Redskins Talk The Talk As Draft Analysts, General Managers
Posted Jun 9th 2009 3:48PM by Matt Terl (author feed)
When Coach Zorn told me that the bowling captains had drafted their teams, I sort of assumed that it was a quick, perfunctory thing and that not much thought had necessarily gone into the selections. What I failed to reckon with, I think, was the inherent competitiveness of professional football players.
The more guys I talked to about the team selection process, the clearer it became that they had all approached the bowling draft with a remarkable level of focus.
It also became clear that, at this point, it's pretty easy to sound like a post-draft analyst, no matter what you're talking about. Here's Clinton Portis, for example, on how he approached the draft:
"Man, strategizing, you know," he said. "I think my recruiting staff did a great job. We called in a couple favors from some of the PBA Tours, I heard [byron] Westbrook's name was on there. Danny Smith, he was a bowling coach in high school, and then we just took Michael Grant hoping we found a diamond in the rough, and I think he's gonna pan out.
"You just gotta do your research, you know?" Portis continued. "I had Fred Davis down as our top pick, but we weren't able to get the guy -- it was a disadvantage to us not being able to pick offensive players -- but the next best thing we had on the board was Westbrook. We got our guy."
Or Casey Rabach, on selecting players. "I think we should've had a little combine before the draft. It was just pick on the fly, and you couldn't pick your buddy."
Rabach, keep in mind, had kicker Dave Rayner on his squad as the defense/special teams representative. "I figure he's got a lot of time on his hands since he doesn't practice," he explained, "so he must be good at bowling or something."
But it wasn't all just straight draft picks. Oh, no. The captains were wheeling and dealing as well. Take Todd Collins's squad, one of the teams that was rolling the ball well today. Sure, they were led by Collins's 205 point first game, but Jeremy Cain, H.B. Blades, and offensive quality control coach Bill Khayat all contributed mightily.
How'd Collins scout long snapper Cain? "He's my roommate," Collins told me. "But I didn't know that he could bowl. I know that he's big into golf, so I figured that a guy who cares so much about golf must have some kind of fundamentals in bowling."
And Khayat? "I picked him up in a trade. I had picked another coach, and DeAngelo Hall wanted to trade for him. So I said, okay, you can take him and I'll select Bill Khayat."
The coach in question was strength coach Harrison Bernstein, who wound up finishing the day about 15 points lower than Khayat had.
I asked Hall what prompted him to make the trade, and he clarified how things went down. "You know what? I didn't actually trade those two guys. I traded a pick for Harrison. Khayat was still on the board, a lot of guys passed him up."
And why was it so important to get Harrison? "He's a character guy. We tried to go get character guys."
Collins, meanwhile, rolled his 205 -- including five straight strikes at one point -- with a somewhat unique bowling strategy. "The last time I bowled was the last time we had this event, back when Joe Gibbs was the coach two or three years ago," he said. "I haven't mastered the spin, and I'm kind of a simple guy, so I figure it's really quite simple: I just try to throw it slightly off that center arrow, just to one side, and after that it's just luck."
Luck was something that Portis's team -- for all of his top-notch general manager-esque talk -- couldn't seem to overcome. "We averaged over a hundred apiece," he said, after his team finished but before everyone else was complete, "but we didn't get the strikes that we wanted to get, didn't really do what we set out to do. So we just hope that these other teams suck. That's where we're at now."