still the nay-sayers have their doubts

But for sharks, he's now a must

 

[Bojang0301]

Rats, I dropped Ron Dayne

To pick up Chester Taylor

Should have dumped Najeh

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NO HAIKUS!

 

[CalBear]

Ron Dayne.

Like a bowling ball,

At full speed he knocks over things in his way.

Unfortunately,

Like a bowling ball,

He has no locomotive power of his own.

 

[Silver & Black]

Time will tell

That Dayne will smell

His stock still fell

There goes Tatum Bell.

:worstpoetever:

 

[Ozymandias]

There once was an RB named Dayne,

Whose fans always seemed to complain,

So he moved his fat butt,

And slimmed down his gut,

But nothing could speed up his broken down train.

 

[Mungo Burrows]

He failed to do squat as "Thunder"

His football career going under

He got signed by Shanny

He slimmed down his Fanny

Place your hopes on him now? Quite a blunder!

 

[joffer]

He failed to do squat as "Thunder"

His football career going under

He got signed by Shanny

He slimmed down his Fanny

Place your hopes on him now? Quite a blunder!

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