***Official 2014 GMTAN Draft Thread*** (2 Viewers)

[DA RAIDERS]

Texted damon

Matt Damon?

Damon from fast time at ridge mont high

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Suppose that's spelled damone

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I've been drinking steadily for 3 hours and speaking mostly español

 

[cosjobs]

Texted damon

Pm me here. Phone dead

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Mar Sean linch

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Oops

 

[DA RAIDERS]

You like?

 

[cosjobs]

[soapbox] how much collaboration is there really going on here. Just ####### pick quick

Relax

 

[cosjobs]

You like?

No

 

[DA RAIDERS]

[soapbox] how much collaboration is there really going on here. Just ####### pick quick

Relax

THIS IS SERIOUS ####### BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!

 

[General Malaise]

1.01 YSR/Annyong

1.02 Krista/IB

1.03 El Floppo/Bobby Lane

1.04 GM/Kev

1.05 Fish/strykerpks

1.06 DaRaiders/Cosjobs

1.07 Shuke/UH/Lambskin/Otis/Binky

1.08 TF/FDAS

1.09 SLB/Tecumsuh

1.1 Abe/Ignoramus

1.11 Guster/Zooks

1.12 Homer/Frosty

1.13 Uni/Stu

1.14 Thorn/Rude

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-ZUj2-TRUeqXkt3Y9a5oWmu5Gk8t9KxqayltkTI_Egc/edit?usp=sharing

Teams/Fees/Etc.

· Use ESPN League Manager

· 12 teams $20 entry fee (1st - $170, 2nd - $70)

· Multiple owners to a team works

Draft

· Draft in GMTAN thread

· Ill come up with some schtick to determine draft order once all the teams are in place (have a few thoughts in mind)

· Snake draft

Playoffs

· 6 teams make playoffs

· Start week 14

· Playoff seeds determined by: (1) Overall record (2) Total Points For (3) H2H record (4) Coin Flip

· Top 2 teams get byes

· Ties in playoffs go to highest seed

Roster

· 24 roster spots

· Start: 1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 TE, 2 FLX (RB/WR/TE), 1 D/ST, 1PK

Transactions

· No ####### transactions

· Owners set their lineups every week

Scoring

Passing

Every 10 passing yards (PY10)

0.5

TD Pass (PTD)

4

2pt Passing Conversion (2PC)

2



Rushing

Rushing Yards (RY)

0.1

TD Rush (RTD)

6

2pt Rushing Conversion (2PR)

2



Receiving

Receiving Yards (REY)

0.1

Each reception (REC)

1

TD Reception (RETD)

6

2pt Receiving Conversion (2PRE)

2



Kicking

Each PAT Made (PAT)

1

FG Made (0-39 yards) (FG0)

3

FG Made (40-49 yards) (FG40)

4

FG Made (50+ yards) (FG50)

5



Team Defense / Special Teams

Each Sack (SK)

1

Interception Return TD (INTTD)

6

Fumble Return TD (FRTD)

6

Kickoff Return TD (KRTD)

6

Punt Return TD (PRTD)

6

Blocked Punt or FG return for TD (BLKKRTD)

6

Blocked Punt, PAT or FG (BLKK)

2

Each Interception (INT)

2

Each Fumble Recovered (FR)

2

Each Safety (SF)

6

0 points allowed (PA0)

10

1-6 points allowed (PA1)

6

7-13 points allowed (PA7)

4

14-17 points allowed (PA14)

Jesus....right click, attempt a little "Post as plain text". This is hideous.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

You like?

No

You pick then. We only need one rb and it's ppr

 

[General Malaise]

so..................we aren't doing an update or anything when picks are made? And TF busted my balls last year???

 

[DA RAIDERS]

so..................we aren't doing an update or anything when picks are made? And TF busted my balls last year???

You need a cookie

 

[cosjobs]

Way to keep the first post updated commish

 

[General Malaise]

so..................we aren't doing an update or anything when picks are made? And TF busted my balls last year???

You need a cookie

You need a history lesson.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

so..................we aren't doing an update or anything when picks are made? And TF busted my balls last year???

You need a cookie

You need a history lesson.

Maybe, but you need a cookie

 

[Tiger Fan]

Way to keep the first post updated commish

First post has link to google doc with everything. Nice and color coded too

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Spreadsheet #####es

 

[Tiger Fan]

so..................we aren't doing an update or anything when picks are made? And TF busted my balls last year???

