Doctor Detroit
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I'd like to think so.Wouldn't he get it back and it would be ten times as long as when he sent it?Send it to Tim to copy edit.
I'd like to think so.Wouldn't he get it back and it would be ten times as long as when he sent it?Send it to Tim to copy edit.
Yeah. I got things to doThanks for the update. So now you're leaving, right?PrologueI was very drunk last nightOkay, I have to clarify something. Why are you going to write the ending (epilogue) and first chapter first?
You need to have an ending in mind to know where your story finishes, but are books usually written like that?
Beginning and end written, then fill in the middle?
So, no book then?PrologueI was very drunk last nightOkay, I have to clarify something. Why are you going to write the ending (epilogue) and first chapter first?
You need to have an ending in mind to know where your story finishes, but are books usually written like that?
Beginning and end written, then fill in the middle?
There will be. This has been on my mind for a long time.So, no book then?PrologueI was very drunk last nightOkay, I have to clarify something. Why are you going to write the ending (epilogue) and first chapter first?
You need to have an ending in mind to know where your story finishes, but are books usually written like that?
Beginning and end written, then fill in the middle?
Before writing a book shouldn't one have, at the very least, a native language, command of its vocabulary, grammar, and syntax, and, you know, have a compelling idea?
Came in here to post this
Now this is the first intelligent thing you've posted in some time.I really have to get off the boards
It's the "First of all, how are you" of authoring.Great writers start their books off with "It was a dark and stormy night".
HTH.
its tim , not Tim. Treat him with the respect that is dueSend it to Tim to copy edit.
He believes that "apostrophes" is a synonym for "disciples", as in Jesus and his 12 apostrophes.Sometimes.Okay, I have to clarify something. Why are you going to write the ending (epilogue) and first chapter first?
You need to have an ending in mind to know where your story finishes, but are books usually written like that?
Beginning and end written, then fill in the middle?
But I'm guessing he meant prologue.
ETA: I hope he uses apostrophes.
BuzzkillBefore writing a book shouldn't one have, at the very least, a native language, command of its vocabulary, grammar, and syntax, and, you know, have a compelling idea?
Mr. Ishida's Bookstore and Dong Emporium?Two worlds collide.Send it to Tim to copy edit.
This is almost exactly the same plot as Sense and Sensibility.You should title the book 'A Bag of D!cks'. It will be about a dystopian society where strange men pay to participate in a sordid 'fight club' type atmosphere, fighting to submission with various sex toys. Your protagonist, MC Licknass, is at odds with himself; hiding this sordid double life from his family and friends. He knows that his career as the owner of a company that rents out clowns for birthday parties would be destroyed if his horrible demons ever came to light. The climax of the book comes once he has reached the apex of the secret society, having won the title and secretly having fallen in love with another man, (the local parish priest, who only reciprocates in a sexual way, not emotional) he decides to throw caution to the wind and expose his double life for all to see.
Get to it, buddy! This would make a helluva novel!
Yeah, someplace with no internet.Imagine if you put half this much effort into finding meaningful employment...
If halfway houses have wi-fi, is there even such a place?Yeah, someplace with no internet.Imagine if you put half this much effort into finding meaningful employment...
I want his ### loading 80lb hay bales all day, like you would do 50 years ago if you were broke. No time to whine on some message board, you're too busy hustling and doing something positive.I suddenly have respect for Eminence. All shtick aside, and it's enough to gorge the FFA for a decade, dude is trying hard and not making excuses.If halfway houses have wi-fi, is there even such a place?Yeah, someplace with no internet.Imagine if you put half this much effort into finding meaningful employment...
My novel was very short dude. More like a novella.Wouldn't he get it back and it would be ten times as long as when he sent it?Send it to Tim to copy edit.
I think Kubrick did a movie like this onceYou should title the book 'A Bag of D!cks'. It will be about a dystopian society where strange men pay to participate in a sordid 'fight club' type atmosphere, fighting to submission with various sex toys. Your protagonist, MC Licknass, is at odds with himself; hiding this sordid double life from his family and friends. He knows that his career as the owner of a company that rents out clowns for birthday parties would be destroyed if his horrible demons ever came to light. The climax of the book comes once he has reached the apex of the secret society, having won the title and secretly having fallen in love with another man, (the local parish priest, who only reciprocates in a sexual way, not emotional) he decides to throw caution to the wind and expose his double life for all to see.
