***Official Compass Bowl and FCS Championship Game thread*** (1 Viewer)

[Doctor Detroit]

Not sure why Mizzou would bring Stanklin back in so quickly.

 

[Christo]

I wouldn't mind having sexual relations with the check in the Nissan commercial where she drives on a train.

Seems like you could have composed this a bit better.

I wouldn't like to have secks with a paper check or a Czech. Nissan girl, plz.

Are you sure?

 

[Joe T]

Can Mauk get the Cotton Bowl MVP if he only plays one series?

 

[Brady Marino]

I wouldn't mind having sexual relations with the check in the Nissan commercial where she drives on a train.

Seems like you could have composed this a bit better.

I wouldn't like to have secks with a paper check or a Czech. Nissan girl, plz.

Are you sure?

If the Nissan chick has some Czech in her blood, then absolutely.

 

[Brady Marino]

Not sure why Mizzou would bring Stanklin back in so quickly.

Loyalty. I'm sure we'll see Mauk again if he continues to stank up the joint.

 

[belljr]

I wouldn't mind having sexual relations with the check in the Nissan commercial where she drives on a train.

Seems like you could have composed this a bit better.

I wouldn't like to have secks with a paper check or a Czech. Nissan girl, plz.

Are you sure?

dibs on the kool aid man

 

[fantasycurse42]

Clemson lost by almost 40 to FSU on their home field - Imagine a BCS Title game between OSU & FSU!!

Disaster averted!!

 

[BigJohn]

Still a horrible pass.

 

[jurb26]

Amazingly, that wounded duck made there and the OSU guy was so open he still scored. Awful pass by Miller that looks good on the stat sheet.

 

[BigJohn]

Clemson lost by almost 40 to FSU on their home field - Imagine a BCS Title game between OSU & FSU!!

Disaster averted!!

Thanks for this.

 

[belljr]

nice kicking

 

[BigJohn]

####

Double ####.

 

[Raider Nation]

####

Double ####.

SPAULDING!

 

[Christo]

I think if you're Missouri you've got to kick the field goal here.

4th & 2 with 3 seconds on the clock. No ####, Sherlock.

 

[Premier]

Do they really need that stupid field goal line when Clemson is going for it on 4th down and it's right next to the first down marker?

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

Who cares if he made the line to gain because the penalty gives them a first down anyway?

 

[Mad Cow]

Who cares if he made the line to gain because the penalty gives them a first down anyway?

No result of the play was turnover on downs.

 

[knowledge dropper]

Does every male Ohio State fan look like Turtle from Entourage?

 

[BigJohn]

Who cares if he made the line to gain because the penalty gives them a first down anyway?

Penalty was after the play.

 

[belljr]

worst addition to football in recent years...

"going to the ref in booth/on phone"

 

[jurb26]

Miller duck cost them a TD that time.

 

[BigJohn]

Miller duck cost them a TD that time.

Yep. And his legs got them one.

 

[jurb26]

He should stick to running.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Miller sucks throwing the ball. He is an amazing runner though.

 

[belljr]

music guys... serious question... how does having 4 guitars work

 

[jurb26]

Man, the Cotton Bowl is painful to watch. Drop after drop.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

These Mizzou receivers couldn't catch a 250 pound chick at the bar at 1 am on Saturday.

 

[Raider Nation]

These Mizzou receivers couldn't catch a 250 pound chick at the bar at 1 am on Saturday.

But they'd make a heck of a basketball team!

 

[Premier]

Man it is really hard to spend 4 hours of your life with Matt Millen.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

These Mizzou receivers couldn't catch a 250 pound chick at the bar at 1 am on Saturday.

But they'd make a heck of a basketball team!

They'll all make great Detroit Lions someday

 

[Doctor Detroit]

That chick who won $100k in tuition from Dr Pepper will get an A if she takes a course on how to eat an apple through a chain-link fence.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Mizzou not going back to Mauk is some of the dumbest coaching you'll ever see.

 

[Brady Marino]

Mizzou not going back to Mauk is some of the dumbest coaching you'll ever see.

Pinkel does this #### all the time. He doesn't know what improvisation means.

 

[massraider]

This Clemson MLB is the goods.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Okie State playing poorly.

 

[Brady Marino]

You know a football game is bad when Gus Johnson almost sounds bored.

 

[belljr]

matt millen ... the worst

i actually like him in studio

 

[BigJohn]

Horse#### spot.

 

[Brady Marino]

Get. Franklin. Out. Of. There.

 

[Mad Cow]

Horse#### spot.

Agreed. They had the first.

 

[BigJohn]

If Braxton runs thus I quit.

 

[BigJohn]

If Braxton runs thus I quit.

See

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Franklin looks awesome

 

[Brady Marino]

Mizzou/OSU trying to become the most historically awful bowl game ever.

 

[Brady Marino]

Oh, and...

WHY THE ####### #### IS FRANKLIN STILL IN THE ####### GAME?!?!?!?!

 

[Premier]

Franklin looks awesome

10/30 for 90 yards.

 

[Brady Marino]

Franklin looks awesome

10/30 for 90 yards.

A .333 average is good in baseball.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Franklin looks awesome

10/30 for 90 yards.

Mizzou should be winning by 20+

 

[Brady Marino]

Maty Mauk reportedly warming up on the sideline.

Only about 5 series too late.

 

[Brady Marino]

Maty Mauk in the game. Happy days are here again.