Welcome to the thread GB. Please read my post above

 

[cosjobs]

Lets go wr.

Ez. Day. Ay. Ay. Jay or ulio jay still.arojnd?

 

[General Malaise]

so..................we aren't doing an update or anything when picks are made? And TF busted my balls last year???

You need a cookie

You need a history lesson.

Maybe, but you need a cookie

2.11 GM/KEV: A cookie

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I'm drinking tecate. It takes me about 4 swills to finish one. If I'm not careful, I can drink 6-10 of them an hour

 

[General Malaise]

so..................we aren't doing an update or anything when picks are made? And TF busted my balls last year???

Welcome to the thread GB. Please read my post above

I quit TM

 

[DA RAIDERS]

We pick again in 11 picks, IMHO we can go wr again there. Jordy, a Johnson, garçon, decker, alshon

But feel free to fire away

 

[Annyong]

holy crap

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

This is going pretty well.

 

[shuke]

[soapbox] how much collaboration is there really going on here. Just ####### pick quick

Serious business, dude.

 

[bentley]

This thread rules.

 

[shuke]

NO SPOTLIGHTING

 

[cosjobs]

Jordy Nelson it is

 

[Disco Stu]

Suddenly this is exceeding expectations.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Jordy Nelson it is

Confirmed

 

[strykerpks]

Alshon Jeffery

 

[Annyong]

GM/Kev

La Floppa/Bob Lane

Kritta/IB

 

[cosjobs]

Alshon Jeffery

And that's the end of the tier

 

[kevzilla]

Marshawn Lynch, RB, Seattle. Never should have fallen this far.

 

[Tiger Fan]

FloppyLane

IdiotKrista

Team Doritos

 

[Abraham]

[soapbox] how much collaboration is there really going on here. Just ####### pick quick

Based on some of these picks I would say "not much."

 

[Abraham]

Wait, there are cookies?

 

[Ignoramus]

Pick # Team Name Player

1.01 YSR/Annyong Charles, Jamaal RB

1.02 Krista/IB McCoy, LeSean RB

1.03 El Floppo/Bobby Lane Peterson, Adrian RB

1.04 GM/Kev Manning, Peyton QB

1.05 Fish/strykerpks Forte, Matt RB

1.06 DaRaiders/Cosjobs Johnson, Calvin WR

1.07 Shuke/UH/Lambskin/Otis/Binky Lacy, Eddie RB

1.08 TF/FDAS Thomas, Demaryius WR

1.09 SLB/Tecumsuh Brees, Drew QB

1.10 Abe/Ignoramus Bryant, Dez WR

1.11 Guster/Zooks Green, A.J. WR

1.12 Homer/Frosty Ball, Montee RB

1.13 Uni/Stu Graham, Jimmy TE

1.14 Thorn/Rude Marshall, Brandon WR

2.01 Thorn/Rude Bernard, Giovani RB

2.02 Uni/Stu Jones, Julio WR

2.03 Homer/Frosty Rodgers, Aaron QB

2.04 Guster/Zooks Bell, LeVeon RB

2.05 Abe/Ignoramus Gronkowski, Rob TE

2.06 SLB/Tecumsuh Murray, DeMarco RB

2.07 TF/FDAS Foster, Arian RB

2.08 Shuke/UH/Lambskin/Otis/Binky Brown, Antonio WR

2.09 DaRaiders/Cosjobs Nelson, Jordy WR

2.10 Fish/strykerpks Jeffery, Alshon WR

2.11 GM/Kev Lynch, Marshawn RB

 

[Ignoramus]

Average Picks per Day Required to Complete Prior to the Start of the 2014 NFL Regular Season: 13.5

 

[Annyong]

We better get moving

 

[Ignoramus]

We better get moving

Off to a good start. :thumbsup:

 

[Annyong]

This is the Albert Pujols of drafts

 

[UniAlias]

This is the Albert Pujols of drafts

Your face is a poohole.

 

[Ignoramus]

This is the Albert Pujols of drafts

Your face is a poohole.

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[Abraham]

This is the Albert Pujols of drafts

Older than it says it is and bitter with the city of St. Louis?

 

[Annyong]

This is the Albert Pujols of drafts

Older than it says it is and bitter with the city of St. Louis?

Slower than molasses and smells like butthole.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Why wasn't I consulted on this Antonio Brown pick