Get to it, buddy! This would make a helluva novel!
Sonuva#####! You stole my idea for a Monday thread. Screw it. I'm still gonna do it.I want his ### loading 80lb hay bales all day, like you would do 50 years ago if you were broke. No time to whine on some message board, you're too busy hustling and doing something positive.I suddenly have respect for Eminence. All shtick aside, and it's enough to gorge the FFA for a decade, dude is trying hard and not making excuses.If halfway houses have wi-fi, is there even such a place?Yeah, someplace with no internet.Imagine if you put half this much effort into finding meaningful employment...
Exactly.I want his ### loading 80lb hay bales all day, like you would do 50 years ago if you were broke. No time to whine on some message board, you're too busy hustling and doing something positive.I suddenly have respect for Eminence. All shtick aside, and it's enough to gorge the FFA for a decade, dude is trying hard and not making excuses.
I hope this isn't a cleverly hidden way of revealing the script for Star Wars episode VII.You should title the book 'A Bag of D!cks'. It will be about a dystopian society where strange men pay to participate in a sordid 'fight club' type atmosphere, fighting to submission with various sex toys. Your protagonist, MC Licknass, is at odds with himself; hiding this sordid double life from his family and friends. He knows that his career as the owner of a company that rents out clowns for birthday parties would be destroyed if his horrible demons ever came to light. The climax of the book comes once he has reached the apex of the secret society, having won the title and secretly having fallen in love with another man, (the local parish priest, who only reciprocates in a sexual way, not emotional) he decides to throw caution to the wind and expose his double life for all to see.
Get to it, buddy! This would make a helluva novel!
Yeah, I forgot to tell everyone that i am really JJ Abrams. You got me.I hope this isn't a cleverly hidden way of revealing the script for Star Wars episode VII.You should title the book 'A Bag of D!cks'. It will be about a dystopian society where strange men pay to participate in a sordid 'fight club' type atmosphere, fighting to submission with various sex toys. Your protagonist, MC Licknass, is at odds with himself; hiding this sordid double life from his family and friends. He knows that his career as the owner of a company that rents out clowns for birthday parties would be destroyed if his horrible demons ever came to light. The climax of the book comes once he has reached the apex of the secret society, having won the title and secretly having fallen in love with another man, (the local parish priest, who only reciprocates in a sexual way, not emotional) he decides to throw caution to the wind and expose his double life for all to see.
Get to it, buddy! This would make a helluva novel!
Your new thread reminded me of your book threads, figured I'd ask how that went.Worrying about protecting your intellectual property before writing anything.No book.Shirt company.Update?
I felt some creative energy coming. Instead of writing it was my drawing coming back. I misread the signals.Your new thread reminded me of your book threads, figured I'd ask how that went.Worrying about protecting your intellectual property before writing anything.No book.Shirt company.Update?
Worrying about the title you'll put on your business cards before actually selling anything.
Only thing you've followed through on seems to be your future MIL's kitchen wall (and you did a nice job there, btw)
What's the point of requests like these?Hard delete this please
For a hard deleteWhat's the point of requests like these?Hard delete this please
Whew! How does it feel to be DONE with ALL the work?! Congrats!!!This company isnt even something im planning, it is already done.
The company is registered and I ordered my stock.
The starting up is done. I worked practically nonstop this last month designing, researching and planning.Whew! How does it feel to be DONE with ALL the work?! Congrats!!!This company isnt even something im planning, it is already done.
The company is registered and I ordered my stock.
Let's leave the coy shtick to people who do it well.For a hard deleteWhat's the point of requests like these?Hard delete this please
Because I cant write a bookLet's leave the coy shtick to people who do it well.For a hard deleteWhat's the point of requests like these?Hard delete this please
Why do you want a hard delete?
Just start with an epilogue and a prologue guy.Because I cant write a bookLet's leave the coy shtick to people who do it well.For a hard deleteWhat's the point of requests like these?Hard delete this please
Why do you want a hard delete?
So soft delete?No, you really don't blow...you suck. It's just an expression.