Eliot Shorr-Parks, who is trying to be the poor man's Howard Eskin (not to be confused with Joe Giglio, who is trying to be the poorer man's Eliot Shorr-Parks), has been super on-brand this week:
"Luck into a homerun" caught him the most flack in the Twitterverse, but I'm sure he 100% believes it to be true. He tried to justify his credentials by once again pulling out his Al Bundy greatest moment of being a "2x winner of the Eagles beat writers FG competition."
Then this morning he jumped right into the hot take lava with this:
Stay you, ESP