***OFFICIAL 2020 NFL Draft Thread*** (2 Viewers)

[Bossman]

lol... NEP ... div 2 safety.

coulda had him round 5

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Wait WTF Bill Belichek is a dog???

That's a wolf, guy.

 

[Spike]

How about Blacklock, Kmet or Baun?

 

[QuizGuy66]

Shocked that he is the highest drafted player in Lenoir-Rhyne history.

A lot of mocks had him in round 2.

BELICHICK HAS A PUPPY DOG TOO!!!!

-QG

 

[caustic]

Carolina has, like, one CB. Fulton and Johnson still on the board. And they pick DLine again.  

 

[The General]

GROSS MATOS!

awesome name.

 

[SoBeDad]

Miami has many good option: Dobbins, Taylor, Epenesa, Cleveland. They prefer Dobbin over Taylor.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Did he just say Yetur Totes Magotes?

 

[avina1]

nice pick for the Panthers there. Reinforcing the defensive line

 

[Shatner!]

That’s Mo-Taur commish.

 

[FreeBaGeL]

Oh FFS one tragedy per player isn't enough anymore?

 

[The Frankman]

Yeah his family history is sad as Hell...

 

[irish eyes]

I'm sitting on the 1.03.  Things are fluid,, but there's a good chance I pull the trigger on Swift.

I want no part of Detroit backfield.  I have kerryon and cant get rid of him now this, oof. Even if kerryon wasn't there, no way do I want a matt Patricia rb.

 

[QuizGuy66]

GROSS MATOS!

awesome name.

Totes Magotes.

-QG

 

[kwille]

'bout time we had a lightning strike story

 

[Wildcat]

Is it too hard for Goodell to do a little name pronunciation research?  You have one job!

 

[avina1]

if Dobbins goes to Miami that has the potential to be a very deadly, explosive offense

 

[lod001]

Oh FFS one tragedy per player isn't enough anymore?

Draft combine question: 'got any tragedy in your life'?

 

[The Frankman]

We have any picks with family members who fell into a meat grinder or trash compactor? Seriously, I know real life sucks but the unfortunate tragedies for these draftees in just the first two rounds might be more than any one draft in the last five years of drafts.

 

[Spike]

Why can’t we keep Belichick from taking DBs in the second round?

Imagine how many Super Bowls they could have won?

 

[Gachi]

Dead dad who drowned saving him. Okey dokey then. Soo many sob stories.

 

[Bossman]

Kyle F’ing Dugger???

But did you see that game vs Mars Hill?

Guy is a stud ... allegedly.

 

[Grigs Allmoon]

We have any picks with family members who fell into a meat grinder or trash compactor? Seriously, I know real life sucks but the unfortunate tragedies for these draftees in just the first two rounds might be more than any one draft in the last five years of drafts.

There's actually going to be more before this round is over.

Crazy...

 

[fruity pebbles]

Kyle F’ing Dugger???

23 year old at a division 2 school. That’s like Kramer beating up 8 year olds at the dojo. 

 

[IvanKaramazov]

This guy had lots of family members who were all outstanding athletes.  Then they died.   Now let's show you some highlights.

 

[nirad3]

But did you see that game vs Mars Hill?

Guy is a stud ... allegedly.

Nice video camera footage.

 

[SayWhat?]

Somebody positively needs to splice a 2020 Draft Tragedy montage.  Could charge $2.99 on Vimeo.

 

[The Frankman]

There's actually going to be more before this round is over.

Crazy...

This guy had lots of family members who were all outstanding athletes.  Then they died.   Now let's show you some highlights.

I think I'm going to need some tea. Or booze,  or something. Because I had thought Gross-Matos would be the worst and Twitter is saying his might not be the worst tonight. I call Twitter BS.

 

[QuizGuy66]

Is it too hard for Goodell to do a little name pronunciation research?  You have one job!

He ain't use to doing more than 32 names.

-QG

 

[GroveDiesel]

Kyle F’ing Dugger???

Dugger is a stud. Great flexible piece that can play a safety/rush linebacker hybrid role. 

 

[-OZ-]

Kyle F’ing Dugger???

Doesn't he have like 30 siblings?

 

[caustic]

Colts have traded with the Browns, Indy now picking at 41

 

[avina1]

Bears probably pissed Hunt is gone 

 

[-OZ-]

Panthers defense could be good again

 

[caustic]

Hunt is a bad dude, love to see MIA beefing up that OL.

 

[The Frankman]

Miami completely rebuilding their O-line with some real beasts

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Panthers defense could be good again

Was just thinking...they have a plan. Burns, Brown, YGM.

Not bad.

 

[Bossman]

This guy had lots of family members who were all outstanding athletes.  Then they died.   Now let's show you some highlights.

that one kid ... who's grandma was made into a tuna melt ...

could make a full length movie on just that story.

 

[Deamon]

I just want one player who isn't a "very interesting story"

 

[The Frankman]

Ross Blacklock is a solid pick for Houston, needed some pass rush help ... but did anyone in his immediate family die?

 

[Shatner!]

Sweet Georgia Brown, the Globetrotters!

 

[IvanKaramazov]

I really care that this guy's dad was a Harlem Globetrotter.  Very relevant.

 

[QuizGuy66]

"He lost his sister in a tragic electrocution when their globetrotter dad through water on her while she was playing with a downed wire instead of confetti"

-QG

 

[The Frankman]

I really care that this guy's dad was a Harlem Globetrotter.  Very relevant.

Oh I see how it is. Gotta have a family member run over by a tractor for you to care. Heathen!

 

[fruity pebbles]

Does anyone just have a low key family?

 

[Boone22]

But have any Globetrotters died recently?!?!?  We NEED to know!

 

[zeeshan2]

NOOOO my Mack shares

 

[FreeBaGeL]

Keep getting pop-ups from Schefty's stupid twitter, spoiling the picks.  Bye bye Schefty notifications.

 

[The Frankman]

What? Johnathan Taylor to Colts? Do they not like Mack or Nyheim Hines?

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Taylor in Indy? WHOA DADDY!