Official 2016 GOP thread: Is it really going to be Donald Trump?? (2 Viewers)

[NutterButter]

Holy hell, 1 of 24 children.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Does Ted Cruz ever not come off as a smarmy ########?

 

[ffldrew]

Ted Cruz wants to keep a Federalist around? I figured Jackson is in his wheelhouse

 

[Steve Tasker]

Anti-vax on display.

Pretty amazing that the guy who doesn't believe in evolution is actually the voice of reason. Only the GOP!

He was? I wasn't exactly sure.

Yeah I kinda jumped the gun on the "post" button there.

 

[dfwboiler]

Should be Claudette Colvin instead of Rosa Parks

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Mother Theresa . . . UGH

 

[Steve Tasker]

Christie wants Morticia Addams on the $10

 

[ffldrew]

Thought he was going Morticia Adams

 

[Righetti]

Cheeseburger

 

[John Bender]

Christie should have went with "Lunchbox"

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Winners:

Trump: Him holding back after he established his dominance showed good restraint. I actually thought that was brilliant. Stayed out of the stupid planned parenthood crap that only 4% of the nuts care about.

Trump: Ivanka is his daughter, she might be the hottest women ever.

Fiorina: didn't know about her coming in, she had some decent back and forth and got some limelight

Trump: Of course

Losers:

Cruz: He's so bad it hurts. He does stand by his beliefs though, no matter how really 1870 rural America they are

Vegetable Lasagna: poor guy

Walker: No one cares about Wisconsin, not even the people who live there apparently if they elected this guy multiple times

Huckabee: They have to leave this clown out of the next debate, he should stick to the 700 Club and doing Eric Rudolph proud

Status quo:

Christie: had some moments both good and bad

Rubio: smart but over his head

Carson: didn't hear enough from him

Rand: meh

 

[John Bender]

maybe "Big Kitchen"

 

[timschochet]

Did Fiorina just compare herself to a horse?

 

[Righetti]

That was a hell of a slap

 

[RBM]

Purpose in that Jeb hand slap

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I like Battleship for Christie, Secretariat perfect for Fiorina.

 

[John Bender]

Duck Hunter.

 

[Dickies]

True Heart? Ummm, yea, okay Pork Chop

 

[Dickies]

Duck Hunter.

 

[Steve Tasker]

I like how Huckabee gets a rousing applause over his joke about his wife, and then Cruz has to awkwardly cringe-worthily throw in that comment about his wife to keep pace.

 

[NutterButter]

Gator's #####es better be wearing jimmys

 

[Righetti]

Huckabee is easily 20 years older than these guys

 

[Eminence]

This is turning into Ms. America.

 

[dschuler]

This is turning into Ms. America.

When is the bikini / speedo contest!

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Huckabee is easily 20 years older than these guys

He's 6000 years older than everyone but Cruz.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

This is turning into Ms. America.

When is the bikini / speedo contest!

I bet Huckabee has great side boob.

 

[dschuler]

Huckabee is easily 20 years older than these guys

He's 6000 years older than everyone but Cruz.

Stole the words right out of my mouth.

 

[ffldrew]

Cruz: And the young kids coming out of college will come out and go straight to Iraq to die in my administration to teach Kah may nee a lesson

 

[Mister CIA]

I think there's a way we can already help prevent heart disease and type 2 diabetes...

War and pandemic are my top 2 choices.

 

[John Bender]

Vegetable Lasagna

 

[Courtjester]

I love the way CNN is already doing all they can to go after Trump and say how bad he looked.

 

[Righetti]

Walker looks like Shannen Doherty with those weird eyes. One eye sits 3 inches higher than the other

 

[Righetti]

Oh shut up

 

[HellToupee]

Carly Fiorina

wish she held some public office

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Carly sounds like she enjoys the occasional bondage.

 

[John Bender]

I love the way CNN is already doing all they can to go after Trump and say how bad he looked.

How so?

The debate is ON CNN and hasn't ended yet.

The guy did incredible tonight FWIW.

 

[ffldrew]

Carly sounds like she enjoys the occasional bondage.

She likes to play Lady Liberty blindfolded

 

[RBM]

Top 5

Rubio

Trump

Fiorina

Christie

Kasich

Carson and Jeb are ok but man they're boring. The rest are brutal and need to be cut off from these going forward.

 

[HellToupee]

Carly sounds like she enjoys the occasional bondage.

Who cares , we live in 'Merica

 

[Don Quixote]

I like how Huckabee thinks the greatest accomplishment by a female in American history is putting up with him on a daily basis. But, hey, vote for me for President!

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Vegetable Lasagna

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[Eminence]

Chris Christie is the man, lol.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Carly sounds like she enjoys the occasional bondage.

Who cares , we live in 'Merica

I don't, it was a compliment.

 

[Dickies]

I like how Huckabee thinks the greatest accomplishment by a female in American history is putting up with him on a daily basis. But, hey, vote for me for President!

 

[SIDA!]

My son, who is under the age of 13, just walked in and asked me when Deez Nutz was going to be in the debate. ROTFLMAO.

 

[Mister CIA]

Carly Fiorina

wish she held some public office

Carly sounds like she enjoys the occasional bondage.

May I suggest the tried and true stockade.

 

[Dickies]

Trump slaughtered these dopes

 

[HellToupee]

they need to tighten up the debates . Three hours s ridiculous

 

[the moops]

Rand sounds somewhat sensible

I am also drunj and debating anothr whiskey

 

[Eminence]

We need to shut down this Fiorina thing before it gains too much steam.